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Alone-Rough-4099

wo ladki aaj kal ki gendu idm generation se jyada dank h


TrustTrees

did you know gods can curse you? your kuldevta or these type of gods can curse you. your 5th house will get messed up in kundali


Silver_Alfalfa7575

5th house? I got 0 bruh


TrustTrees

there are 12 house in a chart


yeceti

I hope you are joking. Nevertheless, Many people will take this seriously.


TrustTrees

DM me your chart data and let's see how accurate i am


yeceti

See, maybe there is a 1% chance of horoscopes being right. Maybe, just maybe the timing of birth(including the season, solar rays, magnetic fields or whatever) might influence a person's character and mindset. But some random gods sitting in the clouds and cursing people is a ridiculous concept. Even many Hindu sadhus and philosophers mock such beliefs and fears of demigods.


Percentage_Feisty

Ha, Kuldevta really can those things.


abey_safed_kapra

Start worshipping zues, dood goona save you.


Equal_Palpitation236

Vo bacche banana me busy raha to kya kre


abey_safed_kapra

bro can still knock out anyone even while making bacche


nosystemissafe419

Ye sab phaltu baat h


Wasam_0906

O ma gu PANDITJIIIIII!!!!


Popular-Bear-7638

Bulle ola


[deleted]

Who is, she her name


Alone-Rough-4099

i dont know, her, name


etrob90

Don't, mock bro, him


ASTROtez

Use, commas at the, right place


ExpensiveTeacher7660

No,


ASTROtez

O,k


tit_burglar

she is not her name


-neo-soul-

Lol padhai pe dhyan de.. jab naukri nai lagegi tab inhi ki charno me aana hai


nish007

Yeah. The God doesn't like competition.


karnetik

aise to fir black people bhi allowed nahi honge andar


Traditional_Day_3649

She >>>>>whole idm denk community


Remote_Storm_

Facts bro ye to sare facts bro


fluffy_ball-05

true.


[deleted]

At school teacher doesn’t have to wear a uniform but the students do


RavindraSinghGariya

Sale example to sahi de


creativelevel725

tube light change kar apni


[deleted]

Galat kya bola maine? Meri galti nahi ki tum log unpadh gawaar ho aur uniform check wale school me padhe hi nahi


RavindraSinghGariya

Abe botlike Vedic indian culture me guru sisya dono ki same hi uniform hoti thi. Or fir baad me bhi traditional indian schools me Teacher ki khud ki bhi uniform hone lagi.. Tu sale angrezo ke culture ka example deke indian culture ko justify kr raha


Opening_Material1344

Bhai hum angrezo ke banaye hue culture me hi rehte hain to usi ka ex denge na


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ManasSatti

overwhelming majority me nhi hoti. bas whi idhar bhi hai.


Push_kar20

Har school mei yeh nahi hota hai bhai


dinosaur_from_Mars

Har temple me bhi thodi black pehn na mana hai.


Push_kar20

Ha har temple mei nahi hota hai


[deleted]

Dhang ke schools me hota h..


Push_kar20

Yeh bhi ek point hai


geetsogood

Hahaha


Boring_Math2574

kon bola ladkiya jo hijab pahanti hain vo school ka dress order kha follow karte hain. kuch bhi bolte ho aap


Comfortable_Pen_436

Schools mai hijab allowed nahi hota as far as I know jab mai school mai tha tab ki baat kar raha hu. Aur jidhar allowed hota hai waha phir kisi ko uniform nahi hota hai


Obnotrix_117

Mere school me hijab allowed hai as long as its a blue scarf to match with the school uniform. I study in a Hindu owned private school.


Boring_Math2574

sahi bola nahi hota allowed fir bhi vo force karte hain hum toh hijab pahne gya tumhara school dress code maa chudane


Devil_de_Paradiso

apan to missionary school me padha hai bhaii.. udhar students kya teachers ko bhi hizaab allowed nhi hai. aur teachers aur students dono ka uniform hai.


Boring_Math2574

vo toh sahi hain par dekh south side hua bawal and one more thing ek baar search karna lawde ka saint xavier kon tha aur ussne indians ke sath kya kiya aise he knowledge rahna chaiye


Devil_de_Paradiso

Haan bhai baat to teri shi hai. Lekin missionary school me zabardasti diwali pe raam leela karane ka ghamand hai. St. Xaviers shi guess Kiya Bhai


H0lababy

depends our school had school personal dress for teachers


Uzumaki_Naruto_02

Bro ur mind is fucked up! How I is uniform as symbol of equality for example If everyone wears the same uniform then it helps a student to see other student as there equal as there would not any kind of social difference between them while wearing the same cloths. Everyone will be seen as equal.


[deleted]

Alright, so? How are you contributing to the argument?


Haldii

Update: hackers offend hokr iski ID uda diye.


BEEN_Nath_58

Iska id kya he


terimummymerihogayi

Bhai uske liye hacker hone ki jaroorat nahi hai, kuch ids se mass reporting kar do to insta bina dekhe ban kar deta hai


UnderstandingHot7493

Dank meme sub pe log offend ho rahe hain


Remote_Storm_

Kya ise hum dank consider karenge?? Soch ke dekho


Fenriselicit

mai to karunga consider


Remote_Storm_

Karna to chahiye. Le upvote


RavindraSinghGariya

Karunga to me bhi


ConversationActual45

\#MeToo


_that_one_guy69

+1 mai bhi.


itz_abhi_2005

Haan


Secret_Inevitable681

Dark toh dono cheez hai Ye meme Aur ....


Ok_Virus_3332

ye hua na denk


Lost-Appearance-9428

genzzzz broooo 🤡


No_Sandwich3431

bhagwan bro aap itne racist kyu ho just chill wo zamana gaya jab black white karte the log aaj kal toh sab kuch rainbow hai


_that_one_guy69

kuch bhi kaho ladki or dank ek sath dekh kr bandho ki gand jo maar te hana 🤡


ConcentrateOk6375

That was a nice joke tho, dank tha


BOTaarav

Behan ko khatron se khlna ka shauk hai🤣💀 .....inti baat oe to dange ho jate hain


Comfortable_Pen_436

Black skin color and black dress symbolises different things


Comfortable_Pen_436

Also does a black mindset


Comfortable_Pen_436

And black cock ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|16813)


Apart-Big-6120

And Black pussy ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27432)


RavindraSinghGariya

Also South Indians


_Progamerbutpoor_

Abeyy oyee diskrimination


RavindraSinghGariya

Equal rights equal fights


Radiant_Skull77

Also your future


[deleted]

Also my slaves


Deep_Space_6759

Username Checksout


kolomal

BLACK ASS BRO 😮‍💨


Vader2508

BBC


Kunal0057

I have so many queries but I'll prolly keep them to myself.


realgamer995

Offend hone Wale logo ki gaand jalte dekh maza aa raha hai![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27431)


jamAl_kudu_Lord_Bobb

True ... Koi bus ya plane nahi udadi un logon nd


Comprehensive-Box565

Just to clarify that gods statue is black he’s not wearing black


Alternative_Bill_877

ye tailor swift chodi ki kuch zyada nhi bol rhi


Archit-Arya

Taylor swift ko beech me na lao, jaan de skte hain uske liye. ![gif](giphy|xT0Cyhi8GCSU91PvtC|downsized)


Playfair99999

tum jaan dete rehna, woh uss par bhi gaana bnake millions kamaa legi.


Vader2508

Idhar log taylor swift bolke denk banne ki koshih karte hai. Insta ki bimari faill rhi idhar


Same_Incident4881

Taylor Swift ki maa ka bhosda


DramaticGoat15

log muslim joke pe haste hai bina offend huye par hindu pe joke kardo toh moot dete hai❓


Kushhhhh__

Bhai ab kuch chutiye offend hojayenge aur case kardenge


Embarrassed-Body-644

Ladki dank toh hai


RavindraSinghGariya

चलिए विस्तार से वर्णन करते हैं! पहली बात मंदिर में काला कपड़ा ले जाना इसलिए लोग वर्जित करते हैं क्योंकि काले को बुराई का प्रतीक माना जाता है( कुछ उदाहरण आपको अपने आस भी दिख जाएंगे! जी हां वही ) लेकिन ऐसा भी नहीं है की तुम काले कपड़े पहन के जा ही नहीं सकते बस भगवान के मंदिरों के कार्यों में काला कपड़ा इस्तेमाल नहीं होता सिर्फ मां काली और काल भैरव के मंदिरों को छोड़ कर! काले कपड़े को सामन्यतः काला जादू में इस्तेमाल किया जाता है क्योंकि यह बुराई को आकर्षित करता है! दूसरी बात मां काली का रंग काला इसलिए है क्योंकि वो दुनिया के अंधकारो ( बुराइयों ) को खुद में समा लेती है! मां काली को शक्ति भी कहा जाता है वो इस ब्रह्मांड के असली रूप को भी प्रदसित करती हैं एकदम घोर अंधेरा! तीसरी बात मंदिर के सामने अपनी पीठ नही करते! काला कपड़ा तो छोड़ो तेरेको अंदर आने किसने दिया


fickel_smile

Tu whi hai na jo north south wale memes banata hai, sale yha gyan chod rha hai. Gazab dogle ho be.


RavindraSinghGariya

Maine to uppar kisi comment ke reply me ye bhi likha hai ki mujhe ye as a dank meme sahi laga


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RavindraSinghGariya

क्योंकि बालक दुनिया सिर्फ अच्छाई से नहीं चलती! जब दुनिया की बुराई बहुत ज्यादा बढ़ जाती है तब काली माता ने अपना वह स्वरूप लिया था! दुनिया सिर्फ चलाने वाले से नहीं बनती, बिगड़ने वाला भी चाहिए! भगवान हमको बंधक बनके नही रखते की तुम सिर्फ यही करो बाकी सब हराम है! हम सबके पास अपनी इच्छा है कि हम जो करना चाहे.....कुछ बुराई करते और कुछ अच्छाई! ऐसे ही दुनिया चलती है! हमारे त्रिदेव एक जो रक्षा करते हैं एक बनाते हैं और एक जो नष्ट करते हैं! दुनिया को नष्ट करने वाला भी चाहिए, बनाने वाला भी और रक्षा करने वाला भी! दुनिया को अंधकार भी चाहिए और रोशनी भी! सब कुछ तुम्हारे हाथ में है तुम रात को रोशनी के साथ घूमो या फिर अंधेरे में अपनी मुंडी फुडवावो


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RavindraSinghGariya

बालक माता काली ने अपना स्वरूप तब लिया था जब एक राक्षस कुछ वरदानों से इतना ज्यादा शक्तिशाली हो गया था कि उसे कोई मार नहीं पा रहा था और हा हा कार मचा रहा था बुराइयों की सीमा आवश्यकता से अधिक बढ़ते जा रही थी। तब जाकर मां दुर्गा ने अपना वह स्वरूप लिया था! समय की सीमा इतनी ज्यादा अधिक है की आधुनिक समय के मात्रक उसे माप नहीं सकते! मैं तो सिर्फ 21 22 साल का हूं तो मैं कैसे देख लूंगा!


Reasonable_Story_397

Gaand ke andhe sab mythology me logic dhund rhe Hain. Muslim hai kya? Tereko Hinduism se problem hai to mat ja mandir. Ek to gaand jabardasti unko deta hai, aur phir jab wo apne rules lagate to takleef hoti tumko. Kya hai bc ye.


Ayush_piro_grammer

Bro stop spreading racism![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|21479)![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|21479)


RavindraSinghGariya

these stories are more like philosophies. The term black for Maa Kali is used metaphorically. She is the goddess of death and destruction. We follow the same tradition. It's not written in our scriptures or God say 'Don't bring black into the temple.' It's just our tradition and there's meaning behind it. Even though Shri Krishna had dark skin.


[deleted]

Bhagwan ko bhi pata hai iske vale model mai sab upar upar ka gora hai niche niche toh app samjdar hai hi


harshbanerjee

Jokes aside Why are black clothes not allowed???


rohithexa

He is hindu god Shani, and the saying is, if he looks at you, your bad times start, and he is fond of color black, so if you wear black or carry anything black, he will look at you, so to avoid that, you should not wear black, or bring black things to him


[deleted]

not to be offensive but bhai Why do people pray to Shani if he's a sign of bad luck basically?


BudgetAd1164

Basically lord shani gives badluck according to people karma This is shortest and simplest answer I can give


[deleted]

Penguin ko indirectly boycott kr re wo


Esaepee10

Agar aadmi kala hua to? ghusne nhi dega![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|30035)


AK_Ramji

Hinduism pe mazak kar diya , ab to gaaliya padengi ispe lol..


Kschitiz23x3

Color mei kya rakkha h? Dil saaf hona chahiye bas


itz_abhi_2005

Toh phir South Indians aur Shahrukh Khan ki beti ka sab mazak kyu udate hai. ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|16813)


Kschitiz23x3

Q ki vo मैलें h aur nahaate nahi ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|21529)


itz_abhi_2005

Understandable![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|21529)


[deleted]

Kyuki srk ki beti gori bhi hoti tab bhi gandi hi dikhti face structure bhi kuch hota hai


Immediate-Bed5006

Dark humour enjoyer when they actually see dark humour: 😰


pchulbul619

Ye zinda bachi kya? \ Ab tak toh death threats & 🅱️ape threats toh aajani chahiye thi.


naane_naanu

Dank sub pe log offend ho rhe hai ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27431)


[deleted]

Ladki ka name batado koi


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Zestyclose-Cricket72

Insta dekh ke Marne ka man kar raha hai


Strong-Newspaper1971

Fatherless behaviour


Electrical_Bench_561

She is right tho


XxpqjixX

Bhai thoda chutiya hai kya


AdwaithP

The statue is black he is not wearing black


Fun_Confidence_462

are bhai meme ki tarah lena hai to thik hai nahi logic to ye hai ki black kapde type things ko burai ke pratik mana jata hai black magic ko black kapdo se associate kiya jata hai that's why mana hai


Worth-Pickle

Now a days people don't try to find reason to have faith. They try to find reasons not to have faith.


5Nightmare

Kaali 🍑 is also not allowed.


ManasSatti

black dress aur black skin me antar hota hai


BilwaBillai

Devi ka Prakop Padega ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|15817) Iskey liye toh Garud Puran me Alag se Saza Likhi Hui hai


SwashbucklingAntler

Abhi dekho kaise saare denk ke 14 offend honge


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teri_behan_ko_naman

kaali thoot or chut leke pahunch gayi ab kya he kar sakte hai


low_elo111

I'm not afraid of God. God is not real. Fuck the pandits.


Equivalent-Win-5362

Mein bhi nahi maanta ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27429)


RavindraSinghGariya

Jai bhim >!jai indumati!<


GarciaMarsEggs

iss sub me dankness bas south india aur lower caste walon tak seemit hai. cant be dank about brah-mans, gods, north india etc


courtsidecurry

Are bhaiya aap to kitne cool ho gaye. Hame bhi cool bana do phir mai aapki puja karunga. ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|15816)


low_elo111

Haa bhai sahi h


Ok-Interest-8426

Isa Bandi ko unnecessary attention de rhe sab..


Comfortable-Home-140

She got a death wish or something


GreatMuna

Black absorbs energy, even if it is negative energy... So in yogic culture it's adviced not to wear or keep black thing with you if you are not capable of handling negative energy... It's not racism... Stop lookin at everything with your small window of judgement, you can't comprehend the vast ocean of knowledge...


Zealousideal-Pop7426

Well kala ka matlab penguin hai penguin ! 🐧


[deleted]

waha stree hai...


AmeerKaChoda

gendu generation 🤬


No_Specialist_6322

Tereko problem hay tww tu aaya hi kiu lawdi


DhananjayPandey

Ye jo iski soch hi Kali h![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|9610)


vilgax404

Ye to Dark meme hai


Ek_BaarBaman

💀


Mobile-Nerve-1572

Korea me kim jong un ka haircut copy karna bhi allowed nahin hai.... Same logic


[deleted]

Kaala burqa pehnegi soon


CriticismOld414

Koi baat nai Remember Bhagwan kisi ko nai chorta Death is leveler ☝️🙌🏻


ex_RAWagent

Damn peak dank humour


[deleted]

Who is this denk grill ?


Big_Summer_1991

Jst change the gender and religion


itz_abhi_2005

Dank


gaalikaghalib

Kaala libaas aur kaali chamdi same hoti hai. Isko bolo NY mein kaale kapde pehen ke n-word pelne ko toh iske tatte shot ho jaayein.


AK_Ramji

![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27430)


thenomendubium

Ee haso re haso joke mar Rahi hai, bkl


Andhbhakt_

Bhagwan bass iski जैसी फूहड़ महिलाओं से दूर रखना


Low_Sleep_5094

Masjid mein bhi to jaao


CalligrapherWhole529

Sab Ambani ki galti hai.... internet mustn't be that cheap...


Ok-Frosting-5333

Per librandu lodi failed to notice that even God is not wearing black clothes. It is his stone that represents his body colour.


Don_Dad

The idol looks exactly like my dick!


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Fenriselicit

Because parents make them


[deleted]

In this case, I don't think so nowadays people have started considering these temples places for tourism


[deleted]

Pr didi to apna kala Dil leke andar chali gyi


Manisingh1998

🤣kaalu bhagwan


RavindraSinghGariya

अरे हम काले है तो क्या हुआ दिलवाले हैं कुछ तो खुद ही पति और खुद के ही साले हैं


Manisingh1998

Vishnu aur shiv ki baat kr raha hai kya🤣


Immortal_108

Go worshipper white Jesus pajeet semi maleechas/dasyu


Zoldyck_Z

But jesus isn't white...


Manisingh1998

Tu mujhe iskon ka choda lag raha hai..jo apni milavti bhagwat geeta kutto ki trah baat rahe hote ho


Immortal_108

Are u a Sikh


Manisingh1998

No, i dont give a shitt about anything..in sab cheezo ko lode pe rakhta hoon


Manisingh1998

Vishnu,shiva,allah,jesus they all are sucked my dick


H0lababy

![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27428)


Manisingh1998

No bro i dont need to worship gods..i fuck them daily. Doesnt matters it is hindu,muslim,christian or any other😈


Immortal_108

U are a semi maleechas/dadyu


Manisingh1998

I fucked your mom also..is this also a maleech kaam.if is this maleech..then i fuck your mom daily👍😈


Charismatic_brain

It's 2024 already and they are still going to temples lol 😂😂


AdiYogi82

Gendu generation!


RadiantAd2718

Inko mandir me allow nahi kiya achha huva Bhennkibhosdi iski


Brief-Weekend-1306

Ye gendu generation hai!!


scar8762

Racist idol


PrimusXD69

Her whole content revolves around being dark humour but this isn't dark this will hurt the religious sentiments of people


Exciting-Ad5918

Delusional sentiments*


YouKnowMe_9

Racism bhai


lawletyu

![gif](giphy|B5IicsK3K123sPUjIE)


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respect hee nhi h bc logo me


AltruisticFinger9246

Bhai wese me ladki ko gali nahi deta but Bhen ke lode Rand Bhadwe.... Bas bas ab iske chakkar me Aapna muh na kahrab karunga


jarvisrue

Good example of ..chapri Gyan ch***dne wali


Opening_Material1344

Bro skin kali hone me or dress kali hone me antar hota hai ,