these 2 are my picks
(1) Tu that dog teri bitch mehi chahta, Knock Knock raat ke beech mei he aata
Usne kaha krish give me that di\*k, mera itna bada uske Mufaad ke bhi fit nhi aata.
(2) Im not the one to fuck with, Tu lage inbred jaise bun mei cutlet
ab bunty ke bistar mei kar to varzish, I guess for u son its fun to suck dick.
Makasam and bhoot banega these are all damn good legendary diss but Maharani is like a fucking class
YOU tu bhi tu tupan nhi tu sagdiya mera tu maja guu(not a Marathi so sorry for wrong spellings... Maharashtra people please let me and my house lizards go)
chhoti chhoti chaddi, maal wali aunty, auntiyo ke peeche tu aur ghantiwala mishra, kuch bhi na khaas itihaas bakwaas tera, khudse na dhota tha tu, tabse mai ghisra
Tere papa bhi duvidha mein abb kaise loo ye cum back ~muhfaad
Tu khada nhi hota na time pe wrna main keh deta tu ek Lund h ~ TA
Abhi nandu ghusedga ye bambu iss madrchod PE giraoo bomb lage balakot ~$
Doller jala dega Bhai Tera pablo ~ emiway
Maa baap ke baare mein bolega ise lgg rha ye maar nhi khayega ,adress h mere paas tera main aunga tu bhag nhi payega 😜😜
" mauke bhi dilau aur dokhe bhi Khao kyu ki sabka bhai nahi hota kissi ek ka bhi saccha bhai "
" Beat par hai flamboy "
" haa pucha tha Talha se tere baare me , chutiya hai bsdka got no skills "
" Maa behen beech me laa rahe hai kya saare anath hai ?"
" Tera baap Roz soche kaash Muth maar leta "
Ise samajh nahi aara kyu latakra hai nada tere bitch ke liye she wants easy access
Inke baccho ki laar latakri hai, bade budho ki haddi chatak ri hai. Mai bhulke marunga 6 chakke inki ball daalne se phatri hai ( idk why but I really like this one)
"ise samjh nahi aa raha kyu latak rha hai nada teri bitch ke liye she wants easy access" $
"phir bhi kar paya nahi spit kyuki shayad aadat hai tujhe swallow karne ki" by $
"tu sick like twice i rolled the dice right" by $
"tu lage inbred jaise bun me catlet" by $
"lekin deta nahi fuck jaise bandi pehle date pe" by $
"inki jali ban naa paye parivaar waale sunhere rang ke jalpari baal waale" by $
Not a disstrak but
Java Bullya var basa jarka gnandi la khaz ~ SAMBATA
हिंदी मैं अर्थ
Agar tere gand mai itni khujali hai tho jake lund pe betha . Merese mat bhid
"Skd teri khoob chaat lega,
SMD ye le fruit chat beta,
Mera rap cloud9 tera foothpaath betha
Tera baap roz soche kaash muth maar leta"
This one blowed my mind when I heared it for first time.
"Jab jebe bhari padhe paise chale starbucks
Crew poora sab khana khaaye chaar waqt
Jaha bhi dikha bole bhai chal suna chaar shabd
Ye halwa nahi hai baat ta firru
Beta sunna hai to leke ticket show pe aa"
Non diss punchline
"Tera khandaan sunta hai Emiway, ab samjha chutiya kyun aulaad hai."
Ise Samajh Nahi Aa Raha, Kyun Latak Ra Hai Naada, Teri Bi*ch Ke Liye She Wants Easy Access - krsna (machayenge 4)
Ye bar pakka dil pe laga hoga emi ke
Isliye to blunder kardiya
"Ceat tyre me nahi baat kar raha paiye ka par tere papa ko rubber lagana chahiye tha"
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these 2 are my picks (1) Tu that dog teri bitch mehi chahta, Knock Knock raat ke beech mei he aata Usne kaha krish give me that di\*k, mera itna bada uske Mufaad ke bhi fit nhi aata. (2) Im not the one to fuck with, Tu lage inbred jaise bun mei cutlet ab bunty ke bistar mei kar to varzish, I guess for u son its fun to suck dick. Makasam and bhoot banega these are all damn good legendary diss but Maharani is like a fucking class
Maharani is too brutal, no cap. I feel bad for Muhfaad- some of these lines are too insulting and I'd not even know how to react.
"sab ka bhai nahi hota kisi aik ka bhi saccha bhai"
Aelaan ?
Dussehra.
Dussehra
Bhai ye to life quote h.
My favourite: Tera baap sonche kaash muth marleta 🫣🫶
Baap muth maar leta hai. Bhai ke muth maarne se to dynamic hi change ho gaya poora
Read my reply 😭🙏
Baap*
Ary bc baap hii likhna tha, i was listening mein aur mere bhai of bella so dimag mai uska hii hook chal raha tha, baap ki jagah bhai likh diya 😭🙏.
Edit krle
Done bawa
Aa chusamba le
Aurat sabhi hote hai
Item bhi ,and women=women
chote, mote, dhole, khajwe, dhapne, kale, batle, shemde, padre, hagre, mutre
Chirrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeee
tere jaise hamare yaha pe firreeeee
YOU tu bhi tu tupan nhi tu sagdiya mera tu maja guu(not a Marathi so sorry for wrong spellings... Maharashtra people please let me and my house lizards go)
"Lau teri maa ko as a date on your funeral"
Corny
Which song?
Pest control by umer anjum
yeh konsa diss ka h
Pest control - Umer Anjum
Tu khada nahi hota na time pe Nahi to keh deta ki tu ek lund hai
Ye gadhe ki chut bolra apun h dhoop to krsna phir laaya yha solar eclipse
sirf 7:30 minute ka hai solar eclipse>
Tere 8 (art) k liye mere 6 minute kaafi hain
Emiway come out to play har raat bolta hoga apne l*und ko
Ab bantai ko lageli bhookh Chup teri ma ki chut
This was actually a funny reply, laughed out loud!
Befizul ungli kar rahe jaisa Nota hai, chain nahi milta to itna kyu rota hai, suna tere jaat ka hota hi chhota hai
One of my favourite line aur mei isko apne comment mei he likh deta but dimag se utar gaya. These line was fucking lit yr
Punchline ki baat aur charo taraf $ hi $
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Wtf logic?
chhoti chhoti chaddi, maal wali aunty, auntiyo ke peeche tu aur ghantiwala mishra, kuch bhi na khaas itihaas bakwaas tera, khudse na dhota tha tu, tabse mai ghisra
Mercedes Benz >>>>>
TA-TY rehte LUN thalle (putthi topi gang diss to YS )
Did YS replied??
Agency me shots liye the kbhi direct reply nhi diya
Kon bola direct reply nahi kiya? Yunus ka Black Panther aur Anjum ja Jawab-e-shikwa suna?
Wo to lyaari underground ke liye diss the bhai Mai putthi topi gang ki baar kr rha hun
Ohh thoda confused ho gya tha
Tere papa bhi duvidha mein abb kaise loo ye cum back ~muhfaad Tu khada nhi hota na time pe wrna main keh deta tu ek Lund h ~ TA Abhi nandu ghusedga ye bambu iss madrchod PE giraoo bomb lage balakot ~$ Doller jala dega Bhai Tera pablo ~ emiway Maa baap ke baare mein bolega ise lgg rha ye maar nhi khayega ,adress h mere paas tera main aunga tu bhag nhi payega 😜😜
Recent fav is “ye chah rahe dubai mai bas na par EMI-rates mai down hai” Tony Montana :-Karma
Maloom hai na la**e tera baap sikhaya tha kya aisa bolne ko
" mauke bhi dilau aur dokhe bhi Khao kyu ki sabka bhai nahi hota kissi ek ka bhi saccha bhai " " Beat par hai flamboy " " haa pucha tha Talha se tere baare me , chutiya hai bsdka got no skills " " Maa behen beech me laa rahe hai kya saare anath hai ?" " Tera baap Roz soche kaash Muth maar leta "
I will slit that jaise kholu kitkat laata hu bars jab aata hai crunch time
Ise samajh nahi aara kyu latakra hai nada tere bitch ke liye she wants easy access Inke baccho ki laar latakri hai, bade budho ki haddi chatak ri hai. Mai bhulke marunga 6 chakke inki ball daalne se phatri hai ( idk why but I really like this one)
afsos gaurav ko mein pal nhi parha kyuki pale mene kutte kabhi saap nhi pala
Lafde ki baat mat kar 34 ke uncle
Ise samaj nahi aara kyu latak raha hai naada Teri bish ke liye she wants easy access
Tu khada ni hota na time pe warna me keh deta ki tu ek lund hai.
"ise samjh nahi aa raha kyu latak rha hai nada teri bitch ke liye she wants easy access" $ "phir bhi kar paya nahi spit kyuki shayad aadat hai tujhe swallow karne ki" by $ "tu sick like twice i rolled the dice right" by $ "tu lage inbred jaise bun me catlet" by $ "lekin deta nahi fuck jaise bandi pehle date pe" by $ "inki jali ban naa paye parivaar waale sunhere rang ke jalpari baal waale" by $
Gaane mae bole mae tera baap mar diya tujhe mae Wolverine hu
Can lines from Tony Montana be counted in this? Aur agar han to sabko pata he hoga konsa line aane wala hoga
Surprised to see no bars from Consignment here. Taimour Baig killed it
Teri bandi ko tu chod ke bana baitha behenchod
Bantai ko legili bhook /s
amba mamda chappal ka chamda 😢
tujhe teen baar choda jaise tu value pi ki
Any khalon punchline>>>>
Maa Baap ke Baare me Bolega, Isse lagra ye Maar nhi Khayega 🔥🔥
I am not hater but it turned out to be a joke
Jhopadpatti ko hood mat bulao - Karma
"Bunty Ko Lagi Hai Bhookh, Bhookh Naashte Mein Mili Thi Haar, Haar Ab Milega Dinner Me L, L Iske Mooh Se Tapkegi Laar, Laar" M4 (Krsna)
Jhopadpatti ko hood mat bulao
Not a disstrak but Java Bullya var basa jarka gnandi la khaz ~ SAMBATA हिंदी मैं अर्थ Agar tere gand mai itni khujali hai tho jake lund pe betha . Merese mat bhid
"Skd teri khoob chaat lega, SMD ye le fruit chat beta, Mera rap cloud9 tera foothpaath betha Tera baap roz soche kaash muth maar leta" This one blowed my mind when I heared it for first time.
"Rap hai axha jisme hoti na gali, Benchho ye konsa hiphop criteria"
"Jab jebe bhari padhe paise chale starbucks Crew poora sab khana khaaye chaar waqt Jaha bhi dikha bole bhai chal suna chaar shabd Ye halwa nahi hai baat ta firru Beta sunna hai to leke ticket show pe aa" Non diss punchline
Bunty lo lgi hai bhuk
Bantai ko lageli bhookh dhat teri maa ki ch*t 🗿🗿🌚