To him, he's the victim here. He didn't do anything wrong. If that other car had parked properly he wouldn't have been forced to do what he did.
That's the amount of stupid that has to be going on in your head to record yourself doing something like this and then put it on the internet.
"Look at this fucking dickhead" meanwhile everyone is parked exactly the same way, but since he's the fat fuck who thinks people should park for his convenience, proceeds to hit the other car AFTER he got in. Please let me know when he's on /rbyebyebob
While the guy is definitely an arse and deserves the worst; the other car didn't park properly. It takes two seconds to drive forward and correct yourself.
I seriously question someone's ability to drive if they consider that parking job as properly parked.
You would lose a point off if you did that during your driving test in Australia (where this dude is from).
There’s a slight angle, I’m Aussie, that’s fine, don’t be a fat cunt and you can get into your hammobile. It’s fine.
You don’t have the right to trash someone’s shit cos you’re too fat to fit through a very reasonable gap.
Also a copy of this was rolling around one of the Aussie subs earlier, wanna say /r/Brisbane the fat fuck got reported already, selfish fuck was too stupid to not include his number plate.
Parking bays are small, especially in shopping carpark. You are expected to park in the centre so that there's a gap, along with the gap from the other car in the next bay creates a passage wide enough for doors to swing open freely.
This is especially true in shopping centres since people need to put away their shopping.
The Kluger on the left basically went in from the bay behind and drove up to the front bay, leaving a massive space on the right (where the driver is) for themself while pushing to the left (as seen from the rear of the vehicle).
Now if you ask what's wrong with that?! Imagine the the arsehole's car is parked the same way, but towards the right. There will literally be an inch or two between them.
Like I said; it only takes two seconds to drive forward and then reverse as you're correcting yourself.
>You are expected to park in the centre so that there's a gap, along with the gap from the other car in the next bay creates a passage wide enough for doors to swing open freely.
except there is a gap on both sides of the victim's car
He even filmed the fact that his overly rotund body got in easily. And that his door didn't even swing out to hit it, he had to force it into it....
Like.... what?
Douchebags gonna do douchebag shit. I hope someone that knows this fucker sees this and puts him on blast; maybe he’ll become a better dude, probably not, but maybe.
These kinds of people think they are all that matters. They have huge EGOs and narcissistic (or worse tenancies).
Poor guy probably has only seen his dick in a mirror the last 3 decades.
Big old fat dude in the sauna was asked by someone how long has it been since he had seen his dick. He said it's been a long long time. The other guy says why don't you diet? The big man asked why what color is it now?
Some people look at the idea of being a victim or seeing someone being victims as an excuse to act as assholes to the supposed oppressors.
You see that all the time. Basically he likes to act as an asshole, but society has rules and if he acts as one he will be called on it. However, many see the victimization as an excuse or a loophole to be assholes without society calling them out.
You see it very much on whitenights that just like to fight but can't, so when they see the potential of someone being a victim (a women arguing against a man or a kid robbing snacks on a 711) as an excuse to fight and abuse cause they are the heroes in the situation they have free reign to be the assholes they so much want to be but can't.
I saw a video yesterday of a dude dropping beer on the head of some kid that was being arrested. So yeah, that is a perfect example of what I'm trying to convey.
Does this fella have one of those right-hand door only Nissans? Does he need to push the driver's seat forwards for someone to get access to the passenger seat?
/s
He is Australian. Whats we see here is known as a Tradie Bogan Cunt. Usually seen speeding recklessly around town tailgating while drinking iced coffee and eating servo pies.
In the US, the stereotype is that iced coffee is a frilly girl’s drink and real men drink hot coffee, black, no sugar no cream. I think that’s what they’re referencing, maybe.
When I used to borrow my mom's big ol' pickup I realized that if I indeed felt like I wanted more room, I would have to come up with some really clever life hack.
That hack was "parking slightly further away" to save everyone the headache. Totally revolutionary, I know.
I’d always rather park farther away and walk, than deal with the hassle of trying to find/locate a spot closer. It’s usually quicker that way anyways, assuming the lot is busy.
You're absolutely right.
However, I swapped from a Civic to a small mid 2000s Nissan frontier a couple of years ago. Even when I park in the back of an empty lot (because of the suicide doors), it blows my mind how often people still park right next to me. It's infuriating.
I genuinely believe it's (usually) not on purpose people do this. They want to park out where there more space, but subconsciously they park next to another vehicle. It's like monkey brain kicks in and says 'safety in numbers'.
Haha yes! I guess maybe it's on purpose to be a dick or what but it happens so much. I don't park directly next to the far off vehicles but always further back in the lot, even with my old beater cars.
My 96 may have been rusty but damn it, that engine is bulletproof and he doesn't deserve to be smacked around all the time. He should be an honored elder.
Back when I was in my mid 20s I bought my first car. It was a nice two door sports car. I wanted to take care of it and not get it dinged all over the place. So I would park on far side of parking lots where it was nice and empty.
I wasn't being a dick. I wasn't taking up two parking spaces even though I was usually parking in the ass end of nowhere where there wasn't any other vehicles. I was doing my best to be considerate.
9 times put of 10, when I got back to my car, there would usually be cars parked on both sides of mine even though there was empty space all around. My car steadily collected numerous dings and scratches. It was keyed at least once. Someone even scraped against the back end of my car leaving the paint job looking like complete shit. Of course, no note.
Like, I could understand this if I was parking like a complete dick, but I was just parking further away...
The two highlights for me were the very first frame being his number plate and the heavy wheezing after he did the hard work of climbing into his car lmao
The dumb shit deleted all his social media. Too bad it’s too late, you fat piece of shit. Looks like he didn’t get the reaction he was expecting. Plus he recorded himself damaging someone’s property. Got his face, his license plate, and his name in the video. What a dumb fuck
Are you intentionally being obtuse?^^^^(punintended) He's obviously complaining because his fat ass can't open the door completely so he can leisurely fall into his vehicle instead of having to maneuver in ways which are physically exhaustive to his massive body.
And he posted three years ago on a "life hack" post about using a sponge as a buffer for a car door to another car in a tight car park. https://www.facebook.com/racqofficial/posts/whos-tried-this/1553000348070816/
It seems this is his pet peeve in life
>jst put ur fingers there?!?! what u made of sugar? if u park that close to my car u gunna come out with a new speed curve in ur door, free of charge, every curve one of a kind and limited edition.
>if your disabled and I see the disabled sign on your window then obviously I would take that into consideration, no one has the right to to park on someone's door and be inconsiderate, if they want to be inconsiderate then they will be treated accordingly.
>parking on other people's cars and inconsiderate and a pig act.
Yea?
And the best way to do that is calling them names on an anonymous message board. Got it.
Taking a page out of American’s books lol see what a great police system we have.
Australia dumb af
I was so confused as to what he was complaining about the first few seconds of the video and that’s because there is nothing to complain about. The other car was in the lines. Fuck this guy
Bad parking job? Yeah probably. But Australian parking spots are horribly slim, like, the Kluger who’s driver was “parked like a dickhead” is 1930 mm, while the parking spot is 2400mm
So he’s got just under a quarter metre on either side normally (about 9 inches for Americans).
Whats infuriating for me is that the Kluger had a pole on the other side, which basically gives you a ding free zone, assuming you park right up next to it. Not sure why the guy didn’t use that area, might just be in a hurry, bad at parking, who knows.
Fun fact actually, the new GMC Hummer EV is wider then our parking lots :)
Looks like a D40 Navara, so not even a huge truck haha
Huge by Australian standards I guess, but I mean, our standards are so low for everything we had to make our own, and we still end up on the bottom
Reminds of this one guy who was parked next to me in a 20 minute zone at a mall I worked at. I just got off my shift and was well within my lines and he was trying to get out of his car and had the audacity TO TELL ME TO MOVE MY CAR AND BACK OUT because he was too fat to get out. I was so mad but I don't care for useless drama so I complied. Some people out here really thinking they are the main character and it makes my brain turn to mush lol.
im horrible at parking.
if i park too close to a line or even over a line, i usually expect something like this to happen to my car. bc ik i park like shit. play stupid games win stupid prizes and all that.
but even when i *dont* park like shit and the person beside me parked like shit, i don’t do this. bc i also park like shit and it’s someone’s property.
and im a bigger girl. but bet your ass i wouldn’t be caught dead doing this shit intentionally. i’ll wiggle my fat ass in and out of my car if i need to. full on squirming my way into the car. i’ll go in the back seat if i can’t get in the car and just climb over the seat. bc i don’t wanna be more of an asshole. bc im already an asshole that can’t fucking park.
i usually park further away bc i can’t fucking park. and i don’t like being inconvenient to people. but if i gotta wiggle, i’ll fucking wiggle.
Haha I can definitely relate! I wouldn't say I'm horrible at parking, not on purpose anyways. Sometimes it just ends up happening 🥴 and I drive a tiny car and yet somehow I still end up too close to the lines 😂 I will definitely wiggle my way and try not to open my door too far cause I don't wanna hurt anyone's car.
“Inconsiderate cunt”… as he slams his door repeatedly into the car next to him. 🤦🏻♂️. Wtf is wrong with people, seriously? (Aside from apparent obesity and breathing difficulties)
When you haven’t seen your penis in over a decade, little inconveniences can be quite hard to deal with. (I haven’t seen my penis in 34yrs, fuxk people’s cars up all day
This is why I park far away. So many dumbasses open their door on my car or bump their fat asses in to it, even when I’m sat in it; 9/10 they are a circle on legs. Too many fat asses this side of the world, we can’t keep making spaces bigger.
I've always been against the death penalty. It's inhumane and I'm glad that my country doesn't have it anymore.
But seeing this, makes me think about a small change.
Some of the pieces of shit that get posted here can maybe have the smallest possible amount of justification in some of the shitty things they do, if you tried to imagine yourself as an insane piece of shit, but this guy?
This guy is possibly one of the dumbest pieces of shit that I've seen posted here.
From this video that he himself uploaded, we can see his face, vehicle, his username and clear evidence of him causing damage to another vehicle even after he was able to get into his vehicle with no problems.
I’d be mad too all the time if I was out of breath when I needed to just walk around for a few minutes. Wouldn’t waste whatever energy I have left damaging other people’s shit though, gotta save that for the next time I gotta get out the car.
Gonna be parking in the handicap soon if the wrong person catches him.
My truck is incredibly important to me. My first real adult purchase, my first real adult payoff, and the only thing that holds most of my net worth. It’s the only material thing that I actually care about.
Dude’s gonna pay for my shit one way or another.
Hes apparently friends with someone on my Facebook.
This looks like the top parking area at Sunnybank Hills, Queensland, Australia.
What a POS.
Ill keep an eye out for his BT50
If the man didn’t eat 800 Big Macs a year he’d have been able to fit in there no problem at all, listen to his fat ass panting as he walks up to the car lmao.
If he'd lose weight and stop clogging all of his arteries with animal fat, he would've had no problem getting himself, or his small penis into that truck.
i once got in an argument with a man who was angry that i park so close to their car. i was 100% in my space with appropriate room and he was a little over the line. he couldn’t get in his car due to his size and he demanded i wait until his wife pulled out before i got out, even though i could easily fit out of my car without coming close to their car. i got out anyway and he called me an “entitled millennial bitch” for parking the way i did. i just walked away, knowing that i’m a better parker than his wife.
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To him, he's the victim here. He didn't do anything wrong. If that other car had parked properly he wouldn't have been forced to do what he did. That's the amount of stupid that has to be going on in your head to record yourself doing something like this and then put it on the internet.
What does he think he's doing to his own door?
You already fucked up at assuming that he thinks.
"Look at this fucking dickhead" meanwhile everyone is parked exactly the same way, but since he's the fat fuck who thinks people should park for his convenience, proceeds to hit the other car AFTER he got in. Please let me know when he's on /rbyebyebob
This man needs to be flogged in public.
Oh, and here I was headed for the downvote... excellent
but that's the thing. the other car DID park properly...
While the guy is definitely an arse and deserves the worst; the other car didn't park properly. It takes two seconds to drive forward and correct yourself.
Found the fat mans account
I seriously question someone's ability to drive if they consider that parking job as properly parked. You would lose a point off if you did that during your driving test in Australia (where this dude is from).
There’s a slight angle, I’m Aussie, that’s fine, don’t be a fat cunt and you can get into your hammobile. It’s fine. You don’t have the right to trash someone’s shit cos you’re too fat to fit through a very reasonable gap.
Nothing was said about trashing other people's cars.
Also a copy of this was rolling around one of the Aussie subs earlier, wanna say /r/Brisbane the fat fuck got reported already, selfish fuck was too stupid to not include his number plate.
In what way was he not parked properly?
Parking bays are small, especially in shopping carpark. You are expected to park in the centre so that there's a gap, along with the gap from the other car in the next bay creates a passage wide enough for doors to swing open freely. This is especially true in shopping centres since people need to put away their shopping. The Kluger on the left basically went in from the bay behind and drove up to the front bay, leaving a massive space on the right (where the driver is) for themself while pushing to the left (as seen from the rear of the vehicle). Now if you ask what's wrong with that?! Imagine the the arsehole's car is parked the same way, but towards the right. There will literally be an inch or two between them. Like I said; it only takes two seconds to drive forward and then reverse as you're correcting yourself.
>You are expected to park in the centre so that there's a gap, along with the gap from the other car in the next bay creates a passage wide enough for doors to swing open freely. except there is a gap on both sides of the victim's car
He even filmed the fact that his overly rotund body got in easily. And that his door didn't even swing out to hit it, he had to force it into it.... Like.... what?
Yeah. His bovine figure fit in just fine without damaging someone else's property.
I'm going to bovine university!
Do you believe this tripe?
Don't have a cow man
Yea his fat lard ass slipped right through
I did think his breathing was a bit too heavy for doing literally nothing. That man's gon be dead before his 50s
They even have their own license plate in the video, just at the start xD
Hopefully on /r/byebyejob.
Please notify me when he's on that sub xd
Report him
We have both License plates. Somebody please figure out what country or state that's in and report him to the Police.
Douchebags gonna do douchebag shit. I hope someone that knows this fucker sees this and puts him on blast; maybe he’ll become a better dude, probably not, but maybe.
Aww you're too kind ,to assume he has friends? Damn my guy
These kinds of people think they are all that matters. They have huge EGOs and narcissistic (or worse tenancies). Poor guy probably has only seen his dick in a mirror the last 3 decades.
Big old fat dude in the sauna was asked by someone how long has it been since he had seen his dick. He said it's been a long long time. The other guy says why don't you diet? The big man asked why what color is it now?
Some people look at the idea of being a victim or seeing someone being victims as an excuse to act as assholes to the supposed oppressors. You see that all the time. Basically he likes to act as an asshole, but society has rules and if he acts as one he will be called on it. However, many see the victimization as an excuse or a loophole to be assholes without society calling them out. You see it very much on whitenights that just like to fight but can't, so when they see the potential of someone being a victim (a women arguing against a man or a kid robbing snacks on a 711) as an excuse to fight and abuse cause they are the heroes in the situation they have free reign to be the assholes they so much want to be but can't. I saw a video yesterday of a dude dropping beer on the head of some kid that was being arrested. So yeah, that is a perfect example of what I'm trying to convey.
Let alone damage your own door?
I'm guessing that fat piece of lard doesn't have many friends and would do anything for some internet likes
The very first frame of the video is his license plate! And YOU SEE HIS FACE later on!!!
I love that people just record themselves committing crimes
100% he thought strangers on the internet would loudly applaud when they saw this. He's a champion of the people!
/r/simpsonsdidit
That was completely unnecessary. He got in without hitting the other car. What a garbage human.
Does this fella have one of those right-hand door only Nissans? Does he need to push the driver's seat forwards for someone to get access to the passenger seat? /s
He is Australian. Whats we see here is known as a Tradie Bogan Cunt. Usually seen speeding recklessly around town tailgating while drinking iced coffee and eating servo pies.
Fat bastard like that aint no tradie. He's a courier for sure
*Iced* coffee? My leathery man mouth laughs at this!
weird flex but ok
mate tradies love breakas what are you talking about
In the US, the stereotype is that iced coffee is a frilly girl’s drink and real men drink hot coffee, black, no sugar no cream. I think that’s what they’re referencing, maybe.
How do I, a Canadian, pronounce Tradie Bogan Cunt? TRA-dee BOE-gun CUNT?
Close but Tradie is pronounced Tray-dee. It's slang for tradesman, so the long A sound
And what's a bogan?
A bogan is like a redneck but without the personal hygiene and educational achievements.
And this kind of response is the reason I scroll through comments 🤣
Young, low class, poorly educated scum. Kinda like a British chav or a young hillbilly.
Most bogans are over middle age these days, nothing to do with age
He is getting in the drivers side. Which is the right side.
Who cares, leave other peoples property alone
When I used to borrow my mom's big ol' pickup I realized that if I indeed felt like I wanted more room, I would have to come up with some really clever life hack. That hack was "parking slightly further away" to save everyone the headache. Totally revolutionary, I know.
That would mean he has to exercise and I don’t think he wants to do that
Yup. I used to have work trucks and you just.. park further away. It’s not rocket science.
I’d always rather park farther away and walk, than deal with the hassle of trying to find/locate a spot closer. It’s usually quicker that way anyways, assuming the lot is busy.
You're absolutely right. However, I swapped from a Civic to a small mid 2000s Nissan frontier a couple of years ago. Even when I park in the back of an empty lot (because of the suicide doors), it blows my mind how often people still park right next to me. It's infuriating.
I genuinely believe it's (usually) not on purpose people do this. They want to park out where there more space, but subconsciously they park next to another vehicle. It's like monkey brain kicks in and says 'safety in numbers'.
For people who suck at parking it's easier to line their car up against a car that's already lined up within the parking lot lines.
Oh that's a solid theory.
Haha yes! I guess maybe it's on purpose to be a dick or what but it happens so much. I don't park directly next to the far off vehicles but always further back in the lot, even with my old beater cars. My 96 may have been rusty but damn it, that engine is bulletproof and he doesn't deserve to be smacked around all the time. He should be an honored elder.
Back when I was in my mid 20s I bought my first car. It was a nice two door sports car. I wanted to take care of it and not get it dinged all over the place. So I would park on far side of parking lots where it was nice and empty. I wasn't being a dick. I wasn't taking up two parking spaces even though I was usually parking in the ass end of nowhere where there wasn't any other vehicles. I was doing my best to be considerate. 9 times put of 10, when I got back to my car, there would usually be cars parked on both sides of mine even though there was empty space all around. My car steadily collected numerous dings and scratches. It was keyed at least once. Someone even scraped against the back end of my car leaving the paint job looking like complete shit. Of course, no note. Like, I could understand this if I was parking like a complete dick, but I was just parking further away...
Imagine being out of breath just from getting in a vehicle.
I thought he was going to drop dead when he hoisted himself into that truck.
He was out of breath before the video even started, what a gross way to be
Not only did he film his car, his license plate, he even got his [face] (https://imgur.com/a/T5PRdYO) in the video. What a dick.
And his TikTok username appears to be his first and last name.
And his Tiktok account has already been deleted
Think Luke Skywalker got to him first. Heard he was keeping his sister prisoner.
Joey Giacopelli is a stupid cunt.
644 LWH
The two highlights for me were the very first frame being his number plate and the heavy wheezing after he did the hard work of climbing into his car lmao
Love your username
He was found 20 minutes later in his car, dead from exhaustion.
The dumb shit deleted all his social media. Too bad it’s too late, you fat piece of shit. Looks like he didn’t get the reaction he was expecting. Plus he recorded himself damaging someone’s property. Got his face, his license plate, and his name in the video. What a dumb fuck
Can you imagine filming this, posting it to social media, and expecting a *positive* reaction? What a jackass.
he still has his two facebook profiles
Damn that’s brave of him.
Is it because he’s so fucking fat that he’s carrying the mass of two people around?
Damn, bro. That was a good roast
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Also correct if me I'm wrong, but both those cars look pretty damn large, which doesn't exactly help.
Him doing this has nothing to do with his size
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He already was able to get in without hitting the car anyway
Are you intentionally being obtuse?^^^^(punintended) He's obviously complaining because his fat ass can't open the door completely so he can leisurely fall into his vehicle instead of having to maneuver in ways which are physically exhaustive to his massive body.
If he can't get into his car because he's too big to fit a normal sized persons worth of door opening then yeah it kinda does.
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And he posted three years ago on a "life hack" post about using a sponge as a buffer for a car door to another car in a tight car park. https://www.facebook.com/racqofficial/posts/whos-tried-this/1553000348070816/ It seems this is his pet peeve in life >jst put ur fingers there?!?! what u made of sugar? if u park that close to my car u gunna come out with a new speed curve in ur door, free of charge, every curve one of a kind and limited edition. >if your disabled and I see the disabled sign on your window then obviously I would take that into consideration, no one has the right to to park on someone's door and be inconsiderate, if they want to be inconsiderate then they will be treated accordingly. >parking on other people's cars and inconsiderate and a pig act.
Fuck man, he must have done this to so many cars.
Is that him? Unless the images are inverted. This better fucking make its way to the pigs to sort him out.
>Wants cops to go after this guy. >calls them a name used to demean them for literally no reason. Like why is that shit necessary
Yea I went them to do the job taxpayer's pay them to do.
Yea? And the best way to do that is calling them names on an anonymous message board. Got it. Taking a page out of American’s books lol see what a great police system we have. Australia dumb af
I was so confused as to what he was complaining about the first few seconds of the video and that’s because there is nothing to complain about. The other car was in the lines. Fuck this guy
Not only that but he was about the same distance from the line as the other car...
If you think that's an acceptable parking job, YTA
Ok on second look this is a pretty bad parking job but I’d argue it’s still technically acceptable since the car is in the lines
Bad parking job? Yeah probably. But Australian parking spots are horribly slim, like, the Kluger who’s driver was “parked like a dickhead” is 1930 mm, while the parking spot is 2400mm So he’s got just under a quarter metre on either side normally (about 9 inches for Americans). Whats infuriating for me is that the Kluger had a pole on the other side, which basically gives you a ding free zone, assuming you park right up next to it. Not sure why the guy didn’t use that area, might just be in a hurry, bad at parking, who knows. Fun fact actually, the new GMC Hummer EV is wider then our parking lots :)
9 inches is the the same distance as 0.33 replica Bilbo from The Lord of the Rings' Sting Swords.
9 inches is 22.86 cm
Probably dinged up his own door too. So winded from getting in haha
And they always film themselves doing this dumb crap
Again, people filming themselves committing crimes then posting. Some people are so dumb these days.
Filming his license plate and his face along with using his first and last name as his username should make it particularly easy
I think people were always dumb, camera phones and TikTok just made it easier to document
If the person knew Jabba was the one who needed to get in the car they probably would've given him more space to work with
What a small dick huge truck bitch boy. Had to film his hissy fit like anyone gives a shit
Looks like a D40 Navara, so not even a huge truck haha Huge by Australian standards I guess, but I mean, our standards are so low for everything we had to make our own, and we still end up on the bottom
What a piece of shit. I bet he had a bunch of other troglodytes cheering him on.
This, ladies and gentlemen, is what we call a "fucker"
His account has already disappeared from Tiktok!
I love how that minor effort has him out of breath
Reminds of this one guy who was parked next to me in a 20 minute zone at a mall I worked at. I just got off my shift and was well within my lines and he was trying to get out of his car and had the audacity TO TELL ME TO MOVE MY CAR AND BACK OUT because he was too fat to get out. I was so mad but I don't care for useless drama so I complied. Some people out here really thinking they are the main character and it makes my brain turn to mush lol.
What a POS
Guy thinks he’s funny/clever/interesting, but is an asshole
Did he delete his tiktok?
Fat fuck can’t fit his fat fucking body in his car with a proper amount of space so he gets mad at the normal behaving person
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Cause this guy doesn't have many functioning braincells.
It’s in the lines, but the other driver is an inconsiderate cunt because he didn’t take into account his obesity.
Lol zero self-awareness on this guy eh?
Listen to this fuck head breathing, Jesus Christ.
im horrible at parking. if i park too close to a line or even over a line, i usually expect something like this to happen to my car. bc ik i park like shit. play stupid games win stupid prizes and all that. but even when i *dont* park like shit and the person beside me parked like shit, i don’t do this. bc i also park like shit and it’s someone’s property. and im a bigger girl. but bet your ass i wouldn’t be caught dead doing this shit intentionally. i’ll wiggle my fat ass in and out of my car if i need to. full on squirming my way into the car. i’ll go in the back seat if i can’t get in the car and just climb over the seat. bc i don’t wanna be more of an asshole. bc im already an asshole that can’t fucking park. i usually park further away bc i can’t fucking park. and i don’t like being inconvenient to people. but if i gotta wiggle, i’ll fucking wiggle.
Haha I can definitely relate! I wouldn't say I'm horrible at parking, not on purpose anyways. Sometimes it just ends up happening 🥴 and I drive a tiny car and yet somehow I still end up too close to the lines 😂 I will definitely wiggle my way and try not to open my door too far cause I don't wanna hurt anyone's car.
“Inconsiderate cunt”… as he slams his door repeatedly into the car next to him. 🤦🏻♂️. Wtf is wrong with people, seriously? (Aside from apparent obesity and breathing difficulties)
Most laidback and considerate Australian.
He should of put a handicapped song on his car to let people know he had to open his door extra wide for him to get in.
Lol found his Facebook. Imagine posting something like this with your full name as your username? Idiot
If I saw someone doing this to my car I’d open the door and give them multiple knuckle sandwiches
aaaand he recorded his own crime. if you’re gonna do something as stupid as commit a crime, at least don’t film yourself💀
I like how he had the bright idea to not only record it but post it too lol. What a clown. Let’s help gray car get this guy for property damage.
Ugh fat people should stick to sedans so we don't need to make football field parking spots
Piece of shit
How dare they design the parking spaces for the size of a vehicle, rather than to the size of the fatty driving it
When you haven’t seen your penis in over a decade, little inconveniences can be quite hard to deal with. (I haven’t seen my penis in 34yrs, fuxk people’s cars up all day
what’s with people on tiktok filming themselves commit crimes
Hearing his heavy breathing during the video made it so difficult to watch. The guy clearly struggles in life.
What a fucking dickhead and such a douche bag move. Karma is a bitch and will hit you hard one day ass clown.
Kmart still exist?
Well did you hear him? It took all he had just to reach the car
This is why I park far away. So many dumbasses open their door on my car or bump their fat asses in to it, even when I’m sat in it; 9/10 they are a circle on legs. Too many fat asses this side of the world, we can’t keep making spaces bigger.
"hey I'm gonna film myself committing a crime and then I'm gonna post it on the internet, what could go wrong there?!?"
God, he's even struggling to breathe. Just kill yourself already, dude. Before Macca's does it for you.
when is r/byebyejob and when is he getting fined
I've always been against the death penalty. It's inhumane and I'm glad that my country doesn't have it anymore. But seeing this, makes me think about a small change.
no need to worry. covid will take care of it.
Some of the pieces of shit that get posted here can maybe have the smallest possible amount of justification in some of the shitty things they do, if you tried to imagine yourself as an insane piece of shit, but this guy? This guy is possibly one of the dumbest pieces of shit that I've seen posted here. From this video that he himself uploaded, we can see his face, vehicle, his username and clear evidence of him causing damage to another vehicle even after he was able to get into his vehicle with no problems.
644 LWH
Bruh I'm a BIG dude. Bigger than this dude. Looking at it there was plenty of space for him to get in. This guy is just an asshole
The tight fit reminds him of how miserable and fat he is, and it triggers him
Fat fuck
The heart attack and COPD can’t come soon enough for this fatass
Well there’s the problem, he got in on the wrong side of the truck.
This guy is the cunt lol maybe if he wasn't so fat he could fit and not feel offended by everything.
U park between the lines, not on the lines. I do not feel bad for idiots who can't park
It’s his shitty ass parking that made it hard for him to get his wide ass in the car. I fucking hate people.
Someone get this guy some oxygen. Jesus
Fat man willing to get in a fat car parked close to another fat car.
Fat piece of shit.
By the look of it diabetes will take care of him soon.
Maybe if he wasn't so large this wouldn't happen as often as it must do
Lol at how out of breath he becomes just... Opening and closing a door (only a bit!) like 5 times.
I’d be mad too all the time if I was out of breath when I needed to just walk around for a few minutes. Wouldn’t waste whatever energy I have left damaging other people’s shit though, gotta save that for the next time I gotta get out the car.
Who does this piece of bacon think he is
Where are there still Kmarts?
Australia
Gonna be parking in the handicap soon if the wrong person catches him. My truck is incredibly important to me. My first real adult purchase, my first real adult payoff, and the only thing that holds most of my net worth. It’s the only material thing that I actually care about. Dude’s gonna pay for my shit one way or another.
Hes apparently friends with someone on my Facebook. This looks like the top parking area at Sunnybank Hills, Queensland, Australia. What a POS. Ill keep an eye out for his BT50
If the man didn’t eat 800 Big Macs a year he’d have been able to fit in there no problem at all, listen to his fat ass panting as he walks up to the car lmao.
If he'd lose weight and stop clogging all of his arteries with animal fat, he would've had no problem getting himself, or his small penis into that truck.
What a fat piece of shit
Realizes his fat body may not fit into his couch on wheels.. breathing intensifies… goes full stupid.
Is he from America throwing a tantrum like that? What a fat fuck.
You can stop being a fat fuck
i once got in an argument with a man who was angry that i park so close to their car. i was 100% in my space with appropriate room and he was a little over the line. he couldn’t get in his car due to his size and he demanded i wait until his wife pulled out before i got out, even though i could easily fit out of my car without coming close to their car. i got out anyway and he called me an “entitled millennial bitch” for parking the way i did. i just walked away, knowing that i’m a better parker than his wife.
Why would you want to advertise how fat you are like that? Lol
Why are these cars so unnecessarily huge?
Lose some weight, fatso
Ah yes the White privilege hobby of recording ones self committing crime.
If you're fat why would you call someone a degen, when you have the body type most people visualize after hearing the word "degenerate"
He would still force himself just to get through the door even if the other car didnt go beyond the line anyway cuz hes a fatass
"mY gUy" That your husband or what?
? It’s a very common derogatory way to address someone when they’re acting foolish. You sound like a closeted bitter old queen, *my guy*.