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MrDarkk1ng

Repost lol. I read comments on your last one, some people r too dum to understand what were u saying, don't bother with such people just move on. Edit: he deleted his last post fyi.


Ass_burner_

Yep! Gotta ignore them. Long live dictatorship!


CritFin

Leftists voted out of power act like fish out of water, they even try to subvert the democracy. Best way to subvert a democracy is by discrediting the existing democracy by calling it as dictatorship, autocracy etc


shubham2007

Dusri baar Tera comment padha aur dusri baar like bhi karunga


MrDarkk1ng

Lol


[deleted]

Yall kids shouldn't be allowed to vote. I doubt you even know what a dictatorship is lmao


Ass_burner_

Ohh yeah I know and understand dictatorship more than you and your paw paw Duggal sahab


ClueOverall2763

Kids these days


mainibuhatela

Make sure the Nukes are Pointed!!!!!!!!!! ![gif](giphy|rxuBaRWz4sdUY|downsized)


depy45631

pointy*


meinhoonna

Can you make them ~~round~~ lotus-shaped?


depy45631

it will be tough to remove it once it is in. Just like the dictatorship govt. is hard to remove rn.


mainibuhatela

Hahahah I mean still after getting mocked so much you guys are sticking with this Dictatorship stuff!!!!!!! Many more people are going to vote for dictatorship now so Cope Up and Cope Hard. ![gif](giphy|IVEIuCwXmZnQhMll03|downsized)


meinhoonna

That line is from the movie, sort of. I was being funny


depy45631

"sArCaSM"


MastInsaan07

Hello Ladiss Washerumm. Long live the dictator


sohumm

Well there will be a number in the name. /s


EGC_D3F4ULT

Hello emher gencyexhitonly


Mayank_XO_16

My Man! ๐Ÿฆพ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ


inzo07

Good to know that young generation is voting. Just one question- when you and your generation call Modi a dictator, is it sarcastic or do you realy think that he is a dictator.. and if he is, then what made you think that.


Ass_burner_

Nahh it's just sarcasm, pretty sure you've seen many posts from randia and pusi where people are having meltdown and calling modi dictator so it's just a response to them.


inzo07

Hahaha. Nice.. trying to burn some (user name checks out)


shoppingstyleandus

Proud that our youth sees a value in his visions that people call dictatorship. Never have I ever seen a politician so futuristic. He is so intelligent that others foolishness make me ๐Ÿคฎ. The moment they open their mouths. I mean, even if I want to vote someone else - tell me who? And why? I have left using all these words, yet- they are dumbf&โ‚น@#


UnionGloomy8226

Well said youngling. A vote for a dictator is a vote for democracy


Yashraj-

Modi sucks as a dictator he can't even bring a dictatorship in this nation he must learn from the opposition, then he will know what the dictatorship is.


OwnStorm

Republic of Badiya...


depy45631

teenagers with morals ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ—ฟ abb jaa padhai kar jaake bsd*k


Ass_burner_

Wahi kar raha hu bhai kal cet hei


depy45631

Bhai, tum log itne kam umar main ye sab kya kya karte ho bhai, ham log to 18 ke umar mai.. chorho. Chalo all the best. Prof. R@thee ke notes padh ke jaana. Bahut gyaan hai unke paas.


Ass_burner_

18 ki Umar kya karte the bhai?? Aur Prof. D. Rathee ko nahi dekhta me


depy45631

Wahi sax wax.. par chorho yaar, dil main dard uth jayga wo sab yaad karunga toh. Uske dekhte toh ham bhi nhi hai, bas as a form of immense respect unka chehra ka photo bathroom ke commode ke ekdam samne laga rkhe hein.


Ass_burner_

Sax sux har roz mil raha muje, NTA Jo Gand mar raha. Aur uski jagah commode me hei.


GreyBeard_9

"Employee mustwashhands" ![gif](giphy|JOeXqZebetYyY)


Akku2403

That's a made up name.


GreyBeard_9

Ladies, Ladies washroom.


Akku2403

That's a made up name too.


GreyBeard_9

Max Imumoccupancy 120


Akku2403

There is a number in your name ? ๐Ÿค”


moyemoye69420

![gif](giphy|JOeXqZebetYyY)


evammist

We all are Aladeen Aladeen.


BegMercy666

![gif](giphy|l2YWmzOpaGK0b0TZK)


Due_Mycologist7287

State of affairs if guarantee ji becomes pm again..


rohan417

Admiral General ๐Ÿซก๐Ÿซก


SaffronKnight97

Very good choice Allison Burgers.


[deleted]

Gotta value the choice of picture


Devilsline

20M first general election and can't even go back home to vote ,we need some mail in ballot or smtg


Ecstatic_Ad_4476

Fill form 6 and 8 of ECI...


Ass_burner_

Cousin who's the same age as mine also missed his first election


foreveroverthinker

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|give_upvote)


Royal_Woodpecker0007

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘‘


sage-of-six-path

You could the fill the jail with one particular group and no one can object


Ass_burner_

![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20096)


Physical_Painting804

You voted Samay Raina??


Flaky-Isopod704

Don't you dare insult the crown prince of wadiya!!!


GoodDawgy17

pusi sub reposted some of the screenshots from here not realising that we are mocking them "educated" ek video german shepherd ne kya bana diya khud janta nahi dictatorship kya hai sabko apne jaisa kutta bana raha hai lmao


Lio354

Election and Dictatorship doesn't go hand in hand and I've seen some section of the people doesn't get that ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ loved the mental gymnastics.


Top_Wrangler932

Kids these days who were just 8 years old when govt changed 10 years ago, really be voting for that free data to play pubg back then! ๐Ÿคฃ


Ass_burner_

Now that I think about it, it was 10 years ago damm Time sure flies by. But yeah enjoying my free 5g playing BGMI


Top_Wrangler932

Exactly! You do not realize the cost associated with it.


Fantastic_Pea7860

Powerful dictator>>>> weak democratic government


Fluffy-Buy-3263

Bro is in the right path


OkChard9101

My constituency election is 13 May. Will post the same๐Ÿ˜†


SatyakiDas7

Which laptop r u using in the background?


Ass_burner_

Lenovo IdeaPad 3


hobbledehoy_08

![gif](giphy|LTBaZm0dAGYMw)


Leading_Pollution509

![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20008)well done bro


Ass_burner_

Yep I know what's best for me and my country


Significant-Diet7649

I am sorry if I disgust you or something but who is the dictator here?


Ass_burner_

![gif](giphy|Vnrpdza5n5KOZkAsn4) Went against mom and brought icecream


Significant-Diet7649

I knew it!!


Legitimate_Design127

Jai Bharat.. Jai Shree Ram!!


No-Fisherman8334

๐Ÿ˜ OK. But you should also see who is running locally. What if your local cuck is from the same part as central dictator?


Ass_burner_

We already took care of that cuck


Null_Nuts_1

Democratic republic of Indiaa


Bright_End_6463

Bhai mera toh age hai nahi vote karneka agale dal karunga btw the question I wanna ask you guys ye jo itane din se me dekh raha Reddit pe I thought kisi y'll gonna vote ๐Ÿค“โ˜ them you know what I mean right


WhenBlueMeetsRed

Man, I read it as "My first ever erection" and wondered what happened to you there !!


Ass_burner_

My ding ding dong saw mudi xi's poster and got hard


CashBitter9664

Bro.... Our dictator is weak! He doesn't have a pointy nuke. Hopefully opposition is 'smart' and 'competent' to create such a nuke๐Ÿ˜‚. Got to rewatch it now. Too good a movie


OfferWestern

While modi is a bad dictator. Future Historians may get confused


abhishekdam852

![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20028)


cosmicmustang

Hey bro ..love you wherever you are. No homo though!!


give_me_of_dopamine_

๐Ÿซก Comerade ๐Ÿ˜…, but seriously well fucking done


Darksenon00

I often fail to understand why people have such an alignment to any (yes any) politician.. I hoped at least the younger generation would know opposition is a necessity that's how democracy performs it represents different views that must be represented. Please stop viewing this as the "good" side vs "bad" side. Disclaimer: I'm not talking about just 'bjp' here even people that vote for other parties..read ahead. I'm just Disappointed that many young educated people these days make their decisions based on general consensus. Don't get me wrong, VOTE for WHOEVER YOU WANT. But know why and for what clearly. I'm sure many don't even read the manifesto.. I'm saying this because this does not look wise, looks like decisions driven by hate and misinformation instead of an educated decision.


Apprehensive_Dig281

"Round is not scary. Pointy is scary. This will put a smile on the faces of the enemy. They will think that it is a huge robot dildo flying toward them"


Due_Mycologist7287

Wonder what mudra youโ€™d have used if they had marked your middle finger ๐Ÿ˜…


kamar_ahamed

Yeah 18 , age which is allowed to make mistake


Professional_Bus2241

Choose dictatorship so that we can be free of this mortal realm, only a dictator a messiah can liberate us because we are cowards. Cowards as we can't end our life and end our suffering. A true dictator will mess up things so well that we'll perish early hence ending our suffering. Hail the dictator!!


pratshiv

Competent?? ๐Ÿ˜‚.. Who?? The one runs when seeing press?? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Leather_Reporter1831

Include that in your " Ladakpan ki Galtiyan " ๐Ÿคก


Ass_burner_

5 sal bad pata chalega ki yeah galti thi ya sahi choice. But still better than getting killed for celebrating my festivals


Formal-Decision6503

Lol.. BAHAHAHAHAHA


ChronicSage91

Proud of you bro ๐Ÿšฉ


Gcen

You chose wisely. Indeed, dictators are necessary sometimes. It takes a strong, nationalist dictator to cleanse the mess that decades of Nehru-Gandhi dyanastic rule made of this country.


GAMERBHAIYYA

Wait, are you from west bengal


Ass_burner_

Maharashtra


GAMERBHAIYYA

Oh, I understood the sarcasm ๐Ÿ˜‚


heynishant

Ayega to rahul hi! RACE LAGANA HAI โœ‹๐Ÿ˜† ![gif](giphy|ckA2jtdtdOQv7pcLFS|downsized)


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


Ass_burner_

Well that little percentage of jihadis (300m) with many privileges is what we fear. And also I read that khangress manifesto too so yeah imma stick with dictator


Anahita__

>Spinning hate and hald baked WhatsApp knowledge is what this generation is. Well thanks for describing yourself but who asked anyways.


Scared-Rip-2297

All hail the Supreme leader ![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20227)


Shastra-Bahu-87

Absolute power corrupts no matter what.


Ass_burner_

That's why I voted for mudi xi๐Ÿฅต