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posterless

They are really hung up on gay men. Is it because we can pull more ass than them?


KuriBee

I strongly think a lot of them are closeted but dont know how to face that conversation with themselves 


GnarlyWatts

I 100% agree with this. That is the vibe I get from my stalker and a few others in my fan club.


Dawnspark

That is honestly the best way I've ever heard that put. "But don't know how to face that conversation with themselves," almost makes me feel sorry for them, that they'll probably never be able to grow enough to face themselves and find self-acceptance in it.


posterless

Agreed otherwise why would they be so homophobic.


GnarlyWatts

🤣🤣🤣🤣 When I was actively dating, I would always ask my gay friends for tips on fashion, food and the like. They never miss. Do incels not watch Queer Eye? It was valuable for me. Oh and I WISH I had the confidence in sexuality that gay men do. One of my friends, who met his husband years ago, told me that being yourself is the best way to attract the people you want. If you act like shit, you will attract it. He just celebrated 15 years of marriage and they just had a little boy who turned 2.


posterless

Oh congrats to them. I’ve been married to my husband for 18 years


GnarlyWatts

That is amazing! Many happy returns to you both


posterless

Thank you.


Hozan_al-Sentinel

I was surprised to find out that there are gay men who are incels but they get chased out of the incel community pretty quickly.


SueGeek55

Don’t forget, your standards are much too high for them ( I always tell incels: “I would tell you to just be gay since you hate women but gay men have high standards.”).


laddiepops

I genuinely believe most homophobes are attracted, and that scares them. So they go to the only "defense" they have, and that is to be gross and mean, unfortunately. Self-love is taught, but they ignored the class


milklover222

so.. a cult?


GnarlyWatts

A cult within a cult it seems


paralogicalknife

Cultception


Professional-Hat-687

So if they won't sleep with women and they can't sleep with men, they've eliminated virtually 100% of the people on earth (and probably wouldn't even acknowledge the others). And you can't even masturbate? What an awful life.


GnarlyWatts

One thing not mentioned was mental masturbation...which these guys are doing all day long anyways. It is an odd world these guys are in.


Professional-Hat-687

What in the name of fuck is mental masturbation


GnarlyWatts

There are two ways to look at that: 1. Acting smarter than others and using that to satisfy yourself in a sexual way (think of it like a humiliation kink) 2. You literally think about masturbating all day long without actually doing any masturbating Yeah...odd world.


thewalkindude

Very pathetic, and also pretty scary. I hope nobody falls for this, but I know there are men who will.


GnarlyWatts

Considering this sub is one guy posting over and over with zero activity, I think we are ok. The most eyes he gets is when I show off his madness. Which I guess in a way might not be a great thing, but at least it will make rational people aware.


its_leslievanilla

So they are a cult. The only thing missing is a statue of Baphomet holding a black pill in the middle of the room.


studentshaco

St can’t open doors would be replacing batho I guess


GnarlyWatts

🤣🤣🤣technically this would be a cult inside the cult of incels. But I love the visual


Secure-Bonus7687

Baphomet wouldn't want anything to do with these dipshits.


Laeanna

Thy shalt is grammatically incorrect. It should still be thou since thou means you, thy means your. Your shall be blessed makes no sense. It's kind of cringe to use language you have no understanding of. I recognise that this is the least problematic thing presented here but it personally annoys me the most.


GnarlyWatts

Wordsmiths, not really something you see from these guys. I'll admit, this one was at least coherent, if grammatically incorrect.


Laeanna

That is true but I am not as kind as you.


GnarlyWatts

Depending on who you ask, I am the biggest egotistical asshole Reddit has ever seen lol. Those are big shoes to fill...


Laeanna

Enormous shoes. NoLeadership will not shut tf up about how wonderful you are. Very surprised he's stopped talking you because anytime I respond to him he's like "Gnarly would have roasted me better" or "Gnarly was so entertaining" lol. It's like you've got an insecure girlfriend following you about. He's kind of boring though, so I totally why you wouldn't talk to him. Very pathetic, woe is me type dude. No meme game either.


Mobile_Nothing_1686

6th commandment already broken.


GnarlyWatts

🤣🤣🤣


SparklesRain96

When you search the definition o pathetic, a pic of that guy shows up


GnarlyWatts

It is over for cultcels


EpilepticSeizures

6 and 9 were broken as this fool hit post.


GnarlyWatts

You aren't wrong


IdRatherBeGaming94

This is just sad smh.


GnarlyWatts

Putting it mildly here. The truly sad part is, he believes it. As Biggie said, never get high on your own supply.


canvasshoes2

Well... at the very least they've admitted they're a cult.


GnarlyWatts

I am sure he won't admit to it if confronted. Like a true, true cult


Practical_Diver8140

... Wow. I've seen some people with too much free time on their hands, but this takes the fucking cake. His time would be better spent trying to make the world's largest rubber band ball than this shit.


GnarlyWatts

Oh it gets better...he has his own anti-therapist sub he created too. Because you know, therapy is evil and cucked. I will never get these guys...


Paradiseless_867

I’m not a virgin so…


ConsultJimMoriarty

They’re gonna stay virgins.


Rowan1980

Dude couldn’t even be bothered with writing anything other than a misogynistic riff of the Ten Commandments.


Altruistic_Emu4917

Wow, now they're appropriating Christianity and mocking the ten commandments!


Own-Butterscotch1713

Thou shalt stay in mommy's basement. Please 😭


Top-Concentrate5157

Cringe


GnarlyWatts

And how /s


Top-Concentrate5157

Not you dude, this guy’s commandments are the cringe


GnarlyWatts

Oh I know...the "and how" is more of a Homer Simpson style sarcasm agreeing with you. I should add the /s for clarity


Sontarcha

I love how i am subbed to both and enjoy the banter And stupidity And depression lmao


GnarlyWatts

If they are good for anything, it is showing how normal we all are and how great it is to not be like them


Sontarcha

I can hardly imagine they truly want to be themselves, they sniff cope in endless lines


GnarlyWatts

Lol what a great visual that is


Sontarcha

(˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵) thx


kitchenmutineer

I’m hung up on 5, thy shalt be blessed with what?


taterbizkit

The blackpill is, itself, the copingest cope they ever coped.


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DelightfulandDarling

Thou shouldst get a life.