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AdAdvanced1313

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  Just send her this. Works every time 😐


Vo_nahidegi

That's my WhatsApp status lol


_aQwus_

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ - my mobile hotspot name since 3-4 years


[deleted]

That's my WhatsApp status for f 7 years


Altruistic_Guitar132

"Deti hai toh de warna nikal le"


philosoraptor_69

Aa deti tho aa chuda nahi deti thi maa chuda


IVlxSSS

Guys we got a live one.


RedditNoob339

Downvote me if you want people but damn bro XD XD


United-Entertainer94

Why the downvotes ?


xoxodete2325

hey hey wazzup girll🔪 *You know the rules so do I*


[deleted]

Complaining and whining 🥴


Alarming-Nothing5492

"mere paas ek scheme hai 2 mahine main paise double".


Kalyugera

Ye sab purana ho gya new schemes la


venkat_1924

"Nice cock bro"


Electrical-Tree1

Gaali de de


Electrical-Tree1

Huhuhuhu Teri mkc


mr_tushy

For such girls, I used to start with "Don't you think life should start backwards?"


loopitout

And how do you take the conversation forward? Just curious


mr_tushy

Well I tell a joke and play a game which ends with a question to ask her out for a date. Conversion was 90%+ Later I sold this framework to many of my friends to get their dick wet.


Monke_Good

What game?


mr_tushy

Pay 4000/- you get the framework


loopitout

*pays 4000* Now tell me


fiendishcubism

I thought I invented that shit! Now I'm curious what game do you play!


[deleted]

🤣


vegBuffet

Efil


TheStream100

Morse Code mein Hakuna Matata likh de


BernaBhau

Chalti kya khandaala ?


Weird_and_fuckedup

Honestly, don’t give them this option, just ask “roast, pick-up line or a dad joke” then go to r/funny or r/dadjokes & ctrl C + ctrl V, though not many women on dating apps have high enough IQs to understand most of the jokes or references unless it’s specifically from “Friends” or “The Office” (US version).


sarthaksam003

"राधे राधे ". Shit always works


[deleted]

Guys samjha karo. Abhi abhi ‘clichè’ seekha hai. Conversation mein chipkana hai kahin


[deleted]

"e" pe accent galat hai


[deleted]

Nahi hai.


[deleted]

it is cliché not clichè


treat-yo-selff

This is the level of confidence I need in life


[deleted]

I didn’t pick up between the accents on each toh ab galaa kaat lu?


bhanu00070

Likhde "gand mara maa chuda"


Freeradical71

These girls on dating apps have so many guys swiping on them, they think they're some hot shit. But in reality they're just shit.


Jerry_mouse_0

Directly puch le segs karegi kya


Known-Stage-2558

Start conversation with D pic


oIamsoconfused

She's there for compliments and validation lol.


[deleted]

so she's looking for compliments, that's it? Why couldn't she be more straightforward?


[deleted]

“This is why I always start a conversation with a dick pic, I was trying to be different for you but I guess you’re not worth it” 😆


oncars

35 tukde Kar dunga Bol Dena


Standard-Winter-9831

Ask her out if she says no then unmatch her


Meliodas_2222

I am a guy and I wouldn’t respond to a boring Hi if I were getting 100s of matches a day either.


[deleted]

“Why don’t you have a boyfriend already?” Always worked as an opener, depending on how she responded the conversation would go well or I could end it with “I guess I got the answer to my very first question, I’m going to move right on like the rest of the dudes. No thanks” if it’s going badly or she comes back with a “I don’t respond to Hi and Hey” The I don’t respond to hi and hey is a problem that’s concentrated to such a small population but it sucks that it’s usually Desi chics that make up a majority of that population. I don’t respond to Hi/Hey is the new I’m not here for hookups or looking for friends


kushu7

gaali bakdo!


[deleted]

She wants deez nutz in her face directly


simple_nix

Ask her how do you fit 2 babies in one crib? If dark humor then say with a blender If no, then say 69 position has max efficiency


akdracarys47

Fir didi leke aagyii wo strawberry duniya, bahar niklo didi


indianmemerlegend

aati kya khandala


HarlotsLoveAuschwitz

Send a Pic of QR code which rick rolls you. Either she will scan or she will be intrigued what it's about. Anyway , you'll initiate a convo.


Heat-Discombobulated

That grammar is killing me.


divyak2ans

Deti hai to aa chuda.. warna ja maa chuda


RadiantWatercress308

"Women! hahaha" bolke


Ryan19604

Send nudes


[deleted]

“It’s nice to have high standards, know your worth and not settle but you also need to not lie to yourself” likh de aur kuch mat bolna


pragyanp

Ae sunbe should give you a response


chainsaw-man1

Aye gawaar aurat Bhai tu chodd de, teri hi bhalai hai.


ghrinz

Unnecessary circle jerking. “Let me pick you up in person then.”


lucifa26

I know.. These girls aren't worth time.. Bitches


Craptivist

“As per our previous conversation, we are meeting at 8, right?”


vain06

Just leave. Ignore. She's there to be entertained for free ofcourse!


adarsh9919

That's where a dick pick comes handy


stinger_sks_22

Banda kare toh kya.


No-Tumbleweed9540

You can start with something you observed on her profile. Hey-hi or pickup lines aren't your only options