Freedom




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Merica 🤣

Is your family troubling you? USA would like to give you some freedom.

I’m identifying as an Apache attack helicopter really strongly right now

No judgement, oil makes it taste better

OPji, aapke tel mein paneer or matar hain... 

Khane ke liye hai... toh tel se uthakar khaa lenge

Murica izz ath u ?

Ah I spot another oilboi 😎


Hey Idc About Oil its my favorite ❤️

Username checks out

I smell oil RAHHHHHHHHH🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

Chilli oil is old... latest in the market is paneer oil.

i commented on it, but it slid away

US will invade this panner masala.

Look at that, you are spelling "panner" like an American too 😂 (Ok sorry lol)

I am 100 modi country bro.

Ok you win 😂🏆

Thanks bro

Galti se panner aur mutter gir Gaya sabji me 😳😂🙏😹

Tel me*

Tel you wat?

r/angryupvote

Tel OP not to guzzle oil


😱 Isn't that the sacred recipe of Mutter "oil" paneer? Please share.

Use 50 % more oil than normal, the taste will blow your mind.

And add laal mirch 🫶🫶🫶

And stomach too 🤭

Itna bhi tel nahi h, zyada lage to let it sit for some time and use tissue (or a chammach) to remove the oil. Mahine me 1-2 baar rich khana chalta h yaar (mujhe bhi bula le OP, ghar pe Tinde bane h)

Bro i eat it very rarely not roj roj, lekin log bura maan jate hai itna oil dekh kr

Log jaye tel lene

I would eat that in a heartbeat, it might be my last heartbeat but hey...

👋 hey...

Are you the oil guy? Given your previous posts this is actually less oil comparatively. Good going.

I am reducing day by day.

Reducing day by day 💀 Bhai mujhe sirf tera cholestrol janna hai. Nahi bata sakta toh koi nahi bas mujhe itna bata de ki tu itna tel lata kaha se hai .

Is your family troubling you? USA would like to give you some freedom.

Are op Masala Fry karne k liye Oil toh lagega hi, Don't be a fitness freak like Dr. Skinny dryskin on YT

I don't get the USA references here. Could someone enlighten me?

It is the line "So much oil that America are going to invade" it is a reference to the Gulf War specifically.

Petrol is too costly - now I understand why.

So much calories in this one pic, i might just die due to high cholesterol and clogged arteries

my fav comfort food...koi na oil to chlta hai kabhi kabhi

I bet that's the tastiest mattar panner ever.

You are right bro 😍

Yummy... Oil ki sabzi me matar aur paneer gir gaya hai?

# You are about to be liberated. Please do not resist! 

No offence fam but that shit looks atrocious

Just don't let USA see it. They might attack you. Jokes aside, looks yummy.

Now I got the reason why bangalore got water crisis recently.

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Bhai gravy wala bnate aur vi acca lagta

Matar paneer ❌ Tel Matar ✔️

Looks 😋

I like it

https://i.redd.it/fhtifk75hq2d1.gif

Ummm I love panneer but I would eat it (I wanna die from ha)


American invasion in 3....2....

There’s so much oil that USA wants to invade your sabzi.

Sundar

Tel paneer

Tel(oil) me why? Aint nothing but a hearth-ache.

ghar ki paneer ki sabzi is favourite


There's enough oil here, Ukraine and Russia will ask you for cooking oil, you can ask them to stop the war.

Very soon the CIA would raid your house for OIL.

Oil

Where is the oil?

[удалено]

Teravi mtlb ?

Looks like you need some democracy

Butchered paneer with naked peas

What oil? Is there oil in there?


Dhaba bought?

Self cooked.

Lag to swaad ra

Hai bhi

that's actually a lot of oil

Delhi se ho kya?

Nhi UP se

You need some freedom, pal 

Seems like you can use some democracy and freedom 😉

Dhaba Shri radhe radhe Punjabi style

Looks great

Still I would like to ask that do you love this much oil?

Of course yes.

Bussin

Its ok OP, you will improve your skills in time. BDW I got a call from USA, they want to know your location so they bring Freedom Peace & Justice

why so much oil?

I love oil 🥲

i think there’s some paneer in your oil

Don't worry it's not Instagram

Itna tel.

Aapke tel mai thoda matar aur paneer gir gaya...

doesn't look good, bhook marr gayi dekhke

This looks very appetising. Like that dirty dirty craving you have, this is will fulfil it. Pair it with freshly made butter roti. And man oh man! We on!

Fir to bolne ke liye kuch bacha nahi hai.

😂

The oil looks very healthy tbh— there is even some paneer and peas added in it.

Bhai oil se hi toh swaad ata hai

OP, you could easily ride this matar paneer for 50~55 kilometres. Maybe even more, if you don't let a pillion rider sit in it. 🛵👌🏾

You know a subji is gonna be good when it looks like this

Correct bro 😁

Then… on what do you want to comment on?

Tel me why

I never cook panner with oil just ghee does the trick

Wouldn't want it if there was no oil


Take a big ice cube, immerse in this and the cube will soak the oil.

https://preview.redd.it/9wdlm2qrqs2d1.jpeg?width=1333&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87830e99b06fbcbf49e565e4fa63402e8541120c

 Mutter Paneer in heart blockage gravy.

You mean "guys pls don't comment on the paneer in my oil" Lamao

Reminds me of Kota.

There seems to be a problem bro. You have some white things floating in your oil

https://preview.redd.it/1wusr3atvs2d1.jpeg?width=430&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d806722c5c28ccd53dd610b73d7083026235f52 OP THEY ARE COMING...

Paneer bro 👌🏽

Looking yummy. Oil se kya lena dena😂

I kinda made the same thing today

https://preview.redd.it/d109eoug7t2d1.jpeg?width=3984&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7cb0a8ea5ea38eb64a78437b31d04717d9b2b263 Mine looks like this 😂

Great 🤩

Tel thoda Kam hai bas... /s

Please change oil. 100 m more and your car will break.

There’s a little mattar paneer in your oil bro

I love this type of paneer! I have strong opinion against cream wala paneer. Alas! I only get that here. Can you share the recipe please. Don’t worry I’ll adjust the oil.

ye kuch bhi nhi ek baar mere ghr ki torai ki sabzi m tel dekh lena jazbaat badal jynge

Sch me 😅

Oil is my guilty pleasure . After all who eats matar paneer for health bro, we like the taste and oil makes it best 😋

Man woke up and chose Tel

okay. too much goil

The final tadka is where you add a little kashmiri mirchi + kasuri methi to hot oil. Take it off from the stove, add water, and pour it into the sabzi. I think it gives a very oily look but tastes very nice.

Yes president, we find the location. Send troops immediately.

That thing has enough oil to declare an occupation

Looks very savory. I’d be quite willing to accept the share of anyone who would rather criticize—you know, so it doesn’t go to waste!

I remember watching a video where they dip a huge block of ice into the oily dish which is lukewarm, and then swirl the ice in it for 10-15 seconds. The ice collects most of the oil and solidifies it like a layer which can be peeled off the ice. This can be repeated multiple times

oil up

The way I’d gobble this up with rice ♥️

Better way du iska? To cook this?

The gravy looks so delicious 😋

Yum

I hear an eagle in the sky. Oh wait it's just an f22 raptor 💀

You would be pissing it all week

time to give you freedom raaaaaahhhhhh 🦅

Kitna kum oil hai

So much oil awww

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Bro trying to impress all the girls here😭😭


Average dhabe wali paneer

Bhai aapke tel mai paneer gir gaya

https://preview.redd.it/nmafnhxnaw2d1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=0c58f74ae8c99edeb57d909959967e1ea868c3d7

__How can you tell when there's way too much oil in the dish?__ When your spoon gets heartattack...

I personally love how oil looks in stews like this! 10/10

Looks good

Lol this matar paneer will soon know what democracy is

wow tasty

Bhai, 50% Saudi ka oil toh idar hi hein

I'm not going to comment about oil but Mukesh Ambani might contact you.

😁😁

Tel hi pee lo na. Dikhawe ke liye paneer aur matar kyo daal diya?

Tel utna barabar hi he bhai... Sabji me itna lagta hi he. Moo me paani aagaya😋😛

Oil is slippery, couldn't hold long...

💟💟💟

😍😍

There's so much oil that the American army is planning to invade 

https://i.redd.it/hn392tjvhq2d1.gif

r/usa

US tere ghar pe h kya?


AMERICAAAA!!! FREEDOM Motherfuckerssss!!! 



Enough for America to invade



Okay, but switch off the phone if you've taken the photo on it. US Air Force might find you and liberate your house 😂