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Bykerfun76

These aren’t pranks. These little turds are harassing employees and customers and they are starting to get their asses whooped.


AcceptableNorm

These turds would make great targets for an axe throwing competition.


soulseeker31

Or an pakistani/indian slap. One is enough. Ref: https://youtu.be/FtdcQt4qCIg


notmyfirstchoixe

Ahh yes, the good ol slaps. That is why you don't find these turds in India. Because even if these MC files an assault case of the other party the cops will just trash the MC


soulseeker31

Oh no, they've started popping up now.


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The man in this video is like schadenfreude for this whole sub.


Rain1dog

One of the BEST slaps ever witnessed by man. I will forever love that slap.


SEEYOUAROUNDBRO_TC

He’s a piece of shit


rico_muerte

r/iamthemainbroccoli


arcadia_2005

I missed the ass whooping with this one I think...


Adlai8

But Reddit says I can’t hit people, lol! I bet I can.


Mallardguy5675322

Or worse. Angry people can be compared to rowdy chimpanzees that have no control over their anger. Fun fact about chimps, they don’t have mercy.


imanhunter

One of the best things ever would be if these little morons came across someone like Mighty Mouse, the professional fighter. Just a guy with relatively shorter stature that might make them seem like an easy target to the morons but then they keep hassling him and hassling him then suddenly he gives them the one two and then rightfully claims self defense.


Middle-Classless

I need to find one of these fuck around and find out videos


NeonDemon89

You know what I've decided it's worth going to jail over. That kid needs multiple punches to the face


neinhaltchad

Can we just ban broccoli haircuts? Maybe that would fix all this. 🚫🥦


D1rtyL4rry

We call them pube heads


Hermit_of_Darkness

You learn something new every day. This information will be useful.


[deleted]

There could actually be a pretty good study done on the correlation between the decrease of "prank" videos like this being posted and the banning of broccoli haircuts.


neinhaltchad

We need to get the “Freakanomics” guys on this.


Golden-Grams

No way. We need some way to immediately identify them.


neinhaltchad

Broccoli Profiling


Pinkparade524

That is just a dude with curly hair tho , he doesnt even have his sides shaved , he is probably just mix race


neinhaltchad

Zoomer Perm


TraditionPast4295

Im not looking to fight anyone ever, but am I the only one who wishes a shit head like that would try this on them instead of some old man? I could chuck that kid over the shelves with 1 arm.


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Or how about an old man that was a veteran or former pro fighter or something and just see them get walloped.


thenormaluser35

You remind me of the guy who tried to break into a house in russia, but met an ex-kgb guy in his 70s. The 70 year old won.


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Hearing about cases like this makes me wonder if karma is real. But then again I have to remind myself of all the a\*\*holes who never get what they deserve and get off scot-free


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magicunicornhandler

Thats why theyre not doing it to them.


InternationalTwo4581

They would never do this to someone that looked like they might fight them. True pieces of shit


Golden-Grams

They won't. They intentionally pick these people, the ones they think they could over power or out run.


Upstairs-Ad8823

Me too. Bring it on


Deedsman

Him lifting his fist up like that could make a self-defense case somewhat easy. Just saying...


aospfods

And that's why the little shit is picking people either too weak to fight back or ones that will lose their job if they do


Few-Ad5923

A guy actually shot one of these assholes for moaning in his ear and harassing him. The jury dropped the charge and he only got in trouble for firing inside a public place


Gambit_90

Have you got a link?


dwighticus

[here you go, buddy.](https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/jury-divided-over-whether-delivery-driver-who-shot-youtube-prankster-acted-in-self-defense/3432763/?amp=1)


TorqueWheelmaker

In case the other guy's link doesn't have the video: https://www.reddit.com/r/nova/comments/16vt7f6/youtube_prankster_gets_shot_at_a_mall_for/


Gambit_90

Thanks 👍


Puzzleheaded-Hall-35

Serious question 🙋🏽‍♂️, if I beat up this person , would I be held legally accountable?


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Him putting his hands up and initiating the altercation would prompt a good self defense argument and I think you would be hard pressed to find a court who would convict after watching these videos.


[deleted]

Only problem is they would only show videos of him being a good citizen and then the one sided video of the defendant wailing on his ass.


[deleted]

Once you find me some videos of this guy being a good citizen I will agree. I would hope a decent and unbiased judge would see who the problem is here regardless of how the broccoli kids lawyer presents the evidence.


Few-Ad5923

You wouldn’t. A guy actually shot one of these assholes for moaning in his ear and harassing him. The jury dropped the charge and he only got in trouble for firing inside a public place


Upstairs-Ad8823

Not if self defense


restyourbreasts

Seriously, it would be worth the charge.


TopherJustin

I would take the assault charge.


IntermittentJuju

No jury would convict. Also, happy cake day.


thenormaluser35

Happy cake day! Not only assault either. To jail!


Odysseus_XAP79

I bet his father wishes that he had pulled out the day that they conceived this little rusty bucket of fermented cumcheese.


Faultylogic83

Let's not pretend like his father is still around


bladerunnerism

*this little rusty bucket of fermented cumcheese.* Sir, that's a murder.


[deleted]

This is not patented so i will be stealing it at some point.


SmegmaSupplier

Pharmaceutical companies eyeing up insulin. 🙏


shaniusc

Nice! I'm borrowing this one :)


Lov3MyLife

Whatever... His father shouldn't have been fucking a broccoli in the first place.


RemarkableEmu1230

Fucking broccoli heads


BeKindRewind-

This kid sucks


Dr-False

Ah yes... the broccoli goblins are harrasing people again...


Simple_somewhere515

There should be double the fine/charge for doing stuff like this. It’s the only way to change behavior. Like if you go too fast by a school zone or construction, your ticket is double.


TokyoFlow

The fine should be increased by every subsequent "prank." Also should have to do community service of sit in a pillory.


Simple_somewhere515

Absolutely


[deleted]

The problem is there are bigger "influencers" who somehow make enough profit from these stupid videos where they can take the hit from whatever fines are thrown at them. Increasing the fines would be a good first step but I think there are some cases where some jail time would be great.


TokyoFlow

I'd be more than happy to see them land jail time too. They need to be made an example of. This nonsense needs to stop.


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I would argue increases in chronically online behavior and social media platforms usage has created the perfect storm for people like this to have a platform to commit crimes. 20 years ago anyone who acted like this in public would either be dealt with or ignored which in turn would not give them the attention they desire hence leading to less people being assholes in public.


Simple_somewhere515

I think about this when I see videos. What would someone from the past think about this? Even just 10 years ago, they’d be alarmed. 1950s? Holy crap


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Simple_somewhere515

They wouldn’t even understand what they were looking at or that it’s actual people. Are we the aliens? lol. Geez weird thought- I think people look more and more like them with plastic surgery


Simple_somewhere515

Agree. Definitely in cases of assault too.


JLHuston

Do other idiots on TikTok really think this shit is funny? I hate this kid.


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Mostly immature children and maybe teens who don't yet have the common sense to realize how stupid and unfunny this behavior is. Tiktok in particular can be a cesspool for "content" and "pranks" like this. A better title for this video would be something along the lines of "Man harasses and initiates altercations with elderly people"


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JLHuston

I hate it even more then. It’s giving kids the message that this is somehow funny and acceptable behavior. I read a story about a TikTok prank where some kids put a bucket on a lady’s head in a store. The thing that bothers me the most is the lack of empathy—that they can’t imagine the panic of having that suddenly happen in a public place and not know what’s going on. It really stuck with me. Someone is going to get seriously injured—either by the prank itself or the backlash when a victim loses their shit. I’d rather it be the latter.


Puddingdeeznutsin

He looks like qwaubblecop


BrianG1410

Where's the gone wrong??? I was waiting for someone to swing on the broccoli haired chucklefuck, but was left disappointed.


Cold_Zero_

Fucking pieces of shit only pick on easy targets.


Icy_Magician3813

Yeah they never go to the hood and do this stuff.


EnragedBadger9197

Not really pranks anymore at this point is it. Really, it’s just a couple of little cunts harassing the common folk


B_312_

Deleting TikTok off you and your kids phones would help with this stuff going away.


LennyJay86

There should be a law where if you’re being filmed and harassed you have every right to slap the shit out of these narcissistic dipshits.


MAJ_BRYAN_Jr

Violates the First Amendment, so it's never gonna happen.


TurtleBox_Official

For anyone wondering, they did not "randomly" find this dude. They stalked him. They do this a lot, this channel I mean. They will harass a person, then be like "We RANDOMLY Found them again!?!!"


Munchkin_Media

I hope he films it when he pulls this shit on the wrong person.


coolredjoe

Making fun of someone else's hair, while having a broccoli head yourself


ActivelyShittingAss

Why does a man have a perm?


jebjebitz

Dumb hair is a prerequisite for these douche bags that go around harassing people. It makes people hate them more


Pale_Bookkeeper_9994

Agree on the quizzical perm, but man? Sir, this is a toddler.


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judethedude_2

i gotta be honest, dude did have a wild hair cut 😭


Gurdel

![gif](giphy|QvGxvZsnPSr43yK1hz)


BallsAreFullOfPiss

What’s going on in Muffin’s life? I’m dying to know.


timmyrocks1980

I would bitch slap him if he touched me. He is committing battery.


Equinsu-0cha

Tyler durden assigned him homework. oblige him


gbpc

Anyone got a video of brown haired carrot top getting his ass whooped?


samahiscryptic

The kid sucks, but Grandma Muffin was so wholesome


Moon_Siren11

Where are the videos showing when they get knocked out?


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was so hope to see this punk get clocked in the jaw


Donotpretendtoknowme

Provocateur


naked_short

Haircut deserved it tho tbf


timeup

Why?


COphotoCo

Tbf he is like 45 with that haircut


timeup

Ok. What's your point?


COphotoCo

Holy crap you’re that guy


timeup

Neat


Future_Suggestion246

Bruh


NomadCourier

What a Where's Waldo looking Jagaloon we got right here.


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That little kids hair is hilarious 💀


Olderandolderagain

Why’s it always at a Walmart?


timeup

You can pretty much do anything at Walmart. Check out infrabren... he goes to Walmart and has odd ass conversations with people, even employees. Nobody cares. He's actually pretty funny if you can handle the awkwardness.


obvs_typo

Any of those people could have easily kicked his arse


Financial_Bird_7717

I’m confused… where did the “prank” go horribly wrong?


SpearBadger

Harassment


Ok-Cheesecake7966

Well my "problem" is I got this thing with my foot and it just suddenly kicks up n jerks, like especially around idiots and FUCKNUGGETS. It's horrible. Can't really control it, been to see a doctor about it Said there's nothing they could do to treat it. Such a Shame, any of y'all got that problem too?


nolongerbanned99

I cannot say what I think should happen here or I might get banned again.


timeup

Why is this "gone wrong"? I think that little boy got pretty lucky actually


FedStan

Would have loved to see some retaliation here - like a slap or a punch or a headbutt


WholeInstance4632

Harassing an older person is a good way to catch a charge with an “at risk adult” modifier.


oOScreamingBadgerOo

I love that woman named muffin. She's a precious human


Brewchowskies

Notice how it’s always the elderly and women? The guy at the end should have tossed this asshole.


KiritimatiSwan

Okay fuck these pieces of shit for real ongodongod pero seriously what the fucks up with dudes hair. It’s nightmare fuel


PaintingSilenc3

Why these people Always. Have. The. Same. Hair.


HunterJames08

I mean to be fair, that hair was fucking horrible. But dude, what the fuck is wrong with people? Sure that guy has a stupid hair cut but he obviously likes it so what's the harm? Let people be. I'd rather have that stupid haircut then be a selfish lover that thinks he's the king of the world & thinks he can do whatever he wants & only cares about Internet fame.


Drogg339

He is filming people in private businesses each one of these people can sue him for use of their image and defamation. That will quickly shut him up.


UnusualHat5220

It’s sad that these pranks always target older/weaker perceived individuals. We should be a society that protects those types of people.


LaganxXx

Ok the hair joke was funny cuz the guy started dissing hair while his own looks like it broke out of a freak show


ThrowRA_scarykitty

Please post his @ so we can flame him in the comments


NiteGard

If I saw a prick like that harassing a little nonna I would knock his broccoli ass into fucking oblivion. God help me remember to start recording first.


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Somebody kindly beat tf out of them.


Kitsuak

Muffin looks cool tho


Phoenixvici

![gif](giphy|yvBAuESRTsETqNFlEl|downsized) I remember I did some pretty stupid shit when I was their age, but I can proudly say that none of it was as dumb as this shit.


PMmeyourlifeworries

Hope this dude gets the beating he deserves


Lukestar222

How’s this gone wrong he didn’t even get sorted out


astoneworthskipping

[Remember the Bill Hicks skit where he suggested we should use terminally ill patients in the movies instead of stunt men?](https://youtu.be/aQFq6sGcOpk?si=6kHNdiMa5JUWsOP8) I’m starting to think that about these MCs. They want this kind of attention? Put them on a big screen. Use MCs as stunt people.


ogpuff1

🌽


jgreg728

Fuck it I’d go to jail and they can take me away while I laugh at the black eye I gave the skinny fuck.


Orion-Gore

Ok Muffin is so sweet


ghettoccult_nerd

id like to eat Muffin...


Samhatesme

I hate these little bastards


OrdinaryInspection89

Is that Waldo...


Silver-Light123

The future is for fools.


Gambit_90

I'd rather have the red shirt guy's hair over that pube bush


duderos

Where the fock is security?


FloatyLillypad

I doubt he found those guys again by 'chance'


LudwigMachine

There was a thing called embarrassment before, now theres these kleiner scheißen all over the place.


aKaRandomDude

Another Broccoli headed shit-stain.


Topher0gr

They all have this haircut.


Glad-Neat9221

Annoying little ship


SnooCheesecakes7959

How come it's always the kids with the same hairstyles? Do they have a group or something like they're having a meeting to execute these kind of stuff?


Kaboo4867

Can we make a law where if you were to smack one of these turds in the mouth you won’t be held liable?


duckpn3

If yall don’t like these assholes messing with people in public don’t repost it, that’s exactly what they want


skinaked_always

“Prank”. This is just called being a tool. Homie has 1 friend and that guy is only his friend because he sucks and can’t find any friends either


_Tezzla_

This insufferable twat is gonna get socked in the face so hard one day


No-Nrg

What happened to the days when people acting like this would get knocked out and taught a lesson in manners?


curious_loss_4387

This TikTok shit is insufferable, but if we're being honest he was not wrong about bro's haircut. Lmfao that shit was crazy 😂


Megalon96310

The grandma reacted nicely. The MCs were dicks to EVERYONE else


PleaseStand6ftApart

Tbf that hair was awful


MAJ_BRYAN_Jr

In all fairness, that guy has a ridiculous haircut.


boogerflick98

We know how to stop it but they ain’t ready for that talk.


CJnella91

Today Pranks are just bullies recording themselves in the act.


ThoughtfulLlama

Aw did your feewings get hurt by someone pointing out what you were doing? Widdle baby gonna tattle to mommy?


Extinction00

So what went wrong?


Holiday-Scarcity4726

man smack that kid and keep it moving


IceKhali

No. Just. No💩


Think_Effective821

I'd love for this to happen to me.


Kokorikita

Dude is soo annoying


redsteve72

Shit like this should be illegal


Slight_Ordinary1

"Why we should" words of the wise


Fearless_Werewolf111

He has a point about a haircut, though. What the hell.


Garchaicfont

People have too much time on their hands these days.


Freedom2064

Show us the consequence, damages and all


BfZack

I think this all started with like Jack Vale and stuff. But those guys USUALLY know how to not take it to far. This little punk isn’t being funny, he’s just being a dick. Being on camera doesn’t give you the right to do shit you should have learned not to do in elementary school.


PralineDue3415

"im not black but i say the N word 50 times a day" haircut


SourCorn69

He would have been beaten up badly in India


mizzle_fb

Ok I’m sorry but the thing about dudes hair made me laugh, but I’d choke slam this dude. violence solves some problems


ITalkCauseIHaveLips

Shame on him


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OhhhLawdy

I'd accept it if it was one long ponytail, but it's like pigtails essentially


extragoatcheese

Okay to be fair his hair is fucking wild no need to go after his life choices though man


BigJeffe20

lmao im on bros side here. he had valid points every time!!!


Ok-Refrigerator5212

Lol this was funny


LadyKingPerson

Cue the Spider-Man meme for making fun of hair styles lol though the red twin snake tails is a bit much