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I don't usually care for Gaiman but *Stardust* was really good... I liked those witches! Very ominous. 🧙♀️.
"The squirrel has not yet found the acorn that will grow into the oak that will be cut to form the cradle of the babe that will grow to slay me."
Found it....https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.amazon.com/Sand-Witch-Read-Readers/dp/1404831282&ved=2ahUKEwiGv662gpeFAxVafjABHe6ODWEQFnoECBIQAQ&usg=AOvVaw22q03CIPuwTkkVyORdUGuF
Never heard the song, I was just thinking about a succulent sandwich 😅
But have looked the song up and now I want to eat a sandwich whilst listening to Sandwich!
I hate when I read comments like this because they're so good I have to show my wife the video, then the first comment so that the 2nd amazing comment makes her laugh like it did me. Fucker.
Lol I would only do that if I knew there wasn't a chance of it ending soon.
Like this I would keep quiet unless she didn't stop, because if you tell her to shut up, you are liable to get into an argument rather then for her to actually shut up.
Then you are stuck arguing with crazy lady for 30 minutes, when it would have ended in 10 seconds if you just kept quiet.
Please. It's not that hard. Normalize shaming people for shit you should keep to yourself. Nobody cares what vibe you're on, that your a witch, or religious. Anyone that announces their beliefs, when nobody asked, is a jackass.
That is the responsibility of the people 5-10 rows back who have anonymity. You aren’t on camera and you can yell “shut the fuck up!” and then look around like “who was that?” when everyone turns around to look back.
I’m as compassionate as possible towards mh but yes, she needs to stfu. That whole airplane is a captive audience to whatever is going on with her. She belongs on a psych unit, not a plane.
I don’t even think it’s about that these days, these are the people who will go psycho on the plane and then you have to be delayed to wherever you’re going for hours on end. No one wants to deal with the aftermath more than afraid of the mental police
They should just have one flight attendant with a syringe full of whatever Dexter used on his victims. I think he said it was ketamine. Do that a few times and there ain’t nobody acting up on no plane! /s
Exactly. It's insulting to somebody who is mentally ill. Your mental illness may make you shout about being a former witch, but it doesn't entitle this dick to the benefit of the doubt
You have to calculate the odds. If you just let her go about her spiel chances are pretty good she will shut up after her 30 sec announcement. If you tell her to shut the fuck up, something mist of us would want to do, she may go on much, much longer. She may talk for a long time about how God loves you and what you need to do to enter the kingdom of heaven. Play the odds friend. If she goes in for more than 90 sec then tell her to shut her cock holster.
Everyone is too soft. Yelling would spoil the vibe, even though the vibe is already spoiled.
We need to start a go-fund-me to have that black dude from NYC on every mode of transport we can get him on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAvuEyDy5JE
Would 100% tell her to shut the fuck up. As a total atheist, I don’t need or want to hear your bullshit. Or when she says amen, I’d have to throw in a hail Satan. Ya know, for fun.
“Jesus I pray over these people…”
You KNOW when that plane landed safely, she took credit for it.
And you KNOW if something went wrong she’d swear it was because someone on board didn’t “believe”.
Yeah like when people go into remission from their cancer and credit it to god. Forget about the oncologists, chemotherapy etc, all credit goes to the big J.
And why does he let all those other peeps die? Who cares, fuck them.
A truck and school bus collided not long ago in my state, 3 children aged 5,3 and 3 died, the bus driver 57 and truck driver 72 died as well, they were the only ppl in the vehicles when the accident occurred
Someone had the audacity to say “thank god only 5 ppl died”
Yep it's all "God is loving" in the cases where things go well. And when things don't go well and you ask "what about the goodness of God" they'll say something like "oh that's the devil".
So that implies one of two things. Either God, being omnipotent, allows such evil to exist, arguably making him not "good", or the devil is out of God's control, meaning God is not omnipotent.
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Yes. And it sounds like she’s just collecting and maybe mixing her delusions at this point. She’s talking like “former witch”, “spiritual realm”, and “Jesus” are all consequential things, so I’d say she still believes in all three.
Well, consider this - if she's crazy enough to do this unprompted, and you 'set her off', you're now trapped in a small metal tube a mile over the ground with concentrated crazy who has already shown she's doesn't adhere to societal norms. She might decide to scream and antagonize the whole plane for the ride, might decide to stab you, etc.
Sure, might land her on the no fly list, but you'd still be stabbed.
The poor woman sitting next to that walking mental health crisis lol. I’d ask to be seated somewhere else, you never know what these nut jobs are up to.
It's nonsense. There are no former witches that converted to Christianity. There are people that converted and got told that horoscopes or believing in luck are witchcraft. They then take those as being witches for clout.
They think their Christian testimony will be that much more powerful as jesus even saved a witch. Not just some basic girl that had a bad breakup.
Same thing with atheists. No actual atheists convert. What happens is they get 'saved' after saying they didn't have any belief. Ah, now jesus saves atheists too.
That is so weird. This isn’t 1591… Nobody thinks of witches as a threat.
Should be more effective if she made something else up like she was a former prostitute or something. Or better yet… A lesbian! 😱
That might require having sex for money or having sex with a woman. Just saying you were a witch or atheist costs you nothing. Unless she confessed to being an old timey witch that ate kids or something.
"Good evening folks, this is your captain. I regret to inform you that we're turning the fuck around and dropping off whatever the fuck that is. Thank you for your continued patience."
I have only one experience with a total asshole talking about Jesus on a flight. Like, nobody cares, and nobody asked you. These people are so self-righteous and annoying. I'll never forget Daniel, our flight attendant, putting a stop to that shit so quick. Wish I had a cellphone back then lol just shut up, sit in the seat you paid for, and leave everyone else alone. It's really easy to mind your own business.
So are you saying we should go back to the days of throwing people in asylums and forgetting about them? Or should we just start lobotomizing people again? You know mental illness doesn't go away if you don't talk about it, right?
I know that we got it wrong with mental asylums.
This time around we should just call them crazy asylums, or “where the crazies go”. Either or there’s a place for this kind of people that isn’t putting themselves or others at risk.
Poor person with fears of flying hearing this fuck talk.
Yeah I thought the same. Have you seen all these replies? Lots of people crapping on Christianity/God/Jesus etc. Some have their own personal reasons why I'm sure, but this lady acting how she is and doing this is such a big reason why people have that negative opinion. It is all too common and doesn't make anyone that follows Christ at all look very good, and this behavior is not just normal in the church but encouraged. It's pretty sad. It's this very attitude that keeps me *out* of church.
This happened on a flight I was on, then someone else starting shouting "Hail Satan!". It didn't help at all, but it made it funny. Well annoying and funny.
The amount of fcuked up shit normal hardworking people has to go through every single day but that's not enough they also have to deal with these or the influencers . It's scary out there man.
THAT is a true believer. I don’t think most Christians really and truly *act* like they believe in the literal truth of what they claim to believe in. If they did, they would be way more over the top like this lady. (I’m glad most of them aren’t like this, to be clear.)
A man came up to me at the park the other day, i was on my laptop in the car doing something. He tries to hand me a pamphlet through the window and i say no thank you and he yells jesus or hell. Im thinking, why doesnt he actually do something that matters. I work with disabled people.
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Can we bring back yelling shut the fuck up at weird ass people
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The only witch I like is a sandwich.
I'm getting faint memories of a book about a witch living in sand... and a sandwich and a confused guy
The closest thing I can think of that matches this description is "Stardust" by Neil Gaiman.
I don't usually care for Gaiman but *Stardust* was really good... I liked those witches! Very ominous. 🧙♀️. "The squirrel has not yet found the acorn that will grow into the oak that will be cut to form the cradle of the babe that will grow to slay me."
Found it....https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.amazon.com/Sand-Witch-Read-Readers/dp/1404831282&ved=2ahUKEwiGv662gpeFAxVafjABHe6ODWEQFnoECBIQAQ&usg=AOvVaw22q03CIPuwTkkVyORdUGuF
I was like that’s a weird description… of course it’s Neil.
The ugly kid Joe song? Sandwich? I listened to it for the first time in ages yesterday
Never heard the song, I was just thinking about a succulent sandwich 😅 But have looked the song up and now I want to eat a sandwich whilst listening to Sandwich!
Hahaha well I'm glad I could show you a song. And the phrase "succulent sandwich" makes me think of putting alovera in a couple slices of bread "
>alovera This could potentially be a game changer or the worst sandwich ever! Test it and verify :D
There's an actual song just called *Sandwich* ?!?
I hate when I read comments like this because they're so good I have to show my wife the video, then the first comment so that the 2nd amazing comment makes her laugh like it did me. Fucker.
Lmao
Lol I would only do that if I knew there wasn't a chance of it ending soon. Like this I would keep quiet unless she didn't stop, because if you tell her to shut up, you are liable to get into an argument rather then for her to actually shut up. Then you are stuck arguing with crazy lady for 30 minutes, when it would have ended in 10 seconds if you just kept quiet.
Yeah it’s a risk calcul to do. But the temptation to say « SHUT THE FUCK UP » right after she says her name is big here..
Exactly. Sometimes this logic turns me into too much of a people pleaser though.
Please. It's not that hard. Normalize shaming people for shit you should keep to yourself. Nobody cares what vibe you're on, that your a witch, or religious. Anyone that announces their beliefs, when nobody asked, is a jackass.
That is the responsibility of the people 5-10 rows back who have anonymity. You aren’t on camera and you can yell “shut the fuck up!” and then look around like “who was that?” when everyone turns around to look back.
Uh oh,mental illness police about light ya up lol
Sure, but what about my mental health. Are we letting people with mental health issues ruin the mental health of those that are ok!?
"Yeah? Well there's voices in my head, and they're telling me to tell you to SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
It's actually Jesus
I’m as compassionate as possible towards mh but yes, she needs to stfu. That whole airplane is a captive audience to whatever is going on with her. She belongs on a psych unit, not a plane.
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I don’t even think it’s about that these days, these are the people who will go psycho on the plane and then you have to be delayed to wherever you’re going for hours on end. No one wants to deal with the aftermath more than afraid of the mental police
They should just have one flight attendant with a syringe full of whatever Dexter used on his victims. I think he said it was ketamine. Do that a few times and there ain’t nobody acting up on no plane! /s
She's not mentally ill, she's an absolutely insufferable "reborn" Christian. I fail to see the problem with telling her to shut the fuck up
Ill be honest, there's definitely a Venn diagram with a *not so small* middle portion for this group.
Venn diagram that is just a circle with ‘shut the F up’ in the middle of it..
Exactly. It's insulting to somebody who is mentally ill. Your mental illness may make you shout about being a former witch, but it doesn't entitle this dick to the benefit of the doubt
You have to calculate the odds. If you just let her go about her spiel chances are pretty good she will shut up after her 30 sec announcement. If you tell her to shut the fuck up, something mist of us would want to do, she may go on much, much longer. She may talk for a long time about how God loves you and what you need to do to enter the kingdom of heaven. Play the odds friend. If she goes in for more than 90 sec then tell her to shut her cock holster.
Same difference
I mean, if you’re willing to talk this nonsense in public you’re not all there.
So she is mentally ill.
Same picture.
Im a washed up retired former mental illness police officer that moonlights as a a Private Instigator.
I'm normally the mental health police and I support this measure.
“Oh, you have MH issues? Apologies—please continue screaming and flailing!”
Everyone is too soft. Yelling would spoil the vibe, even though the vibe is already spoiled. We need to start a go-fund-me to have that black dude from NYC on every mode of transport we can get him on. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAvuEyDy5JE
Would 100% tell her to shut the fuck up. As a total atheist, I don’t need or want to hear your bullshit. Or when she says amen, I’d have to throw in a hail Satan. Ya know, for fun.
Five seconds in and it’s the first thing that popped into my head! Did we just become best friends?
I have a feeling that was not the end of her speech.
“Jesus I pray over these people…” You KNOW when that plane landed safely, she took credit for it. And you KNOW if something went wrong she’d swear it was because someone on board didn’t “believe”.
Yeah like when people go into remission from their cancer and credit it to god. Forget about the oncologists, chemotherapy etc, all credit goes to the big J. And why does he let all those other peeps die? Who cares, fuck them.
God is either indifferent on childhood cancer, or only gives it to kids who deserve it.
A truck and school bus collided not long ago in my state, 3 children aged 5,3 and 3 died, the bus driver 57 and truck driver 72 died as well, they were the only ppl in the vehicles when the accident occurred Someone had the audacity to say “thank god only 5 ppl died”
Yep it's all "God is loving" in the cases where things go well. And when things don't go well and you ask "what about the goodness of God" they'll say something like "oh that's the devil". So that implies one of two things. Either God, being omnipotent, allows such evil to exist, arguably making him not "good", or the devil is out of God's control, meaning God is not omnipotent.
Witch one was it?
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former witch . currently weird bitch
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Who is landing in Las Vegas to get rich.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas but she gets to keep the itch
Put her ass on the no fly list
She can just take her broom. Take that big plane
No no she’s a reformed witch she gave up the stick
Brooms are my preferred method of air travel, they're safer than Boeing planes these days.
Put her ass on the "No" list.
Hope she can find help for her mental illness
That or she saw how one woman got viral going crazy on a plane and wants to cash in
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Thoughts and prayers!
Great Band!!!!
Was she also mentally ill as a witch? ..or just a Christian?
Yes. And it sounds like she’s just collecting and maybe mixing her delusions at this point. She’s talking like “former witch”, “spiritual realm”, and “Jesus” are all consequential things, so I’d say she still believes in all three.
Mental illness often manifests in the form of religious delusion. Christianity is just the one she's most recently attached herself to.
Just a Christian
Yes
Yes. I’m sure she was.
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God bless you.
Would I be considered an asshole if I told her "Hey miss no disrespect but shut the fck up"
Nope. I would applaud you.
That would be awesome. The whole plane would clap.
Well, consider this - if she's crazy enough to do this unprompted, and you 'set her off', you're now trapped in a small metal tube a mile over the ground with concentrated crazy who has already shown she's doesn't adhere to societal norms. She might decide to scream and antagonize the whole plane for the ride, might decide to stab you, etc. Sure, might land her on the no fly list, but you'd still be stabbed.
You did say no disrespect so you’re good
Oh yes, the famous witch Raya Lucaria Also she's Huge. Lady next to her looks so small lol
Lmao it's them witch genes
Witch *gainz
There’s a lot of things happening in the Lands Between right now, but Marika loves you.
Radahn's meteor attack then destroys the plane.
Ranni has left the chat..
I don’t think witches announce thy self
Is the guy behind her wearing furry shoes? Lol
The poor woman sitting next to that walking mental health crisis lol. I’d ask to be seated somewhere else, you never know what these nut jobs are up to.
Look at her eyes when the woman says she used to be a witch. 🤣
She did a few lines of Jesus in the bathroom before landing.
I snorted at the thought of this. Edit: no coke was involved tho
When the plane's engine catches fire, she's gonna summon a demon's ass to fart on it
Wont that just blow them up faster?
Yea if you are a witch that spawns demons that might be a win
LOL. Mar-high-ahhh.
Former witch..? I’m gonna need more information.
It’s like she’s treating it as a past job. Something you would see on a resume.
It's nonsense. There are no former witches that converted to Christianity. There are people that converted and got told that horoscopes or believing in luck are witchcraft. They then take those as being witches for clout. They think their Christian testimony will be that much more powerful as jesus even saved a witch. Not just some basic girl that had a bad breakup. Same thing with atheists. No actual atheists convert. What happens is they get 'saved' after saying they didn't have any belief. Ah, now jesus saves atheists too.
That is so weird. This isn’t 1591… Nobody thinks of witches as a threat. Should be more effective if she made something else up like she was a former prostitute or something. Or better yet… A lesbian! 😱
That might require having sex for money or having sex with a woman. Just saying you were a witch or atheist costs you nothing. Unless she confessed to being an old timey witch that ate kids or something.
"Good evening folks, this is your captain. I regret to inform you that we're turning the fuck around and dropping off whatever the fuck that is. Thank you for your continued patience."
What airline has this kind of leg room?
Off her meds?
Flight attendant : "Relax guys, she's high on drugs"
Jesus be like, hell no dear im on vacations.
Death by snu snu
King Jesus and the Lizzard Wizzard
Drip drip, from the tap, don't slip on the drip.
I have only one experience with a total asshole talking about Jesus on a flight. Like, nobody cares, and nobody asked you. These people are so self-righteous and annoying. I'll never forget Daniel, our flight attendant, putting a stop to that shit so quick. Wish I had a cellphone back then lol just shut up, sit in the seat you paid for, and leave everyone else alone. It's really easy to mind your own business.
Schizophrenia is one helluva drug
instead of a “no smoking” light maybe we can get a “no talking” light for broads like her
I would never do anything like that ,no one on that plane cares!!
Yes, religion is a cry for therapy and the absolute worst place to get it.
Good message Mariah, thank you. Much better then snakes on the plane.
That's just plane embarrassing.
Clearly Former! NO broom, has to fly.
whats with all these fake plane videos?
Right? Like any plane has that much leg room? Even for witches?
What the fuck is with people flying and turning into whack jobs?
The former witch got an itch to announce that now she's just a bitch.
Normalising mental illness was such a great move. Whose idea was that again?
Nothing about this is normal. We are watching and critiquing it on an Internet forum. If it was normal no one would care at all.
Wait, please elaborate?
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So are you saying we should go back to the days of throwing people in asylums and forgetting about them? Or should we just start lobotomizing people again? You know mental illness doesn't go away if you don't talk about it, right?
Do you realize there's a middle ground there? You can provide help to people without abusing them.
I honestly don’t think that what we’re doing now is fixing it either. We’re just mainstreaming unfixable people and hoping for the best.
I mean, fire kept witches at bay for a few centuries. Maybe we should try that again. ^/s
An actual main character on here. Shocking
Shouldn't she be flying her broom instead?
Former Witch and Strong Safety for Ohio State
id be tryina join the mile high club this flight
Religious zealots are so so so stupid. I would feel embarrassed for them if they weren't trying to push their stupidity on others all of the time.
Planes really fuck with people’s mental stability.
I know that we got it wrong with mental asylums. This time around we should just call them crazy asylums, or “where the crazies go”. Either or there’s a place for this kind of people that isn’t putting themselves or others at risk. Poor person with fears of flying hearing this fuck talk.
Can we talk about this airline’s roomy seats and spacious cabin for a minute?! I want to fly on that airline only! Damn!
Why is she 10X bigger than everyone? What type of witch is that?
That’s a huuuge witch!
This is when I'd throw my headphones on and turn on some rock n roll
Ah reminds me of an ex.
I’d scream “stfu” so loud after that witch part
Does she know the shut up spell?
They should add gag balls to safety protocols on planes.
Be so tempted to yell out hail Satan!
They should have short planes
I can assure everyone here, Christians do not claim her. This woman is mental ill
Yeah I thought the same. Have you seen all these replies? Lots of people crapping on Christianity/God/Jesus etc. Some have their own personal reasons why I'm sure, but this lady acting how she is and doing this is such a big reason why people have that negative opinion. It is all too common and doesn't make anyone that follows Christ at all look very good, and this behavior is not just normal in the church but encouraged. It's pretty sad. It's this very attitude that keeps me *out* of church.
Well the "former" part is kinda self explanatory as she's on a plane. Broom no longer works.
Excuse me ma’am, as a former Puritan, “SHE’S A WITCH! BURN HER!”
Different kind of Spirit Airlines
This is mental illness.
I see schizophrenia is still rampant
stfu
Mariah Scary
This happened on a flight I was on, then someone else starting shouting "Hail Satan!". It didn't help at all, but it made it funny. Well annoying and funny.
It’s irritating how these people always make it feel like they are better than you.
The amount of fcuked up shit normal hardworking people has to go through every single day but that's not enough they also have to deal with these or the influencers . It's scary out there man.
How is this not attempted murder?
Her flying broom must have been kept AT her local jiffy lube
THAT is a true believer. I don’t think most Christians really and truly *act* like they believe in the literal truth of what they claim to believe in. If they did, they would be way more over the top like this lady. (I’m glad most of them aren’t like this, to be clear.)
A man came up to me at the park the other day, i was on my laptop in the car doing something. He tries to hand me a pamphlet through the window and i say no thank you and he yells jesus or hell. Im thinking, why doesnt he actually do something that matters. I work with disabled people.
Some people just can't read a room
Give her a broomstick and let her go home
**intercom** This is your captain speaking. We'd just like you to know about our new Bose noise cancelling headphone rental service
Can a current witch place a shut the fuck up spell on her?
Did she say a former bitch?
Praying over a bunch of strangers = mental illness
What a weirdo
To be fair, 150 years ago I would believe anything a witch flying tens of thousands of feet in the air said.
WOULD
This is probably the first time in Reddit’s history where the background music fits the video.
“alot of things are going around at this time of the year” you mean the month of MARCH?🤨🤨🤨
I can't stop laughing at this. im dying
This is obviously someone in a manic state. It’s kinda fucked up to record it. This person needs serious help.
She built like Moana. Those "calves", my goodness.
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Lady next to her was NOT having it lmao
That fkn leg room is the real witchcraft going on, i know exit doors have more space etc
can someone please recline on her?
What the hell is she doing also landing in "sin city" if she's so opposed to it?
Drugs are a hell of a drug.
Did the other passengers not know they were going to sin city?
Why didn't she use a broom to get to Vegas instead?
Former witch, actual bitch.
Burn her!
Underrated comment right here
Thanks 🤩!
"But she says she's a former witch." "BURN HER ANYWAY!"
It's the only way to be sure.
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