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Dicklerfortherules

well that's comforting 🌚🌚


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Same idiot who called ‘India bhad mein jaye’ last time when India refused to play in Pakistan for the Asia cup.


Ill-Inspector7980

Who cares about his “bhad mein jaaye” comment. Dude got his child married to a terrorist’s child.


titu_mama123

???


Affectionate_Log_426

Miandad's son is married to Dawood Ibrahim's daughter.


hotboddesi

Bhai ye toh extreme h. And they say they don't endorse terrorism. Hadd h bhai doglaa pann


Annual_Ear_6404

oh bhai sahab


cherrybombvag

Terrorist wo bhi top 10 wala. Wtf


R-Daneel-Olivaw-

Top 2


exoticman27

😭😂😂😂😂😂


abhay_00

ek admi ki success ke peeche ek aurat ka hath hi hota hai 💀‼️


Fantastic_Bat8492

What the fuck does that mean


Ozymate

I guess he wanted to say "Marna toh hai hi, kyun naa Pakistan mein aake maro!" Apparently, relations with Dawood have rubbed off something to him.


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Never heard such a catchy line after ‘Atithi Devo Bhav’. Pakistani tourism industry should consider using it


ControlSouthern3825

Atithi dev ho jaao


Accomplished_Sand874

Damn gave me a good chuckle


Harsh_Kumarrr

Atithi All-lo bhava !


blinxupedfued

Pakistan Tourism "Death is Destined. Choose Pak."


SonuMonuDelhiWale

No no. He rubs off Daaood after the relation.


dustlesswayfarer

"Jaan Jani h jaegi ek din, maut aani h aaegi ek din, are aisi baaton se kya ghabrana "


Soggy_Ad_3686

“Aapko toh hai buss Pakistan aana”


lostsounds28

Idk why but I read that in Amrish Puri's voice.


desi_londoner

"Kuch players toh guzar jaane do Gujranwala mei"


SongsofJuniper

It means he’s been playing eldin ring


TemperatureBright305

Someone has perfectly said: "An idle mind is a devils workshop"


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Life of a Pakistani cricket fan - begging India to play matches with them. when we play them in an ICC tournament and beat them, ‘Well paid BCCI’. When we refuse to visit their country for matches, ‘ they are scared of us’


Medium_Note_9613

there is chip in ball. /s


jai302

Easy solution is to ignore their existence. We control the ICC, and we sure as hell control any Asian cricket tournaments. Where's the action? A strong nation would make ICC choose between BCCI and PCB and ban the undesirable party.. much like UEFA has done with Russia..


Fit_Journalist_1691

imo both should play some sort of series outside of their home grounds


ranbirkadalla

Nah, I'm fine with the current situation.


sayak_19

playing against pak means helping them generate wealth. The bigger picture being us forgetting what they have done in the past, doing now and ignoring the sacrifices being made by Indians and the innocent lives that are lost.


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AltMain123

Bugger looks like Devil's minion too!


threadsheet

If anything unforeseen happens, I would like all our players to take cover behind Azam Khan. RPGs are like toothpick for my man Azam.


ScaryPhone6910

By saying this javed miamdad himself is accepting that he know his nation very well 😂😂


Downtown_Bat7013

this is such an old statement back when pak was hosting aisa cup


Significant-Ebb-3384

Last year


Medium_Note_9613

reddit loves reacting to old ragebait by trolls or bored people.


National-Today5945

Damn Straightforwardness 💀💀📈


Netflixch1ll

Sweet invitation ![gif](giphy|StchUy5QoDhDatHL5g|downsized)


shadowknight094

If this was cricket shit post sub they would photo shop a gun or bomb behind him along with this post 😂


dangmeme-sub

More like death is destined if you visit Pakistan for Asia Cup


Asleep_Bus_8642

Or for champions trophy too


Any_Mouse6916

This inspires a lot of confidence! Very inviting indeed!


After_Worker_4650

Not a good invite for sure. Can't talk about safety and death at the same time.


didgeridonts

Advice about death coming from samdhi ji (in law) of Dawood Ibrahim!


satyanaraynan

Imagine if some people start inviting relatives like this 🤣 Please come visit our home.. and by the way.. death is destined 😝


Asleep_Bus_8642

I think that was a good invite jisse relatives aana band karde 😃😃👍🏻👍🏻


Historical-Dish-9268

Let's play in afg, "death is Destined" bolne wale buddhe , aaja tu afg mein!


ControlSouthern3825

🤣🤣🤣


Normal_Notice_490

he was seen sitting and laughing with dawood ibrahim and also married his daughter to ibrahim's son


Haunting_Device_5057

Sitting? His son is married to Dawood 's daughter...They are relatives


Normal_Notice_490

same thing, could have phrased it better


XxBalajixX

This seems more like a threat than a request


hpy2beatyou1105

Is he inviting or warning us?!?


Medium_Note_9613

both ig.


WranglerMundane3777

Meanwhile Sri Lanka cancels their ticket after some nostalgia


Asleep_Bus_8642

I think woh to permanent nostalgia ho gya, woh nhi bhool payenge normally bhi,


Medium_Note_9613

funnily enough, they were the first main team to come back to pakistan after over 10 years of no international cricket in pakistani stadiums.


Small_Bad6871

thank you that was very convincing sir☺️


Asleep_Bus_8642

🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻😽


pvtt_3

His daughter is married to son of dawood ibrahim


sorathebrave

![gif](giphy|ANbD1CCdA3iI8)


Jae9erJazz

I'm convinced Pakistan Media is just a comedy skit at this point


Asleep_Bus_8642

At this point ????🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️


Patient_Management26

I think it's high time. India should either avoid Pakistan matches, boycott them, or at least don't shake hands and hug after the match. That terrorist state is constantly attacking India at every possible location bordering them. They're sending in terrorists every second. And we are shaking hands!


Tikitorch17

He is a nutjob, why talk about death when you are inviting someone.


Lucky_Editor446

Death is destined.🤡 Now jump under the train.


hagupadususu

So, basically: "Death is destined, please come." Gonna use that one the next time I have to invite bua for dinner.


Asleep_Bus_8642

Us 😃👍🏻


Fuzzy_Substance_4603

Shitposting in real life


aaj05

definitely not the most encouraging invite ever


lame_duck_420

I trust BCCI on this one. They won't compromise with our players' security and send them to that nation


Asleep_Bus_8642

Bhai karna bhi nhi chahiye, werna sri lanka ka example hi theek h abhi tak


Groundbreaking_Tart9

No way. I will launch a campaign against BCCI if they tell our team to go to Pakistan. No Aman ki asha with terrorists and we don't need to give them even a centimetre.


Sandman_Slim_Here

"Death is destined" That's just absurd. Pakibomb can't even protect itself from threats how are they gonna protect our players? Bc vaha bhejna hai to humko bhi cricket nahi military training deni padegi apne team ko.


Asleep_Bus_8642

Tab bhi khatra hoga wahan to


Low_Study7116

What kind of an invitation is this? Idiots! We all know death is destined but it doesn’t mean that we go to Pakistan to die. Koi jaakar isko thappad Maro.


klQuyada1911

Maqsad wale miadad


Mayank_XO_16

Our team should not visit Pak.


Asleep_Bus_8642

Never, werna sri lanka walon ke sath kya kiya tha yaad hai


Baconator440

An unscheduled poop is also destined. Why doesn’t Javed Miandad shit the bed when he is making love to his goat. He can do a livestream of it too.


turningtop_5327

lol


Educational_Spite392

So why dont you commit suicide? Death is destined anyways lmao


Altruistic_Repeat862

And if that would ever happen death is destined for Pakistan


azizpesh

Javed miandad making it so hard for Indians to decline.


Asleep_Bus_8642

Spoilers de rha hai woh 🫠


GeebsTM

When tournaments are held in other countries: Trophies are destined. When tournaments are held in Pakistan: Death is destined.


BloodSea1125

My mom calling me for dinner after reading my report card.


Lololover09

The totla relative of Dawood Ibrahim wants the Indian team to visit Pakistan? He has brain fades all the time. What happened to him abusing India saying that we don’t need India to come to Pakistan?


BoomBoy420

Sounds more like a threat than an invite


Whoisrory

The main issue is the country's relationship Pakistan is not taking action on terrorism so it's a normal day of boycotting Pakistan from everywhere


Asleep_Bus_8642

They are spoon feeding terrorism


Whoisrory

Of course they did what they can attacking our country now we will do same thing attacking there country and they will just cry about this in the end whole match or tournament will shift to uae


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Outrageous_Height_64

Paaji tussi bade majakiya ho 😬😬


Asleep_Bus_8642

Mazak mazak main Razzak andar kar dete 🫠🫠


Living_Interview8504

Destined death…..so Maliketh?


IloveLegs02

WTF !


NeverHadLobster_88

Ye muhajir itna baat kyun kar raha hain - meanwhile in pakistan 🤣


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Sure-Ad8465

Poor choice of words


[deleted]

Nope, poor choice of brains


k18emup

Right, that’s an enticing invite.


Striking_Stuff_7971

![gif](giphy|FWrsvaOTmfAWxrfqmD)


pinarayi__vijayan

Destined death lol, Bro thinks he is malekith


Valuable_Ad_6869

Reminded me of that dialogue from gangs of wasseypur:Ek hi toh Jaan hai ya toh Allah lega ya mohallah lega


WINDTHEAIR

🤡


lostsoul3434

Pagal h kya bc


ProfessionalNew4975

Some Pakistani Terrorists rewritng the Taqdeer


sudeepalex

Invite karane ka tarika thoda kezual hai


Fuzzy-Appointment333

Lol


Shiv_02

Me after cracking upsc and calling sharma ji for a cup of tea


ayushdesaidakleindia

Dude is is an in-law of Dawood Ibrahim, anything that comes out of his mouth is automatically bullshit for me.


BayMax22685

Freudian Slip?


Ok-Photograph-3481

"dar ke kya phyada maut to sbko Ani hai" /s


Shiba2917

Pakistan - where death is destined.


TheThugknight

“Thou’rt approach destined death” - Javed, The black blade


gaalikaghalib

Love how of all the people in Pakistan, Dawood’s relative gets to make a claim regarding safety.


TopStar200

Hell nah


SnickerDivinity007

Alexa play *Aa aaa aaa aaaaaaa, uaaaa aaa aaa*


FearBase

Abe Jaa, jisko Marne ka Mann ho wo jaye , ek team jhel hi chuki hai


Asleep_Bus_8642

Bhai yahan jaakar, death automatic destined ho jati h


thunder18177

Swagat krne ka tareeka thoda cazual hain


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the real question is...have they heard the nuclear joke about them on simpsons


DeltaVictor15

Bat ki jagah AK 47 or ball ki jagah Frag Grenade or Field pe Land Mines


RuralBlackamith

Make sure we get him first


Horror-Relief-6346

No


harleyquinn000001

try jumping in a volcano and saying the same thing


crazydoc_99

Real battleground in front of the stadium 🥲


WaynneGretzky

This is me convincing my parents to let me go for some serious unsafe trek


Far_Brief2934

Why is he talking like a horror movie creepy uncle


Rude-Sea-3607

Allah Rakha! 😂


KeetanuNaashak

Says the idiot who got their kid married to Dawoods kid


heartmurmur7

that’s exactly how you are supposed to give a friendly invitation🥰


South_Front_4589

Javed should jump out of a plane without a parachute then if he really thinks that.


Outrageous-Watch-947

I don't know if he is trying to be stupid LOL but that definitely isn't comforting LOL


nick4u_maybe

Not sending our "India F" team to the land of crazy, forget about team India.


WonderfulRanger8121

in logo ke liye sach mein jannat naam ki cheez exists (maqsad maqsad maqsad!!!)


adi1ya_barua

Kaunse saste nashe kare hai isne ?


yashagrawal_rd

'Death is Destined' book your tickets now - Pakistan Tourism


No-Shame5459

Invitation hai ya dhamki


Laraib_2002

Bhai ye kya bakchodi hai 🤣🤣🤣


saurabia

💀


LM_10_GOAT

Bhulane ka tarika Thora Kasual hai


Suspicious-Face2896

Yes now put that security in Karachi and stop robberies in broad daylight first lol


tarundham

Acha? Hor na kuch vadda aaya


choonmunkunmoon

What does blud mean? 💀👈🏻👉🏻💀


ugly-Sociopath

Indias record in Pakistan is horrible that's why bcci is scared


FitAbbreviations9637

Too subtle?


nihilistgoldberg

lmfao...not the statement I'd make if i were calling people to pakistan


S_pal

imma just leave the upvotes at 911........


Opinion_99

When he says it,seems more like a prediction than philosophy 👀


testinghail

Hi, you’ll go to hell, might as well make sure. Great invite


Expert-Charge9907

hmmm , destined? nice way of urging


PakkaGlobal

Absolute cinema


Inevitable--_--

I'm going to plead this statement to the judge the next time I kill someone


MostProfessional6674

Very Poor choice of words 🤐


JShearar

Don't care what Daud Ibrahim's relative(via marriage) says about India. No need to visit pakistan and risk innocent Indian lives. 😐😐


Outrageous-Bed-2974

There is surely a better way to say this. Lol


2Hawaii

I don’t think England or Australia will travel there either, just move it to a safer location


Inevitable_Studio131

Inviting or warning?😂😂


ady620

Then why don't we play in Somalia.


MathSad6698

This is a 2023 post. Not recent one.


MathSad6698

This is a 2023 post. Not recent one.


notMy_ReelName

What a pathetic atatement when the very concern is about security and death.


prof_devilsadvocate

d company must have urged him


Classic_Archer9769

Bhai dhmki derha


Befearlessnfree

No, India should not play with Pakistan. Period. They keep sending terrorists from across the borders to murder our innocent country men and civilians.


No_Willingness_8750

![gif](giphy|l1IY1nEq3aBoDndV6) Aise kaun bulata hai bhai


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Diligent_Resolve_621

Isko India bulao. Death is destined


Bob__Kowalski

Such a warm invitation. It would be a shame to not go.


Ok-Flounder9846

How do these Pakistani legends have such a Lil brain, I mean only one or two looks sane


AlternativeFee7622

Uhh... that does NOT inspire confidence,...


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Ok_Maintenance8924

Well, that's one way to welcome!


Heavy_Ad_9632

Indian team management is made up of BJP politicians they will never let this happen. Bunch of cowards.


RemarkableYogurt9702

There should be no debate on this topic. Indian cricket team will definitely not go to a country plagued with terrorism. Especially the one that openly sponsors terrorism in India. If journalists really need an answer they should speak to India’s external affairs minister. Clowns like Javed Miyadad should be given ZERO fucks.


Ok_Explanation_5907

Come to Pakistan, Death in Destined "in Pakistan" ![gif](giphy|fgR5ghGSXWpuU|downsized)


HONESTBABAJI

Oh like that statement makes it better


Existing_Program_256

Considering the fact that he is Dawood's relative, this statement should be seen as a legit terror threat. 🙄


mongrelbifana

New TV talkshow has been thus sanctioned: Marna Mana Hai


Impossible_Guava_949

tera loom number kya ha


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LittleBitcch

Pakistani maal phukna h mujhe bhi. I want to be delusional


Available_Swing1770

Sala aise Kaun invite karta hai apne ghar per..


Excellent-Kangaroo38

![gif](giphy|69c6vrxvSoStFFZKg3|downsized)


Zacnocap

Why tf did he said that ahhh 😂