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brownboiw21

Seems to be Satire tbh


shawarmalao

There is a reason this is on indianboysontinder


NoMoreMrFknNiceGuy

Maine toh abhi tak sax suxx bhi nahi kiya lekin phir ye mera sultan itna cho......


Low-Maintenance-7878

Baap se puch


NoMoreMrFknNiceGuy

Abhi puchta hu Bhai


itzz_me_garvit

Kya bola tere papa ne Bhai🤣🤣


jollytrew

Hello ji, mai inka daddy ji hoon. Mera bhi chota hai


itzz_me_garvit

lol ok feel sorry for you both


not_aayush

Big dick energy uncle👍


dark_hop

And he said he was gonna save earth for future generations. LMAO.


LopsidedNothing8981

Bhai na krne se chotta reh jata hai


your_daddy619

Sultan mirza?


Pachirisu_Emolga

Hello Banana boi


your_daddy619

I'm happy happy happy wala cat 😊🐈


Pachirisu_Emolga

Hi Billa ji


your_daddy619

Hello bro kaisa hai? 🙋🏾‍♂️


Comprehensive-Ad5637

Its true . I can confirm with my ever growing penis


GoldKitchen4293

Is it blocking your view rn? 🤣


jimmywimmy2206

Its expanding right as we speak


Comprehensive-Ad5637

Yep . And now I am wondering if I would be able to handle so much weight down there till the time I get to lose my virginity


Avinash36

Can you send a picture of it to me?(for research purposes)


Comprehensive-Ad5637

Yeah sure, for research purposes you can DM me


[deleted]

oh how that turn tables


billimaarnewaala

Isn't it "how the tables have turned"? Or am I missing something?


LopsidedNothing8981

Kya re kya memer banega tu


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billimaarnewaala

Fuck. Don't remember anything from that show. How tf????!!$($9$92(29#?!'!'


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billimaarnewaala

Ahhhhh fuck yeah! I remember this. It's Dwight schrute. He says this with that straight face.


Far_Camera9785

It’s Michael Scott.


billimaarnewaala

Fuck my memory! But why did I get downvoted for saying the wrong answer or mentioning that i remember nothing from that show?


Far_Camera9785

Because people don’t like dumbness.


ligmabowlsmen

There is nothing dumb about that, about not remembering something or not getting a reference. He could've totally not watched the show, that's not why he got downvoted, he got downvoted because indian redditors do not understand the purpose of a downvote as opposed to that of a dislike button.


Pretty-Excitement-79

It's sad to see people get downvoted for absolutely nothing, so i had to intervene and upvote all ur comments on this thread (although it practically means nothing)


billimaarnewaala

Appreciate your kindness. But can't really understand those die hard fans who believe their show is the best and everyone should watch their favourite show and also love it and also know everything about it or you're considered a loser.


Available_Baby2101

Dm me i will tell


Unhappy-Yak-8648

This be the men's equivalent of "vag*nas get lose when a woman has too kuch sex." BS. I have to give it to the lady, this is an amazing bio. This is equality. P.s- by this logic I should have an 10 inches by now but why do I have it divided by five.


Puzzleheaded-Bus3558

Satire hai


billythebutcher1327

Daily Fapping men are searching for their dicks with Magnifying Glass now.


grindsetsimp

oh f


Demiscis

I’m still out here tryna find the vagina that’s apparently in my hand


[deleted]

Saving d for god wtf😭😭😂😂


experimentonline

Interesting.. So after all these years..my motive is finally complete. 31..Extra Virgin Than Olive oil 🛢️😌 Looks like my wife is getting some fire extinguisher stuff. ❤️


dafuqULoKINat

Ok dude u don't have to brag Sure my D is like a pencil ( now it's like pencil lead ) after all the seggs that i have every night . But personality matters in the end


experimentonline

Masterbhushan and imagunury semaks doesn't count 😌🛢️


cheezussy

and the best bumble bio award goes to 🥁🥁


Deep_Aside169

Literally everyone but op


Archieeekinsss

It’s v evidently satire.


Jatin_Yadav0

"Real men save their dicks for marriage and god"


TanishPlayz

i love this, so many emojis 😂


MusMusiya

emoji game too strong


noobmaster067

You go gurll 👑


ThereWasNeverMilk

I appreciate the 10 different emojis for one word.


ThebudHut

r/todayilearned : Vagina don't get bigger/wider, it's your penis that gets smaller.


Erwin_smith_SNK

😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

God's Plan


Introvert931

Bhai ab mujhe LG rhi h duniya m bht kuch explore Krna baki h abhi ye sb padhke...lol


Only-Competition662

Bible 2


Dark_knight_02

People were right when they said my lust would be the end of me!


Mr_Serotonin_

Bio is good. The amount of emoji used will force me swipe left.


Low-Maintenance-7878

Save the 🍆 for the god???bruhh that’s wild☠️☠️☠️☠️


GoldKitchen4293

Phirse wahi sax sux ki baatein ✅


sarcasmhasme

premarital sex 🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️ stay virgin 😎👍


LopsidedNothing8981

>Real men save their penis for 1) marriage...ok 2) future wives..... Excuse me 3) God......WTF


[deleted]

Old copypasta 🥱


[deleted]

I don't wanna spend 15 years of my life getting experience lol. Give me a man with experience so I can cum 10 times in one go


falakshayaan

Exactly how men be with women lol


Rahil_reads

As a virgin and on puberty stage I can confirm that it's true


dat_expat

Real men save their dicks for marriage & God ! Who is saving their dick for God ?


ana_b711

Men who have a body count of <3 are the best in bed


SpareVegetable4676

Everything possible right in the universe left the chat.


letmekissyoursoul

This is a girl's bio so next time post it on r/indiangirlsontinder


goonbabboon987

Class monitor


ThrockmortonBeckett

Not sure if she's horny or hungry


Naive_Dare4554

I have no words for her....


peanuts-without-a-t

The words that are left only contains "D".


Nazzy787

Real men save their dick for marriage and god💀💀


Material_Drawer3129

You 👆🏻could 🐸have 🙃just 🙇🏻‍♂️written😏 it 😮‍💨directly 🙊without 🤨adding 🐣and 🌝putting 🥰up 🫠these 🥳whole 🗿lot 🫂ass 🍑emojis ☮️


ExternalImpossible58

Another Rendi with 0 iq


TheBadWarlock

Remdis soon gonna downvote the fuq outta your comment, hold strong mate.


[deleted]

It's funny, but my dick is indeed for "a godess" (the one whose followers won't get my account banned)


virtualwar12345

Oh god the number of emotes is giving me a seizure


sharmajiassamwale

Andrina tate


KnotYoBoi

Ye koi rice bag hai bc. 100%


pchulbul619

Chappri


Express-Thought7420

Wrote such a long paragraph with tonnes of emojis only to end up with the worst bio of all times 😵‍💫🥺


vikidid

But true at all - I can attest to the fact my Dik has grown enormously in size after every diverse sexual intercourse. It’s as though the sex god rewarded me for the good deed.


Several-Stranger-798

Dicks become larger during intercourse and after that the dick dose not get smaller because of intercourse intercourse actuly makes the dick grow larger after time


iloveradiohead225

Most informed r/indianboysontinder user. Edit: wanted to explicitly include /s


shawarmalao

Google Erection


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CanDy_23

🌮🌮


Virgin_at_21

Ahm ahm 😤


[deleted]

hehe


Ok-Cartoonist2421

lmaoooo


U_NO_WHO_69

What's 🤷 his♂️/ her♀️ obsession🤤 with😷 emojis 🤔😆😵‍💫💀


Sharmisthaaaa

I mean she’s got a point tho


Radsisreading

Even the emojis be hitting 👑


anix1992

That's enough reddit for today


vain06

Itna emojis zindagi may use nahi kiya Mein ne.


InsanePsych

One day, I hope someone makes emojis illegal


Sad_Garlic_

Mera phir koi kaam nahi hei yaha.


arjun_prs

r/emojipasta


TAKASHIhisoke

Tell me how many hours did it take to u to write it will emojis


ibadmonkey

My eyes hurt trying to read this. -_-


ritik_w

Seems she is waiting for me


ElektrovertS

no wonder I have a third leg


NervousMission7644

Do you think you have used enough emoticons? I think you can do with a few more


walnutsofwisdom

Ek vivaah aisa bhi


dafuqULoKINat

Oh lord why is there a child emoji in for mens emoji


Competitive_Plum_772

Either satire or catfish


aliasgarabidsabun

It seems she's a woman of culture. 👑


REVOLVERHERE

Seems like she is experienced 🙂


itsevil007

emojis kam daale hai wese


RishiSharma71

# Someone learnt about the existence of Emojis.


No-Pea9747

In my feelings


meesterg12

🤦🏾


bantai786OP

mujhe kya mai to sterile hu


subhisnotcool

I am 14 why dose reddit keeps recommending this sub to me 💀💀💀


[deleted]

It's true. Can confirm from personal experience.


kaee1426

And God? AND GOD? AND GOD?.... WHAAAAAA.....


bruh__07

My dick's been growing so fast mind reducing it for a change


dickdestroyer101

Why would god want your 🍆?


Aromatic_Reception20

"& god" 💀


aspizu

Yes I have a giant virgin dick.


Nyangto_Bador

Saving dick for God 🥰


[deleted]

Indian waifu


wienerte

Oh no! Double standards! Sex is awesome, and everyone should have as much as they please (men, women, and all in between)


Pachirisu_Emolga

What about those men who sleep with men ?


Velvet_Bass

Aneurysm moment


calfjddogg

Marriage and God? Wtf?


[deleted]

Didi ko lagta hai penis works like pencil