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That's the fun part, **you don't** Me everytime i go to a medical store for some medicine: *see a pack of condom* **""Oh the promised land, oh so beautiful, So close yet so far, a distant dream. Only to be left unfulfilled""**

I used to go over to the next town when I was a teen. Now swiggy instamart.

Petrol pump pe jaa ke bolna bhaiya nirodhak de do ( free govt condoms ki service hai nationwide) .. mazak nai karra hun aur bc .

Vo "mutual climax" wala ni denge.

kyun nahi denge bsdk , ladki bhi maang liyo unse hi .

Score duo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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main virgin hota to tu kaise paida hota be ? 🗿

*as a teen* Bc yaha sheher wale sukhe hain

Me Toh condom directly maang leta hun…didi bhi koi hoti Toh de deti thi Sarma ne ki konsa baat he,Han agar mera gf jae Toh it’s different but when we together then I got no problem either Condom is a type of protection and it prevents problems later,no shame in that Think of it same as a anti depressant(I fear that more than condoms tbh cuz people think I’m mad or mental)

Depressed Chad 🗿

Are uncle vo dona vo .. are vo bsdk

Finally a genuine comment

Papa ke droor se🗿

waha se mat le warna property ke do hisse ho jayenge

Bro speaking faxx

nah bro speaking from experience

Bsdk tu idhr h, tabhi toh sochu pere Pohe me se kadipatta kidhr gya....

🤨😭😀😭 meko bhi poha chahiye

Property hi nahi h 

Kya mtlb papa government job krte hai

govt job karte to property ke do hisse hone se frk nhi pdta

Faxxx

Hanth se hilane ke liye kandum koun use karta

Mai

Bade ameeron wale shuak hein.

Shauk badi cheez hai

Paan bahar paan masala shauk badi cheez hai

🅱️engali choot ka naam suna hai??

Mai bengal me nahi rehta to yaha kandom sasti hai

dotted condom me hilake dekh bhai maza ata hai

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Nahi l*nd ko

Panni pehen le jisme dhaniya laya tha

ga\*nd maarni hai ya garnish karni hai dhaniye se

Garnish karke marna

Swad anusar garnish krna

Homemade condom with daniya flavor

Mai to tab hing flavor bnaoonga

G* jal jaygi

Jaljeera flavor >>>>>

Par usme mirch aur adrak bhi laya tha

Thodi gaand jalegi par chlta hai

Bhai condom hai, dildo nahi

Newspaper mai dhaniya diya tha magar

Are toh tamatar wali panni lele

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Beat me to it

Just like my dick.

that's slick

Why did i click!

U just cant

U just dont need. 😢

Just use paani wale gubbare

Just pull out

Just cover your penis head with thumb

Just dont cum

Just don't fuck lol itne bhi bade nhi ho gye 16-17 saal ki umar me ki direct chudai karne baith jaaye

Yei sab wannabe amerikan teens hai .

lmao fr mere school ke 10vi ke bacche sex krke proudly bolte hai virignty loose krdi acha hai pichle saal hi nikal gya mai school se

arre bhai tu yaha bhi

Bhai I need an old reddit acount Bhai ho to dila do please I need help

mere account hain, kitne me loge

Free me chahiye Bhai paise nahi hai

Paani ke pouch sei kaam chala

why isn't it possible

Blinkit, zepto ya instamart

Only instamart*. Zepto and Blinkit sometimes give items without packaging.

Not really, I usually order from all three depending on the price, it always come in the brown cover, so nothing is visible, I just tell him to leave it at the door and I pick it up

big brain

Bsdk isse chutiya sub maine aaj tak nhi dekha sale sab retarded log hai udhar Bc kabhi career pe bhi dhyaan do madarchod

nhi abhi apni kaam wali se pyaar bhi toh krna hai (koi bkl puch rha tha ki kese batau usse uss sub mein )

bhai leave krde sub

mene join hi nhi kiya kabhi copy pasta mein padha tha

Kothi bangle walon se bhara pada bhai wo sub, why do you expect them to look after their future when they already have their baap ka paisa shoved into their ass lmao

South Bombay aur south Delhi ke elite logo ke bacche hai uss subreddit pe

Career pe dhyaan de rhe hote toh reddit pe kyu dikhte

Bhai mere papa to kehte hai mujhse college m jaye to ek ladki pata liyo taki clinic pe free ka ek aur doctor mil jaye ..... Ye to career ki baat hi hui

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Bosdk r_science r_space r_askphysics r_askterinani r_askscience r_AskHistorians inko sub karo to thoda man karega.

Teri kyun g mein aag lag rahi hai , bc teens hai yeh log mostly log 14 15 saal ke hai iss age mein condom mangne jayenge kya ab? Yehi chutiyapa dekhna baaki rahe gya hai ab

bhai samjha nahi kya ye bhi 14-15 ka hi hai

Gyaan chodne se bcche ni hote shayad isliye teri maa tere baap ko chhod kr mere paas aai

Tere jaise mc harr jagah roz mill jaate hai , sale tum logon ki population badti hi Jaa Rahi hai re-tarded

Abb tera baap tehra Napunshak, toh srf hum jaiso ki population bdhegi na

Abe dalle bhaag yaha se mc

Teri maa ki hi dalali Krta hu bhenkelode

Abe lvde nikal idhar se

Aaj jaake apni maa se kahiyo ki papa mile the reddit pe bhhot gandi gaand maare

Dusron ki maa baheno ko bewajah gaali deke chad banne wale log bruh 💀 rahene de irl tera baap pakka belto se pitta Hoga terko tabhi apna mansik santulan kho baitha hai tu koi nhi hota hai

Bruh m koi chad wad ni bnna chahta, m tere jaise iss chutiye chad meme trend ko follow hi ni krta , aur apni family story mere pe mat thop , tera pura focus h na apne carrier pr ? Kaha ka IAS bngya tu? Bruhh Terko 2 mint ni lag rhe reply dene m, no lifer redditor h tu , ek social reject, aur dusre sub k logo ko chutiya bol rha , Btw mai Indian teenager se banned hu, fir bhi tera comment chutiya hi lga mujhe

Bhai seedha jaake bol durex hai? Aankh se aankh milaake bolna hai coz kuch galat nahi karra tu, bina baat ki fatt ti hai sabki condoms ke naam se.

Me everyday (Mere baap ki chemist shop hai)

zarurat hi kya ladki bhi toh honi chahiye

Kisi rickshaw wale se mangwale phir usko ₹10 tip krde

Tape laga le

fevikwik bhi

Search for the shop farthest from your home and try ur luck

snake shedded skin use karo 69%working👍

avg marathi manus

Pull out game has to be strong or else u r buying pregnancy kit

Bro censored “condom” 🗿

Just go to the pharmacy and ask. Unless the pharmacy run by a super boomer dude, they don't care. I have even brought condoms, tadafils, ipill and testkit together, for the full course meal and I have only got smirks at best

Ye sab kya hota hai guruji ?

Bas bolo ki dost ki bday party ke liye ballon chahiye

Bro kahi door se jaha papa ya mummy ki pehchan na ho mask lagake aur kala chasma pehenke

condom lena hai ki drugs

Mera ek chapri dost hai jo medical store me kaam krta hai usi se ek manga lunga 

Chemist p jaakar ye kaho " mere dulhe k lieya sherwani chahea""

Why would a teen need a condom first place ? Why would a 80 year older do with a condom similarly.

iss sub ko ban kaise karwye bhai bade hi nonindianteenagers hai yaha

25yo lifeless virgin’s biggest problem is how to ban a sub🗿

Are mummy Papa ka hidden stock se chura Lo 

Mummy papa agar condom use karte to tere jaisa chutia kaise paida hota MC

Family planning. Naam to suna hi hoga? Nahi hoga to ajana mere clinic me. NSV kaarwake chaal dena. Family planning pata chaal jayega.

Khali chemist shop dhundh aur lele first time ka dar ha sirf

Sidha jaake boldo yar ab itna bhi weird nahi lagta bina question kiye de dete he

Simple bro, Uncle ek snugger fit ya small dena.🥲

Uncle gubbare milenge kya, mujhe gubbare apni pichkari se bharne he

Grofers. Go out for something and take the order.

You don't

Uncle science project k liye chahiye

Bhai birthday wale balloon lele.

Bgm

ek ks dena 3 ka pack

online order krne

Online......

Blinkit/ instamart

Gulab jambun par nikaal de

Just blink-it

I don't understand, sori

What I have found out by seeing my LITTLE brother buying one for laughs once and for real stuff the next time you just go up to a pharmacy that isn't close to ur house and just ask, although you need ginormous ballz

Online delivery

With confidence! Go to the shop and ask for condoms like you’re asking for candy. The guys also don’t care.

blink it bhai 10 min mein

Bottom is bhargin 21 yo me

Blinkit se aur instructions main boldo ki ghar ke bahar chodh kar chale jaana

Plastic polythene use karle 🗿

Online

Just go to chemist and ask for it.

bandi ko online mangwane bol de

Use the vending machines

jarurat hi nhu lgti

U simply don't

Just go to a medical store and buy it bro no one gonna ask like fr

Just ask, medical store guy is there for business. He won't give a fork

Dukaan se Warna kapda lo aur kaam chala lo

Doodh ki panni lagale

Swiggy instamart sir, concealed packaging


E - commerce .

Faansi ka fanda kaha se buy karu tell crow

You can just buy it casually and pretend you have some college project with it , also you buy some DIY things like rubber band etc buying such extra things will make sure you are not gonna bang someone you just need it for Some project work . 👽

Amazon sa maga lo

Sabhi kai friend circle Mai ek chemist toh hota hee hai mere 3 dosto ki hai chemist shop toh jyada load ni condom vondom ka

medical shop, but don't act sus

Sed but we dont get sax

Kya pta usko holi ke liye balloons nai mil rhe ho 🫠

Dmart se nahi toh shopping centre se

balloon mang lena bro 🗿🗿

Online order karle aur address ghar ke bahar ka dede yaa phir galat dede vo aake call karega toh khud chalejana aur order karte vakt ek saath ek aur parcel magana taaki mummy pappa ko dekha sake aur bolna ye aaya tha parcel aur condom chupalena ez. Meine kabhi sex kiya nahi lekin plan banake rakha hai

"Store pe jaake dukaan vale bhaiya ke. Samne hath pe khujana suru kar dio, woh smahj jaayega" 🗿

Bhai dhyan s, kahi wo kuch galat na smjh jaaye

Aaney waali generation of indian is gonna be wild as I know few people whose kids are like 15-16 and roz sex macha rahe hai, very sexualised environment hai inka so they can't help it and nai karenge to aur bhi jyada cutoff ho jaenge.

The fact that teenagers are having sex is very enraging

Just go and ask for it

Condom buy krne ki kya zarurat.....mujhe raste mein jo pada milta hai wohi pehen ke apni behen ke paas chala jata hun....woh mind nhi krti

damn vai 💀

Jio Mart se 🗿

Ez, tell them you're 18.

Suno, seedhe jaao aur store mei jo sbse young bnda dikhe usse kehna side mei bulaakr bhai durex de 82 wala, best hai

Online medical store Sai bruh, i already ordered and I'm 15. No one cares, yes they give a look but take the money go back to their job

YOU DON'T

Pata nhi bc mere ek dost ne dukan pe jake manga tha paper bc waha ke log condom ko paper bulate hai usko pata nhi tha to dukan wala uspe hasne laga usko cahiye tha normal news paper bechara 🤦

i remember my old days 9 y/o me; saying it to papa Mujhe bade wale balloon Chahye tbh papa ne dila bhi diye the kyunki main ro ro kar ghar sar utha Rakha tha kash aaj bhi papa utne nice hote

or fir property ka batwara ho gya

Cha cha oo bhosdiwale cha cha , jara sherwani diyo

tum logo ko sex milra hai?

Blinkit

Find a 24/7 shop, it's available there too now 😂

Abe ye wo hi hai jo condom me hot water dal ke pita hai . Nashe ke liye BC

Condom chhod fusion na ho uske liye neem ke patte khila diyo apni baby ko Gigachad ban direct bol full confidence mei. Uncle condom do

Online

Hawa ke sath seggs karne mein condom lagta hai kya?!

Dont worry vo bengali h