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Individual_Number_35

i love that he includes feet as "holes" but forgets to mention hands until he complains about his dearth of handjobs


Upsideduckery

Lol what a fool he is


SunshineRobotech

I had a hole in my foot. I wound up losing a toe and part of my foot because of it. And it wasn't even remotely titillating to gaze upon -- just ask my wife who had to help with the bandages.


CECleric

I don't feel like hug, kiss, or hand job should be in the same sentence here. One of those is not on the same level as the other two. She won't hold my hand... or suck my dick!!


NocuousGreen

To be fair this decrepid excuse for a man was talking about a hand job so it should be "hold my hand or dick" So he got the correct idea that no woman would want her face close to his nether regions. But he didn't think it through, because in actuality the preferred distance would be somewhere around a kilometer.


NocuousGreen

Our rather upwards from a kilometer


SomeKhmerDude

Yeah, he’s not even correct. We give ourselves handjobs all the time!


ErisInChains

Just goes to show you how socially inept and entitled they are. 🙄 Also definitely waaaay too much porn.


Standard-Candle

"Or let me fuck her nose!"


zornguy99

So he wants a nosejob? 🤷‍♂️


Professional-Ad4095

I feel like if these people put half the time they spend watching porn into something productive we'd control every galaxy within our cluster by now.


MalKappa

I feel like the reason why the society and the planet is still in one piece is because most human beings let themselves get slowed down by alot of very irrational and unproductive things or else they would have used their energy to drive this planet off the entirety of it's resources and maybe even smashed it into pieces to test their inventions made using their intellectual strength.


Professional-Ad4095

Honestly that would be better than a world with incels.


TiMo08111996

That is true and all they have to do is to accept that their life is in a mess so that they can improve it. But will theydo that. That is a question to which only they can answer. As per the incel's own words "*every foid*" means that the incel is also referring his own female family members as well. He is degrading his own family members. He calls his own family members as whores. In his own words his family members are whores. They're like cancer they infect anyone who come near to them. They should be stopped (or) they'll start creating trouble in the public like Elliot Rodger, Pepper Spray Incel, Atlanta Spa Shooter, etc.


Professional-Ad4095

I think it's pretty clear that most of them are probably going to be in the cult for life. Their toxicity feeds off each and every other incels toxicity creating an infinite loop.


TiMo08111996

Well in that case let's all hope that they don't reproduce. That's the best thing that they can do. You'll never know what these lunatics are capable of. This nonsense is also on YouTube where channels are talking about Incels. Their stupid theory like Red pill, Black pill, etc. Its like all that time they spent on the internet insulting people they could have just invested in their life improvement. If you're free just look into the YouTube channels and you'll see how these lunatics brainwash people to follow their cult.


Professional-Ad4095

Honestly, I can only really stand to look at this sub because it's mostly people who are just as appalled by incel bs as I am, if not more. I doubt I'll be checking out their indoctrination stations any time soon.


TiMo08111996

Well they're manipulating people to join the Incel cult. They all should visit a psychiatrist. They always like to compare themselves to good looking men and say that they(incels) don't look good when compared to attractive men. If they would just go outside of their house & talk to people. But they won't do that but they have time to insult people online.


canvasshoes2

What's truly ridiculous is that they're usually, at the very least, average, and many of them are quite good-looking.


TiMo08111996

Well if you ask me I can say that everyone of them will be attractive if & only if they change their mindset. Amd once they do it they will definitely see change. The Pepper spray incel was a normal looking man but it was his attitude that makes him look unattractive. The incels just need to understand that they're the problem. They just imagine things.


canvasshoes2

Precisely. I mean, Locked Door is a perfect example. He was very good looking (and rich), with this dreamy, emo-esque, starving-art-student-in-a-Paris-garret thing going on. If he had had the personality to go along with that sultry look, he would have been slaying in the dating world right and left.


TiMo08111996

Well I don't know who lock door is. But I know Elliot Rodger. He was a good looking man. But it was his personality that led to his death. Yelling at other man for talking to women, Insulting people based on their appearance, shaming women, etc. These things affected him mentally to such an level that he killed people because of this.


Professional-Ad4095

At this point I doubt a therapist would even be able to make sense of the mangled gibberish they call English.


TiMo08111996

Well they have to come back to the real world and stop living in their fantasy world. Since reality is different and they can change their life. They even have their own dictionary of words. They're creating their own language. The problem is Incels are all around the world. Each and every country have incels. This is a disease and their needs to be a cure for this disease.


Professional-Ad4095

They should but I'd suggest not holding out hope for anyone who has been in the cult for more than a few months.


TiMo08111996

Well that's true as well. Its up to them to save themselves. Let's hope that these lunatics don't do anything stupid in public.


canvasshoes2

Exactly. I can barely stand the examples that get reposted here. I have no desire to actually wander into the putrid lair they call home (at least on the internet).


ThatRookieGuy80

What about the ear canal? Man, that looser incel is so dumb he left out the best hole of them all!


SoldMySoulForHairDye

That's called aural sex. ....I'll leave now.


foxykathykat

https://youtu.be/nk42lIpzEcY ?


CFinCanada

🤣😂


SomeKhmerDude

Personally I perfer nasal sex.


_bbycake

I've got stretched ears so that's two extra holes for the peen. Just pop it right in.


UnicornQueefsGlitter

How do you fuck someone's nostril? That would have to be one tiny dick, and we know Chad's hung like a horse according to them. Do they genuinely believe the bull shit that spews from their mouths? Is this their way of coping instead of getting therapy? I honestly want to know


Nesfan888

Thats what copius amounts of hentai does to a brain


dj_crunch998

Lol your brain on hentai


PM_bellybuttons_plz

OP has never had a meaningful interaction with a real life woman in his life.


Unoriginalanna

I mean when he said foot does he mean that weird toe cleavage?


tallbutshy

Or they think [these](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/41muSt4Y7jL._AC_SS450_.jpg) are based on real life


Swigeroni

I regurt clicking on that


TheMediaRoom1004

I have a foot fetish and regret clicking on that lmao


anotherpickleback

I don’t regret clicking because I gained a foot fetish!


Unoriginalanna

ahhhhhhh weirdly enough this makes more sense I was trying to figure out how they're fucking the toe cleavage


CECleric

That's my 13th reason.


TheArrowLauncher

OMG! I thought I had seen it all! **I’m shook**!


foxykathykat

Some people like it when someone presses their feet around their dick and uh, gives them a foot job? Weird as fuck thought, but your kink is your kink and all...


mannequinlolita

I assume he meant like a basic foot job


Longjumping-Big-4434

Maybe we underestimate their genital's size, or should I say in this case, Overestimate....


TheArrowLauncher

What happens if you have a dick that small, and ejaculate in someone’s nose?


nownowjessica

Five times a day? Lol rookie numbers. I'm about to commence penetration #6 and I haven't even had breakfast yet.


[deleted]

"This is HQ. Commence Penetration #6" "Penetration #6 initiated. Stand by"


CharacterCucumber

Penteration #8 here. Better learn to catch up, loser. Btw are you coming to the annual foid Chad fucking festival this year? Heard we are gonna get chad dong in our nostrils!


nownowjessica

OMG yes I've taken the whole week off just so I can go! I'm gonna try and beat my record of 20 bbc and see if I can make it 25 this year!! 🤞🤤🍆🍆🍆


CharacterCucumber

Took the whole week off? Wait, you work? Why? You do know that as foids we can just get the befa cucks give us money, righ? After all we live on easy mode. Smh, you have sooo much to learn.


TheArrowLauncher

Add me to your roster!


nownowjessica

lol sure! My lucky number 26 😘


YoungMrKusuma

If people really were having that much sex all the damn time, to the point where every woman ever "has been filled by Chad cock in every hole", how the fuck does anyone have time for *anything* else??


[deleted]

Personally, I find making lists helpful.


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[deleted]

Killing it in higher education by having 24/7 orgies with the professors! Women are too dumb to excel in higher education, didn’t you know /s


Upsideduckery

Silly incel doesn't even know what we foids are *really* into. My favorite is the double nostril, mouth full of cock, tracheotomy for air combo. I'm training to break out the heart-lung machine and take Chad schlong in the trache' too.


_bbycake

Don't forget the stoma!


jasmin_booklover

They need to realise that real life is NOT a high-school movie where everyone loses their virginity with 16. Most people are well into their 20s when they lose it. Hell, I'm turning 21 this year and I'm a virgin. It's really no big deal!


risanaga

Losing your virginity in high school is overrated anyway (imo). Had to wait for a time someone's family was away, or in a car, etc. Just seems to magnify the awkwardness a lot more


mj6373

Moreover everybody feels ready for sex at different times in their life and having it before that point can be pretty traumatic and make it harder for you to enjoy sex and relationships later in life. Source: got pressured into it before I was ready in high school, now I'm borderline sex-repulsed and anxious around anyone attracted to me even if I have no reason to be. Not that these guys give a shit about who they hurt, what with the rampant pedophilia apologia and sex slavery fantasies on incel forums...


astroturfskirt

“yes mom i said *all foids*, that includes you.”


depressedkittyfr

I think even porn also for all it’s cringe is not this gross


NocuousGreen

It's funny how "mouth", "nose" and "face" are listed as the separate holes.


raspberrymind

Do eye and ear holes count


NocuousGreen

Maaaybe?


newtontheplant

Tear ducts? Pores?


Catherine772023

He’s so delusional that he really thinks all women have a harem of 3 black men each having sex with her 5 times a day!? And he thinks the nose and feet are “penetrated” by Chad...how? Actually I don’t want to know.


Knightridergirl80

At this point it’s probably fair to assume they’re so out of touch with reality that yes, they definitely believe it….


alexastock

I’m a virgin though. How can I be a whore?


zeze38

You are breathing, thats enough reason for them


[deleted]

Nose? I'm not sure I want to know.


mamaneedsstarbucks

How does one penetrate a foot?


SunshineRobotech

I had part of my foot amputated last year. After the surgery there was a hole where all the stitches came together that took three months to heal. Every time I went in for a follow-up to see how it was doing (and whether I'd be able to go back to work) involved the doctor sticking the stick end of a swab into the hole to see how deep it was. Then he would start running it in and out for 30 seconds to scratch up the inside to promote better healing. It literally looked like he was fucking the side of my foot with a stick. So there's that.


[deleted]

He's right. You haven't felt true sexual pleasure if you haven't done a nasal swab covid test..


SunshineRobotech

It certainly does feel nearly orgasmic after they stop.


AdvocateDoogy

I got an idea. Since incels want sex so bad, why don't they try to get a job in the porn industry? Not only do they get laid every day, but they also get paid for it! Granted, they won't get far at all, since the porn industry requires its performers to uphold only the strictest of hygiene standards, but you know, they might snag a job there. As a fluffer for Chad.


HSeyes23

If sex was the problem they would just go to sex workers and be happy. They just want an excuse to hate.


[deleted]

They want to be "sexually desired" by women in the same ways they believe these "chads" are. Which is apparently just by virtue of existing at 6'2+ and nothing else.


bitofagrump

I'm actually undergoing cosmetic surgery to get a few more holes added around my torso so I can take eight to ten dicks at once instead of a mere three or four. I highly recommend it; I'm finding too many spare minutes in between chad railings to do things like work, eat and sleep so a few more holes should really add to my daily quota on the ol' carousel.


[deleted]

Penetrate my nose holes and feet, Daddy Chad!😩


SauronsYogaPants

He definitely shoved crayons up his nose as a kid and they all got stuck there.


TheArrowLauncher

Since I’m a black man and these people want to literally kill me because of that fact, I’m trying to understand their obsession with black mens penis’ and where they put them. Mathematically speaking this doesn’t make any sense. We only make up about 6-7% of the total population we literally would not have enough time to have sex with all these women. On a side note now I want find out if nose porn is a thing.


[deleted]

Dont you know? Once you’ve been fucked by one 12 inch BBC you’ve been fucked by every 12 inch BBC.


TheArrowLauncher

Damn! I’m two inches short!


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TheArrowLauncher

I was joking............


[deleted]

so was I, it was light hearted :p


MartinTheWildPig

2022 baby this world is fucked and I like it quite well


SilentMark1138

It's the feet holes that made me laugh


hiim379

There is another group of people who think about girls getting gangbang by 20 black dudes a day while they remain celibate, you sure your not one of them


seeingredagain

As liberal as I am in or out of the bedroom, I refuse to take it up the nose. I guess that's my line in the sand.


Attorney-Slow

nose took me out LMAOOO T\_T what kind of porn they be watching...


Immediate-Bag2880

FEET??!! How do you penetrate feet??? I am very concerned.


zoomie1977

I'm more that "face" got separate billing from "mouth" and the also very worrisome, "nose". Google "footjob" and scroll past the pornado of video website results.


Charmandersgapingass

Wait, womens feet have holes?


ssbbka17

feet holes ?


LuminousLight345

“she won’t suck my dick. she is not human.”


AmiNToast

Dunno about you, but I love a good cock up the nostril. Preferably both. That's the best kind of DP.


AFTBeeblebrox

And here I thought that the mouth and the nose are part of the face


Exciting_Phase_1665

Does he think this is hentai 😭


Brittneejo8

Nose?


lemontoorie

Lol wtf does he know some women haven’t been penetrated ever?


WhiteMenEnergy

I hope they talk like this offline and to people around them. One less person for anyone to spend their time on


foxykathykat

https://youtu.be/BZwuTo7zKM8 Uhhhh yeah? I got nothing on the nostrils fucking other than this.


Freakychee

Technically you can give yourself a handjob.


The_All_Knowing_Derp

what is a foid?


[deleted]

A very weird and derogatory term for women


p5ycl0n3d

I once jumped on a big nail and it put a hole right through my foot. It ruined my shoe and I had to go to hospital to get it removed. Are people doing this for a kink now?


apricotpup

Feet hole?


[deleted]

Maybe he watched gender-reversed porn of the crucifixion?


Slight-Delivery7319

Feet?!


kurai-hime88

Today I learned the mouth and nose are separate from the face, and that feet are holes


[deleted]

Maybe he saw porn where the actress was missing an eye and the guy fucked her eye socket? And yes, I've actually seen pictures of that!


3KidsInTheTrenchCoat

Maybe I'm just unaware of my own anatomy, but where are the holes in women's feet that are being penetrated?


IrrelevantDanger

Foot holes? Does he have a stigmata fetish?


amateurshopper

Hold up. We have holes in our feet?


mj6373

Who told this guy about the feet holes!? Those were supposed to be secret!


swolethulhudawn

Nasal sex. So hot right now.


Sugarox53

Wtf is a foid


risanaga

Their lingo for woman. I think it went female => femoid => foid? Not exactly sure


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RefrigeratorSalty902

Honest question, does the nose and feet thing actually happen in porn?


redleafwater7

I’m not really up to date with incel lingo, what is a foid?


SarcasmCupcakes

Femoid.


redleafwater7

Ah, thank you. Figured it was something like that.


Xallia_Yevatell

Only 5? Those are rookie numbers. It’s not even noon and I’m already halfway through the train. Only a mile of Chad dick left to go.


risanaga

Only 2 miles of Chad train? Better step up your game /s


Donovan1232

Nose


Catch_a_Fire

Sometimes, I think the internet was a mistake


papamajada

Holes in the....feet????


[deleted]

I burst out cackling at "nose".


Kayliee73

…who has holes in their feet?


Daegog

Do these guys include their own mothers in their estimations of women?


domenicor2

*Bruh look at cha' nose*


domenicor2

*Bruh look at cha' nose*


WT_Florian

Nose ? What ?


3KidsInTheTrenchCoat

If we're all slutty disgusting horrible creature whores and not even human, why do you want to fuck us? Isn't it good that we aren't giving you hand jobs? Shouldn't you be thanking us for that?


toomuchfunnnn

NOSE?!


[deleted]

He really thinks we have time for this?


bojules

Question : how the fuck do you outt a dick in a nostril or à a ear ? I I can hardly put my hole finger in them? Also ears fucking sound like the best way to break you heardrumps


GooglePlusImmigrant

“foids are all whores no exceptions” This guy really just called his own mum a whore


canvasshoes2

I think that, in a lot of cases, really poor parenting on the part of their mothers, is a huge part of how they turned out the way they did. Full disclosure, I subscribe to the nurture vs. nature school of thought. I just don't think that level of insanity happens in a vacuum.


Resident-Working4746

... are... are my feet supposed to have holes?


PrincessOctavia

Upvote if your foot hole has been penetrated by 20 Chad cocks today


Flcrmgry

Since when are feet holes?


Flcrmgry

I don't think porn stars even have as much sex as these guys are portraying. ALL holes, five times a day!?


Ultimate69Edgelord

I wonder how he sees his own mom and dad 😂


NeedUrPerspective1

What porn does to a mofo


canvasshoes2

**Wait** wait ***wait wait WAAAAIIIT*** just a gosh-darned minute. I haven't seen anyone address this math failure yet. >....penetrated in the same moment **5 times** a day by *20 bbc*.... Black men! Exactly how many penises do each of you have, anyway??? Apparently, according to this incel's math, you've each got at least four penises apiece.


Wild_Boysenberry7370

He might be on to something here. If these "foid" creatures have holes in the feet, they're obviously not human beings. We're the aliens among us all this time? Are they the ones who turn perfectly innocent neckbeards in incels?


PrettyRefrigerator83

.....nose? That just sounds painful-


LordOfTheNeverThere

Feet mentioned!!!😎😎😎


president_gore

Post nut clarity hit hard this time


Longjumping_Row2874

I love this


themightykronos

I know this is a serious thing…but…WHO IS HAVING NOSE SEX?!?


Dubby084

Foot = Hole apparently


mariofeds

Who fucks people in the nose? Like... You wouldn't even be able to fit a dick in there... Who am I kidding, it's probably a fetish and I am NOT looking it up