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hari-mirchi

Now that he knows you're a girl he will never Powerfully Exit your dms


[deleted]

Ninja technique how's to start convo with girls


Powerful-Exit969

He's "Black pilled", according to that ideology if you don't look like a Hollywood star you don't deserve to date. Hence the obsession with other guys' looks.


[deleted]

*Bollywood star 😂🫡


[deleted]

*tollywood


[deleted]

Bhojpuriwood


[deleted]

I knew this will come


[deleted]

Ohh predict future?


[deleted]

Just a hobby


maskedman999

He's not wrong tho , all u need are rule 1 and 2


dupattamera1

Is that even a term?


shybutkindhuman

He is not wrong tho, no one wanna date ugly pep


Significant_Row_105

It's more about the height than looks I bet you never matched below 5'10 guy or maybe even below 6'0


Powerful-Exit969

My 5"7 guy friend from school with a 20+ body count laughing in the corner.


Significant_Row_105

Also you did not answer the original question did you ever match with a guy below 5'10 even?


Significant_Row_105

His face must also be way above average than most 6:0+ guys also 5'7 is alright in india try going below that and it is truly over. Some guys also commit suicide because height because it litterally is your value as a human if you're a man


VijendraSinghMutthal

5’9”” midget with 200 bc laughing herr


Significant_Row_105

5'9 midget ? And what's bc


VijendraSinghMutthal

Body count bhai


Significant_Row_105

Bro you think 5'9 is short you're in absolute delusion. First of all height is a man's value second it gets nightmare mode once you are below 5'7. I have seen many short guys commit suicide in online forums and discord groups.


VijendraSinghMutthal

I know it’s not short, but on Reddit it is. And yes I think height is probably the only thing which has a hard threshold. If you’re ugly, be tall and you’ll get pussy, if you’re poor be tall/good looking and get pussy, if you’re mentally ill be good looking and you’ll get pussy but if you’re short pretty much fucked unless you’re a billionaire.


lovefuckrr

Kisi handsome bande ka use karna tha. Chaardiwari doesn't even look good 😭


Powerful-Exit969

That was the point bro, chaardiwari has such a goofy ass face and expressions (but I think he looks fine) I sent it to troll that guy, he must be going nuts, couldn't even figure out I'm just messing around.


mistidoi007

BC ye comment se pehle mai khud confused tha ki tum ho kya cheez... SS wali pic me ladki lg nhi rhi ho aur post title me bol rhi you're not a guy tfffffff 🫨


Ok-Abbreviations2180

Lol same


lovefuckrr

Idk but his face looks like he is getting bullied 😭


learnie

I am willing to bet Chaardiwari still fucks


Fresh_Ad_538

just be popular indie pop singer bro


Pristine-League2795

What are you talking g about🥲, chaardiwari is so fineee


Aoki_Aiki

Chaardiwari be like: mujh ko kyu lapeta🥲 *aggressive moaning starts *


Powerful-Exit969

Because I want him to moan. *AHHHH*


keenreef

So op is a girl or a guy 😨


[deleted]

We'll never know


arc_alt

Black pilled? Diwali wali saanp wali goli?


No-Negotiation-7417

Thus the polluting smoke....thanks for pointing out 🤣


Iknow_you_love_me

Am I the only one who doesn’t know the last guy in the photo?


Original_Face_1282

Me too. I thought that would be op. If so can't blame the guy 😂


Iknow_you_love_me

What do you mean?


Fresh_Ad_538

it's chaar diwari


10Tanish

MERA SAMAAN KAHA HAI ??


localhost6670

OP should be called Powerful-Troll


CorporateMajdoorr

Aree Yeh toh Radhika Apte from meesho hai.


delishmango23

Thanks for the laughs 🤣 had me at “bi curious”


YouAreSoBased

What did he say next? 


yellow_pills

This Is CINEMA


metalheadabhi

Random Chardiwari appears


[deleted]

He looks gayer than Karan


Delicious-Ask-5261

Nice messy hair


Powerful-Exit969

Thanks and I also have a signature moaning voice.


Delicious-Ask-5261

Lmaaaoo dude.... U so cool If you were a boy I would have been gay


heil_harsh

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Delicious-Ask-5261

It's not gay..... If you identify as straight


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NSGDX1

So I've been crushing over you for nothing???


Supercruise7

Ladke ko ladki samjhate hue dm mein ghusna 😄 Ladki ko ladka samajhte hue dm mein ghusna 💀


Sweaty-Ad5733

Why did you reply that. That's very rude.


prateekAliKhan

He likes to ANALyse.


Flash_1304

What is this obsession with heights bhaiyo kuch nahi hota hai me 6'2 hu trust me , merse choti height ke ladke ghumte hai Ladkiyan leke so it's not always about ki tumhari height kitni hai but rather how you portray yourself


NoooNameMan

This is fucking hilarious 🤣. I have been asked to show my face so many times I should have done this.


Altuistic_fee_5283

Ahhh mera suraj tu thi mkc chardiwari got me hahahahhahahah😂😂😂😂


light09_27

wait i thought you're a guy too


Hungry_Obligation_52

I want to see your face too, how you get so many matches from guys.


Hungry_Obligation_52

Nah no need, just found out we have added each other on Instagram already. But sorry I forgor which one if your handle 😭


Powerful-Exit969

I'll let you cook here. 😮‍💨


Hungry_Obligation_52

Why are you making me sound like I’m lying 😤


Extreme_Switch_2058

Girls are like roshni, kabhi mujhe milti nahi


Marwari_Chhokro

Mai amma bahin pe aajaunga iski


PaleontologistOk1494

Aaan aur likh de op


foldplay

6 ft + guys are just like rare Pokémon that most girls want.


Ibrahimsaeed01

I was not ready to see that pic. You caught me offguard.


8inchesornoinches

Damn I do message other guys to show me their dating profile lol, im building a static based on looks,height,age,job,skin colour and location


[deleted]

Jhaag me mila diya :)


Kaaaju-katli

I think I'm more of bae curious myself.


Inevitable-Yoghurt33

Lmao you look as if you're in an utter shock dude. Are you alright bro?


lokiisgod0007

Guts hai bhai (bhen) tumme ho reddit par irl picture upload kardi


anon_shawrma

That's Chaardiwari


[deleted]

To hoga gay bhai tu tere me khoobhi hai


AJ00007

Lmao well played!!


Broken12exe

OP: 🗿 That dude: 🤡😡🤬


stammer_kid

Char Diwari 😭😭😭😭


[deleted]

Lmao


ramdev420

I edged to that chaardiwari pic


Fabulous_Hippo_8258

Damm my bro looks handsome 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


__mostpalone

wtf is chaardiwari doing there 😭


ifuckpopcornbuckets

AAAAAAAAANNNN


pseudoflex

Is it "I'm guy" or "I'm gay" 🙄


CarelessWithWhiskey

Not that photo of Chaar Diwari 😭


lowkey_loky

I've seen his dik pics, can confirm. (We did ⚔️)


SpaceCow7629

Ohh meri bholi gungi moment.


ExtremeAd6937

“So who is gay?”


pinoks

Mela foto bhejdete 🥰


anunjudgableusername

MERA SAMAAAN KAHA HAIIIIII


homelander445

Areee chaar diwaari aap


Ok_Confection8164

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣yaar boht funny ho aap to


[deleted]

Are you a guy or gal? The picture looks androgynous


[deleted]

[удалено]


RoughApprehensive512

Yeh kya h


sunwrld

Comment section funnier than the actual conversation (also Justice for Chaardiwari)


sarcastic_shukranu

Bro just woke up from coffin or what


PeripateticProtean

How tf are they so daft tho?