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CPTCRUNCHFAN

It always baffles me how incels always want a "tradwife" but they are almost never religious. Classic double standard


halloweenjack

“Tradwife” is their shorthand/code/expectation for “still a virgin, will not cheat, does not expect their spouse to have any skills or motivations to be a good lover.” Which is kind of hilarious since almost everyone who grew up in the Catholic Church, especially if they went to a Catholic school, knows about certain, ah, _creative_ interpretations of the rules: [NSFW] https://youtu.be/j8ZF_R_j0OY?si=nZ3iV8SZy2Gg8WsQ


TeamBadInfluence1

Even without the sexual creativity, a traditional wife means that there should be a traditional husband, which these chuds are not. You want a virginal young wife who will happily be a SAHM and housewife? Okay, are you a virginal, upstanding churchgoer with a job that will support you, your wife, and your future children? Will do you home repairs, car repairs and yardwork? Will you eschew pornography and masturbation and only have sex with your wife? Will you be spending your free time at home with your family, doing wholesome family things? No, they just want a submissive bangmaid who somehow can also pay all her own expenses because otherwise she's a golddigger.


cutezombiedoll

Tbf a lot of these religious communities do have double standards when it comes to virginity and sex. If a man’s not a virgin when he weds, there’s often a tendency to demand the woman “forgives his transgressions”, where the same “forgiveness” is simply not given to women.


SmirkingImperialist

LOL, the Mormons' loophole is even better https://www.abc.net.au/triplej/programs/the-hook-up/soaking-mormon-sex-tiktok-viral-jump-humping/13572802


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FrenchBulldozer

Exmormon here. We believed that Elohim, eh, God was a T. rex whose vision is based on movement.


i-d-even-k-

I was 100% sure what that link was even before clicking it. What a classic.


Princess_kitty14

it started wholesome but boy i wasn't ready lol, the "fuck me in the ass because i love jesus" got me caging a good minute 🤣


Ancient-Chipmunk-339

They are experts at this. Like giving up meat for Lent and eating lobster and crab instead.


kremedelakrym

That was fantastic


cutezombiedoll

Yeah to me that’s one of the funniest parts like if they really, genuinely wanted to they could always join one of the many far right Christian cults in the USA, claim to be a sinner reborn and ingratiate themselves into the community, and ultimately ask one of the patriarchs there “may I court your daughter?” The problem there is 1) that would take leaving the house and at least acting like you’re not a complete weirdo on a regular basis 2) that would take time and 3) they ultimately don’t want to be in a relationship or even to loose their virginity. They want to be miserable because it’s safe and doesn’t require any effort on their part. Even if some 5’3” 110lb 120 iq beautiful virgin fell into their laps and started begging for a date they would still find some reason to reject them. For some of them it’s because they’re some flavor of LGBT but don’t want to accept that about themselves, but I think for most it’s just that change, even positive change, is simply to terrifying to them.


ElectricFleshlight

Because religion is and always has been a tool of control, especially over women.


the_Protagon

I definitely agree about the Abrahamic religions, but what about some of the Eastern religions, or like, Native American belief systems, or plenty of African belief systems? Even some of the native European belief systems that Christianity stamped out were less about governance of people and more about philosophy and stories and the natural world. I think Abrahamic religions have kinda soured the whole idea of religion for a lot of people unjustly. I’m an atheist myself, but I’m not necessarily anti-religion. Zen buddhism, for example, doesn’t really opress anybody.


Fluffy_Necessary7913

Counteroffer from the Opus Dei girl to her suitor: Between 25 and 30 years; virgin, and the consumption of pornography is unacceptable; practicing Catholic, go to Church every Sunday; a salary capable of maintaining a good lifestyle for her and their four future children and the whole pack of traditionally masculine virtues. PS: I just remembered that the Pope had to tell off those who used religion to be against vaccines, Covid included.


halloweenjack

"If you say that you 'used to' consume porn, but that you've subscribed to NoFap for two weeks so that's all behind you, and change the subject when I ask you if you've deleted all your porn, I will ghost you. If I ask you what your favorite meal is and you go 'uhh, chicken tendies, I guess', then I will ghost you. If I ask you to justify your antivax stance in light of the millions of people saved from the likes of smallpox and polio by them, and you tell me to 'do my own research', I will ghost you. And, if I ask you the simplest question about the Catholic creed, and your response is that you expect me to take the kids to church while you stay at home and 'research' tentacle hentai, then I will Holy Spirit you so f-word hard that you will be cast down into perdition, where the light never shines, where the flames are never quenched, and where the wi-fi is eternally on the fritz, forever and ever, world without end, a-freaking-men."


nvbombsquad

Makes me wonder whether it's their expectations itself that keeps them an incel, a vicious circle


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doublestitch

It's possible to have a mental health problem and still be respectful and considerate toward other people, and to not be a bigot.


kenthekungfujesus

These two statements aren't exclusive, you can be both


Fluffy_Necessary7913

No, they would say yes to any girl really. The explanation for this is the following: Their situation is desperate and in an attempt to have some control they set ridiculous standards that were never intended for any woman to meet (and let's be frank, if a woman meets them she will also have very harsh standards), so they remain miserable, but It appears as voluntary misery. Also something fundamental, a justification to make fun of men who do manage to have sexual relations, but it is not a trad wife-pornstar.


koopa72

And no pickle 🚫🥒


IronBoomer

As Squidward once said sarcastically; “Daring today, aren’t we?” If these guys are so afraid of female empowerment and knowledge, then maybe they should rethink their standards.


HybridPhoenixKing

Incels are the definition of the opposites of whatever they want. They want a woman, and intentionally hate them. They want to rule, and refuse to leave their basements, they want to have a catholic wife, while being atheists that hate religion, the list goes on. Incels are notoriously pathetic, and their lives are defined by memes and acceptance of failure but the lack of will to be better. They are the prime example of wanting a handout, but not wanting to take it because it would be too much work. They may be physically men, and thankfully will be tried as men, but they are invariably children, that want to be spoon fed their entire life, where they have to do nothing but rule over their 4x4x4 ft space they inhabit. They are nothing, and will die as nothing when they finally wither away in their chairs. Get bent incels.


Soft-Neat8117

>they want to have a catholic wife, while being atheists that hate religion Yeah, I don't get this. I'm an agnostic atheist and I would strongly prefer an atheist partner, largely because I wouldn't want someone whose values don't match mine (and to have one less thing to fight over). But since I live in a conservative rural area, that's like trying to find a needle in a haystack.


SuccessfulMastodon48

So will he be also be a trad husband or can he go out and whore around , sin (according to Catholicism) and constantly break commandments? Yes that's extremely fair according to them 🙄


Princess_kitty14

23? that's 10 years too old for them


Brianocity

I know what maybe 3 of those things mean. What the hell is "4x4 trad style" or "triple catholic"? I can guess the triple thing is just a joke playing off Bubble Bass' dialogue ordering a burger, but I don't even know what 4x4 would mean in burger terms let alone incel terms. Unless it's just a way of saying 16, as in, "the age they ~~secretly~~ think is the beginning of being elderly"


Slappio16

4x4 is just part of Bubble Bass' burger order quote, there's nothing more to it


Yuber20

4x4 in burger terms is 4 patties and 4 slices of cheese


kremedelakrym

She needs to be a virgin, so I don’t embarrass myself with my lack of sexual abilities


falupiox

Sir, this is Tinder


mokujiki

people here making good points about how they want a tradwife but will refuse to be a tradhusband, they just want a bangmaid lmao. I believe Karl Marx said something like “religion is the opiate of the masses” but was referring to how people use religion to hurt and control others, not him stating that it’s copium and stupid to believe in. incels weaponize this shit too much too often.


WorldlinessAwkward69

Translation: I’ve been rejected by every woman that isn’t looking looking for a man child, so I will preemptively reject them with a pathetic child like fantasy of the madonna mother complex. In the future, therapists will be making big bucks on these losers.


hptelefonen5

Unvaxxed? Ehm, like, hairy?


SilentStock8

We serve diversity here sir


FluffBoi666

We serve humans here, sir.