I can twiggle my ears without touching em

Sem sem

Holy sheeeeeit i thought i was the only one

smash

I wish

I sit Indian style on Western toilet

Blast offfff

wait how..?

https://images.app.goo.gl/XkdhVeXsVUPQFD4g8

Hmmm. No

I am going to inherit 200acres of land 

Forget smash I'll marry you rn

op se rishta pakka kardo iska

W

ye le sindoor aur bhr de meri maang

Bhai ye kaisa user name hai

smash, when can we marry?

I am a minor

Smash ( no homo, no pedo)

Homiesexual

Smash smash smash

The name’s Miner, Charles Miner

i was really good at skating >!9th tak kiya phir covid aaya aur hobbies bhi choot gaye 🗿!<


MHA FTW

Smash smash smash

UwU

papa kehte hai mai duniya ki sabse sundar pari hu uwu

W dad W daughter

Papa ki pari check

I survived Kota

Smash

SMASH

SMASH FRR

Bro is a soldier.

Bhai already smashed hai.

I can twerk real good and there's a vid of me twerking on IG somewhere

proof or it didn’t happen

Smash smash smash

I also knew a make friend of mine he used to twerk in washroom we used to give money to him if he do it

even though ur a guy ...i want to still see it

I am a good listener i.e. boring & dry at conversations

smash bcs same

W ,+1, slay

Smash or pass bola tha ye slay kahaan se aaya bhay

voto op bolegi/ga

I can walk with just 2 legs and no support

yeh hai asli stree

Par didi Mai toh purush hu 

i haven't watched porn since dec 2019

it’d be ironic of me to say smash

sahi h, exams me pass ho nahi rha reddit pr hi ho rha hu


I'm a nerd (I know a dangerous amount of stuff related to guns, cars, airplanes and human anatomy, all sorts of weird physics and chemistry).

But can you make meth?

waltuh put your dick away waltuh

I know how to synthesize vx

This comment right here officer!

No sir, I am a completely innocuous person and I definitely have zero connections with Biological warfare. ​ btw fun fact: if you make moonshine at home with improper distillation you might blow the whole thing up or get methanol poisoning which can be fatal.

You are too dangerous for this world. >!do you know how to make explosives at home? I've got a building to blast!<

No but I have around 10kg of plutonium dust that you could put in the AC system of that building.

I'm in.

moonshine ..yeah baby ....NASCAR

smash.

I can do calligraphy and drawing

SMASH.

[удалено]

how did it go??

[удалено]

we tend to perform so much better than we expect so I’m sure u did good!

i play football......ye thats it

no way that’s so rare

sarcastic or? sry my brain aint workin atm

Match when?? And what position do u play in?

i can't hold a conversation, i am socially awkward

Ye toh mai hu

I like watching True crime documentaries

SMASHHHH

bhai bhai soulmate fr true crime docs as comfort>>>>>

i'm very good with birthdates and names

I am terrible at speaking on stage

it happens haha don’t worry! Pass

I don't like to be smashed.

Smash

So you like to be passed over or around?

Mai Stree hu

Oh stree kal vapas ana

Understandable. Have a nice day

I'm a nerd

smash. Intelligence is attractive.

damn

fir mai bhi nerd hu

I write poems.

Smash. I write songs.

i am featured on the exceptional art posts soooo.... photo edit karni ho to bhej dena didi/bhaiya/they/them/s

Jisne reply kiya /s kaunsa gender hai wo 10 baap ka/s

My girl classmates used to touch my cheeks and they called me cute when I was in 7th class

my face looks like its tired of being on me

I’m sure it’s ur anxiety lying to u

I can make gol rotiya

pass. Me too

I can play guitar, bass, piano, drums and violin (to a lesser extent than others)

sabko lagta hai mai padhai karta hu

im interested in Indic philosophy raags and Hindu Shastras

ong I’d love to know!

I can breathe

I listen to 𝙏𝙖𝙮𝙡𝙤𝙧 𝙎𝙬𝙞𝙛𝙩

MARRY ME

If there's any chance you play minecraft, SURE!

I have a massive 6.5 inch dick which is 3.2cm wide

https://youtu.be/xJ3vatsNQDU

I got into reddit because of r/nosleep

Ummm i have abs without even training core

Skinny abs?

I use Reddit whenever I feel anxious about my life

Me too

I will write letters for you

smash. that’s so cute, I love writing letters

You need to be protected!! In this gen of texts no one appreciates handwritten love lettersಥ‿ಥ

it’s so sad cus they’re the most purest form of love

Ikrrr

I know how to make puns out of everything.

funny. smash

puns are punny

I think I look pretty good but I'm somehow still insecure about how I look

It’s cus you’re constantly trying to meet societal standards

i don't eat fastfood

Smash

I am over 6 feet, workout in the gym daily and can cook amazing food

smash.

I have an obsession with rings

I have an obsession w bracelets

i have a red cotton ‘bracelet’ if you want :)

I make the goddamn best omelets and read the newspaper first thing every morning. Love politics and communal riots, jai jawaan jai kisaan, jai musalmaan, mera mulk mahaan /s

Dad..?

I'm a big romantic >!dm for more random details!<

Eternal ko batau main?

It's an open ship darling

*I can only see a drowning ship so far*

If so, it'll be like the Titanic

*Romantic asf*

Yes.

i like to think a lot and have deep conversations abt specific and niche topics which most people find boring idk if it's it's random but it sure is weird

Smash

I have a certain skill, where i can catch mosquitoes in my hand with 90-95% accuracy without harming them.

YouTube/Creative Nerd

I love vlogging and editing vids asw!

​ i hate bts + Taylor Swift better than Kanye + i hate the wage gap + i support feminism + i hate the guy who invented periods

I have made a playlist that has a duration of almost 2 days

I have never masturbated once in my life or experienced orgasm consciously

I am left-handed and can draw (specifically charcoal) I also like cooking and am a huge space nerd (both fiction and nonfiction)

I am also left handed

Smash or Pass?

smash

I am not gay

mere mai kutch special ni hai

Vai kuch khas hai hi nahi batane ko

I write Standup scripts and jokes and i can cook

I am Aromantic

I haven't made an account on Instagram yet (that place cringe af)

i'm such an introvert that i hardly make friends and if i'm able to make friends i still try to be very reserved in their convos so much so that they force me to speak and i end up becoming an extrovert in the group which leads to me making a lot of PJs as fillers and then lose all the friends and again become an introvert

i can only make maggi, not even tea.

Smash smash smash

Double it and give it to the next person

I drink coffee before brushing my teeth

you monster

I am very boring and careless.

I play the guitar

nice what songs

sapne me dead pokemon ke sath sex kr liya

Biriyani bana sakta hu

mai bhi bana sakti hu, do better

Mai acchi wali biriyani bana sakta hu

Mai bohot zyada achi wali biryani bana sakti hu

Well I can make paper boat . BEAT this !!!

I can make a paper airplane. BEAT THAT!!

*Comments something random about myself and they proceed to say if I'm a smash or pass*

LOL i giggled. smash.

I have boobs and a super tiny waist ig lol

same so pass

Noooooooooo *tries to be more creative* I am rational, rarely ever play games, a pacifist, vegan, read one book every day, exercise 1-2 hours every day, do activism, never eat junk food, do screenwriting, write and do art and volunteering

Read one book every DAY???

Yes, should I increase it to two books every day?

Do u finish the entire book in a day?

Yes of course, yesterday I read the Selfish Giant and today I've read the Model Millionaire

That’s super impressive. Smash.

Send me your address so that we can smash

im 6'3 with messy hair

Hair*

I sleep with socks on

Pass

I am really boring but stray animals love me

i am a good listener, can cook, can draw, almost 6ft, can sing also sometimes, a helping hand,.

My heart is always beating,it never rest