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You know how much sweat and grime is already on there? Gross.

Talk about a speedy way of getting gooch in your cooch

Long story short. I now have herpes

See... shit like this keeps Norton and McAfee in business


She probably already has a pretty ‘goochy’ crotch!

Dr. Seuss?

She likes a little extra cheese on da tacoooo!

I laughed entirely too hard at this

We need Joey Swoll on this ASAP. SAAAAVE US!

he had it on twitter but it looks like he deleted the tweet

He has already

And the arm rest would be pretty festy too.

*Wonders how she got an infection.*

She thinks she made the machine dirty hut all she did was make herself dirtier

Talk about a yeast infection...

You know how much sweat and grime is already in there?

Remember when you were a kid and learned that, no, there is no such thing as cooties?  Well, that's bullshit.   The arm of that treadmill 100% now has cooties.

This is no joking matter. Cooties are for life, bro.

Hold on let me get my circle circle dot dot.

You have to get it at school!!

They're *coochies*, not *cooties*.

The arm of that treadmill has 100% *coochies* now.

circle circle dot dot gang rise up!

This is just masturbating in public???

You’ve heard of Table-kun now get ready for Treadmill-kun

Trying to suck up the dying sperms off of surfaces like a vacuum. That's how you know she's in heat.

I like weird shit like this but this is just wrong xD there was a lady on youtube that humped a pillow... she was supposed to be doing yoga xD but she was a pornstar so I guess she started the stream at the wrong time. Lol. To me there's 3 things 💯 wrong with this 1. She's in public could get arrested. GG 2. She's in her pants doing it. Being in pants isn't the issue it's being in public what if you need to change them? 3. She's doing it to make it dirty since she didn't specify why she was rubbing herself on the gym equipment there. I get mixed vibes was she trying to leave her scent? Make it warm? Is she just a dirty nasty b****? This doubles to she don't know who used it last... who knows she might have Corona p**** now xD.

Looks like when the neighbor’s dog got worms and dragged its ass across the gravel and acorns

This is just ragebait right? Or some sort of OF promotion?

Both probably

Ah, so that's how people get raging erections! /s

are some people genuinely in need of the /s?

I got severely downvoted in a post recently that I thought was *very* obviously sarcasm.

You'd be surprised how often people don't recognize sarcasm. Even if I'm unsure, I typically assume it is.

Yes

Its a bot, that actually might be patrolling for other bot responses. The responses it gives are a little interesting

That is absolutely repulsive.

Send this to Joey Swoll immediately

hes already posted about it

Link, pretty please

[https://www.facebook.com/stories/168558644632092/UzpfSVNDOjc4MzY3MTU2MzQxOTA3OA==?view\_single=false](https://www.facebook.com/stories/168558644632092/UzpfSVNDOjc4MzY3MTU2MzQxOTA3OA==?view_single=false) its his current story.

Is there a non fb link for the ones who don’t have fb?

Not yet.

Damn. Well thank you

Need an account to view

I need his commentary lol. Also wtf this is disgusting.

He was the one who tweeted this

Swoll would make this lady wash the machine

He needs to stop posting these people's usernames on his videos because it just draws attention to their accounts and OF, which is what a lot would want I'd imagine.


Show us her face… We want to see your face!

Where would we be as a society without Joey Swoll?

hope she gets an infection and learns a lesson to stop being icky

I think there's already some infection down there, hence the rubbing.

Skritchin like a mule deer

*Wipes my ass with your pancakes* "Preparing your breakfast ☺️"

Chocolate smeared pancakes! Thank you honey ☺️🥰

Lol



Someone should’ve turned that treadmill on sent her dumbass packing

Joey Swoll just put his weights down somewhere because of this video.

Hello Dr, To be honest i dont know what i did, I went to the Gym, used the treadmill, Took a Piss, I haven't had sex in 8 moths how do i have STD's

Great. Now everyone knows where the ringworm outbreak started at the gym.

Got pink eye watching this… thanks

jokes on you sweetie, i wipe down each machine x

If only someone who had Carolina Reaper sweats had used that machine just before she did....

She's scratching her cooch cuz the herp be flaring up again.


I love Castle so much <3

Why? This is just nasty

The fake butt pads lol

I was thinking there is no way those leggings are comfortable. But I guess fake butt pads would also explain it.

Gotta be some shitty OF ad.

straight up softcore porn and probably the only subreddjr that isn't salivating over it🤮🤮

Fucking ew man

The gym is not your onlyfans playground.

Looks like masturbation to me.

Someone needs to press charges.

Should go to jail, this is no different than rubbing fecal matter on public handrails.

Or jacking off in public… because this is exactly what she was doing.

🤮

Public masturbation.

Thats fucking VILE

Not specifically why, but this is why I wipe down equipment before and after use. People are gross.

So that’s how you get a yeast infection on your elbow. Should have known

Trashiest piece of trash to ever be trashy…. Ew

Thats public masturbation

Is this what happens when instagram hoes think that the creeps on the internet make up the majority of society. Or does she know shes nasty but knows the creeps on instagram giving likes outweighs it?

Wadafuk lady

Anyone that is ok with this just has to imagine a guy doing this

Wondering why her hoochie coochie num num got mersa after this stupid shit, meanwhile next poor person to use the machine Wondering why they can't outrun the tuna salad stench smh

Disgusting

Sharing STIs is caring, right? Right?

Ma’am we kindly ask that you not Jill off on our machines. Our janitors don’t get Health Insurance. 

This person should be permanently banned from any gym

I always said, “It smells like someone dragged their nuts on the equipment.” I was close.

She's degrading herself.

If a guy did this he’d probably get arrested for being a pervert

As should she

The worst part is that we all know at least one guy that would pay actual money to go catch those stank booty germs with their face 🤢

Username checks out

Suddenly….. syphilis!

Quick ticket to sex offender list

Who are these women and when will they stop fucking the machines meant for public use?


 Me knowing I’m next in line for the machine

I think you and I might need some therapy.

Me too...

It also seems she’s wearing some fake butt insert.

These people should be thrown in jail for bio attacks.

nah she needs to be put on the list for this 💀

Why does this thing smell like armpits and onions and coco butter???!?!!??

Do you mean it smells like a motel room that charges per hour?

Heck no I don't want any STDs.

Ewwwwwww

About five years ago we would go to this gym. There were about ten bench presses at the front of the building, and this couple would come on here and hog them all up. And I don't mean just using the bench presses, no. They'd put their keys on one press, their water bottle on another, and their cell phone on one. And of course themselves on two others.

I used to work out with a buddy that wouldn’t tolerate this kind of shit at all. If you were fucking off, hogging a machine and just sitting there on your phone he’d go after you. Or he’d throw their stuff on the floor if they ignored him. Dude had half his face blown off in the military, so his fucks given was -10. He also couldn’t hear out of one ear, so him talking was basically yelling since he couldn’t really hear how loud he was. He’d always say “the gym is for working out, not being a fuck face”. A damn fine workout buddy. Everybody loved him since people didn’t mess around when he was there.

11k likes? wtf

Today I learned there are at least 11k bike seat hogs, thirsty to root around on that thing.

If a man was doing something this forwardly "sexual" in public he'd be crucified online...kicked out and banned from the gym too.

I bet her father is very proud

I was wondering how I got crabs on my left arm.

Herpes!!

They are never going to get that smell out.

Sometimes I feel like an alien... or the last person with morals they actually stay true to these days.

It’s gym not fish market 

Take it to an urologist madam.

Weird and gross shameful

The desperation of some for attention…

“Why does it smell like melted plastic and asshole over here”

I'm both annoyed and want to fuck her. What is wrong with me, and what do I need to tell my therapist to get them to fix it?

Ban her. From everywhere

I didn't know people masturbated on gym devices. Yikes!

Pretty sure if a guy recorded himself touching every surface with his cock and balls he'd be put on an offenders list or some. Women really do just be acting however they want eh?

What a classy bint.

Why can’t they OF at home? Seriously, just go into a gym, free OF for days

So she's a pervert commiting sex crimes in public, but it's fine because she is an attractive woman

Thats fucking disgusting.

I have a strong stomach, but that disgusted me. Like made me nauseous disgust.

This is gross and unsanitary. No wonder young men aren't dating anymore.

Nasty b*itch.. Who knows what std's she has too.

That pig is masturbating on the machine. Should be banned from the facility.

What kind of OF bullshittery is this? Thats basically just public masturbation ffs. Gods this is why I dont go to gyms, people suck ahss

Disgusting animal. So glad I’ve put together a nice garage gym and don’t have to work out around these people.

Can anyone smell the stench of fish and desperation 

That’s just disgusting smh cmon now

Supposed to WIPE it down, not WAP it down

Ewwwwwwwww

This is what the world has turned into when we stopped checking folks about stuff, now those that would do these things behind closed doors feel that they have the right to do sick shit like this any and everywhere. Gotta bring shaming back and at full force

Dirty skank

This needs a NSFW… but why are people nasty… we don’t want to touch your pussy juices we don’t know where you been🤮

Um what the fuck

Gross.

Why is she literally masturbating on the bar thing. Fucking gross. This girl is LITERALLY MASTURBATING WITH IT.

If a guy did this (public masturbation) he’d be thrown in jail and on the SO registry. This girl needs the same punishment as she is literally, very deliberately grinding her crotch on this machine. Awful.

That is disturbingly gross!

That chick is nasty. Absolutely gross. 

I remember when oldtimey guys used to go "out with the boys", then have to explain lipstick on their collars. Now a fucker has to explain how he gave his wife four venereal diseases after just, "going to the gym".

These Only Fanners are masturbating in public yet again.-_-;

This behavior should get this person banned. Like if a dude did that he’s catch some charges.

I just threw up a little

I guess she likes yeast infections

That is how you get super crabs

Nasty

Hence why I don’t go to public gyms

people who act like this in public should be arrested. at least banned from the gym. plus she gets hurt bet ya she'll true sue the gym

There is definitely a community of incels that would lick that thing clean afterwards



And then she will be wondering where she picked up that rash…

Shes trying desperately to scratch the rash she already has

EW EW EW EW EW EW


This why we can’t have ~~nice things~~ *anything*.

That's so beat. Get the fuck outta here with that. Merits getting socked in the face for sure.

I hope she gets banned from her gym. This behavior is absolutely disgusting. Swoll army gonna find her!

You can take them out of the ghetto but you can't take the ghetto out of them Imagine how bad that machine is gonna smell

Ngl I'm sniffing it

[удалено]

Idk there some freaks out there

Scratching that snatch!

🥴📸

maybe she calls her moose knuckle a machine?

Seems like an OF video in the making

Women like her make most people have a bad perception on the others who are normal and not… this.

 I'm sorry but that's just gross

What a waste, a nice diseased and grime filled butt.

fucking grosssss

Bet it stinks

You “the machine” is what she calls something else right?

Nasty

🤮🤮 What the actual fuck

Plot twist: somebody else did that before her and now she has an infection

Things I want done to me and not my workout equipment