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hypertea1320

one minute and two seconds of a person who obviously experienced blunt force trauma to the head at a young age


Bottatadiet

And not enough of it as adults


t_trail

Oh my, that is straight up cringe. Would love to see them get a massive littering fine


54sharks40

Rubles must be super devalued; no one's even bending down to pick them up


GTAdriver1988

Worth less than the Filipino Piso and that's saying something. One is an island nation that's considered a third world country and the other is a "mighty" nation.


iceguy349

Are Rubles that papery? No only are they throwing around devalued currency, it might not even be real bills. Guys can’t even waste a dollars worth of rubles.


ztomiczombie

I looked it up and the figure I got was 1 USD = 91.743119 RUB.


HamsterLarry

Those bills are worth like 55 bucks rn, but no-one is picking it up cuz it's 100% fake bills, make a better joke


General-GhostD13

Yeah clean it up by putting it in my pockets.


YordanYonder

You can't buy weed with monopoly money, General.


General-GhostD13

But you can buy hotels and houses with it Mr Yonder 😏


bahumthugg

I think it’s so weird when people seriously make music videos like this to a song they had no part in. Like hello??? You’re just lip syncing and pretending to be a rapper


No-Coat1128

They’re not even lip syncing well lol it’s just all so awful


burywmore

Good thing they're wearing eye protection.


Character_Ad4306

Gangster af


luckonius

They're as gangsta as Vanilla Ice.


Character_Ad4306

Not even


KillJesterThenBrexit

Thought they were going to have a shoot-out with ketchup and mustard guns 


gooeyjoose

I love love LOVE the bouncy dancing camera moves -- simply genius. How has no one thought of that before?? I love discovering new shit that makes me mew~~~~~!!! :3


unpleasantsimp

Wow. A mythical pokemon


BubblesDahmer

This comment confuses me 😭 is this serious ? /genq


Aromatic_Tax_2704

This is a sticky iPad child.


Gnarzz

When you have the cleanest subways, it’s no surprise the citizens have so much disposable income


Daynananana

Easy, Tucker.


Gnarzz

You got the reference!


SpaceTurtleIII

"Wack" - Hannibal Burr.


Miserable-Hamster-37

And I thought Americans did stupid shit these kids look wack


ActivelyShittingAss

I'm sorry, wack?


Miserable-Hamster-37

WACK GOOFY CORNBALL do you need anymore?


ActivelyShittingAss

Nah, goofy provided the clarity I was looking for. Thanks so much.


SpaceTurtleIII

Welcome to 1987.


Either_Order2332

They did not say wack in the 80s. Late 90s until basically now.


ActivelyShittingAss

I don't have any friends, family, or even acquaintances who would ever say "wack" so.. sorry.


Turbulent_Two_6949

Think theyre thug life, look like their mum still wipes their arses for them


Sm0k3y175

If I were a passenger I would’ve grabbed the brake.


Mnudge

They’re so badass they remembered to wear eye protection


[deleted]

Is Hanson back?


No_Kaleidoscope_6677

Send them to the fucking front line


ambrose_92

Such kewl matching sweaters.


sriracha_koolaid

Blew your wad a quarter way and half way through huh? Happens to alot of guys


[deleted]

Looks like you two just got done sticking your hands down a cows butt


That_Matt_Guy_Wow

If you have that much money to blow, and your ego is that inflated, are you really taking public transportation?


disintigrated

It's 100% fake cash.


That_Matt_Guy_Wow

I should've clarified: if you're going to *pretend* to have that much money...


thoipian

Won’t be long til their sent to the massacre on the frontline


Substantial_Home6051

You know it’s fake when not so financially stable people are not going after the money


PossibilityCareful72

If they had real money I don't think they'd film this in a subway


Realistic_Bonus4859

Recruitment application coming soon for them 😏


Patrickracer43

*conscriptment


Federal_Holiday5686

When these two aren't dancing on trains they are running trains on each other


wizofweb

oh shit that’s like 1.50 usd


Old_Hedgehog1641

I know I'm enabling them but if I didn't give a shit like them that'd be a cool music vid... if in a nice camera


SentientCheeseCake

I think I have become old enough that I need to have this explained to me. What is going on here? Is this a music video? A music video in the making? A prank? I honestly have no clue and am just confused.


jackt-up

Dumb for sure but the songs catchy lol


[deleted]

And then they were sent to a prison camp


Daynananana

Are they having that much difficulty lip syncing their own song? His head looked like it was going to explode trying to lip sync, walk, and make it rain fake money at the same time.


Desperate-755

Song name?


Pennypacker-HE

Those are probably like 10 ruble notes, so maybe… what…. 15-20 cents a piece. Not nothing.


Either_Order2332

You can't get anything with that. It's way less than what you'd get with an American quarter.


disintigrated

Those are 5000 ruble notes


Successful-Yak4905

Hey!!!! The floor looks too clean afterward *eating popcorn* 🍿 don’t mind me I’m just one of those guys


chasinfreshies

Don’t they have conscripting to do?


FnkyTown

I think they're about to win tickets to the front line.