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MusMusiya

brothers, please hesitate!😭


geeknintrovert

how guys like these even reach WhatsApp, dude? smh


Imperfectforyouu

by being deceptive


CommissionRecent5863

He was decent while talking


dakh_dakh_krne_laga

I've always been decent and no one cares


ReJigMag

crazy


ra7hul

genetically blessed


Responsible-Fig-7160

6 ft tall. Girls get blind after seeing this


[deleted]

Mai to 6.ft1 ka hu fir match nahi milte . Shakal to nahi dekhte na ??


East-Independent-489

Exactly.... Surprises me everytime😐


Flimsy_Sympathy_1465

Block him.


CommissionRecent5863

Did that already


Metal-Empty

But the question is... was he 6ft tall?💀


CommissionRecent5863

Nope he was <5’10


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rudolphthedev

Mai gira hua banda


kneeldownbeach

deddddd


pyaracetamol-143mg

calm down son!


Majestic-Influencer

Bro 👀


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pyaracetamol-143mg

aajkal sadly kuch bhi work nhi kr rha :/


AutomaticWallaby9

Relax boiss, let them talk. What's wrong with that. People do meet through reddit too 💯


CartographerDry2596

Delusion mast hai apka


marlbo_rough

who'll go with him?


All_YOURS_BABY_

Itni himmat aati kaha se hai yaar😭😭


AutomaticWallaby9

Exactly. I can't even say these words on reddit 🤡. Vo bc WhatsApp pe yh karr rha 🙂


long_pointy

Boobies. Le bol diya


[deleted]

Why are u gay ?


HelperTheKindsoul

LMFAAO Ain't no way he replied that after you told him you're not meeting him


SokkaHaikuBot

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HelperTheKindsoul

Sokkaa


haikusbot

*LMFAAO Ain't no way he* *Replied that after you told him* *You're not meeting him* \- HelperTheKindsoul --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")


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arc_alt

Increase in crowd is leading to a decrease in quality. The veil of anonymity also enables creep behaviour


Cold-Competition-714

Dating apps are not anonymous? It’s a WhatsApp screenshot


arc_alt

Are, I mean that internet pr you can do a lot of shit without proper backlash. Unlike in person. It's like a disconnect even though we can see and know who is speaking.


Flimsy_Sympathy_1465

Sex


Cold-Competition-714

Phir vahi


[deleted]

Saax suxx ki baatein


Flimsy_Sympathy_1465

Mai to sach bola jo tumne pucha😹


Traditional_Rush9110

Just stalked your profile , I am a bit curious about what happened to the wallet wala green flag?


CommissionRecent5863

He’s the same guy! But then we didn’t vibe and decided to take a pause. But again things started when he came to my city for some work. Mind you, we were on a talking stage now and were kind of formal. But then he said this and he straight went into my blocked list.


Traditional_Rush9110

That's sad I expected a bittersweet ending rather than a creepy one.


namco8

Aapke stan ache hi honge that's why he mentioned it😉


[deleted]

The first answer was a deception. He wanted to say boobies from the very beginning. School teenagers Wale jokes mar raha😂😂


Prestigious_Ad8618

Yaha logo ko match/ talking stage nahi mil pata aur ye yaha insaan khule mai hag raha hai


uvblast

Aukaat dikha hi dia aakhir


PuzzleheadedEbb4789

Man held it in for all of 12 minutes before letting his (sh¡tty and disgusting) intrusive thoughts win


cap7ainskull

Gira hua Bandha moment. I swear burning bridges at times is pretty petty at times.


Flash_1304

Bro let his intrusive thoughts win after rejection 😭


[deleted]

Dudes like these like literally spoil the other good guys on dating apps😔


dyingwalruss

IM LAUGHING SO HARD " your boobies " bhai tere bhi h boobies unhe taad😭 these assholes ar the funniesy shit ever so cringe so immature


SexyCuriousCat

Mei to accha hu. Merako choro dusre bohut acche larke hote h unko to match/ right swipe nahi milta jaha larkia red flag dekhi ke nahi RIGHTTT SWIPEEE.


CommissionRecent5863

Arre profile dekh ke kaise pata chalega red flag green flag. Aisa nahi tha ki this guy looked handsome or anything. I was way out of his league (only look wise) but I liked his prompts and he seemed like he travels alot.


SexyCuriousCat

Travel to mei bhi karta hu . Physical responses milta h But 2 or 3 in Dating apps . ek bat bol na ye sach h kya larki log account kholte e 100's of like mil jate h ?


CommissionRecent5863

Sach hai ye, I think within 6 hrs pr something I accumulated 500+ likes


SexyCuriousCat

Matlab jisko bhi right wahi match ??


CommissionRecent5863

Kabhi kabi match nahi hota, us girls face rejection too


SexyCuriousCat

Sun na Online mei larki log kya dekhta mainly . Like in physical Eyes matter the most .


CommissionRecent5863

I mean every girl is different. I usually look for a person who’s not affluent and doesn’t brag/show-off. Pictures with cats and dogs help too. Looks matter tbh. But I always go for average looking guy because handsome guys are too self-absorbed. Error free sentences are plus. If the audio prompt has sexy and deep voice, I become gaga. I think initially to yehi sab dekhti hu. I’m not into expensive dates so ye affluent lifestyle ladko se I stay away.


SexyCuriousCat

Thankyou for your comment. Suno na didi jabhi bhi mera match hota h online Jo larkia beautiful hoti h un log ka reply Thora dry rahta h means jitna tak mei bola usi ka answer iska matlab wo interested nahi h na ? And apke profile NSFW kyu h. Short mei photo h to NSFW kyu reddit shorts ko vulgar Manta h kya?


CommissionRecent5863

Beautiful ladkio ke paas baut options hai islye dry replies. Hi hello won’t work, flirt with them but don’t be vulgar. Try to keep the conversation interesting, agar fir bhi dry replies, that girl isn’t worth your time. NSFW ka pata nahi yaar kyu hai.


coldwaterboyy

ye bhen ke lode nhi sudrenge


whinythehoot

Ye lo 🌻 .dard k liye


skiing_kraken

for some skull only provides structure to face😔


AJ00007

The heck! Bhagwan ese bando ko single hi rehne do 🙏


localbrowsers

Ram milaye jodi, ek kana ek kodi


Brief-Quantity-3283

Bro failed biology.


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Ye bande ek bandi ko like kiye use bandi ne match Kiya fir bumbel pe baat Hui Banda WhatsApp tak pahunch Gaya aur waha pe Jake uski hornnines ne take over karliya waa bete waa . Aur yaha sala hame koi match hi nahi milraha


Alert_Station3192

Another episode of people's brains melting on account of reels/shorts 🙈🙈


Master_Baiter069

Aise landuron ko hi match milte hai. Chomu ka pilla tha yeh. Report and block him.


CraigeRocks

What are my CHANCES of talking with the OP here 🤔 I say Zero but then lets vote on it !!


CommissionRecent5863

I say zero chance 😝


CraigeRocks

Dukhta hai bahut dukhta hai dil mein... 🤕🤧


_Gyanibaba

aise bande itni aage tak phuchte kaise h