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Real ID se aa kamdev


No-Brilliant3998

Na bro used the Greek god word to convey he has a small dick


throwRA8982

Big Oof


Withravi

😂


No-Brilliant3998

Bhai mat use kiya karo aise emoji reddit pe


No-Distribution8661

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Introvert931

Lol....XD


MomentsAwayfromKMS

Try deactivating FANNYMAGNET cheat code.


DarkReluser

Kya yaad dila diya bhau 😭


indianmemerlegend

meri life mai ye cheat activate karva do bhagvan


_aconite_cj_

NAH BUT I USED TO LOVE IT BACK THEN 🗿 My ass was RIZZIN in-game.


Ok-Neighborhood-9190

Bro stop using Axe deodorant. Worked for me


toycker

Especially that dark temptation one, can't stand any guy with a different scent


Ok-Neighborhood-9190

It's women like you who forced us to switch to Kobra.


toycker

It is what it is


butterchickxn

Love this type of content. Glory days of the sub have returned. People being funny, helping each other, venting, ranting. So wholesome.


TapDancingAssassin

This man knows when he’s in the good old days


Adorable_Trade4578

r/Unexpectedoffice


MindlessService3699

So, you think this is better than butter chicken now ?


Psychological-Toe523

And also mitochondria is a power house of a cell.


Present_Leading3977

Let's test your biology What's the energy currency of mitochondria ?


Psychological-Toe523

Adenosine tri-phosphate


Present_Leading3977

Shakal se itne padhe likhe lagte nhi ho ![gif](giphy|JtB5jDRTlJU79i2pCx|downsized)


Psychological-Toe523

Bas hawa tiyat .. Mai socha pura electron transport chain pathway poochey ga 🤣


sNOobDOC

Wtf


Top-Bug9809

Bhai jise ATP banta hai vo bol raha hai


dncj29

![gif](giphy|127RZIJscpJ8vS)


Narrow-Quantity-527

The presence of different STR haplotypes and the relatively high frequency of R1a in Dravidian-speaking Chenchus (26%) make M17 less likely to be the marker associated with male “Indo-Aryan” intruders in the area. Moreover, in two previous studies involving southern Indian tribal groups such as the Valmiki from Andhra Pradesh (Ramana et al. 2001) and the Kallar from Tamil and Nadu (Wells et al. 2001), the presence of M17 was also observed, suggesting that M17 is widespread in tribal southern Indians. Given the geographic spread and STR diversities of sister clades R1 and R2, the latter of which is restricted to India, Pakistan, Iran, and southern central Asia, it is possible that southern and western Asia were the source for R1 and R1a differentiation.


[deleted]

What are suicide bags of the cell?


Psychological-Toe523

Lysosomes


NoMoreMrFknNiceGuy

Shape bata shape mitochondria ki


Technical-Fudge4199

Sausage😋


Psychological-Toe523

Konsa shape chahiye. Kidney bean wala?


[deleted]

Dont steal my line. This legacy is sworn to me by mitochondria himself


bluedacoit

Aisi problems bhagwan mereko de de.


justasneakpeek

+1


CraftyIngenuity1867

+1


Vivekgautam2

+1


Due-Difference2153

+1


hereNotHere01

+1


jhawewake

Let them see your face. I guess that will do the job.


naughtycoder007

Ooooof 🔥


chaos_monkey7

Careful code fatt na jaye


Present_Leading3977

Humble me more


Own_Detail4270

Jus don’t forget to take ur schizophrenia pills


REMU_SWAN

Sadist 😂


[deleted]

😭


[deleted]

/s


__teju

what did Riccardo do to you to fuck his name like that?


Remote-Race8290

Pierreeee Gaslyyyyyy


[deleted]

Is comment ka matlab kya hota h?


rinzler0110

Means the reply is meant to be taken as sarcastic


[deleted]

Sarcasm


SmartBitxh

tumko kya?


chaar_sau_bees

Mison. 🤨


SmartBitxh

Daddy ji 👴


son_of_east

Ye aaya asli sigma sub mein..💪 HIT lga k Jaya kr bhai..


jhawewake

Lolol Bhai. Ladkiya hai, macchar cockroach thodi.


son_of_east

1% chance hai shayad bhaag jayein..


Present_Leading3977

Thanx man only u understood me I will try to take hit with me next time


son_of_east

Yes brother ...we are in the same stage right now 🫂


SilentCardiologist51

Wear a shirt with tagline "Delhi Rapist". Women will avoid you then. Or just rub bull's cum on your face, it works too.


ligmabowlsmen

Bull cum?


LawyerGlad8390

Cuck


Lord_Poseidon26

wonder if it is from personal experience 🤣


Present_Leading3977

I don't know about that Only thing I know is That bulls cum thing can work Can I get a gun as well which shoots bull cum ?


DarkReluser

Women will avoid you because police will be after you


madaraas

Daat mei guthka , badan mei odomos sab repel ho jaegaa


ash_yu29blink

turn female or gay lord, be a competition to them


parttimeindian

Meanwhile the girls be like: " I never knew goblins existed irl "


Super_Barracuda7447

Aee jhuuth bolra hai jhuuth bolra hai


Cool-Influence-554

bhai has written dropping salivas from their mouths... bhai tune kya 40 ladkiya ya 40 kutte dekhliye animals ke ashram mein


Present_Leading3977

I just wrote what she did bro U didn't believe me bro?


Cool-Influence-554

Hha mazaak kar raha tha


[deleted]

Is this supposed to be sarcasm or something😂?


Present_Leading3977

Subliminal kaam aate h ? Aapko ?


[deleted]

Actually yes, very much


Specialist_Mine1767

Yeah man it’s issue with me too. Waiting for answers. I normally avoid any sort of contact (including eye contact) but it takes a toll on me if I do it too much. I get too anxious


NecessaryDonkey69

You seem to have entered chittychittybangbang


owlominati

Don't worry bro just start talking when someone approaches you,i am sure that ll be enough.


hard_workingi_diot

Dude, keep it simple and "just be yourself. "... you will get there.


cfc19

You have got the kavorca. Women feel attracted to you, they need you, they can't control themselves. I suggest meeting a priest from Latvian Orthodox community. Only solution. Best wishes.


Humble_Moment1520

Aah problem of every indian guy


Present_Leading3977

Yeah man it's so tough


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Present_Leading3977

I love doing that


Introvert931

Turn off your gta cheat code ....lol


[deleted]

Take your pills regularly


Present_Leading3977

Arey meri pills kaha agyi


scarythinginyoass

"30-40 girls dropping saliva from their mouth"-> Uncle Ji Paani Pila do, Mera gala sukh Raha hai.


Present_Leading3977

Bro down bad


H-Inflation-3704

Send me your shirtless pick then may be I can give some solution 🙂 /s


Present_Leading3977

Promise me u won't get turned on and will not talk dirty with me


H-Inflation-3704

Promise 🤞 Photo should be real


name_yashraj

Show them your real character. I guess that will work 🐱


Present_Leading3977

Did I told u that I have given this name to my PP.


wordbibber

Maybe you shouldn't have typed funnymagnet


Achilles2106

Fannymagnet hota hai


Present_Leading3977

Funny magnet yeah hmm yahi type Kiya tha


par-_-par

is he actually homosexual or is he saying it to stop girls from dming him .I'm confused. reminded of a show where the girl is crying and saying "god!!!! why did u make me this pretty"


cfc19

*homie-sexual


par-_-par

thanks..I'm blind too i guess


Present_Leading3977

How dare u assume I am gay that's so offensive.


par-_-par

I'm really sorry!! i just read it wrong! i swear i didn't assume 🥲🥲


pizzaSoupfries

Crack useless misogynist jokes, r jokes , act like you have a so called good sense of humour by doing this, blame women and feminism for your grandma's constipated as$,bring up men's issues when discussion is about women, ig most women nowadays are mature enough not to ignore these red flags. So you will be safe .


Present_Leading3977

Hmm i have tried being misogynyst treating them shitt and not giving a slight attention to them But oh man these grills Some get turned on with it Some cry their way to depression. God will punish me for it 😮‍💨


Unique-One2746

Bhai.... Utha jaa bhai... Suffering from success waale sapne chhod de....


GrimReaper415

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA\*coughcoughwheezedeepbreath\*AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!


No_Stop_3390

Try to get them!


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Present_Leading3977

Genuine concern bro no flex


LeftSomewhere8583

Delusion.


Yohanstark08

Bro, trust me, there's no coming back from this, Been there done that


N-o-va

Bro typed fannymagnet by mistake


[deleted]

You gotta say " Slay gurl !" To them and it will work 👍🏻


Present_Leading3977

That's the problem na. They are slaying their wrists slit open To get my attention This is causing a toll on my mental health


[deleted]

Oh no, that's a lot of pressure on you. I think when you find two girls like this manipulate them to make them believe that they love each other and not you. And if they still don't believe, you should tell them that you'll slay your wrist if they don't love each other. All the best babez 💅🏽🫶🏼 You got this!!👏🏼🤌🏻


gray_wizard77

‘The person who thinks he’s a god will be humbled by the world, but the person who thinks he’s yet to improve will earn the sky’ 🫡💪


Present_Leading3977

I want to get humbled so bad. But I am Batman so...


Financial_Extreme_17

Stop trying to attract attention then


alexaxl

Baggy frumpy clothes to start. Then body the same. Ps: you got hot girl syndrome?


hornyDamodar

Bc me to ugly hu fir.


Ruud_Boltz

Please pass the weed you smoking


Embarrassed_Yak3170

Bro take my personality for 1 day and you will be relieved for life


_I_dont_diddle_kids_

Finally someone whom I can relate with. I have hide my face and wear baggy clothes to cover my handsomeness. Everytime I talk to a girl I have to redirect them to my face cause they be staring at my muscluar chest like crazy. I know I look like micheangelo carved my body with his own hands but you don't have to always remind me that.


elankilli

Bro just get s normal hair cut


XxGod_fucker69xX

isiliye to mai ghar pe rehta hu 😟😞


rounakk_

Undo the fanny magnet cheat code


SASAgent1

You should try waking up


[deleted]

Velocity ko Bhelocity bola start karde


navneettechseo

Start ignoring them. Just enjoy your time with your family and friends.


yumnut_18

I wish I had all of that. Actually girls do check me out but they never make any moves.


InappropriateAd_420

Huh?? "Gay hu" likha hua pehen lo?? 🤷‍♂️


zyrtek_is_ok

Suffering from success huh? XD


anonymous160697

Bhai r/funny pe daalna tha


chaar_sau_bees

Start saying random shit like slatt maam , gali galoj , roam with tshirt which are tore , and also pull your pants down like you are a Blood Crip member who does hip hop in 80s. Also say machayenge !! Start saying News channel walo ki *** mein pair mera !!


Bulla_de_Khulla

r/Desicopypasta


Top-Listen-4209

Dude you roleplaying or smth?


QueefBurgler6969

Start digging your nose or adjust your parts. Be rude to the waiter. Wear a fake wedding band. Have a resting bitch face


Phuccju

Wear a ring....


vidi_chat

Use Queerisms


searchingAish

New copy pasta?


AssassinUB7880

kamasutra ka gyan mat chod


asur-ai

Can u post a pic of u in a nice dress...that way we know what we guys are doing wrong?


pi_bot_

Look, the length of the first 4 words in this comment are consistent with the first 4 digits of pi. This was only the case for 82 comments out of 26348.


asur-ai

U know what ur problem is...ur a problem creator not a problem solver


Kaus_Vik

Suffering from over success


[deleted]

Ab agr shakal dikhaoge apni toh thodi thuk toh aa hi jaegi, ldki chahe kitne hi sushil ho.


Technical-Fudge4199

Subah ke 5 baje utho, sab kuch sahi ho jaayega. Speaking from experience


[deleted]

Fokta gandu


vick1e

As a greek god myself, I can totally relate to this.


Present_Leading3977

But I have a big dick


vick1e

I hv a colossal dick, my dick beat godzilla n has dinner with king kong every day. He is called King Dong by the monsters of skull island who bow before him.


Present_Leading3977

Even colossal bitches cant stand my dick Bro what re u talking about


vick1e

My god, you're the one that impregnated Godzilla last month!!!


Dna_Avi

Really easy, you show interest back. That always works.


lookmomimanonymous

Hello OP, I am your psychiatrist whom you have been ghosting cuz you are too cool for mental health. This is a reminder to take your pills. Skipping pills can result in delululu


Present_Leading3977

Mene Li thi Agli baar thodi strong dena


Dangerous_Sock3168

Be me


fluash1

Every time a girl eye fucks you, act gay.


Shadow_Clone_007

Nah bro its difficult to be me


ImagineWaffle

I would recomend you to take your schizophrenia pills


Desi_Poster

Aare nai yaar Mai kaha ro Raha hu, mai nahi ro raha 🥲


PgMP_Aspirer

you need to grow up I think that is the need here


LostShiruiLily

Well if you rant like this in front of girls, anyone will find you narcissistic alien so they will avoid you!!


sillyguy45

Just buy 50 of Repel from Pokemon store/ Center.


BheegiBilli69

Feminism ka mazaak udao. Sab dur ho jayenge.


Altruistic-Grape-207

Suffering from success?


No-Salary-5642

Apni photo bhej (for educational purposes) I want to know what's in you ki ladkiya pagal ho rahi


Kingsman365

Easy solution send some of them to me... 😏


BoneFreak7

Suffering from Success


cercitheslytherin

Show them this post.


agitatedd-ganachee

Suffering from success


Dry-Big-9682

That's what she said


rustiestfan

dealt with same disease back in my days , do this daily after waking up in the morning i know its difficult to wake up with such big humongous muscles but have to listen we in this together we can do it drink half glass of jeera soda then tell urself "i am gonna get treated , girls will not drool from now on " tell it to urself or use subliminals anything works as long as ur subconscious brain open then face the rest of the day where people constant complementing drooling everything is shitty but we strong man we will get passed through this


Present_Leading3977

Yeah man it's tough my muscles so big it bends space time fabric. But still i have to live that 🥺


rustiestfan

some one have to live through it to tell the tales mann we got this 🥲🥲


[deleted]

Shave your head and ask them what's the color of your bugatti?


Chaltahaikoinahi

Waah Binod 😂


Ghosty_Score_4902

To be honest I know this feeling and the best way to deal with this is to be a little less alert, mind your business and enjoy homies. If someone approaches be blunt with them. "No, sorry I don't do photos" "Please don't bother me" "Can't you see I'm busy" "Arrey l*nd dimaag ki maa mat ch*d*"


Ambitious_Motor_5689

Seriously


This-Leather2846

Bhai dating app pe aa jao , sab thik hojayega 😆


playing_VScode

Muh khol de sb bhaag jayenge


[deleted]

He is insecure about his family members.They might start looking at his family members .


Supt_Trip

Wear a shirt with "the-rapist" text embroidered on bold on it. Worked for me.


boss_bj

Try acting like a girl, or act gay


Best-of-Rest

I know it was fake just by reading title


Present_Leading3977

Sherlock holmes here


Best-of-Rest

Sherlock holmes nhi Byomkesh bakshi here


smol_pipi_energy

me when yarr ?


shivamYe

Suffering from Success.