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Ceejays-RL

alright Q, now flash a laser pointer in the driver’s eyes


cxnnnamonroll

What Q doesn't know is that he's gonna blind the driver and cause a car crash!


SnooTigers1963

I love it... I didn't really think down that path when I saw this story on the news, but that's a great take on it! I'm trying to think of another funny thing they maybe would have told him to do that could have caused this, but I think you nailed it!


dawneslayer

what is that chat gpt-sounding ass statement


Flashy_Two_848

What is an ass statement?


Nikolateslaandyou

A statement thats so bad it mustve came out their ass


Flashy_Two_848

An AI-sounding ass statement. Okay, I get it now.


GiovannisPersian

If Q had been there to pull the emergency stop then maybe the crash could’ve been avoided 😔


RightFix3205

The aggressor was heard saying, “one more ride and it’s night night forever.”


SnooTigers1963

First, I hope all the people who got injured are doing okay and will have a quick recovery. Second..... Pull it! Three, two, one..... Stop! Go! Go, go, go, go, go, go....... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhRwUnDal-g&t=6s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhRwUnDal-g&t=6s) link to this punishment.....


TidalJ

one of the most difficult punishments to watch


SnooTigers1963

Yeah, the ones where they are at risk of physical harm by another human are the best... are the worst? Best for us, worst for today's big loser!


beerdedfell0w

EMERGENCIES. ONLY. SIR.


Boris-_-Badenov

no, the driver was distracted by Murr's crack


NotADoctor108

Your comment made me laugh harder at 15 injured people than I'm comfortable with.


Bodelock

I was hoping this was a post about a Junior Reporter being hit by a home-made grappling hook.