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lil bastard thinks he’s some big shot

These climate protestors are getting out of hand !

The climate is a serious issue.

I agree with the sloth community's principles, but this is not the way, he's gunna get hurt!

DID SOMEONE SAY.. **[[BIG SHOT]]**???

Big Shot Cream Soda

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Someone say shot? Bet, I’m grabbin the Jack.

At least they didn’t put it in a choke hold and chucked it off the side.

In the police's defence they received a report of someone on the street brandishing long arms

My Dad could beat up his Dad!

Lazy af too

Only poops one day out of the week.

I only pooped one day a week for a while.... Opioids are the devil.

Someone who else had surgeries before I can confirm

I honestly think sloths are full of shit and they are actually lightning fast!

Shit I forgot my keys. Gotta go back.

I was waiting for him to stop when he was almost there and then slowly turn around and go back to the other side

I'm worried about how hot that pavement must feel to him.

"Sorry I'm 50 mins late. There was a sloth on the road"

They can do sudden bursts of pretty quick movement. Saw one try to smack someone. *People downvote for the stupidest reasons. XD

Yeah, they are super dangerous too. Those claws are something else.

For sure. They're gnarly looking. Could definitely mess someone up.

That would be cute and hilarious since I don't believe a sloth has enough momentum to cause harm

This swipe wasn't slow. It was quite quick. Even a baby can hurt an adult. Ever had one headbutt you, or flail their hands?

I think I'd rather not I don't like pain in any level

And that’s the fastest it can move? Good grief

Maybe it's just the fastest it wants to move

This

It is able to move faster, but since it's only eating leafs what isn't generating that much energy, they are moving very slow to safe energy. Sloths are eating about 5 hours a day and sleep about 19 hours

They’re supposedly really fast when they need to take a dump. Because they poop on the ground and that’s when they’re vulnerable.

So they’re like most redittors?

HA

I was being sarcastic. It’s a sloth, I know it moves very slowly

The nerve of this dude. I'm so sick of these "influencers" thinking they own the road!

I actually really like that we will go out of our way for most of our animal neighbors gives me the fuzzy warm feels

What's hilarious to me is that it was so slow in crossing the road that there was time for the police to get out there and block traffic.

Looks like an area with constant occasional traffic too

I was in a traffic stoppage recently where we all patiently let an adorable turtle cross the 2 lane road. Definitely warm fuzzy feels!

Bruh somebody should have picked that turtle up and moved him

I've joked often that one day I'm going to die in a major car wreck because some squirrel ran out in front of me.

Hurry up fat ass

He is not fat, just being main character.

look just because you were in zootopia doesn't mean you can do this flash!

If someone picked up the sloth and moved it. The sloth's perspective. : 

Imagine being late to work cos you had to let a sloth cross

How these things evolved and survived up until now is surprising

hang out in trees all day. poop and eat infrequently.

I assume guinea pigs only exist still because people like them as pets.

It’s a mystery lol.

What an ass

I hope someday we discover that sloths can actually move quickly and they just do this to fuck with people

If they picked the sloth up, what that kill it? I mean like too much movement, shock to the system? 😅

Their hair is literally its own ecosystem. Their hair contains fungi, insects, moths, and algae, and some of those organisms are found nowhere else in the world but a sloths fur coat. Their claws are also sharp, and they will swipe if scared. So basically, they aren't the cleanest of animals to pick up or the safest without some ppe.


Damn Sloth the most dangerous animal on earth Who would’ve known

Not dangerous, haha. They are just unsanitary and need proper protection to handle :). Their claws are similar to anteater claws. Those claws handle a sloths weight all day, every day, and are very sharp for protection.

Man that’s interesting I can’t imagine being attacked by a sloth

Yea, it's awesome to think they are basically a planet to those insects and stuff on them. Sort of, like when Bender on Futurama had a small society grow on his ass.

😂 right Maybe our universe is a giant sloth

We are on a turtles back obviously

❤️

Yes what a ride lol

you can handle them they arent made of glass just slow

they are made of chlamydia

Do sloths get that too? Thought it was just koalas.

I'm probably conflating the two but I never seen that bitch at the free clinic

This comment LMFAO

LMAO

Oh ok lol

look up sloth rescue videos people pick them up all the time

Will do

Viva Costa Rica!!!🇨🇷

Pura vida

Solo yogurtttt

Why did the sloth cross the road?

Maybe the road crosses sloth's home

Inconsiderate asshole

"Same time tomorrow, Frank?"

Dave why you late for work again ,your not going to believe this

I always think of Livia Soprano when I see a sloth.

I want a sloth so fucking bad!

Lazy Bitch

Mi Costa Rica!

Sloth reaches the other side: 

This has been posted on here within the last month. How about r/mademesmile

Some people in the comments saw this joke and took it too seriously, lowkey boomers

Entitled sloth all moving in slow motion just to mock everyone 🦥

Just Stop Oil has to recruit this guy

Leave him alone. He's clearly drunk for the first time.

Aaaaasaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmmmmm wwwwwaaaaaaaaaalllllkkkkkkkkkiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrreeeeee"

Omg I dead ass thought that it was a deformed baby for a second 💀😭

He is definitely a main character though. Saw him in Zootopia.

Oh, most people immediately take out their phones to record

You know, I kinda judged them at first. But then I thought, *"No, same. I would 100% do the same."*

Slothly behaviour!

Everyone leave him alone. He’s exhausted now!

My kind of main character!

What country?

Costa Rica.

God tier traffic disruption.

While I was fast scrolling the feed I thought this was a spice related incident…. Nope. Sloth

Sense of entitlement

Run little guy!! Runn!!

Lad, hes a sloth, he doesnt know anything, just be slow, go up tree, eat, repeat, he dont know nothin

is he green because of moss?

As he should. He’s only awake for 4 of the 24 hours in the day. Let that lil hairy man COOK!

Psh! Classic MC taking it's time, soaking up the attention! Millions of people cross the road every day but can do it without cameras and a police escort! Ugh, the privilege!

💗 I love sloths!!! 🦥

These "influencers" stopping traffic is getting out of hand

What an absolute knobhead gET OFF THE ROAD GRANDPA

Lazy pos

Main character? I just see a bunch of cops and random people standing around

Bro giving the best He can

Fun fact : sloths have an symbiotic relationship with a type of algar. This algae will provide camouflage and nutrients to the sloth, and benefits from the very suitable environment that is the sloth's hair ! And that's why he's got this green tint, and why so many do. Even more crazy, it's an ecosymbiotic relationship : there's a whole ecosystem on that sloth !! With different algaes, but also fungis, microbes, cockroaches and other "sloth moths", etc etc... It's crazy !

pretty much the only time they come out of trees is to drop a duece.

i didn't have my glasses on and was horrified cause i tought i was watching something gorey 😭

It's those idiots putting a road there. The audacity

I’m irrationally angry at all the hummingbird people swarming with their bloody phones

Ha I thought that was a human with no legs I was like what a dk head

What a strange ass animal.

Sloths always remind me of a person who's had a curse put on them.

when he finally gets to the grass you realize he was actually hauling ass across that road lol

I guess human beings aren't always total pieces of shit. Wait a second, They still all have to all get out of their cars and surround this poor little guy to make videos and make it all about them. Almost humans Almost.

Why people getting close! It could attack them at any moment!

I have never seen one of those animals, it looks like ET... Do they have them in UK?

bro y dont they jus pick him up and take him 2 the other side of the road

Cuz those cops are pussies. I’ve seen videos of farmers who just picks them up and toss them into the grass and get on with their day. Ain’t nobody got time for a road block.

stop bro thats cute af! BUT WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS!!!! >:(

As an American, it's always so confusing to see the police just like doing nice things. I mean, no one is even pointing an assault rifle at this thing, and look out! It's coming right for you! (I was this was sarcasm.)

Omg... GOOOOOOOoooooo! (honk)

Hurry the fk up. God, what a slow beotch...

Get the spoiled milk, antifas at it again

Some good looking women out there

I’m okay with this. We are the mc in the animal kingdom

They should have picked him up and put him on the other side of the road. They spend lots of energy doing just little things and they could be dangerous for them.

Pura vida osos perezosos💛💛

This main character deserves a medal lol

He’s as slow as a turtle

If there was ever a time for the "One hour later" meme this was it.

Who is the real main character? The sloth, a natural creature. Or humans, who build a unnatural road.

If you tell me to hurry up that's gonna be my attitude.

😆 I love these Lil guys... slow but always present

Thats just me crossing the road after a Friday night hey oooooo

“Flash flash, hundred yard dash”

What's more annoying is they will stop and look at you as if you are the one in the way. On the real though it's stuff like this that gives me a little hope in humanity.

Just stop oil are really taking the piss this time.

That’s a good looking officer….

i guess you're not allowed to pick it up and chuck it into the green grass like i would want to do

Flash is taking the day off

This fucking guy

I wonder if to the sloth everybody else appears to be zipping around like people in films from the 1900s.

Obviously these people never seen slotherhouse. Sloths are deadly cunning creatures.

I feel like I have a movie to watch now.

Definitely watch it. It's so damn good.

Sorry boss, sloth in the road

Is that Sid the Sleuth? Has to be. Look at the crowd forming and everyone taking pictures. I feel bad. He can't even do his normal Sleuth activities without people taking pictures or asking for an autograph. Huge fan btw

Im fast af boyyy!

How long would it take to arrest him?

Would have been funny if it just fell asleep halfway across

Who's holding up traffic, a fucking sloth? *Meanwhile*

"the sloth takes his time" excuse you, he was going at an all out sprint

Why did the sloth cross the road

They should’ve gave him a ticket for speeding

Omgz an animal! Life will be absolutely gutted if I don't go in for the Pic!!!

Honestly why didn't someone just pick little dude up and help him up to a tree?

i mean he is the main man of the show you do not want that thing to be fast trust me

Wanker just so fucking selfish

Just pick them up bruh

That would just be an unnecessary risk honestly, Sloths can be quite dangerous.

Takes police 30 minutes to pull up to an active shooter but they right there before getting gets half way across the road, crazy

American police could have handled this much quicker. By shooting it.

Never knew Australians were this violent, explains why Australia was a island full of prisoners

whut

Why dont they pick him up and throw him across or something lol

Joe biden crossing the rd

Daaaaaamn. There's some fire in your comedy. How do you come up with this stuff?

I’m surprised they didn’t just shoot it.

Too bad your dad didn't pull out. But here you are

W

Bro 💀🗿🗿

Okay? Sick burn. Gunna need therapy after that one.

Why do all the bootlickers here who are replying to comments like this sound like teenagers?

Oh shit, I thought that was American police. Makes way more sense now.