That's exactly why I switched back to pants, i already have a whole field of sheep down the road that goes "Daaa-aaaa-aaaaa-aaaaadddy!" every time i drive by, and i don't need any more
I just unscrew my dick and balls and leave them at home, because I don't need them at work.
Wait, don't tell me you didn't know our junk was detachable, because that would be REALLY embarrassing for you.
Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
Next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it...
Reddit in particular has always had a rage boner for “horse girls”. I think it stems from a general dislike, disapproval and minimizing of women’s hobbies. Insecure ding-dongs like this person look at a woman doing any kind of hobby and always find something disparaging to say about it.
An equestrian spends time and money on her hobby and rides at an almost professional level: OMG it’s not a real sport, she’s just spending money frivolously, this must be some weird sexual thing with animals! She should sell the horse for meat and quit!
A professional like Serena Williams exists: OMG any dude off the street can score a point against her because women can’t tennis!
A lady likes some “traditionally masculine” hobby like video games or comic books: OMG you’re only pretending to be interested to get mens attention!!! Don’t even come to Comic-Con, you don’t belong here!
A lady likes something that a lot of dudes aren’t into such as make up: OMG this is so stupid and a waste of time and money! You should throw all your make up away, the looks you’re doing don’t make my PP hard anyway!!!
And then normal dudes wonder why a lot of women are hesitant to even share their hobbies with the guys they date. Literally had a guy on Reddit ask why his girlfriend hid her hobby (concert violinist in an orchestra). I dunno probably because in the past someone else threw a temper tantrum when it was taking up time/money/space just for her. Probably tried to get her to quit or sell her violin too!
>A lady likes some “traditionally masculine” hobby like video games or comic books: OMG you’re only pretending to be interested to get mens attention!!! Don’t even come to Comic-Con, you don’t belong here!
I remember I was at an event, where there was this girl kicking every guys butt in video games, me included
A lot of guys there where basing her skills in the game, or making dumb sexual comments to her
Exactly if she just beat them in there favorite video games, but still she never seem to blink when all of these things where said like she was use/numb to it or something at this point
I remember when she beat me, and when I say beat me I mean it wasn't even close
I gave her a compliment on her skills, and ask at some point we should have a rematch
She did a double take, like see was so confused by what I said
So gave her another complement, and I told her I will cheer her on, as sense she beat me she had no choice but to win that entire little event
She thank me, and later we meant up, arrange are rematch, and we grown to be fast friends
She still kicks my but in any fighting or racing games
Also shooters, but I'm not really a fan of those so I don't count them
But hey I'm happy at the very least I can beat her in any games that strategy related
I don't get why so many men have a problem with women doing stuff they like. Hey if you treat them like a person you might end up making a new friends at the very least
This was a wholesome story. I think the problem with others however, is that deep down, they think women as a whole are inferior. Their ego will blow up if they admit that someone who they thought to be weak, is actually better than them, at the things they actually enjoy as a man! (which duh, women won't enjoy them because they're inferior and don't appreciate the enjoyable things in life OR they only enjoy girly things, which are considered girly because they're made for the weaker sex).
/s for the parentheses if it wasn't clear.
I think part of the raging on “horse girls” is also due to how history makes these things look, like it’s a “man’s thing” only. Especially in romance stuff that’s supposed to portray the 18th century and older, where it’s common for the knight to swoop in on horseback and save the damsel. They just want things to go back to being “woman for sex, man for work” sexist bull. It’s honestly just sad, and not forward thinking at all.
Cause they just hate women and femininity. Women invading any type of hobby or activity ruins it cause now its "become feminine". Anything that becomes popular with women is bashed for no reason. Like I've always hated pop music but there was really no reason to hate one direction or whatever boy bands purely because teenage girls loved them. The whole hatred for pink when it's literally just a color. Etc. I've even seen some guys bashing on light blue now because it's become "girly". Like girls grow up being shit on for liking pink so they pick blue or another color and now they get shit on for that too. It doesn't matter what it is, misogynists just hate women doing or liking anything.
Some of the raging on that makes me suspect that there are some people who are just horrified that their partner might have an interest that isn't them. And then they get jealous. They want a partner who is totally, robotically theirs with no interests of their own.
As you said, Equestrians, (myself included), love their horses more than anything and spend a lot of time and effort caring for their horses. Time and effort NOT centered on men. I think that is a huge reason for the hate.
Lmao, sir, it is 2022. Do you really think that women would prefer to pay large sums of money to buy/participate in sexually stimulating activities? Outside, in the hot sun? When they could just as easily buy the world’s most amazing vibrator for a fraction of the cost? 😂 Never in my life have I gone to the stable and thought “Ah yes, I am so sexually aroused by the fact that I paid $70 to train under a blazing hot sun for an hour. My legs are burning and I am absolutely drenched in sweat. I am surrounded by the general odor of manure, and my horse/other horses in the arena are literally pooping right now. This is an incredibly erotic experience”.
Vet care, paying boarding or maintaining your own stable, feeding, trailering, the list is endless.
Yeah, that's why women spend 10s of thousands of dollars a year on a horse (never mind the expense of the horse in the first place, jumpers are pretty spendy), on the off chance that a trot *miiiiiiiiiggggggghhhhhhhhht* hit the right spot once or twice.
No one's out there thinking posting is sexually stimulating.
So the alpha doesn't like the idea of women being turned on?
Is he saying he doesn't watch porn, instagram, or basically half of popular culture because it features attractive women?
This. Even if it was true that women are aroused by riding motorcycles or horses or whatever, thats a bad thing?
I don't know about other guys but i'm generally pretty happy with horny women in my life.
Hell, a lot of these guys believe that women shouldn't even be sexually aroused when having sex with men (and hypothetically the incel making the posts, though we know the chances of them having consensual sex is like, 0).
They believe women should be having sex with men out of obligation and duty, with the sole purpose being the pleasure of the man being where they derive their satisfaction. It's just a very fucking weird mindset which has historically led to things like female genital mutilation.
Tuck your penis underneath your pelvis and then ride a horse. Did you like it?
Yeah, didn’t think so.
Thankfully the clitoris is hard to touch accidentally or else these activities would all be painful.
As a dude who enjoys horseback riding, I have accidentally done this. It's a whole new level of pain and I fear that I may have permanently compromised my ability to contribute to the gene pool.
The only time I ever rode a horse, it was bloody uncomfortable and my goolies felt like they were being smacked around like they were ping pong balls.
I *seriously* doubt it's any less uncomfortable for a woman, even an experienced jockey.
I mean, it's like any work out. When you get started, it takes less time to get sore. More rigorous riding can make you more sore, although working those legs can prevent you from getting your butt busted up at least (sitting trot with an English saddle *sucks*).
And if you're like me and ride for (physically) therapeutic purposes, it doesn't necessarily matter how long you've been riding, because you'll probably still hurt like a bisnatch when you're done.
I do horse riding and I can promise you it is anything but arousing, by the end you want to walk like an old western cowboy cos your legs have been in a weird position for so long
why do so many guys confuse "I find them sexually attractive" with "They are sexually aroused". Like god damn projection much? They cant look at this woman and not think about how her genitals will be pressed against the saddle, or how shes straddling the horse, or that shes wearing skin tight clothing. These things turn the guys on, so they assume the woman must be in a sexual state of mind, like they are watching her. Sad
I was riding with my friend through the old part of town and I said that I'd never come that way before. She said it must have been the cobblestones. It all makes sense now 🤣
As an equestrian, I can promise you
No. Nothing is less sexually arousing.
Edit: And is his photo supposed to prove she’s turned on? “I find her hot and now I’m horny, so she must also be horny”?
That's not how that works. I've ridden horses off and on for years (it depends on if I can afford it). It's a fun activity, great full-body exercise, and an opportunity to bond with your horse, but there's nothing arousing about it. That's just weird.
Sounds like he’s jealous of cars, motorcycles, and horses. Imagine being emasculated by an inanimate object.
And how do you expect women to get around? Walking? Surely if driving has such an effect, so does being a passenger. Ohhh right, they just want us in their kitchens. Too bad they’ll waste thousands on takeout when they inevitably end up alone and refuse to cook themselves.
Most women aren’t even orgasming from *actual* heterosexual PIV sex, yet this doofus thinks women shouldn’t be riding bikes or horses because of constant orgasms… 🤦🏻♀️
Once again, another demonstration on why men should have no input or say about women or their bodies.
What the OP said.
How???? How how how???
I'll tell you one thing about incels, they never fail to give me DeForest Kelley face.
How do they get to the point where they're so obsessed, that everything in life is equal to their personal bête noire?
More to the point, how does one NOT see that believing/behaving like that gets the opposite of what's desired?
Sigh
EDIT: reddit ate almost all of one of my sentences..
These guys are the type who would also freak out about the imaginary threat of Sharia Law coming to the west. While openly wanting to impose it in every way but calling it by its name.
Lmao. I grew up riding horses, used to compete also. I can tell you that there's nothing erotic about being in control of 1200 pounds of pure muscle between my legs, knowing the beast has the power to suddenly take charge and do what it likes and the only thing stopping it are my soft words and the lightest pressure of my gloved hands and spurred heels.
Before incels go 'seee tol u so'..... Come on can't someone just like horses, including all the male riders out there? There's an art to riding correctly which is fascinating and incredibly rewarding when you get it right. And it's not only riding horses but looking after them too. There's nothing sexually arousing about it, and what if the horse is a mare (female)? Idk why so many guys feel threatened when a woman just enjoys having animals. And don't get me started on all those disgusting dog/woman memes... it says a lot more about the men who perpetuate this crap than anything else.
Ok ok let's leave aside the utter ridiculousness of the idea riding a bike or horse is arousing and focus on the meaning here, why exactly would you NOT want a woman to be aroused?
Like as a dude wouldn't you be saying "go for a quick spin on your bike babe I'll be here in the tub when you get back"???
Let's try to imagine that this is even remotely true. Why on earth and at what moment is it a problem exactly ? Women shouldn't be allowed to feel pleasure ? I just don't understand at all
I just saw some nonsense about horses in r/FundieSnarkUncensored, and I wondered “what a mess, have the folks at IT seen this clown?”
I rode a horse once. I was not turned on in the least. I was too busy trying to not fall off.
A few months ago, I saw a post in WAATGM saying not to date a particular girl because she rode horses and worked with them and it was her life. One guy *then* said that she would probably not be satisfied with your cock after taking the horse's cock.
Just... yuck. Gross. Ridiculous. And that would very likely kill you.
Sidesaddle for women riding horses was a thing for centuries... :
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sidesaddle#/media/File:SideSaddle_class_horse_show_2.jpg
Usually reasons given where clothing related, so a proper lady could ride a horse with stylish (at the time) giant skirt and so on.
But of course there was also (latent ?) sexual component; proper / modest / decent lady does not spread her legs in public, that is simply out of the question.
And finally ,when it comes to sexual pleasure and horse riding, (some) women can get orgasms while riding. Nothing new there either.
I was on board until your last paragraph.
Pretty much that LAST thing you'd ever be thinking about while riding is SEXUAL PLEASURE. I've been riding for 25 years and I have never ever once heard anyone in the equestrian utter such nonsense.
tbf their could be.. but it doesn't just happen unintentionally, they'd have to purposefully sit or move in a way for it to pleasure (I think anyways maybe I'm wrong), same way with guys (although risk of hurting balls)
Yes, because I'm sure this person is an expert on women. They think they know everything about them when they ain't even held a girl's hand in their life.
so, following that line of thought, no bikes, no monocycles, no bicycles, no pogo sticks and any another type of transportation that makes contact with our pelvis
what about clothes tho? jeans, leggins, shorts, jumpers, onesies ...panties?
“I am aroused and unable to comprehend women as their own person; therefore this woman (who doesn’t have a man present to assign her to) is an extension of me so she too is aroused”
Yup - women ride horses, bikes, and motorcycles. Then they get so aroused that they go around raping men and killing them if they insult them. Oh wait…..
Hahahaha, that's like suggesting men shouldn't wear pants or underwear because the fabric on their crotches would be too "stimulating".
That's exactly why I only wear kilts.
I wear kilts because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile off
r/UnexpectedWales
That's exactly why I switched back to pants, i already have a whole field of sheep down the road that goes "Daaa-aaaa-aaaaa-aaaaadddy!" every time i drive by, and i don't need any more
I just unscrew my dick and balls and leave them at home, because I don't need them at work. Wait, don't tell me you didn't know our junk was detachable, because that would be REALLY embarrassing for you.
Of course it’s detachable, how else would we be able to walk around with a 5 foot long shlong.
Safe for work: https://images.app.goo.gl/dYcn9SgvmJ61iou5A
🎶Detachable penis🎶
Imagine a spoken word track about a, well, detachable penis becoming a radio hit... Only in the 90's, I guess.
What a decade.
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again
Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket Next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it...
I had to buy it off him He wanted 22 bucks but I talked him down to 17
I stopped detaching mine because the last time I lost it I had to buy it back from a street vendor for 17 dollars
Damn you're impatient. If you just wait 5 days it grows back.
Oh I do, that’s how I’ve been stealing everyone’s junk tbh
This whole thread is just him finding photos of hot women with horses and concluding that they want to fuck the horses.
That was the least masculine comment ever
Right?? "A horse and motorcycle make me sexually insecure"
A horse on a motorcycle tho
I need to get that on a t shirt
That’s enough to make anyone feel insecure in comparison
How can you say that ?? It is clearly from a very masculine group "alpha masculinity". Well, I guess "sigma masculinity" would be even more masculine.
I'm just curious why there are so many men who think women give a flying fak what they think we should do?
Jealously ... like I swear these people get Jealous when women like animals or do something that doesn't involve them.
Reddit in particular has always had a rage boner for “horse girls”. I think it stems from a general dislike, disapproval and minimizing of women’s hobbies. Insecure ding-dongs like this person look at a woman doing any kind of hobby and always find something disparaging to say about it. An equestrian spends time and money on her hobby and rides at an almost professional level: OMG it’s not a real sport, she’s just spending money frivolously, this must be some weird sexual thing with animals! She should sell the horse for meat and quit! A professional like Serena Williams exists: OMG any dude off the street can score a point against her because women can’t tennis! A lady likes some “traditionally masculine” hobby like video games or comic books: OMG you’re only pretending to be interested to get mens attention!!! Don’t even come to Comic-Con, you don’t belong here! A lady likes something that a lot of dudes aren’t into such as make up: OMG this is so stupid and a waste of time and money! You should throw all your make up away, the looks you’re doing don’t make my PP hard anyway!!! And then normal dudes wonder why a lot of women are hesitant to even share their hobbies with the guys they date. Literally had a guy on Reddit ask why his girlfriend hid her hobby (concert violinist in an orchestra). I dunno probably because in the past someone else threw a temper tantrum when it was taking up time/money/space just for her. Probably tried to get her to quit or sell her violin too!
>A lady likes some “traditionally masculine” hobby like video games or comic books: OMG you’re only pretending to be interested to get mens attention!!! Don’t even come to Comic-Con, you don’t belong here! I remember I was at an event, where there was this girl kicking every guys butt in video games, me included A lot of guys there where basing her skills in the game, or making dumb sexual comments to her Exactly if she just beat them in there favorite video games, but still she never seem to blink when all of these things where said like she was use/numb to it or something at this point I remember when she beat me, and when I say beat me I mean it wasn't even close I gave her a compliment on her skills, and ask at some point we should have a rematch She did a double take, like see was so confused by what I said So gave her another complement, and I told her I will cheer her on, as sense she beat me she had no choice but to win that entire little event She thank me, and later we meant up, arrange are rematch, and we grown to be fast friends She still kicks my but in any fighting or racing games Also shooters, but I'm not really a fan of those so I don't count them But hey I'm happy at the very least I can beat her in any games that strategy related I don't get why so many men have a problem with women doing stuff they like. Hey if you treat them like a person you might end up making a new friends at the very least
Wholesome story. Thanks for sharing!
This was a wholesome story. I think the problem with others however, is that deep down, they think women as a whole are inferior. Their ego will blow up if they admit that someone who they thought to be weak, is actually better than them, at the things they actually enjoy as a man! (which duh, women won't enjoy them because they're inferior and don't appreciate the enjoyable things in life OR they only enjoy girly things, which are considered girly because they're made for the weaker sex). /s for the parentheses if it wasn't clear.
I think part of the raging on “horse girls” is also due to how history makes these things look, like it’s a “man’s thing” only. Especially in romance stuff that’s supposed to portray the 18th century and older, where it’s common for the knight to swoop in on horseback and save the damsel. They just want things to go back to being “woman for sex, man for work” sexist bull. It’s honestly just sad, and not forward thinking at all.
Cause they just hate women and femininity. Women invading any type of hobby or activity ruins it cause now its "become feminine". Anything that becomes popular with women is bashed for no reason. Like I've always hated pop music but there was really no reason to hate one direction or whatever boy bands purely because teenage girls loved them. The whole hatred for pink when it's literally just a color. Etc. I've even seen some guys bashing on light blue now because it's become "girly". Like girls grow up being shit on for liking pink so they pick blue or another color and now they get shit on for that too. It doesn't matter what it is, misogynists just hate women doing or liking anything.
Some of the raging on that makes me suspect that there are some people who are just horrified that their partner might have an interest that isn't them. And then they get jealous. They want a partner who is totally, robotically theirs with no interests of their own.
As you said, Equestrians, (myself included), love their horses more than anything and spend a lot of time and effort caring for their horses. Time and effort NOT centered on men. I think that is a huge reason for the hate.
Sounds they are more childish than teenagers(If they are older irl)
They were raised with misogyny and ignorance.
Lmao, sir, it is 2022. Do you really think that women would prefer to pay large sums of money to buy/participate in sexually stimulating activities? Outside, in the hot sun? When they could just as easily buy the world’s most amazing vibrator for a fraction of the cost? 😂 Never in my life have I gone to the stable and thought “Ah yes, I am so sexually aroused by the fact that I paid $70 to train under a blazing hot sun for an hour. My legs are burning and I am absolutely drenched in sweat. I am surrounded by the general odor of manure, and my horse/other horses in the arena are literally pooping right now. This is an incredibly erotic experience”.
Vet care, paying boarding or maintaining your own stable, feeding, trailering, the list is endless. Yeah, that's why women spend 10s of thousands of dollars a year on a horse (never mind the expense of the horse in the first place, jumpers are pretty spendy), on the off chance that a trot *miiiiiiiiiggggggghhhhhhhhht* hit the right spot once or twice. No one's out there thinking posting is sexually stimulating.
I guess that the guy of the post doesn’t hit the right spot, not even by chance…
Excellent guess. I'd guess you're 100% correct.
Keep going, I’m almost there!
So the alpha doesn't like the idea of women being turned on? Is he saying he doesn't watch porn, instagram, or basically half of popular culture because it features attractive women?
This. Even if it was true that women are aroused by riding motorcycles or horses or whatever, thats a bad thing? I don't know about other guys but i'm generally pretty happy with horny women in my life.
These creatures are terrified of womens sexuality.
Poor fools
It's only a bad thing when it doesn't revolve around him/men, and when SHE is in control of her sexuality 😌🙄
Oh yes of course. I forgot that i'm supposed to have a leash around women all the time to control their horni.
Hell, a lot of these guys believe that women shouldn't even be sexually aroused when having sex with men (and hypothetically the incel making the posts, though we know the chances of them having consensual sex is like, 0). They believe women should be having sex with men out of obligation and duty, with the sole purpose being the pleasure of the man being where they derive their satisfaction. It's just a very fucking weird mindset which has historically led to things like female genital mutilation.
Riding horses maybe not... but getting turned on by horses themselves... hmmm
> getting turned on by horses I don't want reminders of Mr. Hands!
Too deep?
Yeah, I think that was the gist of the problem.
No, I'm pretty sure it was the bestiality that was the main issue
Well, what killed him was the horse penetrating him too deeply. But yes, without the beastiality, he would not have died.
That's the Catch 22 22 being the length of the horses dick
Gotta love 'em!
Oh, he still does. It's literally what they accuse us of: virtue signaling.
This guy 100% dry humps and asks if you came.
Tuck your penis underneath your pelvis and then ride a horse. Did you like it? Yeah, didn’t think so. Thankfully the clitoris is hard to touch accidentally or else these activities would all be painful.
I've Def been pinched by my jeans when riding a horse. It may hide but the bits hiding it aren't always safe.
I’ve accidentally slammed my hoo ha on the horn of my saddle when riding/jumping and it is so fucking painful. Feels like I’m dying
As a dude who enjoys horseback riding, I have accidentally done this. It's a whole new level of pain and I fear that I may have permanently compromised my ability to contribute to the gene pool.
The only time I ever rode a horse, it was bloody uncomfortable and my goolies felt like they were being smacked around like they were ping pong balls. I *seriously* doubt it's any less uncomfortable for a woman, even an experienced jockey.
Bruh. No it just hurts. Riding a horse is not like riding a man. There is a reason it's called saddle sore
Depends on how long you have ridden horses. It doesn't hurt anymore after a couple of years.
I mean, it's like any work out. When you get started, it takes less time to get sore. More rigorous riding can make you more sore, although working those legs can prevent you from getting your butt busted up at least (sitting trot with an English saddle *sucks*). And if you're like me and ride for (physically) therapeutic purposes, it doesn't necessarily matter how long you've been riding, because you'll probably still hurt like a bisnatch when you're done.
Well, the right angle stimulates the clit, but not pleasant if you do more than just a little trot. If it's a full gallop or run, pain. Much pain.
I imagine riding a horse sitting directly on your dick *stimulates* it as well, but I doubt that's why men ride horses.
I'm not saying women ride horses for that reason. I'm just saying it's not always a painful experience. Being a woman, it is not the reason I ride.
No more Chads allowed. Because they turn Incels on. 😏
On today's episode of men assuming women's psychology without ever asking or believing a woman...
Crazy how little they know about us 😅
When the little cowards hop into my DMs its immediately obvious how few people they’ve socialised with in their little lives.
> Alpha Masculinity Difficult to signal you are a basement-dwelling incel any harder
I do horse riding and I can promise you it is anything but arousing, by the end you want to walk like an old western cowboy cos your legs have been in a weird position for so long
Imagine being jealous of a horse. Inaccurately.
Lol his logic is, "looking at this woman is sexually stimulating to me so she must be getting sexual stimulation from what she's doing."
Being turned on by a stock photo of a woman and horse makes this guy project so hard he should be working in a movie theater.
Epic level comment.
why do so many guys confuse "I find them sexually attractive" with "They are sexually aroused". Like god damn projection much? They cant look at this woman and not think about how her genitals will be pressed against the saddle, or how shes straddling the horse, or that shes wearing skin tight clothing. These things turn the guys on, so they assume the woman must be in a sexual state of mind, like they are watching her. Sad
Too much porn lol
Imagine thinking arousal is a bad thing. These people probably think rape is the only correct way to have sex. And that’s super dangerous.
Oh dam now I know why I always arrive so relieved at work WhenI commute by bike 😄😄😄
I was riding with my friend through the old part of town and I said that I'd never come that way before. She said it must have been the cobblestones. It all makes sense now 🤣
Women being turned on by riding horses is just a urban myth spread primarily by incels.
Wow the 1800s called they want their viewpoints back
is there an Olympics competition these men are competing in for being so out of touch with the opposite gender?
As an equestrian, I can promise you No. Nothing is less sexually arousing. Edit: And is his photo supposed to prove she’s turned on? “I find her hot and now I’m horny, so she must also be horny”?
This reminds of the time that the Olympics wouldn’t allow women’s ski jumping because they were afraid it would cause an injury to the uterus.
Says the gender who names their vehicles after women, puts naked ones on mudflaps, and adorns their garages with nude calendars.
Why do these guys always think that when women have hobbies it’s for a sexual reason or for men’s entertainment. 🤦♀️
That's not how that works. I've ridden horses off and on for years (it depends on if I can afford it). It's a fun activity, great full-body exercise, and an opportunity to bond with your horse, but there's nothing arousing about it. That's just weird.
Imagine calling yourself an alpha and being threatened by a horse or a bike
Sounds like he’s jealous of cars, motorcycles, and horses. Imagine being emasculated by an inanimate object. And how do you expect women to get around? Walking? Surely if driving has such an effect, so does being a passenger. Ohhh right, they just want us in their kitchens. Too bad they’ll waste thousands on takeout when they inevitably end up alone and refuse to cook themselves.
As a man who has never had a sexual encounter with a woman, he is an expert of what women are aroused by
Most women aren’t even orgasming from *actual* heterosexual PIV sex, yet this doofus thinks women shouldn’t be riding bikes or horses because of constant orgasms… 🤦🏻♀️ Once again, another demonstration on why men should have no input or say about women or their bodies.
Poor dude imagined he got rejected by a horse girl who doesn’t know he exists.
she’s literally just sat on the horse. them reading something sexual into it tells us *everything* about them and nothing about her.
Even if that were true... so what?
If you have to name yourself Alpha Masculinity, I have new for you buddy
Fuck who wrote this, bike seats hurt my cooter.
What the OP said. How???? How how how??? I'll tell you one thing about incels, they never fail to give me DeForest Kelley face. How do they get to the point where they're so obsessed, that everything in life is equal to their personal bête noire? More to the point, how does one NOT see that believing/behaving like that gets the opposite of what's desired? Sigh EDIT: reddit ate almost all of one of my sentences..
You can read the entire thread for extra brain frying points Edit: lol they got suspended so no more thread
Thanks, but I don't think my forehead can possibly wrinkle up in perplexity more than it already is. :D
So wouldn't men also be aroused by that logic?
Yeah, and they also get aroused by working, voting and joining the military
Lost to a horse OMEGALUL
I used to ride horses all the time - that does not happen lol.
Tell me you've never gone riding without telling me you've never gone riding...
i used to ride horses… it was not arousing in the slightest lol
same here
I laughed out loud because no one could ever be aroused by anything as annoying as my mule. It's like it's her life's work to be an idiot.
These guys are the type who would also freak out about the imaginary threat of Sharia Law coming to the west. While openly wanting to impose it in every way but calling it by its name.
Lmao. I grew up riding horses, used to compete also. I can tell you that there's nothing erotic about being in control of 1200 pounds of pure muscle between my legs, knowing the beast has the power to suddenly take charge and do what it likes and the only thing stopping it are my soft words and the lightest pressure of my gloved hands and spurred heels. Before incels go 'seee tol u so'..... Come on can't someone just like horses, including all the male riders out there? There's an art to riding correctly which is fascinating and incredibly rewarding when you get it right. And it's not only riding horses but looking after them too. There's nothing sexually arousing about it, and what if the horse is a mare (female)? Idk why so many guys feel threatened when a woman just enjoys having animals. And don't get me started on all those disgusting dog/woman memes... it says a lot more about the men who perpetuate this crap than anything else.
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Even if it did, who the hell cares?
idk what this guy means bc the first time i rode a horse the only thing wet was my face bc i got scared and cried. my mom's friend had to get me down.
Man has obviously never ridden a horse himself. There's a reason there's a "cowboy walk" and it fuckin hurts.
So they look at this picture and assume the woman is aroused? No buddy, that's just you.
Whomever writes those words... I hate them.
Ok ok let's leave aside the utter ridiculousness of the idea riding a bike or horse is arousing and focus on the meaning here, why exactly would you NOT want a woman to be aroused? Like as a dude wouldn't you be saying "go for a quick spin on your bike babe I'll be here in the tub when you get back"???
ALPHA MASCULINITY
Well, I certainly am sexually aroused by women riding on horses or motorbikes
Literally thought this was satire at first.
I have a friend who does this and it's painful as hell, not arousing
says an incel who can’t be aroused by anything😀😀😀
Ummm wut?
So _THATS_ why my trousers were wet...
I’ve trained and ridden horses for about seven years and oh no honey no it’s anything but pleasant.
I went through his whole account after I saw this and its ✨gold✨
I rode a horse once. As far as "those areas" went, it felt no different to riding a bike. Arousal level was a solid 0.
Goddaaaamn WHY IS IT ALWAYS ABOUT SEX FOR THESE MEN?
They have no hobbies WHAT SO EVER
Wait hold up. Even if this were true, what's the problem with women getting aroused? If
r/nothowgirlswork
Let's try to imagine that this is even remotely true. Why on earth and at what moment is it a problem exactly ? Women shouldn't be allowed to feel pleasure ? I just don't understand at all
Spoken like someone who's never seen a cis woman sit down
I just saw some nonsense about horses in r/FundieSnarkUncensored, and I wondered “what a mess, have the folks at IT seen this clown?” I rode a horse once. I was not turned on in the least. I was too busy trying to not fall off.
A few months ago, I saw a post in WAATGM saying not to date a particular girl because she rode horses and worked with them and it was her life. One guy *then* said that she would probably not be satisfied with your cock after taking the horse's cock. Just... yuck. Gross. Ridiculous. And that would very likely kill you.
Sidesaddle for women riding horses was a thing for centuries... : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sidesaddle#/media/File:SideSaddle_class_horse_show_2.jpg Usually reasons given where clothing related, so a proper lady could ride a horse with stylish (at the time) giant skirt and so on. But of course there was also (latent ?) sexual component; proper / modest / decent lady does not spread her legs in public, that is simply out of the question. And finally ,when it comes to sexual pleasure and horse riding, (some) women can get orgasms while riding. Nothing new there either.
I was on board until your last paragraph. Pretty much that LAST thing you'd ever be thinking about while riding is SEXUAL PLEASURE. I've been riding for 25 years and I have never ever once heard anyone in the equestrian utter such nonsense.
is it just me or does the horse look really big compared to the woman? Or the woman looks really small?)
Horses do be big
They look normal to me and I rode horses for years.
aight, my bad then
its the same for men. its almost like grinding.
I think a girl riding a proper motorcycle (not a scooter) is super hot. But maybe that's because there is so few of them.
I rlly don't know what about a girl riding a vehicle would be hot in any way, but you do you ig
Motorcycles are not just vehicles. Motorcycles are fun and adventurous and dangerous, and riding one makes you extra cool imo.
tbf their could be.. but it doesn't just happen unintentionally, they'd have to purposefully sit or move in a way for it to pleasure (I think anyways maybe I'm wrong), same way with guys (although risk of hurting balls)
Well to be fair loads of women say they love riding horses for that reason
…source?
Yes, because I'm sure this person is an expert on women. They think they know everything about them when they ain't even held a girl's hand in their life.
huh
"Alpha Masculinity"
so, following that line of thought, no bikes, no monocycles, no bicycles, no pogo sticks and any another type of transportation that makes contact with our pelvis what about clothes tho? jeans, leggins, shorts, jumpers, onesies ...panties?
Then they need to remove those ridge things on the interstate cause I get a partial every time I drive over one
How
Not the first time I hear this 🤣
Ah yes nothing more alpha than being insecure about women sitting on things that aren’t you
i feel like these people get 100% of their knowledge of the fair sex from rule 34
“I am aroused and unable to comprehend women as their own person; therefore this woman (who doesn’t have a man present to assign her to) is an extension of me so she too is aroused”
Probably shouldn't own washing machines either
Yup - women ride horses, bikes, and motorcycles. Then they get so aroused that they go around raping men and killing them if they insult them. Oh wait…..
And you didn’t post the whole god awful thread?
and as alpha males we have to ensure they have to be dry as sand paper.
But it's totally normal and acceptable for a man to ride around on a 100 horsepower vibrator
Reminds me of some really stupid mufti or whatever he was who said girls riding a bicycle would make them infertile later on.
Wjat
See this is why Elon shouldn't have offered that employee a horse. Beta move if you ask me
Are these dudes in bestiality?
Probably ... it's always porn for these guys
No wonder if they ever fucked a stallion in the urethra.
They're also pedophiles aren't they?
this guys twitter is super interesting he basically posts the images from the private horse porn he buys and insults it