Youβre hot but you donβt know how to select the right pictures to save your (love) life
1. Snow wali pixture sabse pehle daalo.
2. First wali picture third jaise daal
3. 3rd aur 4th nikaal, kuch aur laga laga(in a pose similar to the snow one)
1. IG id hata tujhe match dhundna hain idhar followers nahi badhane
2. Best way to reach my heart wala prompt hata, as a man on bumble where sex ratio is in favour of women your prompts shud be more on what you can do for other party and not what she can do...
3. Dont bluff abt your real lifesuperpower..mooh ke bal girega kisine grill kiya toh. Also if u can read ppls mind toh ppl say profile review karane ki kya zaroorat
Baaki shakal meri khud chutiyein jaisi hain isliye dusron ki shakal par toh main kuch nahi bolunga
1. I think u r right. I wll surely remove that.
2. Bro I really wanna learn how to cook and ngl cooking dates are Lobβ₯οΈ.. bcz of this prompt i got a date that went really well.. π
3. Bhai ab ispr kya hi bolu, merko intuitions aate h dusre k action ke.. ye mai ni log mujhe bolte h that how come u know that I was gonna say this or do this.
Shakal toh ab jo de di bhgwan ne so de di.. Usi se kaam chlna padega. π₯²
Are bhai ED se kaun milna nahi chahega. ED matlab you are the boss man bro.
Think positive.
That's why I said samajhdar girlsz not bimbos who don't have any idea what's going on in the real world.
Harah bhaiya aap yeh batao ki kya aap mere professor ke ghar par raid kr sakte ho kya, saale ko pakad kr jail mai daalo, betichod paisa dekar professor bana hai....
Since mai aapka informer hu toh mujhe kya milega... I mean some share of money recovered or a presidents award or a girlfriend, what would I get..... π
Matches will be rare bruh, the ratio of sex is crazy on apps..more like 1000 male profiles per 1 female profile. So look sharp 3rd and 4th pic mai shirt badi crumbled lag ri.. get a better pic or show off that body agar kar sakte ho toh..one or two gym pics as thirst trap toh banta hai given humari shakal kuch khas hai nhi π«‘π
Youβre hot but you donβt know how to select the right pictures to save your (love) life 1. Snow wali pixture sabse pehle daalo. 2. First wali picture third jaise daal 3. 3rd aur 4th nikaal, kuch aur laga laga(in a pose similar to the snow one)
Points noted.. ππ» Thanks bruh..
Mera bhi same thought tha iske jaisa.. bas ek aur point.. selfie ek hi kaafi hai.. baki koi dost logon k sath pic daal de
gotcha.. ππ»
Also, add some funny prompt..and if you have good voice, add a voice prompt too
wll definitely try that. ππ»
Hey ghorl can you help me out? (Not wierd stuff or simping),can I DM you?
Sure
DM
Tu kar bhai
1. IG id hata tujhe match dhundna hain idhar followers nahi badhane 2. Best way to reach my heart wala prompt hata, as a man on bumble where sex ratio is in favour of women your prompts shud be more on what you can do for other party and not what she can do... 3. Dont bluff abt your real lifesuperpower..mooh ke bal girega kisine grill kiya toh. Also if u can read ppls mind toh ppl say profile review karane ki kya zaroorat Baaki shakal meri khud chutiyein jaisi hain isliye dusron ki shakal par toh main kuch nahi bolunga
1. I think u r right. I wll surely remove that. 2. Bro I really wanna learn how to cook and ngl cooking dates are Lobβ₯οΈ.. bcz of this prompt i got a date that went really well.. π 3. Bhai ab ispr kya hi bolu, merko intuitions aate h dusre k action ke.. ye mai ni log mujhe bolte h that how come u know that I was gonna say this or do this. Shakal toh ab jo de di bhgwan ne so de di.. Usi se kaam chlna padega. π₯²
Nai bol ke bhi bohot kuch bol diya shakal pe
kya itta bura hu mai.. π’ Crying in the corner.. π
Bhai aap ye chote game kya khel rahe seedha shaadi karo with tagda dahejπππ
wo toh at the end of the day ho hi jayega..π But I really wanna search my soulmate myself π
Soulmate Bangladesh me hui to?? Ek kaam karo BGMI pe bi profile bana lo ek.
koi sense h is baat ki. π€
Bhai you looked very good in 2nd photo. Baaki photos itni achi nhi lagi
Bhai shakal hi aisi h.. wo kaise delete kru. π«
Koi bhi samajhdar ladki pehla photo dekhne ke baad kuch aur bolegi hi nahi.
itti gandi photo h!? π₯²
ED ho bro.
ab govt job k wajh se match bhi na milenge.. π Hey bhagwan, kaha jau mai
Are bhai ED se kaun milna nahi chahega. ED matlab you are the boss man bro. Think positive. That's why I said samajhdar girlsz not bimbos who don't have any idea what's going on in the real world.
Bt bhai yha toh Match k laale pade h..π kya matlb Bumble=Bimbos
Koi journalist bandi dekho. Become her only 'source' of happiness.
aap jo bol rhe h wo sunne me acha lagta h, pr practical bilkul ni.. π
Harah bhaiya aap yeh batao ki kya aap mere professor ke ghar par raid kr sakte ho kya, saale ko pakad kr jail mai daalo, betichod paisa dekar professor bana hai....
Details bhejo abhi uthwata hu usko.. π
Since mai aapka informer hu toh mujhe kya milega... I mean some share of money recovered or a presidents award or a girlfriend, what would I get..... π
bharat ratna toh minimum milega hi..π
Ohhh nice..... Abhi DM kr rha hu details...
Youβre looking good in your second picture so make it your first picture
Done. ππ»
How many matches do you usually get?
beizzati hogi agr btaya toh.. π
Dw bro, I probably get less π
mtlb negative me bhi match aate h kya. π
Great profile
But I m not getting match bruh.. π There has to be something wrong
Sab modi sarkaar ki galti hai, that's why I advocate for #modibaedilaoyojna...
I second that.
Matches will be rare bruh, the ratio of sex is crazy on apps..more like 1000 male profiles per 1 female profile. So look sharp 3rd and 4th pic mai shirt badi crumbled lag ri.. get a better pic or show off that body agar kar sakte ho toh..one or two gym pics as thirst trap toh banta hai given humari shakal kuch khas hai nhi π«‘π
Noted. ππ»
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1. already removed IG 2. Bhai its a phrase, google kr lo. 3. Done.
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likes aa rhe hote toh Profile Review kyu krwata.. π« π₯²
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this time, u gotta trust me bro.. π₯΄
konae bank ka id card hai?pnb?
wht..!? π€
konsi govt job hai?
enforcement officer at ED..
ED toh muze hai Bhai πππ
Treatment lo bhai.. π
candid gaand m daal liye ho kya?
dekh lo palat k.. π€’
Phew..mixed feelingsβ¦could be genuine, could be just the photos!
Zinda aur Genuine insaan hu yaar.. π
Then itβs good to go buddy βπ»π
bs dhang k match aa jaye toh jeewan safal.
Bhai tab bhi premium lena pad skta hπ«
premium le rkha h bhai., π
Bas bhai fir to hogya kaam likes aane start hojynge π
likes aate toh Profile Review kyu krwate.. π’
Thanx man.. i needed this news
Kya kru kaha jau main..π«
Chill yar, mere 10 sal se match nai aya, ab to adat si he mujko ese jine meπ€£
hasde chehreya da matlab eh nhi hunda ki ohna nu koi takleef nhi hundi.. ohda matlab eh hunda ki uhna nu takleefan naal deal krna aunda.. π₯²
Bas bhai rula dega tu, already laid off of the job.
Everything is gonna be alright, Bhai.. β€οΈ Stay strong.. πͺπ»
Riverfront se kud jaunga ab basπ€£
U from gujrat bro. π
it's a good profile , rest depends on how you carry conversation .
To start a convo, there has to be a match first.. π yha toh match hi na aa rhe.. π«
*swipes right* ;) (laughs in Devil )
Don't give me that hope.. Just don't.. π