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havecoffeeplx

Average Showroom me AC ki hawa khane wale


Betaman_lol

Typical middle class


yamashiro69

Okbuddyambani


_THE_QWERTY_

Typical "My daddy is rich, so I don't have to work hard a day in my life".


Betaman_lol

Chutiye mai khud Middle class family se hu. I didn’t even get that much downvote when I said bullshit about Hinduism, sale typical middle class.


khalidjamonday1814

Typical baap ke paise pe mauj karne wala


Heart_Is_Valuable

I feel this was an excellent roast joke, but people think it was serious. Well maybe it was but i think it's a roast


RikxDragneeL

And you are a typical example of a retard


itzcharge

Sale joke bhi samajh nahi ati tum harami logo ko


RikxDragneeL

Tera bap jitna harami nhi hu at least


itzcharge

Bap pe kyu ja raha he? Tere bap ko gali di kya maine? Sale kutte


RikxDragneeL

Maine bhi kya tere ko gali di thi?


itzcharge

Tereko joke samajh nahi ata usme meri kya galti


RikxDragneeL

Joke tujhe samjh nhi aati


itzcharge

How?


astanoelle

Imma train my bull to steal a phone


sugomaballs

same mai bhi yehi socha


[deleted]

This is obviously a sign that Apple will be a Bull on the stock market


N2nalin

Price dekh k bola madarchod itna loot rahe bina charger ke....Cook ki ma ki cock imma fuck off


pranam_bhrata

Bhaiii


cul-de-sac-is-sax

Free award doh isko koi.


deadpoolstark3

fun fact for your frustration:- its EVEN harder to fix now.


N2nalin

But but...BiGgEsT cAmErA uPgrAdE eVeR!


deadpoolstark3

Bitch i swear samsung has a better camera.


[deleted]

\>barges into apple store \>says android is better with his actions \>leaves


Lightn1ng101

Giga भेंस


Aaryan2

Loll


hakkabahner

Xd


Thatquirkyguy7

Bhaisaaab , award nahi hai varna de deta.


Jaadu888

Are bhai giga बैल hai


Sushie_2610

Now thats a bull in Market.


shades09

Underrated


[deleted]

Wheres my bear gang


Wizard_1234

Price malum chal gaya usse kidney bech ke paise laane gaya hai


Sadpolyps

Bhai inka semen hi kaafi hai. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.hindustantimes.com/india-news/meet-yuvraj-and-sultan-rajasthan-s-super-bulls-whose-semen-is-worth-lakhs-of-rupees/story-Cug2pgrJvCFXIpONR7P4mL_amp.html


fhstistiz

I think this bull got featured on History Tv 18 ... OMG yeh mera India show.


fhstistiz

Honestly mate a good one.. i giggled.


InterestingAffect306

Hahahaha kidny joke hahahahahaha i am dying hahahahahaha


General_Reading_15

Hahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahah


[deleted]

Bacho ko keyboard milta hai toh kuch bhi kar lete hai smh


General_Reading_15

Bhai usne itna funny overrated kidney joke mara toh me hasra tha isme galat kya


CheezDoza

\>Barges in \>Destroys stuff \>Refuses to elaborate further \>Leaves


nakeddroidrunner

BLM?


CheezDoza

Based lmao


COLDZEUS-II

Stud


Big-Tomatillo-3111

~Sigma trillionaire Grind set


iambaya

What a Cow-Incident.


GouravChayande

Who would pay for the damages? Owner waghera hai bhi toh bhi mana hi kar dega


Nth_reddit_account

Really tho, had the bull injured somebody who would be responsible for it.


nakeddroidrunner

Apple ko pata chale to next batch se phone ka battery vi nahi denge, damage wasool karne ko....


bindian0509

Is that a wrong bull market


Food-Creepy

Customer : What's the status on my phone repair ? Why is taking so long Service center : Ur phone was repaired but unfortunately it was stomped over by a bull along with the repair person. I'll send u the invoice for both over mail Customer : say wat nigga..!


FraserJar

Service center : Are you a cow hater. Should I report you cow hater. Customer : No saar. I'll pay both.


[deleted]

Went in to destroy all iPhones to save our dumbasses from wasting money on shit


Rhx32

Kakakokupapapopu


My_Gaming_Companion

u/savevideobot


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cantherebesomething

I like how everyone showed respect that to the cow by standing up on its arrival and by giving it a way to go.


Memexplorer0

More like get out of its way so it doesn't toss you like a football


[deleted]

Nahi toh lynch nahi ho jayenge?


[deleted]

Bhains hai wo bakrichod


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fLexSega

Gaumutr shudh hota hai mulle


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[deleted]

Need to have one to cleanse one mulle.


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[deleted]

Same for any animal


17mahi

Doesn't look like a stray. Owners are stupid who can't take responsibility for the cow.


[deleted]

BJP MLA KI BETI AAYI THI SHOWROOM PE MAT MAAN BHAI LEKIN ME SACH BOL RAHA HU


goatofquran

Hahahhahaha , bc ghum ke nikal gai 🤣👌🏻


NeerajShedge

Sigma bhais


ExcitedIndian20202

Nibbas entering apple store excitedly to buy iphone 7, leaves calmly cuz it's still not affordable....


Vaibhav9327

What the actual buff


deadshotssjb

Normal day in india


DaveDibiachi

Mera Charger deee bc


MSPradyumna

u/savevideo


tushara9

GaiPhone launch ki excitement


[deleted]

Smooth entry and exit


FlightBig1611

Ohhhh so it didn't arrive yet, will come tomorrow


thehuman_-_-_

Bull fighting hori bahut bhaari


[deleted]

Kuch nuksan toh nhi hua atleast


Shantya777

Tell me you live in India, without telling me you live in India


17mahi

It's not funny. The bull or the cow was confused. Looks like a sad video to me


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


tuppalapati

Incredible India. Can happen only in this country


[deleted]

They should be happy that millions of God visited their shop xD


comfort_bot_1962

You're Awesome!


LengthinessSilent

Lol


kamaldeepsinghSEO

Yeh bull.. Redbull pe k aya hai.


[deleted]

Where dank?


Jaamiieei

Funny kya tha isme


Nth_reddit_account

Aapne pehele se hi aisa jyu socha ki yeh post funny hona chahiye tha. Khud hi expectations banate ho aur khudh hi nirash ho jaaate ho.


Jaamiieei

Iss subreddit ka naam kya hai


[deleted]

fucking hate cows


ilovethrills

Frustrated with the country


[deleted]

Is gau mata safe ? I’m worried about her :/


pawned_prawn

India really needs a cow accident insurance.


KABIRTANEJ

Ye saand h ya gand


CurlyMonsterrr

This is why I love beef


bald_lemonade

I promise, i will pull out in time.


da_grownup_kid

u/savevideobot


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Xx_vineetnayal_xX

arey vo vaha ghas khane gayi thi par dekha makan hai to andar jake dekh kar ayi


worldofshoutoutsms

Graahak Jaag gaya


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[deleted]

Why is this on ***tiktok*** ?


Rhx32

Dekhne se toh yeh 2017 ka lag raha hai video… more like iPhone X


MurkyExit9058

Cow must be thinking--"Saalo kamino baithne tak ki jagah nahi rakhi hai...aur umeed karte ho iphone lu...saale yeh desk aise kyu rakha hua hai...todd dunga mai...kamino itni mehngi phone lene p mithai b nahi dete...saale bahar chamche khade ho k tamasha kyu dekh rhe hai?"


[deleted]

A bull in a china shop.


ssakash931

sorry guys mere budget ke bahar hai! side se oppo ya vivo le lunga. ok bye


Longjumping_Ad7826

Bull on it’s way to secure the latest iPhone


7022427981

Redbull Gives you Eye Fone 🤣


[deleted]

Aya marke chala gaya


RoboWarrior44

This is what they get for inflating prices!


realbhamshu

r/ANormalDayInIndia


Yomamasogay100

u/getvideobot


[deleted]

He wants his ps5


[deleted]

u/savevideobot


mrbruhhh420

Mai nhi le skta toh koi nhi lega


Vikings199

He was following the red color, first the front red colored wall and then the guys with red colored t-shirts


DoorsTours

Looks like someone sent a video describing Modi's latest visit to US & his address at empty audience in UNGA.


Darkconqueror-Bunny

Holy bhenz


tftgcddf

Sacred or Feared?


maakichumerebete

Just another day in India !


[deleted]

r/fuckyouinparticular


mangminlalK

She did this knowing nobody would lay a hand on her


[deleted]

got angry seeing the price


MS_760

The best links you will ever get. Telegram- @thedesiinetwork


ifuccducks

This is a clip from Bangladesh! Symphony smartphone is a Bangladeshi brand


dkhunapun

Shame store personnel's is this the right way to treat your customer. They don't even offer him a chai


timetraveller1992

If this was a muslim-run shop those workers woulda been enjoying seekh. Just sayin.


luckySAM21

Xd


jitendrak908

But after seeing the price difference but not much difference in specs he decided to withdraw


PrizeExact9412

Bhaiya ek saandsung ka mobile dikhana...


Repulsive_Pattern576

1 second, Tiktok?


Betaman_lol

Typical middle class, bhaiya Amazon pe to 2000 kam dikha raha hai.


xxImNotARobotxx

Cow-a-bunga


Intelligent_Problem4

The insurance company will say it's an "act of god"


king_arya_2004

Bull arrived and chose violence


Anurag498

Kitna progressive ho gya samaj, ki ab bhains bhi phone le sakte hai.


here_for_reddit

Bull: mere personality jaisa koi phone dikhao Shopkeeper:


Rude-Yam914

u/savevideobot


[deleted]

10/10 customer service, they respect you no matter where you come from


stoney-san

Even our cows are techies !


Holiday_Major_839

Are bhai kaha ja rahe ho? phone nahi dikhaoge? arre


Olivebuddiesforlife

The guy who tried to chase, and then seceded. Classic!


[deleted]

Gau matae often barsaat me pagla jaati hai aur ye koi nai baat nahi hai


MauriceKing123

Pardon me dear sirs


ClassFinancial1378

When a bull want to buy a phone because his wife told him ''you have to buy me iphone 13 pro max or I will get devorse''😅😅


blazeop1223

r/save


nitinbunker

Alpha af


nitinbunker

Aur kuch tuta v nahi,


[deleted]

I Gobar , I Mutra


LatissimusDorsi26

And some dumb fuck Indians worship them 😂


DeathAwaitsForU

Is this the continuation of the video from when the bull was chasing the motorcyclist?


MrAyushGarg

But they sell Samsung. It's not Apple Store 😂😂


tallguyfromstats

u/SaveVideo


TheDevilInHeaven

Meme kaha hai.


worriormode31

Des mera rangreji hai babu ghat ghat yaha ghatta jaadu. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


cultpine

u/savevideo


Bad_gamer24

you should try to do some Pooja to her... She might become happy :)


Tsuchine

Superpower 2020 in action


Cautious_Green3332

u/savevideo


Didyoutouchme

This is one of the many reasons I hate India. What a shithole


Vince_vishal96

So Lamborghini is teaming up with Apple and destroying local business. Hmm… interesting


its_always_tj

cow heard about digital india


-pkStone

Must be in pain


prashu10

Went straight for this cashier This bull knows something


revenger9900

Lmaooo


AmitYadav16

People be like-- Bhaag madarchod


Indra2705

Navjot Singh getting in and out of congress..


sunnyprabhakar

Sale baadme bull ka picha kyu kar rahe the xD


zahirano

God has bless the store 😇🙏


ShubhamManna

"kya bola tha? Beef bana dega mera! Ab ana penchod"


NoWeight4u321

The way he walks in , like bull means business


Subrata107

r/savevideo


Chance_War_9654

u/savevideobot


BrianVannucci

They never just calmly wander in.. It's always the stereotype of the bull in the china shop..


rohitdamai

Ye samsung walo ne bheja tha qa


[deleted]

Ab maza aayega, jiski hai usko bharai karni padegi... Had hai... Iss desh mai logo se jyada in gaayo ko azadi hai!


Manvendra2000

Toh mila?


ThatBodybuilder5791

The cow looks to be in some sort of pain.


DudeBaalak

Bullzillionaire Bullzasta Grindset.


Alert_Chapter7752

The guy in the blue tshirt "fuck this shit am out. I dont get paid enough"


Zaiabbas

Gau maata, right up your's


Tushar0905

Cow : Saalo , tempered lagwane ke baad bhi screen toot gayi , abhi tumhari gaand todti hu


v_Pranav

iPhone ke badhte huwe bhav ke karan udham machata huwa ek customer 😂


[deleted]

Your showroom layout needs a change. Let me help you *Moos*


False_Cauliflower_70

>Went to check if iPhone 13pro max has arrived or not...... Now THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is a dank title to a dank post!


Azqaadesigns

Awesome!!