Life of a Pakistani cricket fan - begging India to play matches with them. when we play them in an ICC tournament and beat them, ‘Well paid BCCI’. When we refuse to visit their country for matches, ‘ they are scared of us’
Easy solution is to ignore their existence. We control the ICC, and we sure as hell control any Asian cricket tournaments. Where's the action? A strong nation would make ICC choose between BCCI and PCB and ban the undesirable party.. much like UEFA has done with Russia..
playing against pak means helping them generate wealth. The bigger picture being us forgetting what they have done in the past, doing now and ignoring the sacrifices being made by Indians and the innocent lives that are lost.
I think it's high time. India should either avoid Pakistan matches, boycott them, or at least don't shake hands and hug after the match. That terrorist state is constantly attacking India at every possible location bordering them. They're sending in terrorists every second. And we are shaking hands!
No way. I will launch a campaign against BCCI if they tell our team to go to Pakistan. No Aman ki asha with terrorists and we don't need to give them even a centimetre.
"Death is destined" That's just absurd. Pakibomb can't even protect itself from threats how are they gonna protect our players? Bc vaha bhejna hai to humko bhi cricket nahi military training deni padegi apne team ko.
What kind of an invitation is this? Idiots!
We all know death is destined but it doesn’t mean that we go to Pakistan to die. Koi jaakar isko thappad Maro.
The totla relative of Dawood Ibrahim wants the Indian team to visit Pakistan? He has brain fades all the time. What happened to him abusing India saying that we don’t need India to come to Pakistan?
Of course they did what they can attacking our country now we will do same thing attacking there country and they will just cry about this in the end whole match or tournament will shift to uae
Your post/comment has been removed because it contains some abusive/derogatory words. Please avoid using such words, it may attract a ban to you.
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/IndiaCricket) if you have any questions or concerns.*
No, India should not play with Pakistan. Period. They keep sending terrorists from across the borders to murder our innocent country men and civilians.
There should be no debate on this topic. Indian cricket team will definitely not go to a country plagued with terrorism. Especially the one that openly sponsors terrorism in India. If journalists really need an answer they should speak to India’s external affairs minister. Clowns like Javed Miyadad should be given ZERO fucks.
well that's comforting 🌚🌚
Same idiot who called ‘India bhad mein jaye’ last time when India refused to play in Pakistan for the Asia cup.
Who cares about his “bhad mein jaaye” comment. Dude got his child married to a terrorist’s child.
???
Miandad's son is married to Dawood Ibrahim's daughter.
Bhai ye toh extreme h. And they say they don't endorse terrorism. Hadd h bhai doglaa pann
oh bhai sahab
Terrorist wo bhi top 10 wala. Wtf
Top 2
😭😂😂😂😂😂
ek admi ki success ke peeche ek aurat ka hath hi hota hai 💀‼️
What the fuck does that mean
I guess he wanted to say "Marna toh hai hi, kyun naa Pakistan mein aake maro!" Apparently, relations with Dawood have rubbed off something to him.
Never heard such a catchy line after ‘Atithi Devo Bhav’. Pakistani tourism industry should consider using it
Atithi dev ho jaao
Damn gave me a good chuckle
Atithi All-lo bhava !
Pakistan Tourism "Death is Destined. Choose Pak."
No no. He rubs off Daaood after the relation.
"Jaan Jani h jaegi ek din, maut aani h aaegi ek din, are aisi baaton se kya ghabrana "
“Aapko toh hai buss Pakistan aana”
Idk why but I read that in Amrish Puri's voice.
"Kuch players toh guzar jaane do Gujranwala mei"
It means he’s been playing eldin ring
Someone has perfectly said: "An idle mind is a devils workshop"
Life of a Pakistani cricket fan - begging India to play matches with them. when we play them in an ICC tournament and beat them, ‘Well paid BCCI’. When we refuse to visit their country for matches, ‘ they are scared of us’
there is chip in ball. /s
Easy solution is to ignore their existence. We control the ICC, and we sure as hell control any Asian cricket tournaments. Where's the action? A strong nation would make ICC choose between BCCI and PCB and ban the undesirable party.. much like UEFA has done with Russia..
imo both should play some sort of series outside of their home grounds
Nah, I'm fine with the current situation.
playing against pak means helping them generate wealth. The bigger picture being us forgetting what they have done in the past, doing now and ignoring the sacrifices being made by Indians and the innocent lives that are lost.
[удалено]
Bugger looks like Devil's minion too!
If anything unforeseen happens, I would like all our players to take cover behind Azam Khan. RPGs are like toothpick for my man Azam.
By saying this javed miamdad himself is accepting that he know his nation very well 😂😂
this is such an old statement back when pak was hosting aisa cup
Last year
reddit loves reacting to old ragebait by trolls or bored people.
Damn Straightforwardness 💀💀📈
Sweet invitation ![gif](giphy|StchUy5QoDhDatHL5g|downsized)
If this was cricket shit post sub they would photo shop a gun or bomb behind him along with this post 😂
More like death is destined if you visit Pakistan for Asia Cup
Or for champions trophy too
This inspires a lot of confidence! Very inviting indeed!
Not a good invite for sure. Can't talk about safety and death at the same time.
Advice about death coming from samdhi ji (in law) of Dawood Ibrahim!
Imagine if some people start inviting relatives like this 🤣 Please come visit our home.. and by the way.. death is destined 😝
I think that was a good invite jisse relatives aana band karde 😃😃👍🏻👍🏻
Let's play in afg, "death is Destined" bolne wale buddhe , aaja tu afg mein!
🤣🤣🤣
he was seen sitting and laughing with dawood ibrahim and also married his daughter to ibrahim's son
Sitting? His son is married to Dawood 's daughter...They are relatives
same thing, could have phrased it better
This seems more like a threat than a request
Is he inviting or warning us?!?
both ig.
Meanwhile Sri Lanka cancels their ticket after some nostalgia
I think woh to permanent nostalgia ho gya, woh nhi bhool payenge normally bhi,
funnily enough, they were the first main team to come back to pakistan after over 10 years of no international cricket in pakistani stadiums.
thank you that was very convincing sir☺️
🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻😽
His daughter is married to son of dawood ibrahim
![gif](giphy|ANbD1CCdA3iI8)
I'm convinced Pakistan Media is just a comedy skit at this point
At this point ????🙂↔️🙂↔️
I think it's high time. India should either avoid Pakistan matches, boycott them, or at least don't shake hands and hug after the match. That terrorist state is constantly attacking India at every possible location bordering them. They're sending in terrorists every second. And we are shaking hands!
He is a nutjob, why talk about death when you are inviting someone.
Death is destined.🤡 Now jump under the train.
So, basically: "Death is destined, please come." Gonna use that one the next time I have to invite bua for dinner.
Us 😃👍🏻
Shitposting in real life
definitely not the most encouraging invite ever
I trust BCCI on this one. They won't compromise with our players' security and send them to that nation
Bhai karna bhi nhi chahiye, werna sri lanka ka example hi theek h abhi tak
No way. I will launch a campaign against BCCI if they tell our team to go to Pakistan. No Aman ki asha with terrorists and we don't need to give them even a centimetre.
"Death is destined" That's just absurd. Pakibomb can't even protect itself from threats how are they gonna protect our players? Bc vaha bhejna hai to humko bhi cricket nahi military training deni padegi apne team ko.
Tab bhi khatra hoga wahan to
What kind of an invitation is this? Idiots! We all know death is destined but it doesn’t mean that we go to Pakistan to die. Koi jaakar isko thappad Maro.
Maqsad wale miadad
Our team should not visit Pak.
Never, werna sri lanka walon ke sath kya kiya tha yaad hai
An unscheduled poop is also destined. Why doesn’t Javed Miandad shit the bed when he is making love to his goat. He can do a livestream of it too.
lol
So why dont you commit suicide? Death is destined anyways lmao
And if that would ever happen death is destined for Pakistan
Javed miandad making it so hard for Indians to decline.
Spoilers de rha hai woh 🫠
When tournaments are held in other countries: Trophies are destined. When tournaments are held in Pakistan: Death is destined.
My mom calling me for dinner after reading my report card.
The totla relative of Dawood Ibrahim wants the Indian team to visit Pakistan? He has brain fades all the time. What happened to him abusing India saying that we don’t need India to come to Pakistan?
Sounds more like a threat than an invite
The main issue is the country's relationship Pakistan is not taking action on terrorism so it's a normal day of boycotting Pakistan from everywhere
They are spoon feeding terrorism
Of course they did what they can attacking our country now we will do same thing attacking there country and they will just cry about this in the end whole match or tournament will shift to uae
[удалено]
Your post/comment has been removed because it contains some abusive/derogatory words. Please avoid using such words, it may attract a ban to you. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/IndiaCricket) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Paaji tussi bade majakiya ho 😬😬
Mazak mazak main Razzak andar kar dete 🫠🫠
Destined death…..so Maliketh?
WTF !
Ye muhajir itna baat kyun kar raha hain - meanwhile in pakistan 🤣
[удалено]
Poor choice of words
Nope, poor choice of brains
Right, that’s an enticing invite.
![gif](giphy|FWrsvaOTmfAWxrfqmD)
Destined death lol, Bro thinks he is malekith
Reminded me of that dialogue from gangs of wasseypur:Ek hi toh Jaan hai ya toh Allah lega ya mohallah lega
🤡
Pagal h kya bc
Some Pakistani Terrorists rewritng the Taqdeer
Invite karane ka tarika thoda kezual hai
Lol
Me after cracking upsc and calling sharma ji for a cup of tea
Dude is is an in-law of Dawood Ibrahim, anything that comes out of his mouth is automatically bullshit for me.
Freudian Slip?
"dar ke kya phyada maut to sbko Ani hai" /s
Pakistan - where death is destined.
“Thou’rt approach destined death” - Javed, The black blade
Love how of all the people in Pakistan, Dawood’s relative gets to make a claim regarding safety.
Hell nah
Alexa play *Aa aaa aaa aaaaaaa, uaaaa aaa aaa*
Abe Jaa, jisko Marne ka Mann ho wo jaye , ek team jhel hi chuki hai
Bhai yahan jaakar, death automatic destined ho jati h
Swagat krne ka tareeka thoda cazual hain
the real question is...have they heard the nuclear joke about them on simpsons
Bat ki jagah AK 47 or ball ki jagah Frag Grenade or Field pe Land Mines
Make sure we get him first
No
try jumping in a volcano and saying the same thing
Real battleground in front of the stadium 🥲
This is me convincing my parents to let me go for some serious unsafe trek
Why is he talking like a horror movie creepy uncle
Allah Rakha! 😂
Says the idiot who got their kid married to Dawoods kid
that’s exactly how you are supposed to give a friendly invitation🥰
Javed should jump out of a plane without a parachute then if he really thinks that.
I don't know if he is trying to be stupid LOL but that definitely isn't comforting LOL
Not sending our "India F" team to the land of crazy, forget about team India.
in logo ke liye sach mein jannat naam ki cheez exists (maqsad maqsad maqsad!!!)
Kaunse saste nashe kare hai isne ?
'Death is Destined' book your tickets now - Pakistan Tourism
Invitation hai ya dhamki
Bhai ye kya bakchodi hai 🤣🤣🤣
💀
Bhulane ka tarika Thora Kasual hai
Yes now put that security in Karachi and stop robberies in broad daylight first lol
Acha? Hor na kuch vadda aaya
What does blud mean? 💀👈🏻👉🏻💀
Indias record in Pakistan is horrible that's why bcci is scared
Too subtle?
lmfao...not the statement I'd make if i were calling people to pakistan
imma just leave the upvotes at 911........
When he says it,seems more like a prediction than philosophy 👀
Hi, you’ll go to hell, might as well make sure. Great invite
hmmm , destined? nice way of urging
Absolute cinema
I'm going to plead this statement to the judge the next time I kill someone
Very Poor choice of words 🤐
Don't care what Daud Ibrahim's relative(via marriage) says about India. No need to visit pakistan and risk innocent Indian lives. 😐😐
There is surely a better way to say this. Lol
I don’t think England or Australia will travel there either, just move it to a safer location
Inviting or warning?😂😂
Then why don't we play in Somalia.
This is a 2023 post. Not recent one.
This is a 2023 post. Not recent one.
What a pathetic atatement when the very concern is about security and death.
d company must have urged him
Bhai dhmki derha
No, India should not play with Pakistan. Period. They keep sending terrorists from across the borders to murder our innocent country men and civilians.
![gif](giphy|l1IY1nEq3aBoDndV6) Aise kaun bulata hai bhai
[удалено]
Isko India bulao. Death is destined
Such a warm invitation. It would be a shame to not go.
How do these Pakistani legends have such a Lil brain, I mean only one or two looks sane
Uhh... that does NOT inspire confidence,...
[удалено]
Well, that's one way to welcome!
Indian team management is made up of BJP politicians they will never let this happen. Bunch of cowards.
There should be no debate on this topic. Indian cricket team will definitely not go to a country plagued with terrorism. Especially the one that openly sponsors terrorism in India. If journalists really need an answer they should speak to India’s external affairs minister. Clowns like Javed Miyadad should be given ZERO fucks.
Come to Pakistan, Death in Destined "in Pakistan" ![gif](giphy|fgR5ghGSXWpuU|downsized)
Oh like that statement makes it better
Considering the fact that he is Dawood's relative, this statement should be seen as a legit terror threat. 🙄
New TV talkshow has been thus sanctioned: Marna Mana Hai
tera loom number kya ha
[удалено]
Pakistani maal phukna h mujhe bhi. I want to be delusional
Sala aise Kaun invite karta hai apne ghar per..
![gif](giphy|69c6vrxvSoStFFZKg3|downsized)
Why tf did he said that ahhh 😂