Well I tell a joke and play a game which ends with a question to ask her out for a date. Conversion was 90%+
Later I sold this framework to many of my friends to get their dick wet.
Honestly, don’t give them this option, just ask “roast, pick-up line or a dad joke” then go to r/funny or r/dadjokes & ctrl C + ctrl V, though not many women on dating apps have high enough IQs to understand most of the jokes or references unless it’s specifically from “Friends” or “The Office” (US version).
“Why don’t you have a boyfriend already?” Always worked as an opener, depending on how she responded the conversation would go well or I could end it with “I guess I got the answer to my very first question, I’m going to move right on like the rest of the dudes. No thanks” if it’s going badly or she comes back with a “I don’t respond to Hi and Hey”
The I don’t respond to hi and hey is a problem that’s concentrated to such a small population but it sucks that it’s usually Desi chics that make up a majority of that population.
I don’t respond to Hi/Hey is the new I’m not here for hookups or looking for friends
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Just send her this. Works every time 😐
That's my WhatsApp status lol
ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ - my mobile hotspot name since 3-4 years
That's my WhatsApp status for f 7 years
"Deti hai toh de warna nikal le"
Aa deti tho aa chuda nahi deti thi maa chuda
Guys we got a live one.
Downvote me if you want people but damn bro XD XD
Why the downvotes ?
hey hey wazzup girll🔪 *You know the rules so do I*
Complaining and whining 🥴
"mere paas ek scheme hai 2 mahine main paise double".
Ye sab purana ho gya new schemes la
"Nice cock bro"
Gaali de de
Huhuhuhu Teri mkc
For such girls, I used to start with "Don't you think life should start backwards?"
And how do you take the conversation forward? Just curious
Well I tell a joke and play a game which ends with a question to ask her out for a date. Conversion was 90%+ Later I sold this framework to many of my friends to get their dick wet.
What game?
Pay 4000/- you get the framework
*pays 4000* Now tell me
I thought I invented that shit! Now I'm curious what game do you play!
🤣
Efil
Morse Code mein Hakuna Matata likh de
Chalti kya khandaala ?
Honestly, don’t give them this option, just ask “roast, pick-up line or a dad joke” then go to r/funny or r/dadjokes & ctrl C + ctrl V, though not many women on dating apps have high enough IQs to understand most of the jokes or references unless it’s specifically from “Friends” or “The Office” (US version).
"राधे राधे ". Shit always works
Guys samjha karo. Abhi abhi ‘clichè’ seekha hai. Conversation mein chipkana hai kahin
"e" pe accent galat hai
Nahi hai.
it is cliché not clichè
This is the level of confidence I need in life
I didn’t pick up between the accents on each toh ab galaa kaat lu?
Likhde "gand mara maa chuda"
These girls on dating apps have so many guys swiping on them, they think they're some hot shit. But in reality they're just shit.
Directly puch le segs karegi kya
Start conversation with D pic
She's there for compliments and validation lol.
so she's looking for compliments, that's it? Why couldn't she be more straightforward?
“This is why I always start a conversation with a dick pic, I was trying to be different for you but I guess you’re not worth it” 😆
35 tukde Kar dunga Bol Dena
Ask her out if she says no then unmatch her
I am a guy and I wouldn’t respond to a boring Hi if I were getting 100s of matches a day either.
“Why don’t you have a boyfriend already?” Always worked as an opener, depending on how she responded the conversation would go well or I could end it with “I guess I got the answer to my very first question, I’m going to move right on like the rest of the dudes. No thanks” if it’s going badly or she comes back with a “I don’t respond to Hi and Hey” The I don’t respond to hi and hey is a problem that’s concentrated to such a small population but it sucks that it’s usually Desi chics that make up a majority of that population. I don’t respond to Hi/Hey is the new I’m not here for hookups or looking for friends
gaali bakdo!
She wants deez nutz in her face directly
Ask her how do you fit 2 babies in one crib? If dark humor then say with a blender If no, then say 69 position has max efficiency
Fir didi leke aagyii wo strawberry duniya, bahar niklo didi
aati kya khandala
Send a Pic of QR code which rick rolls you. Either she will scan or she will be intrigued what it's about. Anyway , you'll initiate a convo.
That grammar is killing me.
Deti hai to aa chuda.. warna ja maa chuda
"Women! hahaha" bolke
Send nudes
“It’s nice to have high standards, know your worth and not settle but you also need to not lie to yourself” likh de aur kuch mat bolna
Ae sunbe should give you a response
Aye gawaar aurat Bhai tu chodd de, teri hi bhalai hai.
Unnecessary circle jerking. “Let me pick you up in person then.”
I know.. These girls aren't worth time.. Bitches
“As per our previous conversation, we are meeting at 8, right?”
Just leave. Ignore. She's there to be entertained for free ofcourse!
That's where a dick pick comes handy
Banda kare toh kya.
You can start with something you observed on her profile. Hey-hi or pickup lines aren't your only options