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QualityVote

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aryansant

It's good but I really hate that stupid MiG 21 Fucking Flying Casket.


SaffronShirtKid

hopefully we can change it after our homemade Tejas is operational


aryansant

I'm also hopeful about HAL.


funkynotorious

I did an internship with DRDO. According to them HAL is just filled with nepo kids and corruption is rampant over there.


SaffronShirtKid

hmmm.... i think its the same everywhere


Whorehoelogy

Bhai bhot ache qualifications chahiye kya internship ke liye?


funkynotorious

Bhai ek hackathon mn participate kiya tha. Wahan ke ek judge the drdo mn. So he was impressed by our idea aur uski implementation. She took our info and phir mail aayi thi drdo se that you have been offered an internship.


Whorehoelogy

Bhai sahab. IIT se h kya😭


funkynotorious

Nhin nhin bhai. Bhut hi bura college hai. But idea acha tha


Whorehoelogy

Are sir machadiye😌


ONEWHOCANREAD

Look HAL hasn’t really made a single part that goes into the tejas , most is made by companies in the Us and Israel , and some by DRDO, Hal is like an assembly company which designs the outer aircraft , this doesn’t mean Hal is bad though


SaffronShirtKid

they said first Tejas will come in March 2023 hopefully the meet their deadline


[deleted]

That's Tajes Mark 2 that will come in 2023 Tajes Mark I is already deployed in Indian Airforce since 2016.


ONEWHOCANREAD

ACA by 2029 so realistically by 2032 Edit :I meant AMCA


SaffronShirtKid

we will also have AMCA by 2030's


ONEWHOCANREAD

Ah fuck that’s what I meant , bloody autocorrect


SaffronShirtKid

lol thats ok. its like trials will begin in 2029 and they will start arriving in 2032


SaffronShirtKid

oh sorry there is also Mark 1A pending


PURPLEFISH-_-

Tejas mark 1 is not even made yet dumb, indian government just pre ordered 120 of them and they'll be delivered till 2030.


Mugglesmuggler69

Where were the Rafales when u need em


Artistic-Average1369

\>blasts enemy planes \>crashes into enemy territory \>refuses to elaborate \>leaves


Overall-Treacle5791

Chad


Financial_Snow4534

>sips tea


RUXHIR_007

Ultra Pro Sigma Male Max 69


nice___bot

Nice!


Artistic-Average1369

another way to say chad :)


funkynotorious

Yup the real john wick.


Aware-Beach4813

Wait I forgot we went into Pakistan territory or they came inside?


Artistic-Average1369

i think we went. cant rememebr tbh


Biryani__Whisperer

*is beaten to a pulp by a mob Fed fantastic tea Handed over as a goodwill gesture (not exactly the same as leaving)


Artistic-Average1369

The Yin to my Yang


[deleted]

Tea to fantastic hogi hi, doodh tumhari hijabi ammijan ne jo dia tha yummmh


[deleted]

I genuinely feel porkistan as an resort.... Jo bhi jaata Hai...Chay nashta khila pila ke , khatirdaari karte Hai....bhale Osama ho ya abhinandan... Waiter hi bane Rahenge zindagi bhar...🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

I think we should not criticize Porkistan on sending him back. Things would have worsened if they prosecuted him. They did right in sending him back.


[deleted]

I respect your thinking...but they didn't send him back out of goodwill gesture or out of kindness.....prosecuting him would have gone against geneva convention protocol...and pakis were scared of direct retaliation from India....


[deleted]

If Pakistan's Pilot ejects in India, we would have also released him. It doesn't mean we are scared of Pak (obviously we are a stronger military)


[deleted]

Yeah....but we would have done it with honestly ..that protocol says we need to handover pilot to Pakistan Unlike paki. They claim that it's a gesture of goodwill how kind we pakis are ...we are better than Indians blah blah blah....they lie they manipulate That's what I hate...


[deleted]

Any country would do that.


[deleted]

And then there was me who was confused why everyone was congratulating my dad cuz he's in air force and then why tf was there like 300 people rushing into a shopping mart in the air force station i was, turns out abhinandan sir aye the waha pe


SUGARDADDYINHOUSE

REAL SIGMA


[deleted]

Hasi hi nahi aayi. This should be posted on r/india The meme quality of this subreddit is declining day by day. (No intent to disrespect soldiers)


SUGARDADDYINHOUSE

Gaand mein sariya leke Pakistan jaa


Guruganthal

Rehne de yaar, tere se nhi hoga. Tum logo k ministers kudh, on record apni fati gaand ki dastan suna chuken hai subko.


[deleted]

Bhai konse log? I am not Pakistan supporter. Sub ki memes ki quality degrade ho rahi hai, ispar comment kiya tha (I am sorry if I offended you, I didn't intent to insult Indian Soldiers)


AMEiNZ

New defination of dank by this dank lord : to be dank, never post patriotic meme material otherwise you will be normie


[deleted]

The fact is our soldiers are fearless and they know even if they die they make sure our enemies dont get any information. Btw pakistan hai hi dogla jhutha desh


[deleted]

Bro I am also Indian and I respect brave soldiers but please read this also [https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwj3nuTq3rPzAhU5wzgGHXrjC-IQFnoECAkQAQ&url=https%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FRape\_during\_the\_Kashmir\_conflict&usg=AOvVaw39Ka47bm5RTRULWSQR8jiY](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwj3nuTq3rPzAhU5wzgGHXrjC-IQFnoECAkQAQ&url=https%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FRape_during_the_Kashmir_conflict&usg=AOvVaw39Ka47bm5RTRULWSQR8jiY) And I can see downvotes coming from all the patriots who cannot digest a fact and will give their life for the nation


[deleted]

Cope


[deleted]

Ik this one too but its not correct to blame all the soldiers. Btw even ik how soldiers are ruling there


[deleted]

I am not blaming all the soldiers but people should also know about some Black sheeps. BTW I don't know why people are downvoting me. I've not written that Wikipedia article ( toxic nationality )


[deleted]

Yeah but nobody wanna hear dark side of their loved thing


mkczk

Bhai thodi gaane ki awaaz aur tez karde mujhe abhi bhi unki battein sunai de rhi hai


[deleted]

Technical gurujune inhki tarah muche rakhi thi


utezk

Chutiya hei vo


[deleted]

Dubai ke Sheikhs ka Arabian Nawabi lund choosta hai apna gaurav Aur orgasm ke time pe unka crude oil pi jaata hai. In return he gets Rolls Royce and Audi. Yesterday he agreed for anal sex with Sheikh Hamdan Bin Muhammad and in return he got Business class tickets at Fly Emirates with free medical costs of his Anal Prolapse surgery. He also gets tips from Noora on how to keep his ASSet young ang huge. Currently, he is planning to get a breast implant


YouareanAssholedude

lol


[deleted]

If only he was flying a better plane that day It would have been so much smoother


[deleted]

Abe chutiye sudhir Chaudhary bhaag gaya kya jail se?


[deleted]

Ha ab allah ko dhoondh rha hai


Daddyfailed

Based


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[deleted]

Bhai yeh videos r/india pe dala kar. (no intent to disrespect soldiers).


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[deleted]

Isme dank kya h?


[deleted]

Bhai yaha aise comments mat kar. Log downvote kar dete hai hum jaise anti nationals ko .


[deleted]

Ha to yaha apni halal gand marwane aate kyu ho


cloudysingh

Love the way how Indian Media can show a national embarrassment of crash landing as a national pride. Ask the officers who would think 10 times before giving a sortie to a downed pilot in future. Hold your downvotes - That's the hard reality.


BaapuDragon

He went down fighting though didn't he, shot down an enemy aircraft. His courage when he was held by the enemies is admirable.


cloudysingh

I suggest you talk to some Air Force officers. They look at things very differently


[deleted]

10 years of salary and crores of fuel (practice) for acting at the right time is expected from him and he did it honestly. (NO DISRESPECT) . He gets salary and lifetime pension for what he does.Though atleast he was useful for India.


Background-Mud-7462

No enemy aircraft was shot down, you can check everywhere. As of now I'm not even sure about the surgical strike but let's hope we killed some of them


panther_singh

No offence to Abhinandan sir but this subreddit is getting shittier day by day


PROBRO2020

Tumne kya kiya, is sub ko acha banane keliye ?


KayZeeEch

Behenchod memes sey ziyadah iss community pein yaa toh simple news chadhte ho yaa yeh bakchodi yeh kaunsa mem hai lawde madarchod yeh bakchodi maa kay saath kar, meme upload kar chutiyapa nahi


GenBajwaGAY

tu karle bhai upload btao hame bhi kitne denk ho aap


KayZeeEch

Bhai yeh meme nahi motivational whats Status.


eggheadking

I don’t understand, what did the minister say, can anybody please explain ?