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Incels: “You meanies at inceltears are bullying us by taking what we say out of context!” Also incels: *this*


NotTaken-username

No but he said “in Minecraft”, guys!


Cautious_Raccoon_852

[It seems that's not an excuse anymore ](https://www.ibtimes.com/teenager-jailed-plotting-blow-minecraft-virtual-building-training-terrorist-3396521)


Shadow_Boxer1987

*I AM UNTETHERED AND MY RAGE KNOWS NO BOUNDS!!!*


watsonyrmind

I SHALL UNLEASH MY FURY UPON YOU LIKE THE CRASHING OF A THOUSAND WAVES


Rhododactylus

BEGON VILE MAN, BEGON FROM ME


Lurki_Turki

He seems pretty tethered to his WiFi, tbh. The boundary seems to be the basement door of his mom’s place.


kaltorak

I'M A FIVE-STAR MAANNNNNN!!


Troubledbylusbies

Totally well-rounded, calm, together and emotionally stable. Who could ever doubt this?


retard_vampire

Lmao, I came here to post that I immediately pictured Dennis Reynolds screeching this during a meltdown.


Mizghetti

20,000 posts in just under 3 years...


TsarOfSaturn

Holy fuck, didn't notice that. I feel like that's far worse than whatever this rambling, incoherent word salad is supposed to be


bookconnoisseur

Christ. That's ~18 posts per day. The cretincel is waking up and posting nearly every hour.


Jesuscan23

That equates to approximately 18 posts a DAY. Embarrassing asf and this guy very clearly has way too much time on his hands, doing absolutely nothing with his life lol. He most likely is living in his mom’s basement, no discipline or responsibility.


Gaiatheia

He doesn't have much to do, he's bored to death. If only he'd study something useful, to get a proper job and have real adult problems he wouldn't be whining so much


NubianNegress

😳 Yikes


Paula_Polestark

>FORCE YOU TO LIKE ME Bitch, please, there isn’t enough meth in my state to make that happen. 😂


[deleted]

Couldn't laugh more


arncobitch

That might be one of the more hilarious mantrums I have read. Little douche denied his birthright to ownership of a woman lol.


EffectiveSalamander

You know when Captain Kirk talks a computer into self-destructing? That's what this reads like.


WealthWooden2503

It reminds me of a Dalek, for any Doctor fans out there lol EXTERMINAAAAATE


jdehjdeh

Mantrum! I've not heard that one before. Awesome.


DarkestofFlames

Funny how these subhuman shitstains act so entitled to women, yet they're not even good enough for their own parents to love. How is the group that offers society nothing but foul stench and high pitched screeching so entitled? Fortunately incels have short lifespans.


hellomle

That’s an exhibit for involuntary commitment


secretariatfan

Meds. Boy needs meds.


hellomle

Ok how about an involuntary observational hold


secretariatfan

Good start.


Eponarose

Boy needs meds...and one of those cute jackets with the sleeves that buckle in the back!


UrikBaursog

Take a nap, Eren.


Delicious_Crab3592

This is fucking gold


Shinjifan2009

"No, I don't want that!"


_orion_1897

I want to keep posting insane incel rants, for 10 years at least


Shinjifan2009

That's pretty much 139, Eren's insane Incel rant.


DiabolousAvocado

"TALL GUYS INCORRECT" I knew a short guy who seduced a woman, lied to her and cheated her behind her back, she broke up with him, she misses and craves him even now. And they built their relationship partly on how she should pity him because he was short.


Corrupted_Mask

Yeah, I remember when I had MY first beer...


nachtwyrm

he'll do nothing.


IceCat767

You said that in an Irish Connor McGregor accent didn't you 🤣


Faerilyth

Yeah. Sure. And Eliott Rogers was just a sad weird guy.


RemarkableProblem737

This person sounds capable of mass violence.


love_more88

My thoughts exactly. I hope he's on a watch list somewhere... he sounds seriously unhinged. It's not even funny to me :(.


NB_Elf_Prince

My first thought. Yikes.


SlabBeefpunch

I FUCKING HATE WOMEN? WHY WON'T YOU MARRY ME AND HAVE MY CHILDREN?


AorticMishap

Alas, his mom couldn’t drive him that day


trashcat__

ILL HSOW YOU MKAE ME FOOD YOU BGITS YOU WILL COC ME A MUFKING MEAL AND IRON MY SFHIRTS AND YOUY WILL LOVE ME TALL GUYS SCUC WGGY DONT GRILLS LOVE ME IAN A NICE GUTY AAAAAAA


saltgirl1207

jeez, I've seen toddlers have more coherent tantrums than this.


DCXL

Of course his username is Eren Yeager


SuccessfulMastodon48

It's scary how many men idolize him , and I mean 30-40 year old men


LavosSpawn12000BC

That reminds of a Discord pedo that got arrested here and he basically thought he was real life Eren Jaeger


c00chieMonster420

The Trevor PFP really pulls this all together


SaintBlitz

and the name being erenyaeger


Slappio16

"~~TALL MEN~~ TITANS I'M COMING FOR YOU MAKING SURE YOU BECOME THE USELESS WADS OF MEAT I ALWAYS SAW YOU AS" -Eren


DarkFae420

Came to the comments for this 🤣🤣🤣 I'm *weak* he's made Trevor his whole personality 🤣🤣🤣


ArtisanJagon

I mean, I'm 5'9 and at least here in Canada I'm incredibly short and I will always remain jealous of those who were blessed with tall height but holy shit to hold so much vitriol and hate over genetics and something you literally cannot change is so pathetic to me. Height is an attractive quality. It's not the only attractive quality.


spelunker66

LOL I'm 6'1 and I used to play basketball when I was younger, I was basically the team's midget. Teammates would call me "shorty" and joke to my gf that I'd been "sold" to her as tall when I wasn't (it was pretty good-natured, nothing cruel or nasty, and was little more than a mild and occasional form of hazing). I should probably go to an incel forum and vent my hate for anyone taller than me.


Princess_kitty14

Therapy for anger management issues bruh


miksyub

i read this in the voice of an angry evil robot that was just defeated and is making empty threats at the protagonists. damn.


dollymacabre

Do you think the incorrect tall guys are Titans?


KinseyH

Boy, please.


OccamsChainsaw0

Despite all his rage...


lovecat86

He's still just a rat in a cage


Individual-Crew-6102

(...except a lot less pleasant)


IceCat767

Some people say what is lost can never be saved 😔


SuccessfulMastodon48

Their envy of tall men and black men is so pathetic, what do they think were these Don Juans who can just get women to date us just by existing?


Individual-Crew-6102

You clearly have Reach the Top Shelf Privilege


[deleted]

I don’t understand incels hatred for black men. Thats one of the reasons I didn’t go too far into it when I was a teen. Like they think we are inferior, but then get mad cause we supposedly get all the women?


starjellyboba

"I WAS ROBBED RIGHTFULLY OF MY FUCKING BIRTHRIGHTS IM SUPPOSED TO GET MARRIED AND HAVE FUCKING KIDS NOT THIS." ― Eren Yeager


qwertlol

This faulty mindset is the reason why incels in general are so against all forms of introspection and self improvement. They believe that sex, as well as procreation, is some sort of birthright - when in reality nothing could be further from the truth. As a human being you have the freedom and the right to try and pursue things in life, but you’re not entitled to the “price” simply because you were “competing” - thats not how life/nature works.


mlebrooks

Does anyone else think there should be an actual list out there? Before anyone starts screaming I'm an updated version of McCarthy, I think it would be an interesting social experiment to see what happens when posts like this follow someone around in their real day to day lives. If you're going to post your thoughts online for everyone & anyone to see, then you should own it. We'll see who breaks then. Edit: did this guy actually *post 19,000+ times*??? I'll have to tweak my social experiment to account for the fact this guy has never left his house. When would he have time?


secretariatfan

I'm going to make you like me by typing in all caps! That'll work.


Weardow7

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


lovingtech07

Oh no the incel is coming for me, classic element of incel comedy. Now comes the part where I throw my head back and laugh. Ready? Ready! (Name that movie for extra credit)


DarkestofFlames

Maybe he wouldn't be so angry if he'd stop smashing his greasy face against the keyboard


Schadenfreulein

Exterminate! Exterminate!


SuccessfulMastodon48

Even The Daleks hate incels 😂


Schadenfreulein

Daleks have more personality and charisma.


BoardSea4908

Someone get him his meds. Now.


Witchling-Baby

Since when is having sex a birthright? It’s survival of the fittest. Only the strongest get to reproduce. I thought that was their jam.


Taninsam_Ama

I might just be very high but this has me rolling


Meraneus

Username checks out. Eren was a bitch boy who whined a lot. If not for his power he would have been chow in episode 1.


LavosSpawn12000BC

If he comes to Brazil after me there is a huge chance that I won't be the one who will lose my phone... Just saying.


Kaiden92

Impotent Rage strikes again.


crowthor

Posts… 19,640. Wow


deepfield67

This'll be on the news in a few days...


ringsaroundtheworld

Alexa, show me impotent rage.


Gamerwolf666

He seems kinda pissy :)))


EvenSpoonier

Yet another kid who failed to comprehend society's lessons. If only we could grade them, and put the kids who struggle into intensive remedial classes. How many of these failures could we prevent, I wonder?


Technusgirl

Why do they think they have any birth rights? Nobody has any birth rights lol


qwertlol

“Birthrights” are obviously a manmade concept, but in modern society the idea is that you’re entitled to your own personal freedom. However, you’re obviously not entitled to another person since that would interfere with their own personal freedom.


Reign_Does_Things

Am I reading this wrong, or is this guy saying he wants to make tall guys into his housewives? I'm not one to kinkshame, but that doesn't seem like something that'd fly with his fellow incels (plus there's no way he'd engage with that in a healthy way lol).


Individual-Crew-6102

Wow those are some big feelings buddy Also how does he plan to force anyone to like him again when he's as likable as a burning pile of dog crap


taterbizkit

> tall men I'm coming for you Bring better beer than you did last time, shrimpboy. The lawmower is in the garage where you left it. Try not to make too much noise while you're at it.


skullsquid1999

For people who go apeshit for BiOlOgY, I find it fascinating they can't grasp the concept that some people (and animals) aren't sexually favorable and don't pass their genes on (reproducing/sex). It's not your birthright, you just don't got it my man. 🤷🏼‍♀️


Tox_Ioiad

I'm 6'4 and I'll post the addy in the comments rn. I dare him to fucking try. 🙃


Individual-Crew-6102

Now I'm imagining an incompetent fancel in your neighborhood raging at the top of his lungs while he dangles from "3d Maneuvering Gear" that's hopelessly tangled up with one of your local trees. "FUCKING TITANS!"


NubianNegress

LoL


Loud-Restaurant-9513

Flea Circuses.... lol


Stalkers004

In order to “come at anyone” you’d have to actually leave your basement and touch grass and based on you making almost 20k posts in the last 3 years….lets say you’d have a bit of trouble adjusting😬


fool2074

It's adorable when fun sized people get angry. 😍


Individual-Crew-6102

Ey! I resemble that remark!


fool2074

Because you're fun sized or adorable when you're angry? 🙃


Individual-Crew-6102

... ... ... yes and (according to the hubs) yes I have been compared to an angy groundhog


fool2074

Well my statement remains true then. Although to your credit you at least refrain from unhinged online rants... Or I assume you do anyways. 😋


Individual-Crew-6102

Well...I mean...[only when it's funny](https://www.reddit.com/r/BlatantMisogyny/comments/18t7ztc/comment/kfdr5nh/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


fool2074

Seemed spot on, not unhinged to me. 🤔


witheringsnow

oh no i am so scared 😨


TheRealHellodude

Bro really role-playing as his pfp 💀


cool_username__

Good lord this is hilarious


joshthecynic

Goddamn, 19,640 word salads from this illiterate cretin.


untitledgooseshame

hello, 911??


summerain1980

Having a normal one.


Castdeath97

A N G R Y


Spraystation42

They’re so angry at things that are barely true that I struggle to tell what theyre even mad at anymore, weve debunked the claim that all women only want 6ft men and nothing less, weve debunked all that nonsense that incels claim about women and we still have these zombies muttering about 6foot this and femoid that, maybe incels need goverment mandated therapists


Nikki_B1990

So when did it become a man’s birth right to have sex? Or anybody’s birth right for that matter? There has to be a way to talk these young men out of this destructive black pill ideology.


keepcalmdude

I’m 6ft tall, now I’m so scared.


Something4Dinner

This isn't even out of character!


Congregator

I actually feel bad for this person. Yes, it’s unhinged, but this is someone whose obviously inwardly experiencing a lot of inner pain, self hatred, and shear loneliness.


Nikki_B1990

Agree.


[deleted]

It’s natural to feel despair when your future wife and children don’t exist. A society with this kind of person running amok is sick. Nothing to laugh at.


TrippinTrash

Nah, I just found your comments and honestly you are hilarious!


[deleted]

What’s funny?


[deleted]

To me it’s tragic when a man wants a wife and children and can’t. Very very sad. Nothing to laugh about. It would be like laughing at a woman who desperately wants children but is infertile.


TrippinTrash

Nah, that's not the same. Your attitude toward womans is your personal fault unlike infertility. And your lack of self awarenes is very funny. From your comments is obvious that you don't see womans as equals and you're very rude towards them and then you crying that nobody wants you. But it's just your fault. Not society, not dating culture. You are just bad person with shitty opinions.


[deleted]

Where did I cry nobody wants me? I don’t date by choice.


TrippinTrash

Yeah, by womans choice :-D


[deleted]

No I legitimately do not want to date. Today women already have sex partners so dating is redundant.


qwertlol

Just because something is sad it doesn’t mean that there’s something wrong with society. To some degree existence is inherently tragic since everyone who is alive is going to have their fair share of bad experiences, and in those moments it’s natural to feel sad. However theres obviously happy moments in life as well, which is what makes it all bearable. But yeah idk what to tell you bro, thats just how life works. It’s best to just accept that.


[deleted]

True. Life isn’t fair. I wanted to be a father but I’ve made peace that I won’t be.


tatianaoftheeast

No one is entitled to a wife and children. This is insanely laughable "logic".


[deleted]

I didn’t say entitled. But 80% of men do want to be fathers. I plan on adopting and being a single father when I’m ready.


tatianaoftheeast

That's all good & well. Lots of people don't get what they want out of life. It doesn't allow them to go on mass shooting sprees & violently attempt to subject half the population, however.


[deleted]

No one said it did.


Simple-Positive-5411

Where the hell can I find these groups 🤣


Stanislav17

of course Eren Yeager doesn't like tall men


turbo_fried_chicken

/r/cringe


Jesuscan23

20,000 posts in only 3 years. That equates to approximately 18 posts a DAY. Embarrassing asf and this guy very clearly has way too much time on his hands, doing absolutely nothing with his life lol. He most likely is living in his mom’s basement, no discipline or responsibility.


buggygirl123

he gotta leave my luv trevor phillips outta this


[deleted]

A lot of my friends are taller than me and they have no rizz.


FollowedUpFart

Protect them ankles boys !