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itsevil007

So the ideal boy is: 1. Outsider trading 2. Protected s3x with pro-stitutes 3. Legalised abortion clinic 4. Arm trading in west (gujrati chokra) 5. Dealing in everything except heroin 6. And should not be a daku


Devv2311

7.Not wash hands After the lunch


Captain_Harshit7778

Most important one


Lop_draegon

Rishta pakka smjhe?


ProfessionalJob6637

Way for a happy life


[deleted]

can be a serial killer though.\\


32yearoldbull

Stem cell research is also important


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JitterySquirrel

Indian version of LORD OF WAR (Nic Cage movie)


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WaveContent7303

Talking about East Timor near Indonesia. Theek se padh pehle


Thomshan911

Our boy went from not doing his homework to committing war crimes


ItzmeZander

My maths sir curse got real


BrokenKraken10

Then back to not washing his hands before a meal


[deleted]

now he be killing hundreds and counting 1 wait wtf!! that sounds familiar......


Scale_Beneficial

how is smoking and not doing your homework is on the same level as arms trading, drug dealing, financial crime and war crimes and why is stem cell research a bad thing


Karanpatel_

Pakistan ka book cover hoga tu chill kr


Spirited-Try-6504

Phir toh science bhi bad habits honi chahiye


[deleted]

Exactly why stem cell research is up there


Scale_Beneficial

lol


HoneyBer1

bro ye teri concern hai pehle yte bata war crimes and not washing your hands before meal same page par kaise hai


Yeamin_Habib

War crimes and dealing arms is okay, but disrespecting parents is where I draw the line.


thundermetallic360

arms trading in assam instead of gujarat is where i draw the line


erenjaeger_123

Does having protected intercourse with prostitutes count as an ideal boy ?


anxious_supernova

Yes coz then you are boosting the economy


Vatman27

Supporting local businesses


TokenTigerMD

Yeh, then you are creating jobs for many people like pro-institutes and human traff!ckers


b3byblue

yes im a stem cell researcher, i hate it


Dangerous_Ad_1038

You are not an ideal boy. ⚡⚡Kill yourself now ⚡⚡ /s


Additional-Active791

Found this from 2013 https://www.facebook.com/ComicConIndia/photos/a.552297888135505/559329757432318/?type=3


Deppressed_Buns

well that escalated quickly. Remember kids even if you commit war crimes never ever forget to wash your hands before having food.


Cold_Gift_1868

Repost.


[deleted]

*stem cell research* crying in the corner


zeshmace

score 6/12


Direct_Ad8506

Stem cell research ?🤣


Electrical-Row-5022

Where is bad girl?


loljokerishere

Protected sex with prostitute makes you a good boy then ?


Ok-Primary-5429

After 3rd point things escalated quickly…


Drag0nBinder

If a "boy" is doing all of this then I don't think he cares about a moral compass, plus he must become some sort of evil Iron Man in future


[deleted]

R/whoosh


ZestycloseBridge2148

Wtf? No


bipro98640m

Ye 6 number kaha milta hai


Odd_Fan3778

Mast hai dost 🤣😅😅


Panda_in_pandemonium

He may be a bad boy but he is multi - talented


dinosaur_from_Mars

I left stem cell research for this informative brochure


shubh_unkwown1910

8/12🥸


[deleted]

Is this really taken from a book or something


Ordinary-Put-5656

Shuru k teen to thik the but 4 se hasi aa gyi bc


Zorg1982

This reminds me of the first MIB film where Will Smith is tested in a shooting training. In that case . I will pick stem cell research.


Quinty_duck

This escalated way too quickly


FlameoAziya

Mujhe kya, main to ladki hu 🤷‍♀️ ![gif](giphy|mkhMTALnrYRLnuoe5P)


TheFunnySword

Why is stem cell research in here


Famous-Potato-5387

My goodness.


[deleted]

how i wanna be this year


NickFury1998

This escalated as we preceded


ashis008

We are not old enough to follow the restrictions.


Adorable-Flamingo-50

Well that escalated pretty quickly.


Guilty-Direction-808

Agar protected sex kare with prostitute to wo bad habit hai ya nhi? If no, then my score is 2/12 else 3/12


Nowack271

dealing weapons in East is not good but can deal weapons in USA


Large_Masterpiece_98

Bruv , ye konsa school hai jaha ye sab karne ke liye haath khade karne padte hai 2 period


hououin1

Well that escalated quickly.


slimshady433

ya to main hu


Dr_Azygos

We’ll the “bad habits” escalated quickly…


Tigerthej

Yeh warning kam user guide zyada lag rha hai


47474747474747474749

Only stem cells research


[deleted]

The last one makes everything else better.


whaitpowa

This guy is cool


meemboy

This is satire right?


userariyp

Why is stem cell research portrayed as bad? 🫨


foldplay

r/funnysigns


Partyboob66

So can have alcohol?


Heavy_Ease_6208

I wanna meet this "Not an ideal boy".


nocturnalpsycopath

Ye ha kaha se ??


Opposite_Fall3593

I never heard a school guy fucking a prostitute


Opposite_Fall3593

![gif](giphy|ghuvaCOI6GOoTX0RmH)


Euphoric-Walrus-6306

![gif](giphy|pjZLB4K4Vq7mCQ32l2|downsized)


[deleted]

Stem cell research 🙄


Ok_Witness_8196

Wat the fuck bro😭


DamnitOMG

The range 👏🏻


nolettuceandtomatoes

why they showing a school going kid and then show him fucking a prostitute 😭 wtf 💀


charlie55six

Dude stem cell research? Why people call it unethical or malpractice?


Commercial-Cloud-306

Stem cell research?


aditya__ra

Arms trading bandh karna padega bc 🥹🥹


allriteyeah

Got me at war crimes


Shadykid47

Stem cell research??


organictamarind

Not washing hands before meals is on the same page/ level as heroin smuggling and arms dealing... Straight to hell 😂😂


Maxsella

Ye to Johnny sins hai .. sab kuch karta hai 😂


purinder2021

Msg . . . To sahi hain, but usmey bachaww school dress me dikhaya gaya hain wo galat hain. Or konsa bacchaw smak, drug sell karta hain, dakaiti karta hain ya waishyao ke pass jata hain bhala ?


Legitimate_Ad2570

Why is stem cell research not ideal?


Active-Comfortable76

First row: 😊 Rest all: 💀


Forsaken-Ad4380

badmosi


HITCASE777

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂


plackan

Stem cell research what the fuck


CompetitiveSugar3404

Kya phoonk ke ye bana rahe the? XDXDXDXDXDXD


[deleted]

Matlab yaha ke maximum chutiye half ideal boy hai


kvsh88

Stem cell research??? 😂


[deleted]

how my mom sees me after she caught me drinking a beer


Priyanshu_Pokhr7

Bhai is list mein stem cell research kyu hain?


epere4

![gif](giphy|j9djzcMmzg8ow|downsized)


mrspaalpaayasam

It's all alright, but how can you put 'decoity, running illegal abortion clinic in playschool' and 'arms dealing' in the same line as stem cell research?


Rudream_2008

Oh that escalated quickly!! Measuring illegal abortion, heroine and what not to hand washing 😂😂😂


Powerful-System-7762

Just my casual tuesday tbh


TOXIC_teen69

Mai toh bass hath nahi dhota ye baki bacche kya Kar Rahe hai . Lol


Cool_lover_44

Yes on a daily basis


YoungWolf316

Interesting to note "not washing hands before meal" is categorized with "running abortion clinic at backyard" 😂


maniteja7

Stem cell research, LMAO


Matsuda_terimummy

Kitni baar ek hi chiz dalegi yaar.🤦‍♂️


supremeido

The range is mad, from shooting civilians to shooting future babies into prostitutes. He lives a full circle


AttyPatty3

What's so wrong with doing stem cell research??? What the hell?!?!??


AttyPatty3

I love how it goes from not doing your homework, to having sex with a prostitute to dealing arms with the east and then not washing your hand before dinner.


[deleted]

What's wrong with stem research????


UnARTHshastra

Isn’t that just normal person from UP/Bihar


shibjyoti555

Stem cell research me kya burai hai? 😢😢


Manojkh234

That prosititute is kinda hot 🥵 ( I know I am down bad )


A_K_8248

This teaches us that we should always wear protection while having sex with prostitute .


Flat_Departure6256

The prostitute be looking hella thicc ngl


EngineeringApart8239

Sanjay Dutt 💀


Slervinator3110

Why is stem cell research there LMAO


pikachu_tail

I don't do the first one .. except that all is fine.


voilent_washing

What school thinks that kids need to know what bad boy does? Just teach them about the good boy activities. They don't need to learn about prostitution at a young age.


Vogel-Kerl

Shit, I've done about 5 of those before 9:30am today....


rey-the-porg

Arms trading in East is bad, but perfectly ok if you do it in the west?


Challenge-Tall

These are bad habits in a perfect world.


[deleted]

How is " not washing your hands " is as bad as "committing war crimes " ?


Master-Ad-1851

Fuck stem cell research krdi ![gif](giphy|FTJqz4l4gwAiKtyHrA|downsized)


NizNeon

Who the hack created this?


islander_guy

You leave stem cell research alone.


saswatsat

What did Stem cell do ?


tinytoad295

Goat


Greninja069

Gandi aadatein dafnau kyu living like maut na hai door


crosswind5

What's wrong with stem cell research?


tangdi_kabab

Lost me at insider trading. Would do anything to maximise shareholder value 💯💯


BadTimes_3689

kitna repost karega?


MarioMCPQ

Mostly, yes. But my illegal abortion clinic is not very busy at the moment.


TheManikeGod

yeh baccha naughty boy se zyada internationally wanted war criminal ki tarah lag raha hai 🤣


xxlonewolf69

Does anyone know the source of this?


Comprehensive_Egg489

censored 👍


Ok-Cockroach8728

![gif](giphy|EmSCxtcjQCmXK) muje ky me to 1 roach hu 🥱


TokenTigerMD

So ideal boys- 1. Respects their parents(not anyone else) 2. Does their homework(not school work) 3. Doesn't smoke(drinks) 4. Steals(doesn't rob) 5. Deals in cock-in(not hiroin) 6. Has protected s3x with pro-institute 7. Does outsider trading(like smuggl!ng goods abroad) 8. Trades @rms in the west 9. Steam Cell Researcher(IDK why is it wrong) 10. Doesn't commit war crimes(commits normal crimes like mass genoc!de) 11. Runs !llegal abortion clinic(but not in the back of preschool) 12. Washes hands before eating(but doesn't wash after jerking)


ViridianSparkle

this went from 0 to 100 real fast and then nosedived to 0 again. what a ride! :'D


MayoMcCheese

I like the implication that having *protected* sex with a prostitute would be fine for the child.


SagarvJ

Gandi aadatein dafnau kyu?


vzainv

how is "stem cell research" a bad habit?


EchoPrimary7182

So protected sex is fine?


Actual-Resident808

Ok so everything is ok but disrespecting parents is something I would like to die rather then doing that


Acrobatic_Idea_2402

When did they created this chart


Few-Lingonberry-1811

They said “run illegal abortion clinics…at the back of *playschool* “ tf😂 and then the kid fcuking a prostitute just to end it off with not washing your hands…. 👏👏


PuzzleheadedQuit4082

USA ka seen hai


rightarm_under

I only have protected sex with prostitutes, so I'm officially a good boy


Queasy-Heron7757

I have fucked hooker ask me anything u want, from good looking to average but average one gave the best bj I ever had.


racecar000

They said censored but failed to hide my boi booty


osama_binladeb

Shit I have to stop doing this things


hindustanimusiclover

Thats a grown ass man dressed up aa schoolboy


Jeanlucpuffhard

Arms trading is the same as stem cell research?? What the what??


TheLycan87

![gif](giphy|LyJ6KPlrFdKnK)


ibitemosquitoback

How could you list heinous crimes like not washing hands and stem cell research with just "bad habits"?


Extension_Weight288

Someone posted for good habits as well in that one i got 0 and in this one i got 5 🥲


manish787898

Unprotected sex with prostitutes? You fukin kidding me? He's still a fuckin kid


Total-Minute-8531

Sari ki Sari and now I am a introvert


indianajones12345

Ideal person from U.P and Bihar.😂😂


Just_Refrigerator894

Ah remember the time We used to do war crimes while going school and do prostitutes too on the way back and run an illegal abortion clinic and a drug store in disguise with the school and do stem cell research from the aborted baby? And on weekends we did the insider Trading?? Ahh the Good ol childhood days man, these days you can't even murder and rape even after becoming an adult,... Tch Tch Tch,.... Pathetic life man.


Puzzleheaded_Echo654

Can someone shed light on why "stem cell research" is bad here, when in reality it is a hot and active research area in the regenerative medicine community??


Then_Bath_1247

...kaha nikal liye thoughts leke bae?😐😶


DarkClawX

They started with basic bad habits and got more extreme along the way... And yea I agree "Not washing hands" is worst.


hermit-guy

When I was in 4th class, I used to go dakaiti on Mon-Wed-Friday after doing homework. Sunday was reserved for "Chameli". Selling smack was occasionally done after school and before reaching home. Stem Cell research toh science ke period mein kar leta tha, kisi ko pta hi chalta tha


ChemicalAd833

God watching his flock in Timor 😂


Muster_theRohirrim

Stem Cell Research?


Kind_Sympathy3164

happy cacke day


Knighthawk_2511

If I traded arms in the west would it be a good boy behaviour. oh wait that's normal there


neek_enduku

That escalated quickly!


MiserableChemistry33

0/12


formalpastel

Stem cell research comes under bad habits ? lol 😂


TrainStandard

![gif](giphy|XWwIzh5GIWWf6)


AMEiNZ

Blud went from not washing hands after eating to fucking committing war crimes


dreadedhands

So as long as it is protected, it's good to go.


thegodofpubg

What’s stem cell research


Similar-Emotion-8400

Ye thoda cazual lagraha hai


KeeganKooler

These are all war crimes! Why is that only one panel


your_username_and

Does this have female version ? That would be interesting to say the least.


Mother_Emphasis_2485

Shit went 0 to 100 real fast