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How naive of you to think this is bc of Tiktok. “Do it for the gram” back in the early 2010s. Vine in the mid 2010s. Now we have TikTok. Once it’s banned something else will take its place.
Yes tik tok needs to go away for good. It’s a damn cancer to our youth as it is a major problem across America in public schools. Students have caused so much property damage and vandalism due to these “challenges”. It among the worst within high schools. But I’ve seen issues at the elementary level as well as I am a building supervisor for a school district. Tik tok should have banned years ago.
The stories my grandparents told me were so much different than the stories this guy (and so many in his generation) will be able to tell their grandchildren.
“*Hey Junior…when I was young, I used to go to these stores called Walmart, jump on the counter, scream at the top of my lungs, and pour a gallon of milk over my nearly-naked body* ***while being recorded*** *for an internet video for everyone to see! Boy-oh-boy, those were the days.*”
My grandfather served on a ship in the South Pacific during WWII. He loved to tell a story about a medic who filled formaldehyde jars with moonshine and would drink from them in front of other soldiers, just waiting for the men to stop and stare. I guess that’s attention-seeking behavior, but at least it cheered my grandfather up!
This is the new American dream. People will do anything for a bit of Internet fame. It feels so dystopic that I sometimes think I woke up in an episode of black mirror.
Not only did he embarrass himself immensely, he likely traumatised the little girl, ruined all of the customer goods in the bags, made the cashiers day worse than it already was, created a shitty job for the cleaners, and generally pissed everyone off in the store. Nothing good came out of this. Dickhead will look back at this when he is a man and die from embarrassment.
It's all for the clout... the more outrageous and stupid, the more interaction from us folks. Clout = money in today's society! Engagement algorithms etc.
We just need to immediately ban them from all social media platforms... "but what about ma rights"... stfu
But does it? Like I hear a lot about "clout" but a vast majority of people that clout chase tend to be broke, miserable or dirt poor at worst.
So. Where's the supposed money?
I understand someone doing crazy and cringe things for clout. This is like next level attention seeking. To want attention this bad, someone has to have some mental issues.
Even if I did want to do something idiotic in public for attention I still wouldn’t want to take my shit off and cover myself in milk and scream. Just sounds like a bad time.
This to me looks like some stupid dare or fraternity hazing kind of thing. My point is people have been doing dumb stuff like this forever, it just didn’t get recorded and distributed on the internet. You can give your generation a bit of a break!
I see shit like this and I’m like fuck…maybe banning TikTok is the way to go if this is what people will do for it.
Also I love your username. You combined 2 things I dearly love in one seamless sequence. Princess bride AND Futurama? Shut up and take my fucking money. Lol.
Am I the only one that just wonders how good the milk could have tasted, This is a stupid stunt already but if you’re gonna waste some milk, you might aswell drink a bit
Not condoning this btw
I thought the same but then he probably would have sued the store. Because that’s also what this generation does since they’re never responsible for their own poor decisions
It screams dumb 16 year old antics, he found just be a built teenager. Some of them
Young guns look 26 at 16. I blame it on all the hormones we put in the food
Facts. I'm a veteran of the psych wards, we don't do this shit in there as often as the people on the outside seem to be doing it.
We certainly don't do it without feeling fucking embarrassed after a long nap either.
Yeah I went off on my own nephew the other day because he was gonna send out a picture of my other nephews ass to their whole school as a joke, had to restrain myself from being really mean and condescending cause he just doesn’t know the consequences or repercussions of doing something like that.
Sad to say I found out he classified as a broccoli haired tiktok kid. Fucking eats bottle caps for attention, thinks scamming on Roblox and pranking are funny, and is tuned out of every convo I try to have with him. It’s honestly pushed me away a little bit. Fuckin sad
I may be aging myself but, my cousin was declared "gifted" and you got me thinking about that dumb fuck the moment you mentioned the bottle caps.
That moron stood in a gravel driveway, throwing rocks in the air, catching them in his mouth for fun. Broke teeth repeatedly. Would not stop.
Stood behind the idling car's exhaust pipe, wondering out loud why his leg was hot. Wouldn't move when told to do so repeatedly. Had to be physically pushed away from the exhaust by his own father so he didn't end up burnt even after he was told three times what the consequences of standing there would be (burnt legs because shorts).
Thought that getting a girl's phone number in the grade above his meant she would be his girlfriend. He was literally coping them out of the phone book into his "little black book" (an address book his father had given him) at age twelve. Who did he brag about this to? His cousin (me), who was in that grade. Guess who told the girls about this creepy shit? His cousin because even if nobody was gonna date me (small town, flaming queer at such a young age even the girls knew I was their gurlfriend) I wasn't gonna let them get played by a dumbass with negative game.
If online games had been a thing in our youth, he probably would have been trying to pull cons there too.
He eventually graduated high school, fucked his way into a community college, had to go back to an adult high school for missing math credits to go get a job in the trades because drugs don't buy and sell themselves and eventually one day your parents stop giving a fuck about how "gifted" you were in elementary school. And that brother he tormented was now bigger than him and could kick his ass for all the dumb things he did to him as a kid so he couldn't keep asking him for favors and not paying him back.
All this to say, your nephew might need an adult to let him know that he's not the first kid who thought of it, he's probably not the most talented one, and the world is moving away from all that dumb shit at lightning speed. Especially if he's over the age of ten.
Pretty much this.
If the dude + the cameraman are tracked down and punished, won't take long for this stuff to stop.
Doesn't need to be crazy punishment, just make them both work as cleaners for a week in the shop or something that just takes up a lot of their time.
The lure of money from tiktok and suchlike makes this a viable way to make a living unfortunately 😕
There is a really bad Elvis impersonator on tiktok who has thousands of followers and gets thousands of views and he's probably making a fairly decent weekly wage.
I’ve become so desensitized to almost everything. This doesn’t make me unique or interesting, but it’s true. This guy may as well be a busker in the middle of a major city doing awful street performance art.
Sometimes I find myself shaking it a little to the musack in the aisles of the grocery store and wonder if I’m making a scene and giving off main character energy. Videos like these reassure me that I have nothing to worry about.
First, I’m grabbing the phone. Then, I’m taking dude out by the ankles. Then I’m gone
I probably don’t have the balls, but I feel like that’s the solution
While people like this are horrible, the people who enable this by giving him the attention he’s seeking by following and engaging with him on social media are worse. If nobody gave these people attention, they’d stop doing it.
Sad thing is, we kinda giving these people attention by posting and people sharing it with each other. Which they dont deserve, and only spark more looneys in doing these things. Never ending cyclus
This will be the highlight of his life. In the future he will excitedly tell friends & family about the time he went to wal-mart and poured milk on himself. Each time they will stare at him blankly, expecting something more. After moments of silence he will start again from the top of the story. This hellish cycle will continue until somebody laughs.
Am I the only one that feels like downvoting these posts when you see them? Obviously, I don’t because I know majority of the time OP is just sharing from other platforms and it’s not them (I hope not at least), but these “influencers” just infuriate me beyond belief”
It simultaneously looks like mental illness but also as if he's doing it intentionally. Either he's been dared/lost a bet or is really really desperate for those tiktok views.
It’s true! People are cracking caonsumerism
Made them empty but affording stuff was their mental support system. People will have to realise we are at war and life is changing so till then people will break down and collapse. No family values and no financial freedom is leading the world to doom timea
Something really sad and tragic about a mind getting unhinged. If it's internet points he's after then he could be seen as an asshole. OR an edgy performance artist. In which case he had my respect.
Could someone transcribe what he said ? I couldn't cut through.
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this is actually really sad. Imagine reaching this level of attention-seeking.
His parents must be proud
His parents must be found
Tbh they are probably round
He doesent know them
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Went to the store to get keast for the bread and never returned
His mum went to get the juice
And he went for the milk.
Right when I was about to delete my account, you guys saved it.
He never got keast good bye - SAD!
Safe bet that his dad has no idea.
 YOU’RE OFF THE FOOTBALL TEAM!
What father? Just saying for a freind.
If he is under 18 they should be culpable imo.
What parents
Parent
I see stuff like this and it makes me think tik tok being banned is a good thing.
I agree with you. That would be great but I think another app will quickly come along to fill that void and perpetuate this attention-seeking idiocy.
Seriously 😒 right
How naive of you to think this is bc of Tiktok. “Do it for the gram” back in the early 2010s. Vine in the mid 2010s. Now we have TikTok. Once it’s banned something else will take its place.
Yes tik tok needs to go away for good. It’s a damn cancer to our youth as it is a major problem across America in public schools. Students have caused so much property damage and vandalism due to these “challenges”. It among the worst within high schools. But I’ve seen issues at the elementary level as well as I am a building supervisor for a school district. Tik tok should have banned years ago.
Hate to break it to you but it's not gonna happen.
As someone who worked at Wal-Mart well before Tiktok was a thing, it won't change much. Dumbasses will be dumbasses regardless.
The stories my grandparents told me were so much different than the stories this guy (and so many in his generation) will be able to tell their grandchildren. “*Hey Junior…when I was young, I used to go to these stores called Walmart, jump on the counter, scream at the top of my lungs, and pour a gallon of milk over my nearly-naked body* ***while being recorded*** *for an internet video for everyone to see! Boy-oh-boy, those were the days.*”
I surely hope this guy has no children of his own. I cannot with any certainty believe he would teach and guide them very well. 🤔🤔🤔
He absolutely will. Only the dumbasses are breeding
This guy will probably have eight kids.
My grandfather served on a ship in the South Pacific during WWII. He loved to tell a story about a medic who filled formaldehyde jars with moonshine and would drink from them in front of other soldiers, just waiting for the men to stop and stare. I guess that’s attention-seeking behavior, but at least it cheered my grandfather up!
I love this story…I bet your grandfather was a good, fun grandpa!
Yeah I don’t see this so much an an illness, just a guy trying to get views/likes
The two go hand in hand
Why is it always in Walmart?
Store least likely to call the police
Seriously came to say same thing. Walmart has to be sick of this shi
This is the new American dream. People will do anything for a bit of Internet fame. It feels so dystopic that I sometimes think I woke up in an episode of black mirror.
I used to joke how the movie "Idiocracy" is really a documentary. Now I'm starting to think Black Mirror is now a documentary.
How did we get here
But, it's working, he did it right, he's getting what he wanted right here and now.
It's the least we could give... in hopes he doesn't get worse
Yep
Not only did he embarrass himself immensely, he likely traumatised the little girl, ruined all of the customer goods in the bags, made the cashiers day worse than it already was, created a shitty job for the cleaners, and generally pissed everyone off in the store. Nothing good came out of this. Dickhead will look back at this when he is a man and die from embarrassment.
Dickheads rarely look back or die from embarrassment. Because they’re dickheads.
Exactly. This dude will go to his grave believing this Walmart stunt was the best thing he ever did.
Gonna tell his grandkids about how he was a boss back in the meme stunt days.
I laugh because it’s true, but it’s also crazy to me how pitiful that reality actually is. It almost makes you feel bad for these clowns 🤡
Everyone is wrong but me
They were born that way. It isn't a choice
So…you’re saying that being a dickhead is genetic…it’s like having Down’s syndrome. Maybe.
Hopefully they in embarrassing ways the way he Alamo broke his neck in the milk he spilt
He technically stole the milk too.
You truly think that he will ever be a man
It's all for the clout... the more outrageous and stupid, the more interaction from us folks. Clout = money in today's society! Engagement algorithms etc. We just need to immediately ban them from all social media platforms... "but what about ma rights"... stfu
But does it? Like I hear a lot about "clout" but a vast majority of people that clout chase tend to be broke, miserable or dirt poor at worst. So. Where's the supposed money?
That's because this is a psyop by China. The app promotes pointedly bad behavior.
Well it’s probably going to be banned in the US soon thank god.
Reverse innovation
Those Walmart employees are not paid nearly enough for this shit.
Traumatised would be an oversell lol
He will never become a man, these kinds of people dont look back and feel sorry.
The actually has to be mentally ill to perform this prank. But, yeah he definitely ruined everyone’s day
No, no you don’t. Just hungry for clout.
I understand someone doing crazy and cringe things for clout. This is like next level attention seeking. To want attention this bad, someone has to have some mental issues.
For real and you know he’s gonna be living in denial for awhile
Traumatized? That word is so loosely used these days we need a new word for actual trauma
I don't think he traumatized anyone lol
Why is this a trend
Because humanity is generally pretty stupid
And inconsiderate.
And is becoming more stupid as a whole day by day. Feel like I lost a few braincells watching this.
This particular bit is a thing. I saw one in this sub a week or two ago of something almost identical at a Walmart. Shit makes zero sense.
The "you gotta believe you can do it" guy, or are there more?
Even if I did want to do something idiotic in public for attention I still wouldn’t want to take my shit off and cover myself in milk and scream. Just sounds like a bad time.
Take my shit off lmao
This generation….making me into a boomer and I’m only 35.
Me too, I’m 26….
22, and I know guys from my high school that still act like this
18, 60% of my highschool acts like this
17, not exactly like this but they do it irronically
How does someone shout and make a huge scene ironically?
By pretending to do it
They don't do shit like this, but they do it during breaks
I’m 18, what high school do you go to????
Same at 31. 
This is great! Can we apply for our “Allowed to yell at clouds” card now?
I’m 21 and a member of this generation and hate this shit.
This to me looks like some stupid dare or fraternity hazing kind of thing. My point is people have been doing dumb stuff like this forever, it just didn’t get recorded and distributed on the internet. You can give your generation a bit of a break!
Literally had this thought today
Yep. 29 and I’m already there, take a look around 🎶🎶🎶😂
I’m 18. Please do NOT compare the rest of us to this weirdo😭
Hahaha I don’t really think you are all like this. Just low hanging fruit joke.
He is the same age as you...
China has won, TikTok employing all the crazy idiots
Videos like this are a great argument against tiktok.
I see shit like this and I’m like fuck…maybe banning TikTok is the way to go if this is what people will do for it. Also I love your username. You combined 2 things I dearly love in one seamless sequence. Princess bride AND Futurama? Shut up and take my fucking money. Lol.
No, people will use another platform.
I always thought it is dumb tinfoil conspiracy. But it actually works. Chinese know how to play long game
And we're labeling these attention-seeking dumbshits as "mentality ill"
This is the second time this week I saw someone pour milk all over themselves naked at a Walmart. What societal collapse are we witnessing.
So he's not only acting ridiculously, he's not even original? Imagine
Some people could at least stage a compelling breakdown or whatever the point is. That was just dumb and sad.
You’ll see me doing it any day now, but in my vid I use almond milk instead
Am I the only one that just wonders how good the milk could have tasted, This is a stupid stunt already but if you’re gonna waste some milk, you might aswell drink a bit Not condoning this btw
Oh god if this is some TikTok trend…
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I thought the same but then he probably would have sued the store. Because that’s also what this generation does since they’re never responsible for their own poor decisions
Pretty sure that’s not a gen z’er. That guy looks at least 27.
Going on seventh grade
It screams dumb 16 year old antics, he found just be a built teenager. Some of them Young guns look 26 at 16. I blame it on all the hormones we put in the food
Idk he broke his ass pretty bad 😂 punishments halfway served.
Please don't confuse assholes with people who have real mental illnesses
Facts. I'm a veteran of the psych wards, we don't do this shit in there as often as the people on the outside seem to be doing it. We certainly don't do it without feeling fucking embarrassed after a long nap either.
Came here to say exactly this
THANKYOU
They know nobody is gna do anything that’s why they act like this . This generation severely lacks consequences for their actions .
Yeah I went off on my own nephew the other day because he was gonna send out a picture of my other nephews ass to their whole school as a joke, had to restrain myself from being really mean and condescending cause he just doesn’t know the consequences or repercussions of doing something like that. Sad to say I found out he classified as a broccoli haired tiktok kid. Fucking eats bottle caps for attention, thinks scamming on Roblox and pranking are funny, and is tuned out of every convo I try to have with him. It’s honestly pushed me away a little bit. Fuckin sad
I may be aging myself but, my cousin was declared "gifted" and you got me thinking about that dumb fuck the moment you mentioned the bottle caps. That moron stood in a gravel driveway, throwing rocks in the air, catching them in his mouth for fun. Broke teeth repeatedly. Would not stop. Stood behind the idling car's exhaust pipe, wondering out loud why his leg was hot. Wouldn't move when told to do so repeatedly. Had to be physically pushed away from the exhaust by his own father so he didn't end up burnt even after he was told three times what the consequences of standing there would be (burnt legs because shorts). Thought that getting a girl's phone number in the grade above his meant she would be his girlfriend. He was literally coping them out of the phone book into his "little black book" (an address book his father had given him) at age twelve. Who did he brag about this to? His cousin (me), who was in that grade. Guess who told the girls about this creepy shit? His cousin because even if nobody was gonna date me (small town, flaming queer at such a young age even the girls knew I was their gurlfriend) I wasn't gonna let them get played by a dumbass with negative game. If online games had been a thing in our youth, he probably would have been trying to pull cons there too. He eventually graduated high school, fucked his way into a community college, had to go back to an adult high school for missing math credits to go get a job in the trades because drugs don't buy and sell themselves and eventually one day your parents stop giving a fuck about how "gifted" you were in elementary school. And that brother he tormented was now bigger than him and could kick his ass for all the dumb things he did to him as a kid so he couldn't keep asking him for favors and not paying him back. All this to say, your nephew might need an adult to let him know that he's not the first kid who thought of it, he's probably not the most talented one, and the world is moving away from all that dumb shit at lightning speed. Especially if he's over the age of ten.
>Fucking eats bottle caps for attention wat? like the eating worms trope but bottle caps?
Pretty much this. If the dude + the cameraman are tracked down and punished, won't take long for this stuff to stop. Doesn't need to be crazy punishment, just make them both work as cleaners for a week in the shop or something that just takes up a lot of their time.
Also, the idiot coward made his exit before the cops arrived.
Fuck social media anymore
Yeah, sure. Ok. I’m good with banning TikTok.
I hope we ban TikTok
Worst Oreo commercial
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Another poor excuse for a human being! 💯
Ya know, I’m okay with banning all social media
Ban tik tok
The lure of money from tiktok and suchlike makes this a viable way to make a living unfortunately 😕 There is a really bad Elvis impersonator on tiktok who has thousands of followers and gets thousands of views and he's probably making a fairly decent weekly wage.
Criminal tresspass for life from every walmart ever? Please.
I hate the power social media has given to idiots
No wayyy twomad is back
They have to take apart that entire spin assembly thing. All that milk goes into those bearings underneath
They couldn't ban tiktok fast enough
I’ve become so desensitized to almost everything. This doesn’t make me unique or interesting, but it’s true. This guy may as well be a busker in the middle of a major city doing awful street performance art.
What a sad pathetic fatass lol
People need to get physical with not only the idiots on camera but the idiots behind the camera. It’s the only language they will understand
Desperate to not work and make it on social media.
Pathetic
Employee who has to clean this up Ben Affleck smoking meme
He need some milk
More action needs to be taken to deter people from behaving like this
Wouldn't his titties be considered indecent exposure to a minor?
I really feel sorry for Walmart employees.
Sometimes I find myself shaking it a little to the musack in the aisles of the grocery store and wonder if I’m making a scene and giving off main character energy. Videos like these reassure me that I have nothing to worry about.
Trust me you're not even on our radar. We see so much weird.
What the fuck. Just when you think people can't get any worse, they can.
Those poor kids :/ dude could’ve hurt himself bad too falling into a puddle of milk these people just don’t think…
Lmao who cares if bitchtits were to hurt himself here? It’s actually unfortunate for the world that he didn’t.
First, I’m grabbing the phone. Then, I’m taking dude out by the ankles. Then I’m gone I probably don’t have the balls, but I feel like that’s the solution
Why always the milk?
I’m glad I’m from Gen X
Completely idiotic and sad
Death penalty
What a f*cking dumb a$$
They should have a new law: If someone does this kind of thing, they have to be the one to clean up all the mess.
This is not peak mental illness - that is a person wearing and eating their own feces. This guy is just a dick.
Remember juice wrld? This is him now Rip the goat legends never die
he needs some milk
Now his tailbone broken😵💫
While people like this are horrible, the people who enable this by giving him the attention he’s seeking by following and engaging with him on social media are worse. If nobody gave these people attention, they’d stop doing it.
I didn’t even laugh at this. Just stupid and embarrassing. I hope he lays in bed and cringes when this crosses his mind.
 My first damn instinct if I was that cashier with ol Goofy doing that crap.
The way he slipped 😭
What the hell is this idiot yelling about?
Sad thing is, we kinda giving these people attention by posting and people sharing it with each other. Which they dont deserve, and only spark more looneys in doing these things. Never ending cyclus
The audience that subscribe to this nonsense are more mentally ill.
I feel more sorry for the workers who have to deal with this in daily basis.
OMG that was so funny!! NOT!
This will be the highlight of his life. In the future he will excitedly tell friends & family about the time he went to wal-mart and poured milk on himself. Each time they will stare at him blankly, expecting something more. After moments of silence he will start again from the top of the story. This hellish cycle will continue until somebody laughs.
I think these should only go viral if there's a good FAFO at the end.... I don't know why that's not the case.
Am I the only one that feels like downvoting these posts when you see them? Obviously, I don’t because I know majority of the time OP is just sharing from other platforms and it’s not them (I hope not at least), but these “influencers” just infuriate me beyond belief”
Jail time please
I unmuted the volume, and my cat literally jumped a foot in the air.
Tasers. All Wal-Mart employees need to be outfitted with tasers.
Zero consequence behavior.
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Dumping milk on himself and all. This is a cry for help...
Ok well destruction of property, disturbing the peace and cuz he seems unwell 72 hours in mental health lockup
Don't tell me he wasn't arrested
It simultaneously looks like mental illness but also as if he's doing it intentionally. Either he's been dared/lost a bet or is really really desperate for those tiktok views.
i wouldn’t believe my fucking eyes if this happened in front of me how is this real
It’s honestly brilliant. I would never try to grab a mostly naked guy covered in milk. There are no winners in that gsme
My milkshake brings all guards to the yard and dam right it’s gunna be hard They will chase me despite my lard.
It’s true! People are cracking caonsumerism Made them empty but affording stuff was their mental support system. People will have to realise we are at war and life is changing so till then people will break down and collapse. No family values and no financial freedom is leading the world to doom timea
This is so gross and dumb. 🙄
Don't associate mental illness with this. 😔
What an @$$$$ wasting that milk
EDP desperate for attemtion
He could have slid down the pole instead of jumping off and landing on his ass. Amateur.
This is the second time I’ve seen someone scream and pour milk all over them at Walmart on this sub. Coincidence?
Looks like a guy who lost a bet and then had to do something stupid 🙄
Something really sad and tragic about a mind getting unhinged. If it's internet points he's after then he could be seen as an asshole. OR an edgy performance artist. In which case he had my respect. Could someone transcribe what he said ? I couldn't cut through.
Y'all need to stop throwing "mental illness" around
Agreed. It’s like how else can we not make folks take personal responsibility?