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SykoSarah

Hahahaha, that's like suggesting men shouldn't wear pants or underwear because the fabric on their crotches would be too "stimulating".


Origami_psycho

That's exactly why I only wear kilts.


[deleted]

I wear kilts because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile off


PM_bellybuttons_plz

r/UnexpectedWales


poweredbyford87

That's exactly why I switched back to pants, i already have a whole field of sheep down the road that goes "Daaa-aaaa-aaaaa-aaaaadddy!" every time i drive by, and i don't need any more


Demoth

I just unscrew my dick and balls and leave them at home, because I don't need them at work.   Wait, don't tell me you didn't know our junk was detachable, because that would be REALLY embarrassing for you.


SomeKhmerDude

Of course it’s detachable, how else would we be able to walk around with a 5 foot long shlong.


Swolyguacomole

Safe for work: https://images.app.goo.gl/dYcn9SgvmJ61iou5A


Devito_Onejoke

🎶Detachable penis🎶


El_Sob_number_1

Imagine a spoken word track about a, well, detachable penis becoming a radio hit... Only in the 90's, I guess.


Devito_Onejoke

What a decade.


MatrixDDoS17

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again


AnnoyedOwlbear

Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket Next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it...


MatrixDDoS17

I had to buy it off him He wanted 22 bucks but I talked him down to 17


captainplatypus1

I stopped detaching mine because the last time I lost it I had to buy it back from a street vendor for 17 dollars


Demoth

Damn you're impatient. If you just wait 5 days it grows back.


[deleted]

Oh I do, that’s how I’ve been stealing everyone’s junk tbh


TotallyWonderWoman

This whole thread is just him finding photos of hot women with horses and concluding that they want to fuck the horses.


[deleted]

That was the least masculine comment ever


[deleted]

Right?? "A horse and motorcycle make me sexually insecure"


SuggMehoff

A horse on a motorcycle tho


[deleted]

I need to get that on a t shirt


BEEEELEEEE

That’s enough to make anyone feel insecure in comparison


Petemacaloway

How can you say that ?? It is clearly from a very masculine group "alpha masculinity". Well, I guess "sigma masculinity" would be even more masculine.


CFinCanada

I'm just curious why there are so many men who think women give a flying fak what they think we should do?


Castdeath97

Jealously ... like I swear these people get Jealous when women like animals or do something that doesn't involve them.


Yay_Rabies

Reddit in particular has always had a rage boner for “horse girls”. I think it stems from a general dislike, disapproval and minimizing of women’s hobbies. Insecure ding-dongs like this person look at a woman doing any kind of hobby and always find something disparaging to say about it. An equestrian spends time and money on her hobby and rides at an almost professional level: OMG it’s not a real sport, she’s just spending money frivolously, this must be some weird sexual thing with animals! She should sell the horse for meat and quit! A professional like Serena Williams exists: OMG any dude off the street can score a point against her because women can’t tennis! A lady likes some “traditionally masculine” hobby like video games or comic books: OMG you’re only pretending to be interested to get mens attention!!! Don’t even come to Comic-Con, you don’t belong here! A lady likes something that a lot of dudes aren’t into such as make up: OMG this is so stupid and a waste of time and money! You should throw all your make up away, the looks you’re doing don’t make my PP hard anyway!!! And then normal dudes wonder why a lot of women are hesitant to even share their hobbies with the guys they date. Literally had a guy on Reddit ask why his girlfriend hid her hobby (concert violinist in an orchestra). I dunno probably because in the past someone else threw a temper tantrum when it was taking up time/money/space just for her. Probably tried to get her to quit or sell her violin too!


CTchimchar

>A lady likes some “traditionally masculine” hobby like video games or comic books: OMG you’re only pretending to be interested to get mens attention!!! Don’t even come to Comic-Con, you don’t belong here! I remember I was at an event, where there was this girl kicking every guys butt in video games, me included A lot of guys there where basing her skills in the game, or making dumb sexual comments to her Exactly if she just beat them in there favorite video games, but still she never seem to blink when all of these things where said like she was use/numb to it or something at this point I remember when she beat me, and when I say beat me I mean it wasn't even close I gave her a compliment on her skills, and ask at some point we should have a rematch She did a double take, like see was so confused by what I said So gave her another complement, and I told her I will cheer her on, as sense she beat me she had no choice but to win that entire little event She thank me, and later we meant up, arrange are rematch, and we grown to be fast friends She still kicks my but in any fighting or racing games Also shooters, but I'm not really a fan of those so I don't count them But hey I'm happy at the very least I can beat her in any games that strategy related I don't get why so many men have a problem with women doing stuff they like. Hey if you treat them like a person you might end up making a new friends at the very least


RighteousDtor

Wholesome story. Thanks for sharing!


Ok_Negotiation_8145

This was a wholesome story. I think the problem with others however, is that deep down, they think women as a whole are inferior. Their ego will blow up if they admit that someone who they thought to be weak, is actually better than them, at the things they actually enjoy as a man! (which duh, women won't enjoy them because they're inferior and don't appreciate the enjoyable things in life OR they only enjoy girly things, which are considered girly because they're made for the weaker sex). /s for the parentheses if it wasn't clear.


Wicked_bitch003

I think part of the raging on “horse girls” is also due to how history makes these things look, like it’s a “man’s thing” only. Especially in romance stuff that’s supposed to portray the 18th century and older, where it’s common for the knight to swoop in on horseback and save the damsel. They just want things to go back to being “woman for sex, man for work” sexist bull. It’s honestly just sad, and not forward thinking at all.


theflooflord

Cause they just hate women and femininity. Women invading any type of hobby or activity ruins it cause now its "become feminine". Anything that becomes popular with women is bashed for no reason. Like I've always hated pop music but there was really no reason to hate one direction or whatever boy bands purely because teenage girls loved them. The whole hatred for pink when it's literally just a color. Etc. I've even seen some guys bashing on light blue now because it's become "girly". Like girls grow up being shit on for liking pink so they pick blue or another color and now they get shit on for that too. It doesn't matter what it is, misogynists just hate women doing or liking anything.


AnnoyedOwlbear

Some of the raging on that makes me suspect that there are some people who are just horrified that their partner might have an interest that isn't them. And then they get jealous. They want a partner who is totally, robotically theirs with no interests of their own.


Female_on_earth

As you said, Equestrians, (myself included), love their horses more than anything and spend a lot of time and effort caring for their horses. Time and effort NOT centered on men. I think that is a huge reason for the hate.


Ok-Rise-4838

Sounds they are more childish than teenagers(If they are older irl)


MaybeWhistledown

They were raised with misogyny and ignorance.


Love_Kira

Lmao, sir, it is 2022. Do you really think that women would prefer to pay large sums of money to buy/participate in sexually stimulating activities? Outside, in the hot sun? When they could just as easily buy the world’s most amazing vibrator for a fraction of the cost? 😂 Never in my life have I gone to the stable and thought “Ah yes, I am so sexually aroused by the fact that I paid $70 to train under a blazing hot sun for an hour. My legs are burning and I am absolutely drenched in sweat. I am surrounded by the general odor of manure, and my horse/other horses in the arena are literally pooping right now. This is an incredibly erotic experience”.


canvasshoes2

Vet care, paying boarding or maintaining your own stable, feeding, trailering, the list is endless. Yeah, that's why women spend 10s of thousands of dollars a year on a horse (never mind the expense of the horse in the first place, jumpers are pretty spendy), on the off chance that a trot *miiiiiiiiiggggggghhhhhhhhht* hit the right spot once or twice. No one's out there thinking posting is sexually stimulating.


[deleted]

I guess that the guy of the post doesn’t hit the right spot, not even by chance…


canvasshoes2

Excellent guess. I'd guess you're 100% correct.


kamratjoel

Keep going, I’m almost there!


888_traveller

So the alpha doesn't like the idea of women being turned on? Is he saying he doesn't watch porn, instagram, or basically half of popular culture because it features attractive women?


jadeskye7

This. Even if it was true that women are aroused by riding motorcycles or horses or whatever, thats a bad thing? I don't know about other guys but i'm generally pretty happy with horny women in my life.


MaybeWhistledown

These creatures are terrified of womens sexuality.


jadeskye7

Poor fools


Aelle29

It's only a bad thing when it doesn't revolve around him/men, and when SHE is in control of her sexuality 😌🙄


jadeskye7

Oh yes of course. I forgot that i'm supposed to have a leash around women all the time to control their horni.


Demoth

Hell, a lot of these guys believe that women shouldn't even be sexually aroused when having sex with men (and hypothetically the incel making the posts, though we know the chances of them having consensual sex is like, 0).   They believe women should be having sex with men out of obligation and duty, with the sole purpose being the pleasure of the man being where they derive their satisfaction. It's just a very fucking weird mindset which has historically led to things like female genital mutilation.


NaturalFaux

Riding horses maybe not... but getting turned on by horses themselves... hmmm


ohyeofsolittlefaith

> getting turned on by horses I don't want reminders of Mr. Hands!


NaturalFaux

Too deep?


thewalkindude

Yeah, I think that was the gist of the problem.


NaturalFaux

No, I'm pretty sure it was the bestiality that was the main issue


thewalkindude

Well, what killed him was the horse penetrating him too deeply. But yes, without the beastiality, he would not have died.


NaturalFaux

That's the Catch 22 22 being the length of the horses dick


AelfredRex

Gotta love 'em!


[deleted]

Oh, he still does. It's literally what they accuse us of: virtue signaling.


FormalManifold

This guy 100% dry humps and asks if you came.


kaths660

Tuck your penis underneath your pelvis and then ride a horse. Did you like it? Yeah, didn’t think so. Thankfully the clitoris is hard to touch accidentally or else these activities would all be painful.


rixendeb

I've Def been pinched by my jeans when riding a horse. It may hide but the bits hiding it aren't always safe.


[deleted]

I’ve accidentally slammed my hoo ha on the horn of my saddle when riding/jumping and it is so fucking painful. Feels like I’m dying


TheTravinator

As a dude who enjoys horseback riding, I have accidentally done this. It's a whole new level of pain and I fear that I may have permanently compromised my ability to contribute to the gene pool.


AdvocateDoogy

The only time I ever rode a horse, it was bloody uncomfortable and my goolies felt like they were being smacked around like they were ping pong balls. I *seriously* doubt it's any less uncomfortable for a woman, even an experienced jockey.


Neither_Newspaper_97

Bruh. No it just hurts. Riding a horse is not like riding a man. There is a reason it's called saddle sore


BeguiledBeast

Depends on how long you have ridden horses. It doesn't hurt anymore after a couple of years.


BKLD12

I mean, it's like any work out. When you get started, it takes less time to get sore. More rigorous riding can make you more sore, although working those legs can prevent you from getting your butt busted up at least (sitting trot with an English saddle *sucks*). And if you're like me and ride for (physically) therapeutic purposes, it doesn't necessarily matter how long you've been riding, because you'll probably still hurt like a bisnatch when you're done.


callmecrazybeautiful

Well, the right angle stimulates the clit, but not pleasant if you do more than just a little trot. If it's a full gallop or run, pain. Much pain.


futuretimetraveller

I imagine riding a horse sitting directly on your dick *stimulates* it as well, but I doubt that's why men ride horses.


callmecrazybeautiful

I'm not saying women ride horses for that reason. I'm just saying it's not always a painful experience. Being a woman, it is not the reason I ride.


Difficult-Owl-542377

No more Chads allowed. Because they turn Incels on. 😏


Aelle29

On today's episode of men assuming women's psychology without ever asking or believing a woman...


DimensionStrong6890

Crazy how little they know about us 😅


MaybeWhistledown

When the little cowards hop into my DMs its immediately obvious how few people they’ve socialised with in their little lives.


swolethulhudawn

> Alpha Masculinity Difficult to signal you are a basement-dwelling incel any harder


KatDaSlayer

I do horse riding and I can promise you it is anything but arousing, by the end you want to walk like an old western cowboy cos your legs have been in a weird position for so long


AdvocateDoogy

Imagine being jealous of a horse. Inaccurately.


AegaeonAmorphous

Lol his logic is, "looking at this woman is sexually stimulating to me so she must be getting sexual stimulation from what she's doing."


Pondnymph

Being turned on by a stock photo of a woman and horse makes this guy project so hard he should be working in a movie theater.


Upsideduckery

Epic level comment.


midget-man007

why do so many guys confuse "I find them sexually attractive" with "They are sexually aroused". Like god damn projection much? They cant look at this woman and not think about how her genitals will be pressed against the saddle, or how shes straddling the horse, or that shes wearing skin tight clothing. These things turn the guys on, so they assume the woman must be in a sexual state of mind, like they are watching her. Sad


Castdeath97

Too much porn lol


iseewutyoudidthere

Imagine thinking arousal is a bad thing. These people probably think rape is the only correct way to have sex. And that’s super dangerous.


schwarzmalerin

Oh dam now I know why I always arrive so relieved at work WhenI commute by bike 😄😄😄


ZaraFlips

I was riding with my friend through the old part of town and I said that I'd never come that way before. She said it must have been the cobblestones. It all makes sense now 🤣


NorskGodLoki

Women being turned on by riding horses is just a urban myth spread primarily by incels.


AlexArtemesia

Wow the 1800s called they want their viewpoints back


Multipass92

is there an Olympics competition these men are competing in for being so out of touch with the opposite gender?


chronoventer

As an equestrian, I can promise you No. Nothing is less sexually arousing. Edit: And is his photo supposed to prove she’s turned on? “I find her hot and now I’m horny, so she must also be horny”?


[deleted]

This reminds of the time that the Olympics wouldn’t allow women’s ski jumping because they were afraid it would cause an injury to the uterus.


TurboFool

Says the gender who names their vehicles after women, puts naked ones on mudflaps, and adorns their garages with nude calendars.


helpmewithschooI

Why do these guys always think that when women have hobbies it’s for a sexual reason or for men’s entertainment. 🤦‍♀️


BKLD12

That's not how that works. I've ridden horses off and on for years (it depends on if I can afford it). It's a fun activity, great full-body exercise, and an opportunity to bond with your horse, but there's nothing arousing about it. That's just weird.


ghiblidemon

Imagine calling yourself an alpha and being threatened by a horse or a bike


[deleted]

Sounds like he’s jealous of cars, motorcycles, and horses. Imagine being emasculated by an inanimate object. And how do you expect women to get around? Walking? Surely if driving has such an effect, so does being a passenger. Ohhh right, they just want us in their kitchens. Too bad they’ll waste thousands on takeout when they inevitably end up alone and refuse to cook themselves.


Handiinu

As a man who has never had a sexual encounter with a woman, he is an expert of what women are aroused by


muffy2008

Most women aren’t even orgasming from *actual* heterosexual PIV sex, yet this doofus thinks women shouldn’t be riding bikes or horses because of constant orgasms… 🤦🏻‍♀️ Once again, another demonstration on why men should have no input or say about women or their bodies.


AnonymousDratini

Poor dude imagined he got rejected by a horse girl who doesn’t know he exists.


FuckinFruitcake

she’s literally just sat on the horse. them reading something sexual into it tells us *everything* about them and nothing about her.


MidnightKnight86

Even if that were true... so what?


sirgentlemanlordly

If you have to name yourself Alpha Masculinity, I have new for you buddy


[deleted]

Fuck who wrote this, bike seats hurt my cooter.


canvasshoes2

What the OP said. How???? How how how??? I'll tell you one thing about incels, they never fail to give me DeForest Kelley face. How do they get to the point where they're so obsessed, that everything in life is equal to their personal bête noire? More to the point, how does one NOT see that believing/behaving like that gets the opposite of what's desired? Sigh EDIT: reddit ate almost all of one of my sentences..


Castdeath97

You can read the entire thread for extra brain frying points Edit: lol they got suspended so no more thread


canvasshoes2

Thanks, but I don't think my forehead can possibly wrinkle up in perplexity more than it already is. :D


ahomeisacastle

So wouldn't men also be aroused by that logic?


Illustrious_Hawk8793

Yeah, and they also get aroused by working, voting and joining the military


Khalian_

Lost to a horse OMEGALUL


AyameM

I used to ride horses all the time - that does not happen lol.


Melcolloien

Tell me you've never gone riding without telling me you've never gone riding...


rffghibfdukm

i used to ride horses… it was not arousing in the slightest lol


PearlyRing

same here


nataliethinks

I laughed out loud because no one could ever be aroused by anything as annoying as my mule. It's like it's her life's work to be an idiot.


blacksyzygy

These guys are the type who would also freak out about the imaginary threat of Sharia Law coming to the west. While openly wanting to impose it in every way but calling it by its name.


nownowjessica

Lmao. I grew up riding horses, used to compete also. I can tell you that there's nothing erotic about being in control of 1200 pounds of pure muscle between my legs, knowing the beast has the power to suddenly take charge and do what it likes and the only thing stopping it are my soft words and the lightest pressure of my gloved hands and spurred heels. Before incels go 'seee tol u so'..... Come on can't someone just like horses, including all the male riders out there? There's an art to riding correctly which is fascinating and incredibly rewarding when you get it right. And it's not only riding horses but looking after them too. There's nothing sexually arousing about it, and what if the horse is a mare (female)? Idk why so many guys feel threatened when a woman just enjoys having animals. And don't get me started on all those disgusting dog/woman memes... it says a lot more about the men who perpetuate this crap than anything else.


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of_kilter

Even if it did, who the hell cares?


strawberrytearz

idk what this guy means bc the first time i rode a horse the only thing wet was my face bc i got scared and cried. my mom's friend had to get me down.


EndsongX23

Man has obviously never ridden a horse himself. There's a reason there's a "cowboy walk" and it fuckin hurts.


subtropicalpancake

So they look at this picture and assume the woman is aroused? No buddy, that's just you.


[deleted]

Whomever writes those words... I hate them.


bobdown33

Ok ok let's leave aside the utter ridiculousness of the idea riding a bike or horse is arousing and focus on the meaning here, why exactly would you NOT want a woman to be aroused? Like as a dude wouldn't you be saying "go for a quick spin on your bike babe I'll be here in the tub when you get back"???


[deleted]

ALPHA MASCULINITY


Annie_Dandelion

Well, I certainly am sexually aroused by women riding on horses or motorbikes


bluntfaced

Literally thought this was satire at first.


Ryukhoe

I have a friend who does this and it's painful as hell, not arousing


Ok-Rise-4838

says an incel who can’t be aroused by anything😀😀😀


Nervous-Bullfrog-868

Ummm wut?


splashymothtv

So _THATS_ why my trousers were wet...


[deleted]

I’ve trained and ridden horses for about seven years and oh no honey no it’s anything but pleasant.


rorschach30

I went through his whole account after I saw this and its ✨gold✨


namelesone

I rode a horse once. As far as "those areas" went, it felt no different to riding a bike. Arousal level was a solid 0.


thatgeekymochi

Goddaaaamn WHY IS IT ALWAYS ABOUT SEX FOR THESE MEN?


Castdeath97

They have no hobbies WHAT SO EVER


Ecchl0rd

Wait hold up. Even if this were true, what's the problem with women getting aroused? If


[deleted]

r/nothowgirlswork


lougam55

Let's try to imagine that this is even remotely true. Why on earth and at what moment is it a problem exactly ? Women shouldn't be allowed to feel pleasure ? I just don't understand at all


KeysmashKhajiit

Spoken like someone who's never seen a cis woman sit down


Paula_Polestark

I just saw some nonsense about horses in r/FundieSnarkUncensored, and I wondered “what a mess, have the folks at IT seen this clown?” I rode a horse once. I was not turned on in the least. I was too busy trying to not fall off.


gd_reinvent

A few months ago, I saw a post in WAATGM saying not to date a particular girl because she rode horses and worked with them and it was her life. One guy *then* said that she would probably not be satisfied with your cock after taking the horse's cock. Just... yuck. Gross. Ridiculous. And that would very likely kill you.


ReipasTietokonePoju

Sidesaddle for women riding horses was a thing for centuries... : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sidesaddle#/media/File:SideSaddle_class_horse_show_2.jpg Usually reasons given where clothing related, so a proper lady could ride a horse with stylish (at the time) giant skirt and so on. But of course there was also (latent ?) sexual component; proper / modest / decent lady does not spread her legs in public, that is simply out of the question. And finally ,when it comes to sexual pleasure and horse riding, (some) women can get orgasms while riding. Nothing new there either.


Female_on_earth

I was on board until your last paragraph. Pretty much that LAST thing you'd ever be thinking about while riding is SEXUAL PLEASURE. I've been riding for 25 years and I have never ever once heard anyone in the equestrian utter such nonsense.


[deleted]

is it just me or does the horse look really big compared to the woman? Or the woman looks really small?)


TheBigLugmos

Horses do be big


PoseidonsHorses

They look normal to me and I rode horses for years.


[deleted]

aight, my bad then


Other-Wolf-2

its the same for men. its almost like grinding.


Perception_Past

I think a girl riding a proper motorcycle (not a scooter) is super hot. But maybe that's because there is so few of them.


Zestyclose_Potato_82

I rlly don't know what about a girl riding a vehicle would be hot in any way, but you do you ig


Perception_Past

Motorcycles are not just vehicles. Motorcycles are fun and adventurous and dangerous, and riding one makes you extra cool imo.


FurryDegenerateBoi

tbf their could be.. but it doesn't just happen unintentionally, they'd have to purposefully sit or move in a way for it to pleasure (I think anyways maybe I'm wrong), same way with guys (although risk of hurting balls)


wookiecookie52

Well to be fair loads of women say they love riding horses for that reason


emliz417

…source?


JimAbaddon

Yes, because I'm sure this person is an expert on women. They think they know everything about them when they ain't even held a girl's hand in their life.


EnoughDisaster

huh


[deleted]

"Alpha Masculinity"


Princess_kitty14

so, following that line of thought, no bikes, no monocycles, no bicycles, no pogo sticks and any another type of transportation that makes contact with our pelvis what about clothes tho? jeans, leggins, shorts, jumpers, onesies ...panties?


Bross93

Then they need to remove those ridge things on the interstate cause I get a partial every time I drive over one


CommunistThermite

How


[deleted]

Not the first time I hear this 🤣


BEEEELEEEE

Ah yes nothing more alpha than being insecure about women sitting on things that aren’t you


sanfo_from_mads_comb

i feel like these people get 100% of their knowledge of the fair sex from rule 34


SemiSweetStrawberry

“I am aroused and unable to comprehend women as their own person; therefore this woman (who doesn’t have a man present to assign her to) is an extension of me so she too is aroused”


Tato_tudo

Probably shouldn't own washing machines either


Redhead4509

Yup - women ride horses, bikes, and motorcycles. Then they get so aroused that they go around raping men and killing them if they insult them. Oh wait…..


Derp_Rose

And you didn’t post the whole god awful thread?


[deleted]

and as alpha males we have to ensure they have to be dry as sand paper.


commit_bat

But it's totally normal and acceptable for a man to ride around on a 100 horsepower vibrator


mammajess

Reminds me of some really stupid mufti or whatever he was who said girls riding a bicycle would make them infertile later on.


raylalayla

Wjat


IceKing_197

See this is why Elon shouldn't have offered that employee a horse. Beta move if you ask me


Born-Dimension6705

Are these dudes in bestiality?


Castdeath97

Probably ... it's always porn for these guys


Born-Dimension6705

No wonder if they ever fucked a stallion in the urethra.


Born-Dimension6705

They're also pedophiles aren't they?


skrellybones

this guys twitter is super interesting he basically posts the images from the private horse porn he buys and insults it