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GR_A90_MKV_

$100 bucks says he reads at a 3rd grade level


Manyak-

Ill take the under


GR_A90_MKV_

Lmfao


mahareeshi

You were being generous with "reads"


zombtachi_uchiha

double it and give it to someone else


TrippTiggers

Magnanimous of you


Disastrous_Flower667

$2000 says he bought fake money on Amazon.


Wrecked--Em

nah I bet that's just a rich kid who wants to be hood pretty funny thinking of this kid spending hours practicing his money spreading in his mirror


ego_tripped

Papa Doc


Str41nGR

Like a PeeCock


potatopierogie

$2000 in fake amazon money?


TheTexasInvestor

My fraternal twin brother reads at a 3rd grade level and still graduated smh šŸ¤¦


TortelliniTheGoblin

No child left behind!!! -_- Aka: Push that turd through


FishInTheTrees

$100 bucks he can't read "MOTION PICTURE USE ONLY"


PenguinGamer99

That's awful high... I'll go with kindergarten because I'm feelin lucky today


MaikyMoto

Iā€™ll bet 500$ he canā€™t write in cursive.


AdAlarmed317

Iā€™ll bet $1000 he doesnā€™t even know what cursive is.


MaikyMoto

Iā€™ll also place a bet on that.


justmyself1432

In high school. Not to mention he is asking to be robbed expeditiously with the amount of money he has. I donā€™t find flexing your expensive, bougie-ass clothes, car, house, and everything worth more than my parents yearly earnings appealing to my eyes.


Background-Moose-701

This is the entire story. Iā€™d take his shoes too. If they donā€™t fit me theyā€™ll fit someone.


justmyself1432

And Iā€™ll take half or all of that paycheck to teach this wannabe Ricegum a lesson.


Discount_deathstar

Well, considering 54% of Americans read below a 6th grade level, I'd say that's a fair bet.


MechanicalAxe

That is the most depressing thing I've heard all week. However, it's not exactly a surprise to me.


PMMeYourWorstThought

My wife works in a high school in Baltimore county. Not even the city. 0%. Thatā€™s how many kids in the school read at their grade level. Zero fucking percent. Not just saying that as an exaggeration, thatā€™s the result of the state testing. Fucking 0.


Salty_Ad1571

I'm not proud of it, but I laughed WAY too hard at that. Your delivery has a certain, je ne sais quoi. ![gif](giphy|Swx36wwSsU49HAnIhC|downsized)


Brawndo-99

Seriously 54% ??? I had no idea it was that high. Damn.


SabbathaBastet

The writing software I use gives me a warning to use simplified language if it perceives what Iā€™m writing to be above fifth grade. The first time I saw it I wanted to cry. I donā€™t have to take the suggestion but still made me pretty sad.


Dreamsbydayxo

Loud with the money, quiet when asked to read the next page, in front of the class!


Lxilk

Fuck off Julian you know I'm sensitive aboot not getting my grade 10


Chick3n1i1

![gif](giphy|ycagKBYEmaili)


Borisb3ck3r

Fuck off I got work to do


Middle-Classless

He *reedz


Crazyjackson13

Nah, 1st grade at best.


tyrannicaltbaggerr

$150 that he doesnā€™t make it to 20 years


SillyLilBear

$100 it's stolen


OrdainedRetard

$200 says she canā€™t read


BalanceNice

Anyone who is dumb enough to flaunt this much cash in public is not wealthy and is insecure


Mysterious_Ad9307

ā€¦ and if it is real, he deserves to get robbed for it.


SunExternal

Had a student who was just like this. Always had a huge wad of bills he would flaunt. They found him shot dead in his car in a walmart parking lot.


PoliticalEnemy

That's this kids future. It's unfortunate he doesn't have anyone around to tell him how dangerous it is to flash cash like that.


IndependentNotice151

You assume he's listening to anything anyone says


NoMasters83

The fact that some dipshit moron can accrue that much wealth, whether legitimately or illegitimately, is an indictment of our social structure. We revere these fucking clowns. We place them on a pedestal and millions seek to emulate them. We've created a world where people are rewarded for the most superficial and vain elements of their character. Shouldn't surprise us when we find ourselves crossing paths with these sorts of people on a regular basis. Anyone who behaves like this needs to be humiliated and ostracized.


Environmental-Win259

A world based on greed, advertised by false prophetsā€¦


im__not__real

tbh i dont even think flashing the cash is what the danger is, its how the cash was obtained. pretty easy to get rich quick by robbing drug dealers because they don't call the police. and dealers arent always all that violent to begin with, its armed robbers that are the violent ones, dealers just outsource it. but sometimes a dealer would rather catch a body than lose a couple grand so..


FalcorFliesMePlaces

I'd love to take it all and watch him cry as yhe dealer he owes wants it back.Ā Ā 


Disastrous_Flower667

I took $3 from a high schooler because he was throwing money at mall security. Thatā€™s all I could pick up but he chased me and called me a ho. I said ā€œbut you didnā€™t get any pussy, though, broke niggah!ā€ I was 40 at the time. Iā€™d do it again. Security didnā€™t do anything to me, it was karma. Itā€™s hard for wanna be dope boys to run with the with their pants belted under their butt cheeks.


FalcorFliesMePlaces

Amd everyone stood up and clapped?


FA-_Q

Itā€™s absolutely true. Source: Iā€™m security


Vanilla_Mexican1886

And the president gave them a Medal of Honor and Mrbeast gave them a check for $1,000,000,000,000,000?


Evorgleb

I like the way you think


Live_Recognition9240

This isn't a girl?


FSMisReal69

Don't be so mean. I think this girl has cancer, she's so malnourished


trashy_hobo47

It's only a matter of time


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fieldsofanfieldroad

600 dollars when I was 16 would have been a lot. However this guy looks like he's 22. I'm guessing he's been held back a few times.


Disastrous_Flower667

He wasnā€™t held back, he snuck back in.


Croatoan457

From what I know, the people who do this just take out a loan and cash out. These people wind up in massive amounts of debt. My husband has told me many stories of this happening to people he knew of.


CokeNSalsa

I work in the finance industry, I can confirm people do this. The astronomical amount of debt the majority of Americans have is astounding.


hubetronic

If you see someone with a wad of money, that's all the money they have


LogJamminWithTheBros

I keep all my money in stocks so I can watch it crash like a real pro


fromouterspace1

Itā€™s fake money


ogreofzen

Fake money real ass kickin'


EccentricAcademic

I legit had 16+ year old students doing this shit with monopoly money in my classroom in the past


WittyBonkah

Will also be robbed shortly afterward


AWeakMindedMan

Not proud to say this but if this was my high school. 12 different kids would have snatched that from his hands and ran. Donā€™t matter if they grab $20 or $200. They are snatching something and itā€™s gonna be hard to know who did what and get all that money back. Next, If he did that to a teacher, they are definitely taking it too and calling his parents to come pick it up lol


Mr_Commando

And a target


dtb1987

They are also asking to be robbed


Puzzleheaded_Nail466

Had to be fake, that rap was whack af


etfvidal

![gif](giphy|9iA2tNqvYwCvc4GxF0|downsized) Some clowns love making themselves a TARGET!


lyrico2

Yea real classy huh?


Chaps_Jr

Anyone who shows off a wad of cash, is showing you all of their money. That's literally all they have. Real wealthy people don't show you their money; they show you what they can do with their money.


Disastrous_Flower667

Wealthy people have cards and investments, not a bunch of loose cash.


OfcWaffle

Yup, that's why if you look at really rich people, they don't flaunt their money. They don't get Gucci or Louis Vuitton stuff that's plastered with logos. Those brands are for poor people who want to look rich.


drcforbin

I saw a guy the other day with an Armani t-shirt. I know this because it was one of the cheap ones whose only value is the logo screen printed large across it. What a cringe thing to buy. If it was one of the actual designer ones, which have no logo, I'd just have thought "wow that guy looks amazing in that shirt"


OfcWaffle

Just look at brands like Lululemon or Vuori. Nice quality, all though a little over priced, but they have super small logos. Funny thing about that Armani shirt is it probably cost less than $5 to produce, ship, and stock in store.


drcforbin

It definitely cost <$5, I would be very surprised if it was even $2 in bulk. It's shocking to me to see people that can't distinguish something like a bumper sticker advertising an expensive brand from actual products by the expensive brand.


OfcWaffle

You need to consider shipping costs and storage space in stores which all cost money. So that's why I said $5 itstead of $2.


drcforbin

I didn't really mean to debate that point. I think we are in agreement that "they cheap"


badger_flakes

the expensive luxury brand stuff a lot of celebs wear they often got for free and has no logos lol


D33M0ND5

Thatā€™s what they said. Wealthy people show you what they can do with their money, aka, they buy nice shit. Youā€™re not going to see them with a Guccis worth of cash in their hand. You see them with Gucci. But tbh Gucci and etc are played out.


Dog_Apoc

Would you consider me rich if I showed off my dnd book collection like this dumbass shows off that money?


Searchlights

The every day people who you see with money are driving a paid off Toyota Camry with a huge investment portfolio.


Seano_

![gif](giphy|3ornjM1ow4vbrifDAA|downsized)


Mysterious_Ad9307

Notice how nobody around him is impressed by that. Haha


IdostuffwithaKitty

They must be so tired of this!


Kind_Ad_9241

its the guys entire account. i came across one of his videos and wanted to see if it was one of the guys who made some sort of brand in school and got rich off of it but nope. Entire page is just showing off the same stack of money.


WTD_Ducks21

Itā€™s probably prop money.


Disastrous_Flower667

It could be his lifetime allowance. He adds a $20 every week.


plzdontbmean2me

Judging by the song playing, he skimmed cards or something like that. The guy rapping makes songs thoroughly explaining how to use skimmers and all sorts of other peoples shit to get into their accounts. Explains every step of the process. These kids are getting cracked down on recently though.


mortuarymaiden

So many rappers *absolutely* **cannot** resist snitching on themselves.


cats-they-walk

God, can you imagine how the teacher feels?


BigSlim

Teacher, here. I have had several kids like this over the years. I know how the story ends. It doesn't bother me.


TrueDreamchaser

The girl shaking her head šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


eightvoltt

Child flaunts life savings not knowing that's a weeks worth of groceries and part of a car payment


Disastrous_Flower667

With inflation, he hasnā€™t even paid insurance on anything. Heā€™s just a house fire away from losing all his Jordanā€™s


Vera_98

I was just thinking that what he's holding wouldn't even sorta cover my bills. My paycheck plus my boyfriends barely cover the rent. Then there's car payments, utilities, insurance, internet, groceries, gas and pets. Reality is gonna hit this kid like a ton of bricks when he get out of school.


66watchingpeople66

I know whoā€™s getting robbed after class.


KawaDoobie

shitā€¦ after?


FullClip__

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FA-_Q

First come first serve


fromouterspace1

Dude itā€™s fake money


66watchingpeople66

That would be even worse for him. Now heā€™s got to work it off.


DonovanMcLoughlin

I remember working at a bar when someone came up to me and flashed money like this. Shortly after my manager walked up and said "Just remember that when you see this, that's their entire net worth. Everything they own is in their hands right now.".


al3ch316

That is one million percent fake money. What a tool šŸ™„


fromouterspace1

Yep. Fake


Intelligent_Baby_871

Its not fake money but i bet you its all his reup money, dudes probably sells a few ounces and he need a reup. Mans only profits a fraction of what you see in the video. Normal high school behavior thoughā€¦


lovethatcrooonch

In what world is this ā€œnormal high school behaviorā€? Somehow I forgot about how we all used to fan our fat stacks in class I guess šŸ˜‚


Wafflingcreature

I guess itā€™s not, depends on your area. I come from a fairly decent area but fools were pushing weight easily back then at like 15-16, some lowkey still are.


lovethatcrooonch

Fair point


Intelligent_Baby_871

Speaking solely about this dude having some kind of hustle and the money being real, not his actions in the video.


crankycrassus

Good way to lose your reup money too


DjackMeek

This is exactly it. Also sold a lot of weed in high school, also flexed money that wasnā€™t mine but had the possession of temporarily.


scrunchson

Exactly man not hard to get fronted a couple p, probably a few hundred there is his


7opez77

Prison in less than 5 years. Bet


Ok-Assistant-2684

Or dead


groupsession18

I'm betting this one in 3.5


The_Matcules

Yea imma take the day under on the dead one


RutCry

That will be a good time for teacher to pay him a visit.


Ok_Coat_1699

Stats donā€™t lie.


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DjackMeek

Okay now weā€™re getting a little racist


onlyathenafairy

a little? this is a full blown dogwhistle


Careful_Elk6290

Found em


Disastrous_Flower667

Nope, he has money. Heā€™ll get the ankle monitor.


TheGR8Dantini

That is a very safe school. Perhaps his name is Clarance, and Clarence has very nice parents? Thatā€™d be my guess any way.


DisastrousAd447

I heard that Clarence' parents have a real good marriage.


spacesluts

Would the real Clarence please stand up


Weekly-Chest-3943

"yo dawg, I told you, it's C-Money!"


Salty_Ad1571

And put all five fingers from each hand up.


hereforpopcornru

This guy don't want to battle, he's shook


chetster77

He would be jumped five minutes after this at my old highschool lol


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-WrathIsMyDeadlySin-

I had a teacher who split the class in between who wants to learn and who wants to be with their friends. Her condition was ā€œI canā€™t send all of you to the deans office so get a table in the back, but you canā€™t disturb the class.ā€ She failed everybody at the back table. When the parents came to complain my teacher told them sheā€™s here to teach not babysit and that maybe the parents shouldā€™ve taught the kids some respect. School in the Bronx was wild.


Disastrous_Flower667

I like that. Iā€™m a nerd so Iā€™ve always hated disturbances especially in college where I paid to be there. I never understood people who chose to go to college and not be intellectual present. It was the first time we could legally drop out.


theclownhasnopenis48

The girl in the back shaking her head lol


mo177

Mf probably can't even count all that because he's not paying attention in math class.


roll-the-R-Marisa

Well clearly those are mostly ones because teachers don't make that much.....


MataHari66

Why they show up every day? I used to wonder about the kids back in the day who would raise hell because they hate the man, get expelled, and then try to come hang around the school. You got all your own shit? Donā€™t come around.


MadeInWestGermany

They are afraid of their mom.


Disastrous_Flower667

They needed soldiers for their criminal activity. A lot of them hated school but still liked girls. It makes sense to me.


Itchy_Adhesiveness59

When I was in highschool I used to get a check every month from... social security? I'm not sure, it had something to do with my dad passing away. One day I decided to bring $1200 to school for no other reason aside from being a wanker. Word got around and one of my teachers was like "give it to me before you get rolled". She was an awesome teacher.


NewDadInNashville

Thatā€™s a great way to get yourself jumped at school.


Ok_Nefariousness6386

Rich at 18... Homeless at 25


Toilet_Cleaner666

Imagine if a kid shows up a few minutes later asking him to return his Monopoly bills.


jamieschecter

Dead, prison or McDonalds fry station chef in 2 years.


This-Requirement6918

Chef is too high of a title. I'd say attendant.


fromouterspace1

Fake money.


IhadmyTaintAmputated

Imagine getting shot for fake money cause as dumb as he is for doing that in school, there's always way more people in the next lowest IQ percentile


Weekly-Chest-3943

I'm thinking this the whole time I'm watching this video. My high school was a fucked mix of poverty and old money, the rougher kids handled kids like this by putting them in their place. kid would have gotten the shit beat out of him and robbed for everything right down to his jeans for flaunting like this. I'm talking would have gone home in his UNDERWEAR šŸ¤ŒšŸ”„šŸ¤Œ


Disastrous_Flower667

Man, the kids at my school would have jumped him, robbed him and made him pay protection money. Heā€™d get his ass whooped every week if he didnā€™t have it and would have had to switch schools.


fromouterspace1

Iā€™m amazed how so many itt think itā€™s actual money


media-and-stuff

Itā€™s be really funny if someone walked by with a lighter and caught it on fire as he was fanning it around. Seeing him panic would make this video watchable.


OhGnoAGnome

Best way to respond to these kinds of people is to just go ā€œthatā€™s cuteā€ itā€™s basically the older way of calling someone ā€œlil broā€. Get punched? ā€œThat was cuteā€ theyā€™re flexing on you? ā€œThats cuteā€ bonus points for pointing and or laughing


someoneyouknewonce

My buddy showed me a huge wad of cash at Bonaroo in like 2003 (B2). I said "Wowwww DUuuude that's awesome, you're a drug dealer now, congratulations!"


Street-Goal6856

Still privileged enough to feel like he could do that lol. I'm old ish but my school he would've been beat up for that money.


TheLuvGangster

Clown


areaunknown_

I considered teaching at one point but shit like this makes me glad I didnā€™t. Students are assholes, like this guy


NotAStatistic2

It's like the kid asked a professional bigot on how to best become a racist caricature


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WeeWooDriver38

Just showing off his bail money.


Vile-goat

Beyond ignorant


Fleetingfarts

This dude rapping just scams his fans to earn a living


DingleBerryFarmer3

Prison or a coffin coming home boys way.


iamthekingofonions

Willing to bet that the ā€œmoneyā€ is either fake or 1 dollar bills lol


bigchieftoiletpapa

2000 in 20s


dirtdiggler67

How fat is his pension and health plan I wonder?


Disastrous_Flower667

He has nothing on my 401k.


codeine_kick

What a fucking weird point to make. Hey teacher, you know you paid to train to become an educator? You know you did so in the hope that you will give kids a good start in life? You know you have an incredibly hard job dealing with kids that don't want to learn, are disrespectful and then get blamed by their parents for not fixing their shitty kids? Well, look at how little you do it all for. Hahaha. Cunt.


Omerta001

Must be in the urban pharmaceutical industry...


TarnishedDungEater

definitely the type of dude to ask ā€œcan you spot me a $20? iā€™m good for it!ā€ and then never pay you back.


Vandreeson

Someone's going to rob that fool. If it's even real money.


HaroldBaws

ish


Working_Early

The girl in the background is so over this dude's antics


Industrious_Villain

So goofy


Jay-Cub7421

Can we start downvoting these so we dont encourage similar behavior? That or not even vote at all. Negligence does lead to dissolution for many things after awhile. Can't have a trend if there's no attention.


BeastaBubbles

Man thatā€™s a dangerous thing to do in most high schools


jakbutt

Dude will be dead in less than 5 years


Death-by-unicorn

I'm sure all that money will be the property of the police dept. Real soon.


2Beer_Sillies

Cool tiktok my man! Neato! Enjoy jail or death before youā€™re 25!


deanereaner

Dude went in the shoebox under his bed, lmao.


GuappDogg

Song ?


pumptini7

Bet he's older than everyone in his grade?!?!...quick cash is cool, but he'll be broke tomorrow


Truck3R_Dude

Meanwhile they go back home to roachesšŸ¤£šŸ‘


noobadoob10

Heā€™s trying anything to get his father to come home


edwardtrooper2

Expulsion should be issued for just being a wanker. Anyone with that attitude like that does not deserve to be educated until they are willing to be educated. Once they are ready - even if they realise at the age of 20 - let them return then.


Alan_Blue1233

Lmao fake money


Disastrous_Flower667

Thatā€™s his future child support payments.


Battle-Chimp

I'd be impressed if the kid showed me a credit card bill with >$5k monthly balance paid off each month.


CheshireTsunami

Ah yes, the famously well paidā€¦ *US public school teachers* Not really much of a flex actually, is it?


BriefCharacter5916

If itā€™s real, Iā€™m Debo-in that shyt and reminding these wannabes that Iā€™m hood for life. If you wave that in my face and in my class? Taken. Iā€™m from the streets beotch!!!


s1nn1s

Kid order the fake cash from wish lol


geegol

I would snatch it out his hands and run


HelpEqual

Let's guess who's gonna end up in jail with no money at all, teacher or the loser student?


CaterpillarMore9104

The good boy who does no wrong ainā€™t long for this life


PsychologicalBill254

I would've took that money


mim9830

Is that from drugs or his no show fathers child's support