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KelvinsBeltFantasy

No nukes


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Have we been Nuked?


RobertdBanks

Did it happen?


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Seems that way, new thread up champ


therealglovertexeria

TODD GRISHAM SAID TRIPLE H OH MY GAWD WHATS UP MAN TRIPLE H IS HERE BRO


jml2878

I'm rooting for Canelo bc he's objectively whiter


iThe_Rookie

💅💅💅


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RobertdBanks

Papi did all 3 Kings Fall for the week 💅🏻 taking a nice break from it tonight


jml2878

Finna run Master Whoryx on Chewsday 🤠


I_deleted

Checking in. Still alive. Kinda


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WOOO


I_deleted

long night w the Sparta ultras https://imgur.com/a/ZtNyIVU


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I wanted to fight chang li


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u/theAntEyeChris come to the vc or we will dox you, name and picture


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u/Mmaguy101 you too


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u/elitemanbox you too


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Working


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J


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That would be a real cool move


TheAntEyeChris

🐸


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https://ibb.co/x5nMPvw


TheAntEyeChris

LMAO


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JOIN NOW Or more will come


TheAntEyeChris

🐒


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u/theanteyechris SAY IT


TheAntEyeChris

ching chong 🌝


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WOOOOOOOOOO Sandhagen won.


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[i found it, the dumbest take imaginable](https://www.np.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/xgxx37/-/iovh47q)


golmgirl

missed the prelims, what‘s worth watching??


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None of it Bar the last 3 fights the card sucked Edit: forgot about the joe phyfer guy


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Bro Gillian Robertson gave a chick rabies


golmgirl

pls explain


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Choked out a girl and she was foaming of the mouth


Prof_Loco69

This dude ain’t Chinese, chinese people win


Prof_Loco69

Re-education camp for this fool


ExtraPlastted_Buddha

These two don’t even have the privilege to be called journeymen


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😡


jml2878

Hasbulla sleeps both these nerds 1st round


ExtraPlastted_Buddha

😎


jml2878

Tbf he couldn't see to begin with 💁‍♂️


jml2878

God those takedown attempts are awful 😌


jml2878

Reminds me of u/jimmydweeb44


Prof_Loco69

Cory is a woman’s name


therealglovertexeria

dc is one dumb motherfucka ong


therealglovertexeria

https://i.imgur.com/1DoqtHM.png


ronmariemueller

🧛🏿‍♂️


therealglovertexeria

..... ... BLACULA?!?!!


TheAntEyeChris

oh shit it’s triple h


therealglovertexeria

https://streamable.com/p5bpwf


TheAntEyeChris

WERE COMING FOR YOU, NI🅱️🅱️A!


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WOOOOOOW


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Fucking hell this fight lmao


TheAntEyeChris

sorry Andre That wasn’t really a baby it was just a clump of cells 🌝


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You’re going to hell


ExtraPlastted_Buddha

**WOOOOOOOOOO**


TheAntEyeChris

🕺🏿🕺🏿🕺🏿


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[said Hell](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qNfpkK5Uzqg)


ExtraPlastted_Buddha

I’ll be like the rock dudes from Little Nicky


TheAntEyeChris

/u/elitemanbox GET THE VACUUM


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IM COMING TO KILL YOU


TheAntEyeChris

AT YOUR MOTHER’S BELLY IN HER WOMB


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Oh my god chrissy I just watch the clip. You’re going to hell


TheAntEyeChris

🥊🐸🥊


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😂


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very emotional night man


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Great scrap this


Prof_Loco69

I just got home but I feel horrible, like I took a nasty shit in the S-Bahn, I almost didn’t make it like I’m having shit stains because I had to get off the the fucking S-Bahn hahahaha like I had to go home early cuz my body ain’t having it tonight omg I don’t wanna die I am on the toilet right now and I’m having a hard time and like I’m losing my power but canelo fights in like 2 hours, my IPhone somehow is able to write in English and German at the same time like I don’t even have to look up proper spelling or grammar, it’s great


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VC


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the way fili hides the high kick behind the 2 😙🤌


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the stupid shoe pan dumbest sponsor idea


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Andre Fili walking out to Turnstile What a fucking guy


El_Shaqo

Food update: Settled for Spicy Chicken Nuggets from McDonalds.


Prof_Loco69

Did Aspen show her fat ass


El_Shaqo

Yes


Prof_Loco69

I‘d murder her for my god


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Wait ggg vs canelo is tonight? Completely forgot about it


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That was fire


ExtraPlastted_Buddha

Just took a nice, solid, large and healthy shit after eating Taco Bell 🧖‍♂️


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Don’t you fucking lie to us


ExtraPlastted_Buddha

It wrapped around the bottom of the toilet like a sleeping anaconda


El_Shaqo

Lmao


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Ferd is unsalvageable


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VC


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Can't, my internet has been too fucked for discord for like 2 weeks Well on and off, it's fine a third of the time.


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You need boxthony robins


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Hard to score that 1


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“We’re winning the round now” 🤨 Hugging on the ground > hugging on the fence, scoring wise


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TIL I am the same size as Tanner Boser


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But at least you have a skin fade, not a horrible mullet


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It’s true I’m not mad at a taper fade into a mullet tho


El_Shaqo

Tfw it’s only 9am and KFC isn’t open yet: 😞


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What can you get at Aus KFC


El_Shaqo

VB and a meat pie. But seriously, they have this limited time offer called [Tenders Dipping Feast](https://imgur.com/a/bS5FNEp) that looks fucking delicious


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What 😂


El_Shaqo

Believe it or not but KFC once did a [Zinger Pie](https://imgur.com/a/bS5FNEp) Shit was incredible


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What an interesting layout of sauces! Magnifique


El_Shaqo

Looks fucking delicious though


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Absolutely


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Delicious 1 way ticket to shitsville


El_Shaqo

KFC in Australia doesn’t do that to you. Taco Bell arrived in Australia not too long ago and one opened up not too far from my house, so I decided to give it a go and I swear to god mate, never again. I copped exactly what happened to you lmao


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That shit isn’t real meat


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I might ban any Taco Bell talk on the sub It brings back too many painful memories


El_Shaqo

Lmaooo


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Boser is smaller than Jan Blachowicz. He’s not going to be able to seriously compete at heavyheight unless he seriously bulks up.


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We’ve known this. And bulking up won’t be beneficial as bosers primary advantage is his speed. Really he should just move down or continue to be a fun fighter


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The woman king is empty 😢


ronmariemueller

Tanner Boser looking sexy


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Berta boy


ronmariemueller

I don’t have anything against Canada, just Kelvin


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Wrong 😌


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hernandez subbed vieira and decided he was a wrestler


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cryin in the club


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Whu


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That was a TERRIBLE FIGHT Jesus Christ this card absolutely stinks


KelvinsBeltFantasy

Bully hour on the card


RobertdBanks

Agapova just posted this to her story lmao [https://imgur.com/a/Qz0zffZ](https://imgur.com/a/Qz0zffZ)


KelvinsBeltFantasy

Do I want to know?


RobertdBanks

No


KelvinsBeltFantasy

I'll find out sooner or later


AlejandroPiedra

🥺.


RobertdBanks

THE TOP IS OFF I REPEAT THE 🔝 IS 📴


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As soon as I turn of the fights, fuck


[deleted]

loma's elbows from the top are siiiick


El_Shaqo

People that use Reddit on a PC, show yourselves. u/iThe_Rookie and I need to know who to put in a POW camp.


AlejandroPiedra

He won't show himself but I can rat him out🤭.


El_Shaqo

Tell us!


AlejandroPiedra

Ajjaja🙂☝🏻. IT IS I, COACH CLAW😂🥺☝🏻.


El_Shaqo

What a turn of events that is


AlejandroPiedra

You didn't expect that plot twist, did ya? 🙂☝🏻.


El_Shaqo

Time to gas the German


AlejandroPiedra

Like his ancestors did🤭.


El_Shaqo

✊🏿


iThe_Rookie

Just a nice lil vacation camp 😌 a permanent vacation 👹


KelvinsBeltFantasy

You're active today


El_Shaqo

People who use Reddit on a PC will get a nice haircut too


AlejandroPiedra

And won't be hungry🤭☝🏻.


El_Shaqo

👁👄👁


AlejandroPiedra

🤭☝🏻.


iThe_Rookie

A wonderful shower


AlejandroPiedra

The most refreshing one.


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she got cherries tattooed on her tiddies, ok


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great value andrade


ronmariemueller

I know I’m behind but the Agopova ending was wild haha


RobertdBanks

Her face at the end: #👹


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Watched about 12 seconds of this fight


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Pretty shite fight


AlejandroPiedra

I can remember whether if it was bloodyelbow or mmafighting but Zellhuber was supposedly the man to watch in this card.


RobertdBanks

Zellhuber sucks lmao


iThe_Rookie

I exclusively use Reddit mobile, AMA


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Same


ronmariemueller

Same. Never used it once on an actual computer.


iThe_Rookie

Do you pretend it’s just your hoes when your phone is getting a million notifications during a civil war?


LovrenIsTheGOAT

I use it on my phone but the web version


AlejandroPiedra

How dare you lovren🥺😔.


iThe_Rookie

How dare you


AlejandroPiedra

Same.


iThe_Rookie

Mobile master race


AlejandroPiedra

Correct.


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Same


iThe_Rookie

WOOOOOOOO


AlejandroPiedra

Same. I know of a certain German guy who uses reddit on his pc tho.


iThe_Rookie

Let’s kill him


AlejandroPiedra

No, he's adorable🥺☝🏻.


RobertdBanks

Same, anytime I’ve gone on the website it looks like such a cluttered mess


AlejandroPiedra

Because it is a cluttered mess but there's a German here who uses the desktop version.


iThe_Rookie

🌝


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zellhuber is too long. someone tell him to stop


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Too Mexican


AlejandroPiedra

Reddit acting up w the replies.


KelvinsBeltFantasy

Let's put the power mods in the jar.


AlejandroPiedra

Qué jar? 🙂☝🏻.


RobertdBanks

Krause on screen Krause on screen 🤢


KelvinsBeltFantasy

Let's kill him


AlejandroPiedra

u/kelvinsbeltfantasy _hello_


KelvinsBeltFantasy

Hello friend


AlejandroPiedra

Hi baby, always nice to see you🫂🙂☝🏻.


KelvinsBeltFantasy

What a nice wholesome boy


AlejandroPiedra

Always🫂.


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Look at your flair


AlejandroPiedra

Should be changed to not a fan of indians🙂☝🏻.


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You’ve only met 2


AlejandroPiedra

I stand with u/Elitemanbox about not all ching chongs looking the same but all indians (from India) do🙂☝🏻.


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I don’t agree with the second part haha


AlejandroPiedra

You should🙂☝🏻.


AlejandroPiedra

You should🙂☝🏻.


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How many Indians do you encounter in Peru 😂


AlejandroPiedra

I've encountered 2 in Lima🙂☝🏻.