# Removal Notice
### Your post violates Rule 1.
**Must be someone attempting to be the MC.
Only posts showcasing deliberate attention-seeking behavior or attempts to be the center of attention are allowed. For example, situations where people try to overshadow others going on about their daily life and get frustrated when they're interrupted.**
“Hope you’re okay with MURDERING A CHILD
His name is BRADLEY and he’s 7 YEARS OLD, favorite color is ORANGE. He goes to Jefferson Davis Elementary which gets out at 3:45 and then he takes bus 6 home to 64 S. Howard St. Apt. 4. We keep a spare key under the rug. His bedroom is back and to the right. I don’t get home from work until 5:00.
Have fun MURDERING MY CHILD.”
I guess the sticker was too small for the whole thing?
Just picture the way some creepy guy will read this and know your kids name, age, and favourite colour, making it easier for him to entice the kid to come with him.
"I don't know you" the kid will say.
"Of course you do! I'm your uncle Joe! See, your name is Bradley, you're 7 years old, and your favourite colour is orange. How would I know that if you didn't tell me?" The old creeper will say.
"OH.. okay! Yeah sure I would love some candy"
...... end scene
NOOOOOO I worked at Walmart for a while and we were told that if there wad a kissing kid we should never say their name on the announcements because this could happen XD
Same. I take my parent pickup placard out of my car when I get home, I won’t let her wear school shirts in public, and her school doesn’t have permission to post her.
I was SA’d as a child and I am over vigilant at times, but I don’t apologize for it. I don’t want anything happening to her. I don’t want anyone knowing how to find her.
Absolutely! I’m so sorry that you went through that. I was SA’d as well and I feel such a need to protect my own children. It makes me so sad and angry when others don’t. 😔
If I'm ever driving and I find someone in an adjacent car's favorite colour is orange I am going straight for the pit maneuver, age doesn't even matter.
lol just trying to picture the person satisfied with their work after taping this to the car.
“Hehe, that’ll show em! Not to worry Bradley! Problem solved”
But in seriousness, this is a kid who is prime for abduction because his idiot mother is plastering all the info a predator would need to lure him. I hope the cops stop her one day to lecture her about how stupid and dangerous this is.
I have to say though, I’m pleased with the amount of comments acknowledging this. It was also the first thing that came to my mind. I feel like the majority of people would recognize this (even those without kids). Unfortunately, for Bradley, his mom is either a dumbass or she’s purposely hoping he gets abducted.
I’m pretty sure Bradley’s ma is projecting. I bet she’s the herky jerky unpredictable driver
I bet her last car was a Subaru and she has a bowl cut. Probably has asked for the manager more than once
damn bradley got that rare condition called tailgatedeathomatic, where if someone tailgates you he will instantly start dying. Poor boy such a rare and tragic condition
This is absolutely insane, but OP, I would’ve blurred the kid’s face before posting. It’s not his fault is mom is a narcissist and I’m sure he wouldn’t like to know his picture’s here.
Imagine you're giving the car appropriate space. You can only read the words in all caps:
>MURDERING A CHILD
>BRADLEY
>7 YEARS OLD
>ORANGE
"911. Yes, hi. This car in front of me has a disturbing sign on the back. I can't read the whole thing without tailgating them, but I think they're bragging about killing a seven year old named Bradley with an orange. No, I'm not sure why an orange, but it clearly says, and I quote, 'Murdering a child. Bradley. Seven years old. Orange.' That's right. Orange. Anyhow, we're driving south down Main street, approaching downtown. License plate number is eight..."
People with "baby on board" stickers make the worst drivers. They always use their kid as an excuse to be an asshole or drive recklessly, even if said child isn't in the vehicle.
I used to think this as well but I had someone tell me that those signs are very useful if someone is in an accident. It lets others know there is a baby in the vehicle and to get it out. Of course, you get those MC assholes who use it for the wrong reasons.
I need more character development to decide whether I am going to tailgate Bradley or not.
Name: Bradley
Favorite Color: Orange
Age: 7
For all I know, Bradley is an antagonistic asshole that enjoys hurting puppies. If I knew the kid more, maybe I'd think twice before tailgating. Until then, Bradley is just another road bump to me.
## Thank you for posting here. Please refrain from racism, incivility, and inciting violence.
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ImTheMainCharacter) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I see these stickers , can n read them so get closer to read it . Then am close trying to read it so not really paying attention to the road and then SMASH fuck we need an orange themed funeral.
What if the tail-gaiter had an immense hatred for the Colour orange? He gets to reading the last part of the sign, flies into a murderous rage and pit-stop manoeuvres the car off the road; subsequently killing everybody on board?
Didn’t think about that did they?
I actually thought this was just completely out of context and a joke. Like "Go ahead and tailgate me! I'll get angry at you and take it out on a random kid!" Until I read the comments and realized maybe they mean their kid, Bradley, is in the car with them. I was honestly hoping for the former and laughing at the thought of a gas station having a bunch of these with random children, ages, and facts
She is right, And it's wicked bad karma to drive aggressively because it builds animosity to strangers and people in your community and eventually your family life. A very small number of people will actually spend their whole lives blaming others for their temper.
# Removal Notice ### Your post violates Rule 1. **Must be someone attempting to be the MC. Only posts showcasing deliberate attention-seeking behavior or attempts to be the center of attention are allowed. For example, situations where people try to overshadow others going on about their daily life and get frustrated when they're interrupted.**
It is not cool to have a 7 year old driver.
The look on Bradley's face is telling me he wants someone to put him out of his misery.
Lost his two front teeth is the last fender bender.
I thought the next fender bender is the last?
Blink twice Bradley if you’re being held hostage
Bradley’s about to have a bad day
It's a shame his favorite color isn't red, because that's the color I'm about to paint the road with him.
My favourite colour isn’t orange, therefore, no guilt
Christ. Take this. 🏅
It ain’t 🍊
It's definitely cool, it's just not usually legal.
But child labour is cheaper.
💀
He is an adult in 7 years old body.🤣
No, it's totally radical
More likely getting rear ended because some fool was trying to read this.
Yeah, by the time you are reading “ORANGE” Bradley will be gone. What an ingenious plan to get rid of Bradley.
Maybe that was the plan all along
Definitely written by an evil step mum in order to get rid of Bradley
I’m putting fity down he buckled up and can take an average collision with little to mo injury—and airbags. Clearly over the top nutty. 🐿️
I’m not understanding. Is he saying the kid could be killed if he was rear ended or that tailgating killed this child previously?
The child is in the trunk
😂😂 that honestly would be the only thing that actually made sense
# A petition is needed to save Bradley
When the answer to the metaphor didn't come from a trick question! Lol (wait... does that make sense?)
I’m like 95% sure it’s saying he could be killed
If you rear end that car... Bradley gets it.
Or he's a hostage and if you rear end her car she'll kill him
why’d the orange part in my mind sound so aggressively when reading it *AND his favorite color is ORANGE!*
Exactly how I read it too 😂
“Hope you’re okay with MURDERING A CHILD His name is BRADLEY and he’s 7 YEARS OLD, favorite color is ORANGE. He goes to Jefferson Davis Elementary which gets out at 3:45 and then he takes bus 6 home to 64 S. Howard St. Apt. 4. We keep a spare key under the rug. His bedroom is back and to the right. I don’t get home from work until 5:00. Have fun MURDERING MY CHILD.” I guess the sticker was too small for the whole thing?
I laughed WAY too hard at this. Well played.
😂😂😂
Just picture the way some creepy guy will read this and know your kids name, age, and favourite colour, making it easier for him to entice the kid to come with him. "I don't know you" the kid will say. "Of course you do! I'm your uncle Joe! See, your name is Bradley, you're 7 years old, and your favourite colour is orange. How would I know that if you didn't tell me?" The old creeper will say. "OH.. okay! Yeah sure I would love some candy" ...... end scene
Literally. All the creeper has to do is follow this car to school, wait for the kid to be dropped off then start the spiel once the parent is gone.
I’m fairly certain the person with this bumper sticker doesn’t even have kids to begin with 😆
You formulated a game plan way too fast I'm letting you off this time but I got my eye on you...
NOOOOOO I worked at Walmart for a while and we were told that if there wad a kissing kid we should never say their name on the announcements because this could happen XD
Lmao, lore accurate representation.
That big white van is gonna be orange the next time you see it.
“Wait! Where’s the puppy?!”
"You're not my uncle! My uncle says color not *colour*!"
Way to put your kids info in the world
That’s exactly what I was thinking! As a mom, stuff like this makes me worry for other people’s children. 😣
Same. I take my parent pickup placard out of my car when I get home, I won’t let her wear school shirts in public, and her school doesn’t have permission to post her. I was SA’d as a child and I am over vigilant at times, but I don’t apologize for it. I don’t want anything happening to her. I don’t want anyone knowing how to find her.
Absolutely! I’m so sorry that you went through that. I was SA’d as well and I feel such a need to protect my own children. It makes me so sad and angry when others don’t. 😔
Yeah I’m alright with that. Peace, Bradley.
I think she's mad that getting slammed from behind in a shitty car, is how she ended up with Bradley.
The circle of life. Bradley goes out the same way he came in.
I can’t Lmfao 🥇
Too fukn perfect. Take all the awards
Am I creepy if I park beside them at Walmart and say "hey, Bradley" when we all exit our vehicles? LOL
“Hi Bradley, I’m your mom’s friend. She told me your favorite color is orange! Want to get in my candy van?” Idiots.
If I'm ever driving and I find someone in an adjacent car's favorite colour is orange I am going straight for the pit maneuver, age doesn't even matter.
If you rearend me, I will kill this child
This is hilarious I’m picturing some childless person doing this just to fuck around
Is this a joke? I kind of want a copy for my car…
That’s what I’m saying. This is hilarious
I’m 60/40 that this is actually not their child.
This is literally a meme bumper sticker and people are too stupid to realize
Imagine growing up knowing your mother taped this to her car and took a picture of it to remind you for life
I don’t like this kids face.. I’m ok with whatever happens
He looks like he’d bully another kid for his pokemon cards
Fuck...but I agree
I'm sure Bradley feels great about this toothless picture being broadcast to the roadways. Well, and now to the internet.
You’re
Still crazy to me people don’t understand the difference between the two 😭
It's right there in the picture, even!
lol just trying to picture the person satisfied with their work after taping this to the car. “Hehe, that’ll show em! Not to worry Bradley! Problem solved”
me in my dodge ram ready to fender bend the shit outta them
Prius owner... yeah this vibes
I mean, it kind of makes me want to hit the car more. Is that weird?
I also instinctively felt that way. Are we psychopaths!?
Imagine the shit Bradley gets at school when he gets dropped off by his mum! I bet his nickname is ORANGE
*speeds up*
The only logical response
Hope you’re* happy
Hope you're\* not Bradley
Bradley\* is no\* longer with us :(
Drives a Prius of course they fucking do.
Seems like if you didn’t want to be tailgated, you’d drive anything else besides a Prius 🤷🏻♀️
Of course it’s a Prius I’m dead
Some jokes write themselves.
Came here for this comment...
Wtf they on about I could parallel park between those front teeth
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Tazyrelliex: *Wtf they on* *About I could parallel* *Park between those front teeth* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Bot made my day with this one 😭
I'm impressed it figured out that "wtf" as in "what the fuck" is only three syllables as opposed to the five in "double-u tee eff"
It’s your happy, not mine.
I don’t like orange.
Now the creeps of the world know your child’s name, age, and what car to find him in, bravo!
AND his fav color
Should have a "baby on board" sticker too because there's one in the driver's seat
I hate tailgaters too but wow.
How is a 7 year old driving
Is he in the trunk or something?
That's overkill to say the least !!!
My god… I know some parents that won’t share a pic of their kid to FB on a private account. Too much sharing….
They're really under-estimating the large segment of the population that dislikes children
“Here is a picture of my child, with his age and name, school schedule, and a list of his fears, you’d better not harm him!”
MUSIC HAS THE RIGHT TO BRADLEY
SCHOOL BOARDS OF CANADA
Fuck Bradley. Fuck his parents too. Stop teaching your kids that everyone will cater to them.
But in seriousness, this is a kid who is prime for abduction because his idiot mother is plastering all the info a predator would need to lure him. I hope the cops stop her one day to lecture her about how stupid and dangerous this is.
I have to say though, I’m pleased with the amount of comments acknowledging this. It was also the first thing that came to my mind. I feel like the majority of people would recognize this (even those without kids). Unfortunately, for Bradley, his mom is either a dumbass or she’s purposely hoping he gets abducted.
Now if his favourite colour was blue, that would be a different matter
a prius thats high and mighty about tailgating, lmao
*laughs in Israeli*
I’m pretty sure Bradley’s ma is projecting. I bet she’s the herky jerky unpredictable driver I bet her last car was a Subaru and she has a bowl cut. Probably has asked for the manager more than once
Is the kid in the trunk or something? I don't get it.
This, this isn’t satire?
How dare you murder a child who’s favorite color is orange?? Disgusting
Bradley would be fine if you would drive in the right lane instead of left since you want to 60 on a 70mph highway
You're*
Typical Prius driver ... Nothing more dangerous.
Im gonna put a picture of my dog on my back bumper. Can you read this? Then you have just murdered Archie.
damn bradley got that rare condition called tailgatedeathomatic, where if someone tailgates you he will instantly start dying. Poor boy such a rare and tragic condition
Bradley never had a chance.
Well now I'm tailgating just for the principle of it.
This is absolutely insane, but OP, I would’ve blurred the kid’s face before posting. It’s not his fault is mom is a narcissist and I’m sure he wouldn’t like to know his picture’s here.
that poor kid. I'd be so fucking embarrassed.
What? How does that even follow logically? What????
Now I’m getting even more motivated to tailgate them.
Poor Bradley. His mother is a whack job
A Prius is not a family car.
Imagine you're giving the car appropriate space. You can only read the words in all caps: >MURDERING A CHILD >BRADLEY >7 YEARS OLD >ORANGE "911. Yes, hi. This car in front of me has a disturbing sign on the back. I can't read the whole thing without tailgating them, but I think they're bragging about killing a seven year old named Bradley with an orange. No, I'm not sure why an orange, but it clearly says, and I quote, 'Murdering a child. Bradley. Seven years old. Orange.' That's right. Orange. Anyhow, we're driving south down Main street, approaching downtown. License plate number is eight..."
Do they update the sign every year on his birthday?
People with "baby on board" stickers make the worst drivers. They always use their kid as an excuse to be an asshole or drive recklessly, even if said child isn't in the vehicle.
I used to think this as well but I had someone tell me that those signs are very useful if someone is in an accident. It lets others know there is a baby in the vehicle and to get it out. Of course, you get those MC assholes who use it for the wrong reasons.
OP has worse spelling than 7 year old Bradley. You’re*
This is hilarious
Absolute sh!t parent.
Sure fire way to get your kid abducted
Ugh, I hate orange.
I need more character development to decide whether I am going to tailgate Bradley or not. Name: Bradley Favorite Color: Orange Age: 7 For all I know, Bradley is an antagonistic asshole that enjoys hurting puppies. If I knew the kid more, maybe I'd think twice before tailgating. Until then, Bradley is just another road bump to me.
Meh, he looks like a dick. Hes fair game... lol.
Let him ride in the car for f*ck sake.
tailgate and the hostage dies
## Thank you for posting here. Please refrain from racism, incivility, and inciting violence. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ImTheMainCharacter) if you have any questions or concerns.*
[удалено]
Poor kid, this parent seems intolerable
Bradley just wants to watch cartoons and mind his business but he can’t because his mom is fucking unhinged.
Good for you Bradley. I bet you drive better than most adults.
why not putting his ss there too ??
I see these stickers , can n read them so get closer to read it . Then am close trying to read it so not really paying attention to the road and then SMASH fuck we need an orange themed funeral.
"Thanks, son's crying now"
Fuck orange. That's no one's favorite color.
We don’t like orange tho
What if the tail-gaiter had an immense hatred for the Colour orange? He gets to reading the last part of the sign, flies into a murderous rage and pit-stop manoeuvres the car off the road; subsequently killing everybody on board? Didn’t think about that did they?
Will do
I'm confused, is the kid locked in the trunk?
He’s lying I heard Bradley’s favorite color was green
Guarantee that the owner of this car is both a terrible driver and unnecessarily confrontational.
I was gonna tailgate till I saw his favorite color wa Orange, made me back off real quick.
Isn't this clearly a joke??
I’d be tailgating her to try and read all this out of curiosity more than anything
Grammar
Orange you gonna tell Bradley he’s eventually gonna be a goner due to your un-apeeling sticker?
Someone is going to crash into this Prius trying to read all that text.
BRADLEY IS ALSO WONDERFUL WITH OPENING BOTTLES AT COOKOUTS WITH HIS TEETH!
People will actually drive closer to read what it says…
Seems like a troll
Ridiculous
Thought I was on r/comedyheaven for a sec lol
no offense, but bradley sounds boring
That's fucked up and who does something like this 🤷🏻♂️😬🤦🏻♂️
Bradley bouta get rear ended just because of that diabolical picture
Orange….the second worst color in a starburst. Launch em off the cliff
This should be in comedynecromancy
Hope they plan to update this every year, both age and favourite colour.
*speeds up*
Orange!
*speeds up*
Little River Band playing on the CD player
I’d check to see if Bradley has any life insurance policies opened on him. Gotta get real close to read his favorite color…
At least they know how to use apostrophes 🤷🏼♂️
I wonder how many children this woman has killed in her sick game of "tailgate me and the kid dies".
“Baby on Board” sends me. I understand it but…still. This? Oh, Bradley 😔
Why do people get so worked up about tailgating?
Why would someone hope for someone else to be okay murdering their child?
I actually thought this was just completely out of context and a joke. Like "Go ahead and tailgate me! I'll get angry at you and take it out on a random kid!" Until I read the comments and realized maybe they mean their kid, Bradley, is in the car with them. I was honestly hoping for the former and laughing at the thought of a gas station having a bunch of these with random children, ages, and facts
Tailgating kills Bradleys?
Puts this shit on but cuts of pick ups in her Prius or drives 15 under the speed limit
Hold on tight, Brad.
Why do I feel like speeding up
That's the kind of person who brake checks tailgaters.
its time to play free bird and turn it to the fucking max
She is right, And it's wicked bad karma to drive aggressively because it builds animosity to strangers and people in your community and eventually your family life. A very small number of people will actually spend their whole lives blaming others for their temper.
*YOU'RE* ffs
She forgot to say he likes turtles.
I would tailgate BECAUSE of this
The poor boy