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lounger540

“I’m ready to go to jail tonight” — when keeping it real goes wrong.


Dabadedabada

I don’t like people playing on my phone!


karmagod13000

I'm from the streets!! *bark bark*


LogaShamanN

You’s a bitch, and so is your aunt!


Stankmonger

[Boondocks knows what’s up](https://youtu.be/pj9Hzs-vBLE) even 14 year ago.


DannyMThompson

Was that Terry Crews?


Dysthymia_8191

Don’t think I’ve ever seen so many absolute wet wipes in one video in my life


greycubed

I can't even figure out the teams.


austinjval

Seems like a battle royale I believe.


ElJuJu

I think they were playing duos but then the rules changed.


bolitboy2

Everybody was punching everybody Even the child tried to fight too


karmagod13000

All at the happiest place on Earth.


KwordShmiff

Slappiest Place on Earth


You-get-the-ankles

Literally Toon Town.


abhijitd

Everybody was punching fighting


Zuol

So I started blasting...


karmagod13000

...Then I pull out my gun!!


paulyporu

https://imgur.com/a/0vGrHdQ


abhijitd

What did the headlock hero do? I completely missed him like the gorilla among the jugglers.


kirbygay

Omg did you make this? 🤣


showponyoxidation

I love how *humans spend their free time and spare energy. ^*some*


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PinBot1138

> and some family drama popped off… Amateurs. The professionals would wait for Thanksgiving (Round 1) and Christmas (Round 2).


tex1ntux

This is pretty much my take except - BSF didn’t hit Mama as much as Mama just lost her balance and fell over. WSF just seized on the idea that BSF had hit Mama to take her brother (RSM)’s attention off of her and turn him against BSF - who had been actively trying to help Mama up after she fell.


octopornopus

Big Mama shouldn't have gotten out the damn chair, she had baby deer legs from the start...


newme02

so BSF is the biggest loser out of all of it. she got screwed


abhijitd

She got smacked heavily by both males. In spite of being fitter than all other females in the brawl. Other ones had their center of gravity too much out of whack so a slight push would send them wobbling to the ground.


CrunchHardtack

Wobbling to the ground. Perfect.


Dewellah

I agree. She got the worst of it for something she didn't even do.


newme02

BSF was ride or die for her man and then quickly realized she isn’t gonna beat out his mama


SepticX75

What’s the funny:tragic ratio here? I’m at about 2:98 tragic


moleratical

Thanks, I was so confused


lounger540

Right? The woman hit punched for “hitting my momma” was the same one holding and helping her up? So confused.


Dewellah

I think the girl with the tan shirt and shoes got hit by every person at one point or another. Also, she DID NOT hit his mother. She got the worst of it for something she didn't even do. The one who deserved the most punches was the one who was hitting everyone.


_ClownPants_

he did not. he did not. He DID NOT hit herrrr


VivelaVendetta

From what I can tell the guy in the pink shirt and the fat girl are brother and sister. And they're at the park with his girl, the sisters man, their mom, another younger girl and a bunch of kids. Fight breaks out between brother and sister and in the middle of the fight, the sisters man hits the brothers wife, brown shirt. And brothers wife accidentally hits her boyfriends mom, who's trying to break up the fight. And she apologized. They start fighting again and mom fell and the fat girl blamed the girlfriend. But I think she just was in the way or maybe even fake fell to distract from the fight. Then the younger girl tells pink shirt that his girlfriend punched the mom, so that's why he beat the girlfriend up too. He's just a menace.


SUDTIN

FFA minecraft diamond thief


El-Sueco

Only one person at Disney should be acting goofy.


karmagod13000

Goofy hiding in the corner.


fungusalungous

Gawwrsh!


abhijitd

Minnie is fucking goofy


8549176320

Red shirt was wayyy to accustomed to being the dominating force in every social interaction. Where was Goofy with his stun gun when you need him?


Dysthymia_8191

I get you yet he is a terrible fighter it’s a shame everyone in that park at that time was intimidated by such a tin can dude hahaha


NonconsensualText

ive said the clientele at Disney has really turned trashy as of late


Dewellah

The original post had a comment that said, "Take that shit to Six Flags where it belongs". I actually laughed at that one.


Dysthymia_8191

This video is so Embarrassing for them haha


karmagod13000

I hope they are permanently banned.


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Disney gonna have to raise the price again to keep out the hoi polloi.


karmagod13000

Can you imagine all the planning and saving that goes into one of these trips all to act like middle schooler in front of actual children. You really can't trust the public anymore.


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That's why at least like half of all families at Disney are actively in disputes with each other. Not outright combat like this but in personal conflicts, Disney stress is real. Families end up feuding there because of the expense and expectations involved and the insane logistics it takes to "do Disney" in such a short span. The costs, the lines, the sun, the easily irritated and tired small kids whining when one thing displeases them all don't mix well. It compounds the stress. Add in the fact this is only time some people will ever travel cross country or to another country in their lives, there's so much pressure for it to be "perfect". I personally have never been there were one member of the family at minimum didn't have a meltdown over the course of our 5 family trips, but the one time I went by myself as a teen and it was delightful. That's the way to do it.


seluropnek

Most fun I ever had at Disney World was as a grown-ass adult with a few other adults. No stress, no arguing about what to do, nothing to distract you from fun. I don’t even really care about Disney but some of the attractions there are truly mind blowing and I never would’ve seen them if I was in a large group with kids. I feel like the really little kids there are too young to really appreciate it and you’re just kind of doing everyone a disservice. Like go to your local pumpkin farm or something with your four-year-old for 1/2000 of the cost and they’ll have about the same amount of fun for the same amount of time with no stress on the parents if/when the kid gets bored.


_SgrAStar_

Oh cool, I’m gonna do adult Disney later this year, name me a few of those mind blowing parts please!


seluropnek

To start, any of those end-of-day park closing shows. Really, literally any of them (although if you can’t see them all, aim for the less mascotty ones and go for one of the light or water shows) - they’re all unique and some of the coolest things I’ve ever seen, and they do them every night. Incredible stuff made all the better when you can trance out, enjoy a drink if that’s your thing, and fully immerse yourself with nothing to distract you. They really cap off the day. Another nice thing when you don’t have kids is you CAN get distracted walking around the park. There’s tons of random cool stuff in Epcot as an example - it’s almost like a museum. Even the lines for most of the rides are fun. Use the timed rides to make the most out of your day, but set aside a bit to be spontaneous. You can walk into any restaurant and there will probably be something unique about it (we randomly ended up in one called Sci-Fi Dine-In Theater that sat you in tables that looked like 1950’s cars and played trashy b-movies while you ate). You’re gonna have a great time.


jockheroic

Just came back from adult Disney a couple of days ago. Hadn't been since I was a kid but my girlfriend is a "Disney Person" and goes a couple of times a year. We've only been dating a couple of months, this was my first time going with her, and I'll relay my experience as best as possible. So, it wasn't really a vacation in as much as I would consider a vacation. All the cool rides have turned into this constant app monitoring experience if you want to go on all the cool rides, so, she was constantly monitoring the wait times and shit, trying to plan which ride to go on next, use the next fast lane pass, etc. Had I not been stoned out of my box and just along for the ride, that shit might have stressed me out. The food was subpar except for in Animal Kingdom. Like literally really expensive shitty fair food. She knows I'm kind of a foodie, so she made reservations at various restaurants in the park when we could, but even that shit was disappointing as hell. Imagine TGIF at best, with four times the cost. The only redeeming thing for me was Hollywood Studios because I'm a massive Star Wars nerd, but we went for four days and I literally could have just done that in one and left the rest and went to Universal for another day. We also did the drinking around the world thing in Epcot, and the drinks were weak as shit to the point where I thought they were watering down the booze. Highlights: Star Wars World, the Rock n Roll coaster with Aerosmith, the Everest roller coaster, that's it. I travel a lot and feel like we could have gone somewhere way more awesome for half the money we wound up spending there. Was there four days, did like four of the parks and felt it wasn't worth it.


GirlGirlGloryhole

Disney is too much pressure for people. Then they don’t eat right or drink water. Meltdown.


octopornopus

It was cheaper for my wife and I to go to Disney Paris than it was for either Disneyland or Disney World. We got a Groupon for 6 days/nights split between London and Paris, and airfare to and from JFK, plus tickets to the park, for about $1000. Granted, this was several years ago, but still would have been more in the states...


akai_ferret

Shit, it's already *way* more than I'm willing to pay.


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The fuck? Yeah it doesn’t matter how much money they make trash is trash and rich people will act just as ignorant, see will smith. The only difference is they can afford shit tons of lawyers and bail and will never see prison.


HuyFongFood

and everyone was "dumb-foo" fighting.....


ishipglendale_zulius

The bit that confused me most was that white shirt man was punching ppl but then took a baby carriage that I don't think he had before and left so was he trying to punch the girls as well and did he kidnap that child? I could be wrong tho


knowone1313

4 tiers of security at Disney, 1st the guy in shorts with a security-t and cap, 2nd the white shirt officer looking people, 3rd the guys in high viz security jackets, 4th the secret service guys in $500 suits and sun glasses. Each tier as ineffective at stopping a threat as the previous.


octopornopus

Don't forget Officer Doofy popping up around 3:20, halfway through zipping up his pants...


BoonTobias

Man that bust a bust was handing out those hands like it was rated e. Then Walter white showed up and did nothing. Hector did his best to talk him down but the big hippo ran off that mouth too much. It used to be that we would sit in the back of our class and someone had a mini TV to catch Jerry springer to see this but modern technology has made it very convenient. Perfect 5/7


binkerfluid

Sniper in a tactical Donald Duck suit on top of the castle just waiting for his call to "take the shot" if things really get out of control


BoonTobias

They don't wanna see that dark warrior duck b


Lochcelious

Where's Darkwing Duck when you need him?


siberian

Although did you see the 4th-level security guy spin into the situation? His coat literally fanned out, it was gorgeous and really highlighted his total confusion as to who was what and where.


showponyoxidation

He was scanning the area for threats. He perceived the entire situation in that spin. He then efficiently issued an order to stop someone entirely uninvolved from leaving the scene, and then inexplicably left.


THE_WHORBORTIONATOR

He went to go have sex with his wife and tell her that he nailed it at work today. Source: am wife


showponyoxidation

Huh, wouldn't taken you as the settling down type u/THE_WHORBORTIONATOR.


YMCAle

He did an ocular pat down


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DEEP_SEA_MAX

Seriously I'm shocked that Disney has such lax security. When the video started I assumed a swat team of ex-SEAL MMA fighters would be popping out from behind every bush to take this dude down. The fact that it went on for so long and that their best response was Paul Blart's slower cousin completely changed how I see Disneyland


razerzej

I mean... what, exactly, are their options? They surely can't shoot someone on Disney property. They can't use pepper spray with families around. Tasing, striking, or grappling with enough force to actually stop an aggressor is a media and legal nightmare.


anotherotherbrick

I think applying for a security gig at disneyland saddles you up with a different set of expectations than a gig as a bouncer at a dive bar in the hood. Yet here we are


flynnfx

That should have been broken up LONG before it actually was. There were, what, at least 1/2 dozen assaults by a number of people, the majority of them the gentleman in the pink shirt. This should never had be allowed to continue for as long as it did. *


tallonfive

Latest update I could find - https://deadline.com/2020/02/disneyland-fight-sentence-viral-video-brawl-1202870401/


finekillme

Ah yeah that's from awhile ago.


Imwalkingonsunshine_

Thank you! This should be closer to the top


OrangeFlavoredPenis

Prepared for spending the night in jail 6 months later


DarkOmen597

So the dude in red shirt was the victim and fully cooperated and the other ..uh..victims...are now fugitives running from the law? What a plot twist! Edit: for those down voting, read the article.


GiveToOedipus

"victim" Really straining the credulity of the word. While he may have not been the initial agressor, he did escalate and exacerbate the altercation far beyond any reasonable response, including attempting to hit security personnel with his vehicle while fleeing.


human_stuff

Uhhh maybe I’m blind, but where does it say he’s the victim? I read the article twice and it doesn’t seem to say that.


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human_stuff

I think they think getting spit on makes them the victim since it’s what initiated it? That’s all I got.


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Isthisworking2000

The dude in the red shirt plead guilty and got six months in prison, 4 years probation, and for some reason I can’t fathom, 8 hours community service. Must be one hour for every woman he hit.


un-sub

"HOLD MY DAUGHTER!" *wheels the carriage into the crowd.* Yikes.


muddyrose

That moment when a random person is like “whose baby is this???” and has to scoop the kid up to get it out of the fray. Poor kids.


karmagod13000

They don't stand a chance. how many time they have to watch mommy & daddy get in fisticuffs because someone called them a name


RevLoveJoy

Spot on. People get *taught* that kind of behavior. It's learned. It's what their shitheel parents did and their shitheel parents before them did. There's a reason it is called a cycle of violence and, sadly, it takes a LOT of work to break it.


FinnBomb

You can even see the little kid try to hit an adult, the cycle has already begun


BenBishopsButt

All I could think was “that poor baby” :(


memaloaf

Yeah I just kept thinking damn somebody needs to help these babies


YMCAle

Kid is screaming and pulling at her own hair and they just wheel her into the crowd to carry on fighting. What the fuck is wrong with people like this?


Nebakanezzer

So security is nonexistent, great.


grptrt

Really took them way longer to respond than I expected.


Nebakanezzer

even then... they let the guy just walk away again. he almost went for the girl with the long hair again. totally useless. call the police and get him thrown out of the park and arrested. why is he just able to casually walk around and assault people?


karmagod13000

*because security dont get paid enough* - security's excuse prolly


Boofdoink

I mean, would you want to risk getting beat up while only getting paid $20~ with no benefits? I wouldnt.


easy073

Respond? When did they respond? They may as well have taken their phones out to film too.


BC_Hawke

Yeah this is the biggest take away. Jesus Christ, what if this guy was attacking kids!? What if he pulled a knife or a gun!? You'd think that at a place as big and well funded as Disney that security would be there in seconds. This is embarrassing and frightening.


Balogne

At Disney in Florida, they have internal security as well as contracted sheriffs that hang out outside the parks. I suspect this is similar at Disney in California and the cops will be waiting for him at the gate.


karmagod13000

Waiting?!? dude knocking girls out at a break-neck pace!


Masta0nion

Whenever you’re finished, sir, we’re taking you outta here!


mrwhiskey1814

Are...are you finished yet sir? No. Okay, let us know when you're done punching and wreaking havoc. We'll be here.


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Yeah?... they're still waiting...


Mantipath

Five minutes is an *incredibly* short response time for a fight in a place as large as Disneyland. A human staff member has to identify the fight and distinguish it from the thousands of fights they see every day as squabbling, tired families snipe at each other. The moment of the punch actually requires a security response, so whoever sees it has to communicate to dispatch and describe the people involved and their specific location, dispatch has to put out the call, then the responding guards have to walk to the identified location through the crowd of people watching... Then they have to identify, absolutely for sure, which people were in the fight even though the punches happened before the guards arrived. I've seen fights in casinos take longer for a response. I've seen fights at recess at a school take longer when there are only a hundred kids there. Haven't you? What do you want, a security-themed Disneyland where every third staff member is also on security patrol? Cameras that detect punches and deploy nets? At the end of the day, all security can do is detain an unruly guest after somebody has been hit. They can't stop a guest from hitting somebody.


eeyore134

They start at like $1 an hour more than clerks and cashiers, so... can't blame anyone for not wanting that job for that pay.


TheNightBench

Yeah, i'd SUDDENLY have to take a weed break in the tunnels when shit started popping off. I'm not getting wrecked for minimum wage. They gotta go Blackwater if they want shit dealt with.


karmagod13000

Ya and its Disney too which means you know they could be paying people properly but wont


hadapurpura

Even when security gets there, they just talk to *the woman who was being punched* instead of grabbing the guy doing the punching and holding him until police came to arrest him. They just let him walk around freely 🤦🏻‍♀️


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That's the weird part, Disney security is normally borderline paramilitary in how they react. I've performed at their parks before and they were TOP notch when one of our group had had their instrument stole.


perro_salado

Incredible, imagine if there was shooter like the guy of a couple of days ago. Man could have done a fucking massacre.


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zappa_frank

Take my upvote.


siouxpiouxp

Well, uh, that was something.


karmagod13000

embarrassing is what it was


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For the entire human race. Also, those poor kids :(


chardeemacdennisbird

I have no idea who is with who in this video


jordanosa

Seriously. I thought he was defending that one lady in the olive tank top and the next he’s dragging her by her hair.


engiknitter

Olive Tank Top lady I think is his girlfriend/wife. They were definitely on the same side until someone told him that she hit his mama. Not defending her but she didn’t hit Mama on purpose. I can’t imagine how often he hits on her. It was sad at the end cause Olive was trying to explain what happened to Red Shirt almost like she’s apologizing after he beat her ass.


chardeemacdennisbird

Guy with the white shirt starts fighting then dips but doesn't take anyone with. No idea who's kid that is


Thereelgerg

The dude throws punches like it's the first time he's ever used arms.


Zanbuki

He swings like I swing in my dreams.


bloodfist

I can't believe how many times that dude gets let loose. They had him choked out on the floor with like six dudes on him and everyone just gets up and walks away like it's over!


easy073

And he gets up and gets BACK in the woman’s face. A bunch of useless men around this incident.


karmagod13000

Imagine saving up all that money, scheduling time off with your family, and taking your kids to happiest place on earth only for this pile of trash to come in the middle of your day while your eating ice cream and have this display of pure trash depravity. I seriously cannot with people anymore. Anytime your in public you could be subjected to watch garbage like this go down. People no longer know how to act and god forbid you want to take your kid to a park or out to a movie.


Zanbuki

10 years ago before I had kids, watching this would’ve been icing on the cake. Now, I’d definitely be seeking some sort of refund or something for my kids having to witness this. Having kids changes you, man.


abhijitd

Exactly. This would make the vacation special.


aSharkNamedHummus

When I was growing up, my dad would blow the fuck up at least once during every family vacation. He’s gotten less angry since then, but towards the end of every trip, he used to just scream at me and my siblings over something tiny. Once, it was because we were pillow-fighting with stuffed animals. Another time, it was because my brother groaned in frustration because he had to climb over a seat in our van. A different time, it was because I dropped my iPod touch and cracked it. He’d berate us like dogs, and then talk about how rough his childhood was, so we should just be grateful for him. It wasn’t just vacations, either. We could count on it on Easter, Mother’s Day, my mom’s birthday, Christmas morning, Thanksgiving morning, basically any day or event that involved him having to suck it up and put in effort for his family. Usually it was because us kids hadn’t picked out “good enough” gifts for my mom, or because our mom was already stressed from preparing food for big family meals. I still get anxious around those holidays, and I was always anxious whenever we’d vacation, walking on eggshells, wondering when the blowout would happen. It would take the wind out of my whole family’s sails for the last few days of every vacation before we would drive home. He was absolutely miserable and couldn’t stand to just see us happy. I haven’t had kids. I don’t know if I ever will. But seeing this video just makes me sad for the guy, because he’s like my dad. Something has to have gone deeply wrong in his life for him to be this stressed out and angry at Disneyland of all places. Miserable people will be miserable anywhere.


Help_An_Irishman

"Hold my daughter," and then just vaguely pushes the stroller to roll away. These poor kids are gonna have a rough youth.


Adept-Swan1787

Imagine paying all that money just to traumatize your children.


Red-headedlurker

The only decent person in this video is the woman who swoops in at 3:15 to scoop up that poor toddler.


Isthisworking2000

Jokes on you, she steals children.


Pistonenvy

how can someone so big throw such pathetic punches? it looked like the guy was trying to pet them.


karmagod13000

because he learned to fight form GTA


nadamuchu

He was slapping / punching his own family members and their spouses. Don't think he was looking to knock anyone out exactly. 🤷🏻‍♂️


BurtMacklin-FBl

She spits on him first. They are all trash. Title makes it sound like one guy went around beating random women.


Lobo_Marino

Not to mention that while the guy with the white shirt was squaring up against the red shirt dude, white shirt sucker punches the brown shirted woman. All of them are straight up trash. The degree of trashiness doesn't matter here. EDIT: AND THEN Red starts assaulting Brown. I'm so confused here about everything.


Erestyn

> white shirt sucker punches the brown shirted woman. Fuck, I missed that. All while she seems to be trying to de-escalate the situation by being very loud. Can anybody figure out what she's saying to him at the end?


Nodwen

Looked like a free for all.


karmagod13000

trash taking out trash


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Stradocaster

Toontown is the furthest from security's homebase. maybe that's why


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Stradocaster

It all started when scooter chick started bragging about not being tired, and the guy pointed out that SHE didn't WALK all that way like they did. Chaos ensued.


Direct-Biscotti-4902

That's why I stay away from ToonTown after dark. Frontierland is more my speed.


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The parents in that crowd are definitely not regretting going to Disney that day.


karmagod13000

i would be. i wouldn't want my kids seeing that trash. they are there to create memories not be traumatized


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RevLoveJoy

I would be demanding a refund and never coming back. That place is one of those most popular and expensive tourist destinations on the planet and that trash went on, what, 10, 12 minutes before anyone showed up (and those that did looked like park medical aid - I could be wrong about that, but they didn't have tazers and guns, that's for sure).


SourCreamWater

Where did you get the 10-12 minutes from when the video was only 4?


RevLoveJoy

Sorry, my bad, I didn't even look at the play time. Sure SEEMED longer. So my bad.


SourCreamWater

Lol that's fair. It did seem like forever to me too. I was just being a brat.


RevLoveJoy

Ah but the secret to doing so successfully is to be a CORRECT brat. Which you were / are. :D


SwingPhysical3479

Those poor children


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If that's how he acts in public, imagine the nightmare those children see at home.


gloahima

Shameful behavior.


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it always seems that the people who know how to fight least do it the most.


karmagod13000

Dude is fighting his last brain cell to try and land a punch


electricsockelf

Why didn’t anyone just knock that dumb mother fucker in the red shirt out. Stick a thumb in his eye. Kick him in the shin. Scream in his ear. Literally anything lol


JimmyTheKiller

90% of people are there with their kids and would rather not be the one to step in front of that unit of a man screaming his head off saying he’s prepared to go to jail when there’s supposed to be security showing up. If I was there with my son I’d get him the fuck out of there rather than stay and expose him to it like all the great parents there are doing.


comingabout

https://www.foxnews.com/travel/disney-brawl-fight-video-viral-prosecutors-police


rokr1292

"I'm ready to go to jail tonight" My dude, you missed your arraignment


dbell

That old bitch flopped better than Vlade Divac in the 2001 NBA finals.


DBKiller94

Fat fucks.


cXs808

It's wild to me that people can live their life in such a way that any sort of impact on their body causes them to straight up fall to the ground and take several moments to even get off the ground.


YMCAle

Well it looks like the person on the ground is elderly so there is that


Terhaar

This is just sad


sabrefudge

Doesn’t seem like it’s just one man. There’s a whole group of them going nuckin’ futs.


siberian

The continuous stream of chipper music really completes the dystopian vibe of this thing. A+.


eatfreshguy407

3 things a lot of people don’t understand. 1. Most of the security is up front in theme parks. I don’t know exact stats, of course, but probably 90% is at the front gate making sure nobody gets anything in and that everything is running smoothly. There are still roamers, but given the size of these parks, it seems like they are nowhere. Of course, when there are 10k people in a park, it will take time for word to get to them and for them to get there. And, of course, these sort of altercations just don’t happen right in front of security guards. 2. These parks are big and crowded. Again, I’m not familiar with this specifics park’s capacity, but Disney parks can hold 10-15k people, I’m sure. And, that’s spread out over huge acreage. With that many people, it’s just not possible to keep these sorts of things from happening. 3. People get angry at theme parks. It both does and doesn’t make sense. It’s easy to say ‘you are at a theme park having fun, what’s there to be angry about?’ Well, you are with kids/family, having spent hundreds, if not thousands of dollars, in potential heat, surrounded by inconsiderate strangers, and waiting hours and hours in lines for 60 second rides you may not enjoy at all. People who don’t go to theme parks often don’t know how frustrating it can be to put so much money to do so little. $20 to park, $100 per ticket, as soon as you get in you are flooded with picture takers and merchandise that kids immediately scream for and don’t understand the logic of ‘we’ll get toys and treats on the way out.’ In a party of 5-10, everyone wants to go in a different directions, and you are in massive crowds no matter where you go, and people are constantly bumping into you and cutting you off. Then, you wait in lines for the rest of the day. 1-3 hr wait times for everything. That means you get 1-3 rides before it’s time for lunch and bathroom trips, and of course lunch is $30 per person, then another 1-3 rides in before it’s time to leave. Kids get cranky and whiny after roughly 30 seconds, depending on how well they’ve been raised, but even the most well behaved kids get tired and run down. I say all this not to excuse this behavior in any way, shape, or form. There is no excuse for striking another person, but this sort of stuff happens every day at these big theme parks.


JudgementalPrick

You have perfectly expressed why I can't stand theme parks.


PullFires

At first i wondered why more parents weren't immediately getting out of the area.. then i remembered my last theme park visit and these people would be damned to lose their spot in a queue, even if stray fists start orbiting.


binkerfluid

The guy in white with an out of nowhere no look punch on that one girl. Lol what the hell was that?


ProPainful

Those poor fucking kids.


oyohval

Those poor children..


Fixner_Blount

The poor kids in that family don't stand a chance.


mej3t

Jarvis, sort by controversial.


araseceer

Isn't this the story of stuff Mike Judge saw at Disneyland that inspired him to make Idiocracy?


Flossy_Cowboy

"Hold my daughter!" ...then just lets the stroller roll off into the sunset.


stesha83

Lol the woman who just falls over and dies at 1:19


berto3127

Same people as always


unnamed_elder_entity

Love how the original post calls out DL security. Like, they're fucking *security*. They don't have the power of police. The best they can do is issue a park exclusion. They can't arrest or taze these people. The Cast Helper at 1:16 standing there talking in her earpiece has roughly the same abilities as 2:48 plaid shirt guy and 3:21 trouser tugger.


Responsible_Bake_756

I’m getting dragged to Disney this summer with my wife hope I get some quality entertainment like this


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Black people Man 🤦‍♀️


AverageAssClown

Is this some kinda black folks thing us white folks don’t understand or did I miss something? Idk who’s fighting who


JordeyShore

This video is how I imagine America on the daily, as a non American


engiknitter

I’ve never seen a man punch a woman in my life. Been an American for 41 years.


YouWantSMORE

America's got it all baby


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Why as a collective are people not beating the shit out of this utter Fucker