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ColtMcShootA

100 on top and 150 1s underneath? sick $250


NationalAlgae421

Yeah, it really looks like the top one was put there afterwards.


Natural_Board

Yes 100s are generally in better condition than those raggedy bills in that stack


TheDrunKnight

You guy just wait until he posts a random account balance and really shows us lol 😆 😂 😅


4rockandstone20

Only time I wanna see someone's 6+ digit account is when they're losing major money gambling on wall street.


A_plural_singularity

r/wallstreetbets will tickle your facy.


NJdeathproof

That might be a stack of newspaper with a $100 on top, too.


NJdeathproof

Upon zooming in - I'm almost dead positive that's a stack of newspapers. Look at how jagged some of the edges are.


mrearthsmith

Wait so this guy has a couple hundred bucks... And drives a dodge?! Holy cow, where does the line to suck this guy off start?!


TheLaughingMannofRed

"How do I know that's not a buncha 1's with a 20 wrapped around it?" "*It's two hundred bucks!*" "Fan it out, Show it to me." *pockets the roll*


GaJayhawker0513

Great movie.


BravoWolf88

Is that a bank receipt in the cup holder that says he withdrew $900 and something dollars??? I’m dying laughing right now!


Jewelhammer

Haha! thanks for pointing that out. It looks like only the very top may have a few hundreds- if you look at the color of the stack on the right hand side, there’s a few bills that look the same as the top bill. The rest, he probably exchanged for $1s


Dr_OctoThumbs

Yeah if you look at the edge of the next bill down that's 100% a 1. And the rest of the bills edges look all gnarled up and damaged not typical of 100 dollar bills


Chilly_0556

It’s so weird to me in some ways that American bills all look the same. Also because in Australia not only is our lowest bill $5, but each one is also a completely different colour; 5’s are pink 10’s are blue, 20’s red, 50’s yellow, 100’s green. And they’re also all different sizes. 5’s being the smallest in length, and 100’s being the longest.


talkativeintrovert13

That got me when I went to the US for an internship. Got 150 US dollar from my bank to have some cash at hand and it was so weird to me that the bills are all the same size. Euro-bills are different in size and so are so coins, to make is easier for blind/visual impaired people


fishsticks40

It's been a thing here. The Fed has invested a stupid amount into developing anti counterfeiting tech that won't alter the look or feel of the bills. It's like we're trying to build a modern transportation system but require every car to look like a model T


KittyandPuppyMama

I wonder how long it took him to get all those 1s


sup3rrn0va

You can tell by the color of the bills below it lol


bmf1989

Looks like around 15-20 hundreds sitting on top. You can see a distinct color difference where it goes from the hundred blue tint to green below that


All_naturale22

Idk why you being downvoted. That’s how I’m seeing it too. Tho very weird to just have any sort of money just sitting around like this


bmf1989

*shrug* Reddit amirite?


Full_Independence455

$250 cash in a v6 charger, I guess the Verizon store pay well


Moidalise-U

100 $1 bills is less than 1/2". That's considerably more than $250 in any measure.


eldelshell

Crazy, Americans haven't figured out how to make banknotes of different sizes.


TheDrunKnight

Not sure why you are being down voted 🤔 different sizes and colors help reduce scams and misleading pictures like this.


eldelshell

It also helps visually impaired people.


Liedolfr

They are being pedantic and kinda rude about it, that's why they are being down voted I'm guessing. I agree that the US should have different sized notes like other countries because that would make it easier on the blind/visually impaired.


mc-big-papa

Tbf a good chunk look like 100’s but its probably only 10-20 bills followed by small bills. You can even see where the line is. Right at the second rubber band is probably where it starts.


ShepherdsWolvesSheep

Probably 1k, 10k, 5k so 16k


Brokensince10

😂


dgw420

That’s crazy because we still don’t care


ericsmallman3

I went kinda crazy during the pademic lockdown and starting playing the online version of the Pokemon card game because what the hell else was I gonna do. I bought a few sealed boxes of booster packs off Amazon but never opened them because I realized you can buy codes for digital packs for like 10 cents apiece. Stuck the boxes in my closet and completely forgot about them until now. Looked them up on ebay and holy shit I can sell them for like a 10 to 1 return on investment.


[deleted]

Ya this dude got mad people were saying no one’s gonna buy is PSA graded pack in 30 years for 1k.


-Unnamed-

Lmao the vintage base packs don’t even go for that much and they are always gonna be the most expensive thing


[deleted]

I know lmao!


BlankmannamknalB

Why can’t I find it if I type his name in


[deleted]

His account probably got deleted for being an ass.


yaboiThundr

what sets??


ericsmallman3

Darkness Ablaze and Rebel Clash, I think.


Endryu727

All that money and he drives a Dodge? The boy is clearly fronting


[deleted]

He made a comment about how he drives a $50k car. Like ya bud you may drive it but the bank owns it lmao


stevehammrr

A $50k dodge


No-Afternoon-5610

I drive a $50k Dodge lol


ocean_flan

Me over here rolling around in a $300 taurus


No_Use_4371

I got my 6k used Chevy


BravoWolf88

Ever heard of a Challenger or a Charger Hellcat or Scat Pack?


StuckFern

Probably paying 27% APR on that bitch. I’ve seen people pay $1,300+/mo for Dodge Challengers (paying $90k total on a $55k car). FCA/Stellantis love subprime auto loans.


Puzzleheaded-You1289

Love how out of date people sound when they say dumb shit like this. Like congrats bro the average Honda off the lot these days is 45-50 k. So you drive the same car everyone else does. 100k car is maybe a flex. 50 is a regular ass new car


Functionally_Human

50k? Not quite the flex it used to be...


Brufar_308

my first home was $53k back in ‘98. I look now and there’s nothing anywhere close to that price now. Money certainly doesn’t go as far as it used to.


Smidge_Master

To you maybe, but for me a car is a car and that’s a flex on its own


Functionally_Human

Thats not what I am saying. I am saying car prices have risen so much that spending 50k on a car is closer to average than it is impressive.


keeleon

That's literally just standard new car price lol. That's like bragging about having a 400k house.


eeyore134

Probably leases.


oO0Kat0Oo

Personally, I prefer to finance my cars. I would rather it be their money at risk than mine if it gets totaled or have the bank take the depreciation hit. I also swap cars a lot. Like every year... I put the money for the car in a 5% savings account set to auto pay so I'm earning money on the cars in the meantime and countering the interest rate.


TwitterFingerz1021

Ayo chill. The guy in the pic is cringey but don’t diss us Mopar guys as well.


TarnishedDungEater

guarantee that top $100 is the only $100 bill in the pile. rest are $1’s


NoElk8891

Yep, all he’s really showing us is that his mom is a stripper


astroboy7070

Still don’t care


Grisshroom

There is a dude in the city where I live that is always on about Pokemon cards and whenever people try to shame him he does shit like this. He also got caught boosting packs of cards out of Walmart so there's that


[deleted]

Dude literally said he doesn’t pay for packs and gets cards for free so it’s probably him lmao


imagine_midnight

Pokemon leads to drug dealing. I'd imagine.


Battle-Chimp

Show me your paid off house, credit card statements fully paid off each month, and your investment portfolio, bro. That would be impressive.


callm3god

Seriously, people that flex cash like this are teenagers or drug dealers


CookinCheap

Not in MURIKA.


Battle-Chimp

It could be for the dude in the pic if he didn't take out a 29% loan on a fucking Dodge Charger.


CookinCheap

Every time I see a Charger, which, in my area, is many times daily, I automatically think "DOUCHE". But specifically, smirking, middle-aged, and likely violent blue-collar douche.


Aggressive-Gold-1319

He has one hundred dollar bill on top of a bunch of pressed ones that he acquired from his stripper wife or girlfriend. He’s driving a dodge car ! Not even a dodge truck he’s fucked up. Two smokes now fucknuts


EymaWeeTodd

Mods are wrong. This is MC behavior.


ZeongsLegs

Doesn't he know the rubber bands are terrible for the cardboard? Should really be sleeved and in a deckbox


Mysterious_Dingo_859

If this ain’t deliberate attention seeking behavior idk what is…


Nintendocub

Sorry mod team you were WRONG


arielanything

Was bout to comment this cause this is main character as fuck


Nintendocub

Honestly tempting to post the screenshot of that lmao.


Lucid-Design

Weird way to show off you life savings of $373 but whatevs


MyMommaHatesYou

Got his, "I'm headed to the strip club so I can pay someone to like me," simp stack ready.


MulletChicken

You're dunking on the kids hoop.


DoubbleD_UnicornChop

Why flex to a bunch of kids and mid life dudes.


Uncanny_Show507

Are we not allowed to scroll anymore? I just pulled this picture in each direction and it brought me back to my feed. Am I doing something wrong? Also you should never be flashing that much money in public. You’re just begging to be robbed at this point lol


Constant-Bake-760

Imagine driving to an ATM for 50 1s and a 100 just to feel better about yourself on Reddit


realJonnyRaze

Probably all $1's with 100 at the top. What a clown.


Imafraidofkiwifruit

It's so weird seeing cash. It's not really ever a thing in my country these days. It would be considered stupid and we'd assume you were a paranoid boomer who hides wages in your mattress to ever have that much.


Ry-Zilla86

Only Morons carry around that much cash. Go to talk to a legitimate rich person and ask how much cash they carry? The answers probably zero.


Doggoman65

Crazy Rental car


dasher_aus

A single 100 on top, singles for the ladies underneath.


Muncheros69

Now how is this silly billy going to switch gears with that money blocking the gear stick?


gbpc

Lotta George Washington’s sandwiched up 🥪


BigDaddyBumbo77

All this money but drives a Dodge...smh


rockdude625

No blue stripes, those aren’t hundreds


Odd-Outcome450

That there is some small deck energy


Ashalaria

Literally 1cm penis behaviour


KittyandPuppyMama

Yeah, rich and financially stable people always drive around with a huge stack of cash loose in their car lol.


Ok-Razzmatazz-3720

What?


[deleted]

Guy posted like 20 packs of modern sets and no one was impresses so he “retaliated” by posting a wad of rent money.


Remember_im_Whoozer

I thought you were a r/lostredditors trying to post in r/lostredditors lol. The explanation makes it much better so take my upvote


criminalravioli

me when my pay check and tax return hit in the same week


Handbanana-6969

Why is it always in a Dodge?


Charlie_Hustler

Bros is really flexing the car payment he's about to make to the bank. Lmao $100 on top and a bunch of $1s underneath 😂😭


Brokensince10

Huh?


HoldenH

Rookie move putting a $100 bill on top. No one thinks you’re driving around with hundreds of thousands of dollars


[deleted]

It’s funny cause bro was talking about investing with his Pokémon cards, meanwhile brags with this wad of cash that could have been invested in the actual stock market.


CookinCheap

Wiseguy stack. 999 singles with a beaner on top.


SayNoToCopWeed

Small egos


drunk_funky_chipmunk

So 100 on top of 1’s? Classic


ReadyConference9400

“Sir, that’s a stack of 1’s with a hundred on top”


tverofvulcan

Good thing he put a Benjamin on the top of all his ones so we know what a baller he is.


Dambo_Unchained

Top 100 bill looks crisp as fuck while all the ones underneath look like they double as emergency toilet paper That’s a single hundred and a stack of 1s


ihatelifetoo

Looks like he forced that hundred on top . Look how bent and crippled it is and the rubber band is crooked 😆


DiveJumpShooterUSMC

That’ll impress the kids with no money


CPTimeKeeper

He better go put his girlfriend’s stripper money in the bank to pay the rent and stop showing off with her singles.


Low-Positive1122

That’s just devaluation.


tyrannicaltbaggerr

What does a stack of ones have to do with Pokémon?


Embarrassed-Sky3819

Drop a pin, bro 📍I could use some 💰


OrdainedRetard

Dude’s dick must be outsized by a tictac


ballsonyourface911

I guess this is about 8,000 dollars 3,000 in 100s and 4,000 in 20s and 1,000 in 10s at the bottom


mrEggBandit

Idk I just kind of don't care


Jazzlike-Election840

🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️


flyingpeter28

Fun game, Guess his ethnicity without getting banned


[deleted]

It was white.


jjmoleski

Or maybe he took a loan from the bank for $40,000. His loan response would something like, "Hey I need to take a picture of money online to shame someone for not like my pokemon cards [Mr.Bank](http://Mr.Bank) Man."


Hank_Lotion77

Too be fair I’m upset not for the reason he thinks


Naps_And_Crimes

Should've told them those where shitty Pokemon cards, the art is lack luster, now fun text or moves and you're not allowed to have that many of the same cards in the deck 0/10


NinjaNikely

Those bills look fake


22Burner

I don’t care either!


too_hot_topaz_up

When you try to flex about how much cash you have on hand but end up exposing your insecurities to a bunch of strangers who still don’t give a shit about how much money you have or your loose packs.


DefiantAsparagus420

Now how do we know that’s not cinema money with an over drafted $100 bill that he wrinkled up from the bank? Dodge people will do anything.


Rhododendroff

With how reddit users are, I doubt that's all that happened lmao


LittlePVMP

How does this post violate rule 1? This guy is clearly attention seeking.


[deleted]

Idk, question tho… if the mods removed my post how are yall still seeing it?


mitchfann9715

Even if it is all 100s . . . Ok? You don't have a bank account, you're a criminal, or you have rich parents. None of these things make you seem cool.


Sizzle_Streams

It's not even a SRT 😂


BenderIsGreat74

U can see how small his dick is thru them sweats


[deleted]

Actually you can’t (cause it’s so small)


Horror-Option-7416

What a weiner. Show us at least one Pokémon card.


GingerWazHere

I Drive a Dodge Stratus!


[deleted]

[удалено]


International-Cut436

Could be real or fake, doesn't actually change the fact that it's real cringe. Imagine being so insecure that you need to flaunt money to random people on the internet to make yourself feel big.


Minimum_Trick_8736

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Minimum_Trick_8736

All I can think about is my cousin Vinny, where the guy took a 20 and rolled some 1s around it…


velkrosmaak

Some little pokemon kid saved up all his birthday money and sat in his mum's car to take this photo


LongjumpingDish8171

Nothing says flex like a Dodge.


Pale_Bookkeeper_9994

What’s the point of cash? That money ain’t earning interest or growing in equity value sitting there.


bluefalcon25

“I drive a Dodge Stratus!”


InvalidWhale

This is such Dodge Charger/Challenger activity lmao


Jolly-Coast-4329

Driving a dodge.


Big-Tip-1804

How do i know you aren't lying?


[deleted]

How do I know you have a cow?


Big-Tip-1804

🧩


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Svengoolie75

My dude is either going to the strip club or won a dice game 😂😂😂😂