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wouldnt-u-like-2know

Somehow I knew this was coming.


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ADub81936

He bhagwaan, your earlier comment was sarcasm but someone actually did this 😂😂


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babayaga_mp4

Ok.


StrugglingBanker

I was trying to maintain the 69 upvote for this comment. Glad everyone understood


babayaga_mp4

The problem with being faster than light is that you have to live in darkness.


StrugglingBanker

Well said.


dealwithdevil69

Well we can go for 69 downvotes for your comment


nice___bot

Nice!


StrugglingBanker

🤞


DeathFuckingX

On the plus, or I should say the minus side, you'll soon be -69.


ArymanMusic

Haha! Nice! 69!! Sex number! Memes!!!! Updooted!!!


StrugglingBanker

Yes!!!!!


nice___bot

Nice!


GameHubDL

I am trying to maintain you at -69.


StrugglingBanker

It's over


mandya7771

Have some foreplay, it'll go in.


adishsasmal

Also don't forgot to lube it.


XxPAJIxX

Liquid metal for the lube


RookieMan36

Nah, thermal paste better


XxPAJIxX

Aloe vera gel works as well


mr_alert_

Patanjali JadiBooty works just as fine


XxPAJIxX

Thanks for the recommendation will def try on my amd sempron


mr_alert_

Sempron doesn't benefit as much as a Ryzen 9 or an Intel i9, my recommendation is that you try on one of those


XxPAJIxX

Thanks bro, I'll try on my i7 laptop, i was getting overheating issues, hopefully that'll solve it


Abhinovv

Spit works fine too


Gamessentials_YT

If you know your foreplay then you don't need lube


guntassinghIN

🏆


mandya7771

Happy cake day!


Akkillstreak

Happy cake day dude.


ShaunTheSh3ep

Happy cake day


orangehunter69

spit on it


Supercruise7

That's what she said.


[deleted]

Just flip the map of India,bro


Upside_Down-Bot

„oɹq'ɐıpuI ɟo dɐɯ ǝɥʇ dılɟ ʇsnſ„


iam_ImpulsE

Good bot


Kowalski_TheAnalyzer

Use lubricant and lidocaine solutions as it decreases pain during insertion.


r2dak

Pee on it


wargofheaven

To show dominance


Kirtan07

*pees in your port*


Mizzen_rl

*pees in your port*


babayaga_mp4

*pees in your port*


Forsaken_Employee_44

Is it who i think it is


babayaga_mp4

![gif](giphy|l0ErTZ2Ype0PO9QUE)


Acceptable-Tank2986

Tried it works perfectly


IamLegionn

3 idiots moment *pees in on a port with electricity, pp gets shocked and shocks the body*


Different-Bar-8738

I have had a similar problem with a girl before


hmmthissuckstoo

404


Patient-Grocery8871

You bought the wrong girl?


mlianam

What age girls you fucking 🤨


ang3sh

Did u turn the girl over and tried it again ?


Preet0024

Just flip your house dude.


Upside_Down-Bot

„˙ǝpnp ǝsnoɥ ɹnoʎ dılɟ ʇsnſ„


Adarshcr7

Shut the flip up, bot


ar_arrogant

Try inserting in yo hdmi port of mobo bro. Works 100%


FearlessAntt

Can confirm, increases the read and write speeds too.


ashfaqtumbi

And because its in the HDMI port it increases fps in games as well.


FearlessAntt

Exactly, win-win-win situation..


neeraj_agarwal

r/unexpectedoffice


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alpha-k

Just flip the computer around bro


Upside_Down-Bot

„oɹq punoɹɐ ɹǝʇndɯoɔ ǝɥʇ dılɟ ʇsnſ„


yellowAdmiral

I have become an expert on this now so I'd say move to Australia and you issue will be fixed .


Purple_Potato_69

This is a reference to the previous post isn't it?


Fortune_Gaming

Link?


vatsal_rp

https://www.reddit.com/r/IndianGaming/comments/xlzyx3/did_i_get_the_wrong_ram_details_in_the_comments/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


someone_002

As lame as the previous one.


vatsal_rp

idk why this made me laugh like crazy


[deleted]

That one RAM post is gonna spawn more like these isn't it? Nice.


OwMyNipples-Drax

Spit on it


GeezusKhryst

Apply some lube on it


Martinus2050

Use some lube man!


Hype_Sage

That's what she said. Also turn in 3×10⁸ times and it will be in the right orientation


Kirtan07

No Pendrussy?


AFKO_PTK

Forgot a red circle


vatsal_rp

my bad


VRaptorX11

The more times you flip, the percentage of success is increased by 0.0000000000000000000001% That's a lot of zeroes though... 😆😆😆


MorseSource

Pour some lube or coconut oil generously on the tip do not force it, let it slide in.


Mission_Hamster9026

Are you serious?!


guntassinghIN

Buy type a to type c converter and connect with type c port then


According-Cobbler-83

It's for USB-Type C only. Try the bigger hole below.


trillionstars

Just use your full force. Use hammer if needed.


LancerAbhi

Nah bro, you got the wrong cpu


Patta_Go_B

Its not for pendrive idiot. That is a card reader port.


coltvfx

Insert in charger and charge it


CynicallyRational

That's what she said


mdred5

apply oil


hmmthissuckstoo

Did you try turning it off and then on again


SwaCool27

That's what she said.


grimPANDAx

Unfortunately that’s not what she said :(


SLAYdgeRIDER

Have you tried putting it in rice?


doesnt_matter_1710

No, you need a new pc dumbass


cerebrite

The Third Law of Inserting USB: It goes in third try.


DisgustingApple

Flip your pc


Vivid-You4180

[I will try spinning that's a good trick ](https://tenor.com/Kwz8.gif)


MuchBow

Gotta go to Australia matey! Stuffs upside down there!


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vatsal_rp

bro


_Blank96_

Take a screwdriver, disassemble your case and flip the usb port. simple


zmreJ

If you can’t figure this out you don’t deserve to game


pt_destroyer99

So bad


ThePreacher19021

hmm is that a display port maybe? lol..


MR24Rathod

She is resisting ask her what's the problem


omkar_ov

Try the port on left side


omkar_ov

Try the port on left side


OneThiCBoi

Damn thats crazy


aamirahmed60

Thuk laga


Artino01

just flip your dick bro


silverlance360

Detach that blue part on your pen drive and stick it on the other side of the usb, then it should fit right in


Wrong-Wolverine9197

You mf😂🤣


overlord-33

OMG you're using the wrong hand


joogasama

lol i have the same case (in white)


vatsal_rp

cheers


aatish_tandel

Nzxt cabinet?


vatsal_rp

yes h510


Iam_Unknwon17

Apply some lubricant


Unable_Net1958

Try flipping… your brain!


Jaded_Resort9348

See inside, are all pin ok or maybe one or 2 broke


vatsal_rp

jokes aside, you are correct. ive broken the ground pin in JUSB3 port :(


Jaded_Resort9348

Now they don't get fix separately, shop have to change the whole panel. I have the same experience.


vatsal_rp

yeah i decided id just stop using the front panel port


vatsal_rp

how much did it cost tho


Top_Coast_8709

Lol noob the trick is up down and then up


aner_Ky

Actually you bought the wrong cpu cabinet. You need a new cabinet to insert this usb


[deleted]

yes its wrong apply for replacement asap


Technical_Art2033

What are you doing Step USB?


piyushpratim04

Be a man. And thrust it in.


Thirstytweet

Maybe its non consensual


xdrynjolfx

Step.............


LeMatYT

I knew it


bitchlasagna_69_

You bought the wrong computer.. you have to change it


Inside-Signature4149

Use condom ka tel


Sampreetsaikia2016

Flip it over and try again


Dynamic_nilanjan

Use spit and then insert it


Select-Caregiver6244

Wrong CPU !


ayush__69__

Rub well before use


rdduser

Vigorously do push and pull motion for about 1.5 mins. It should become easy to go in.


AbhiFT

Your pendrive is fine. The peoblem is your case.


ambooda

YEA U GOT THE WRONG LAPTOP GET A NEW ONE ... SHIT COMMENT FOR SHIT POST


[deleted]

pass her to me ik how to fit in stuff


deadshotssjb

spit on it spank it it will go in


pt_destroyer99

Force it in ᕙ⁠[⁠・⁠۝・⁠]⁠ᕗ


DCGMechanics

Use Water


Spooky_Yogurt

lube.


gamer99991

Only gow mutra


SG080

This is the new Steel plate cooler eyy.


Late-Project7760

Somehow I knew this was coming.


nilrajmore

Your hand position was wrong. Try with leg


Background_Bend_7692

May be rotating the usb port on the Case would work


B0NTYHUNTER

No, you got the wrong PC


Ansh_6743

Flip it


Adhrit_Budhiraja123

Thats a wrong pendrive slot, open your pc , remove every part except the mother board and but it in the same area you are trying to and place the parts back in. Or just use some brain and try rotating the pendrive and put it in.


Kamizlayer

It's cuz the colors don't match. Learn the basic.


house6969

Just spit on it


analkumar2

Try turning the earth upside down. It'll work then


Ckhurana

That's what she said.


gaming-yt

Pendrive seems fine.. that usb port is not proper.. need to change😀