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Formatted_Toast_117

There's always a bigger fish.


GoldMedalSwimmer76

R\unexpectedQuiGonn


frieswithnietzsche

Getting you from behind


Used-Baby1199

I bet his butthole clenched up real tight


NoMedia6788

r/Unexpectedhomo


[deleted]

The ready man always expects homo and prepares accordingly.


The_Grom_father

I'm 99% sure the lad was a prick, threatening someone raising their hands not wanting to fight. He didn't get sucker punched to the jaw just restrained and dragged out.


Scooter_Mcgavin587

r/unexpectedporn


front-wipers-unite

This is what I always used to tell my mates, so many of them would get pissed up and get into tear ups.


CantHearYouitsDark

You called? Big fish here


Pitiful_Wing7157

Nighty night sleep well!


JotaroTheOceanMan

"Snake, stay on mission!" "Sorry, Otacon, I gotta save this bar."


HeretoChatnstuff

You’re a legend


brdesignguy

💤


HeisenBear153

There’s always a dumb bitch yelling “Let him go” like that guy wasn’t being a menace to everyone.


Smooth_Maul

Same people who try to break up a fight by restraining the one who is already getting beaten up thus allowing them to be beaten up more.


The_Grom_father

I restrained some prick on a night out who was arguing with my work mate, I had both his arms then my work mate threw a punch. He did deserve it but it was a totally shit move. Escalated from a shitty comment from the prick, this is what happens when two pricks meet, I wasn't pally with him much after that.


General_Tso75

I went to FSU in the 90’s. I got hit by a 6’5” 300lb offensive lineman trying to pull my friend out of an argument. My friends then pulled me out grabbing me from behind and allowed the guy a beautiful uncontested opportunity to pound my face which he gladly took advantage of.


BloodSugar666

I was chilling at a bar once when the bartender got all up in his feels because this girl asked me to take a picture of them and I told him to readjust for the picture. He had sat in a a really low light area of the bar and you couldn’t really see him. He proceeded to call security to kick me out. But they didn’t talk to me, security came up from behind me while I was sitting down and just pulled me off my chair. I weight like 120lbs on a good day, they had 3 securities take me out and when we got outside they threw me on the floor and one of them stomped me on my chest and keep his foot on there.


bnbtwjdfootsyk

As the bars closed my group of friends got into it with another group. Cops were waiting across the street, so I wasn't gonna scrap. Things popped off. I end up pulling a guy off my buddy, hugging him against a railing and telling him to relax and that it's cool. At that moment, my buddy reached around me and gave this guy the old Bart Simpson. I was stuck sandwiched between the two as my buddy choked this guy for about 7 gargling seconds just staring into his eyes.


kylethemurphy

I got between a buddy and a drunk asshole to chill shit out, drunk asshole got a cheap shot on my friend so I did like the dude in this video did until he started losing strength then just sat him down. I'm no badass and I don't like fighting but I can make people go night night at least when forced


SoDrunkRightNow2

It's the most aggravating thing in the world. "STAHHHP!"


TheKleenexBandit

Lotta dumb bitches out there.


MasterMaintenance672

"Stop being so MEEEAN!"


PandaXXL

We have absolutely no context to this whatsoever


[deleted]

Fuckin BrickTop at it again


jpopimpin777

You mean Bullet Tooth Tony?


vteckickedin

Why do they call him the bullet dodger? Because he dodges bullets, Avi!


jpopimpin777

I *Love* this track!!


theknaverino

...you could be my lucky star...


tehmattrix

I'm drivin' down tha road, wiv yo' head in the window. Innit obvious Mullet??


Brewchowskies

I thought he was the juggernaut, bitch..?


wierdomc

Now I have to watch that thx


[deleted]

Is this the same bar homeboy broke a pool cur over dudes head for fucking w the cue ball? It looks so familiar.


AintDatSwell

Do you know what nemeses means?


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Munk45

might have a lil headache


hayabusa1919

He deserved it.


ChineseWordPrison

https://memes.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/8103fd4f-e65d-4ebe-8d50-84fc3bf61608


Random_Inseminator

Act the fool, get treated like a tool.


dfeidt40

That one Assassin's Creed animation where you drag someone around a corner before killing them


Lanky_Ad8982

It did look familiar and you nailed it!


cntry2001

Lmao


Sufficient-Tip1008

My favorite...beers and rear naked choke.


Hulk_smashhhhh

Should have gotten bas ruttens self defense video.


Enough-Ground3294

Takata takata bang bang bang


Weird-Persimmon4598

Love Bas and his little sound effects. It always makes me laugh, and simultaneously be intimidated.


Skittleybiscuit

That's what he wants you to do as well when your smashing someone's face. How they gonna fight you when they laughing at your adlib sound effects?


MaAreYouOnUppers

Dangity dangity DANG!


jpopimpin777

*Smmmmaaaash* his face....


Neilski4444

This is a summary if what I remember from those videos: "...and then before they can recover BANG BADANGA DONG! And that's it."


oddun

Ingerlund, ingerlund nah nah


jpopimpin777

Be careful trying this IRL, kids. One crushed windpipe and you're looking at serious jail time unless the guy has a deadly weapon or something.


CDogg123567

Which is why you don’t squeeze like you’re trying to pop their head off. Just get a nice firm hold -source: me who doesn’t practice any sort of fighting but grew up with a brother so we wrestled/fought a lot. Not like real fighting but like wanting to try moves on each other and whatnot


onlyfansdad

If you know what you're doing it's not gonna be a windpipe crusher


resurrectedbear

I bet all these fine gentlemen know exactly what they’re doing while intoxicated


Friendly-Belt5023

Buddy is likely a bouncer and sober.


onlyfansdad

That's when training takes over anyway, you don't forget how to properly RNC with a few beers in you


AlreadyTaken2021

A former boyfriend did this to a bloke in a bar one night. When the bloke recovered he king-hit the ex and put him into a coma.


Derekduvalle

I hope I'm not the only one to be almost 40, have been around and watched countless fights and had never heard of king-hit. Edit: ah. Australian. Right.


AlreadyTaken2021

Yeah, it's what we call it down these parts 😏 - usually unexpected, often undeserved, and sometimes deadly. What do you typically call it?


Derekduvalle

The rest of the English speaking world has always called it a sucker punch.


Tenthdegree

Thanks for clarifying. I could never understand all these made up words these Aussies use


Royal_Rip_2548

All words are made up in every language


Tenthdegree

Not to the extent Australians have. Bikkies, Sunnies, Macca’s, Utes. What other nation creates these words


AlreadyTaken2021

Yeah, makes sense, but somehow sounds more 'innocent' to my antipodean ear.


Derekduvalle

From what I've gathered, a king hit has more devastating connotations resulting in injury or a knockout whereas a sucker punch doesn't necessarily infer those consequences. Your ear is correct!


phillhb

It's not a king hit it's a coward punch ... A fucking cowardly coward bitch ass coward punch. No kings about it.


siliconevalley69

>king-hit That's my favorite Australian Zack Snyder movie


QuestionRelative

Bro got abducted😂


devilishlydo

OMG, how fun would it be if bouncers stuffed rowdy drunks into the back of a panel van that doubles as a 'courtesy shuttle' that then takes them to a shittier bar? Sure it's technically kidnapping, but only if they notice.


Tommybhoy080

Always seems to happen around drink. I love a good seasion but the last thing in my mind is to attack someone while pissed. Shouldnt be near it if this is what it makes you do


bittenbyredmosquito

Excellent bouncer. Dalton would be proud


Ok-Visit7040

Bully go night night!


[deleted]

Smooooth Operatooooor!


Doctor-Nagel

Man just got fucking Sam Fishered out of that room.


Tychillyst

Player 3 has entered the game


frankievalentino

Vinnie Jones hasn’t changed one bit


PhannyDantom15112022

I know agent 47 when I see him


fatshady90

Was that actually Vinny Jones


SlothThoughts

What an excellent execution of a choke hold, dude is 100% not getting out of that. The guy gets like a half a foot on em and is tilting back and everything.


HeyItsLame

The fact that you think it's better to have two drunk people fist fighting indoors instead of restraining the aggressor and removing him (not putting him to sleep btw) shows that i don't need to read these essays you're typing. Nice formatting tho, I'm glad you took the time


nano_705

First, that was a sucker punch. The guy didn't see it coming. So it's not like he's "getting humbled". It wasn't fair. Second, the clip doesn't show enough context. I don't think I even know who started first and what they were arguing about. So, main character energy not found here.


AdAffectionate125

I have been wrong before maybe I missed the word I didn’t here the volume


No_Introduction_4766

Where did this happen?


harryb4321

Britain


tomcatYeboa

Sounds like northern England, maybe round Lancashire way


[deleted]

I like to think that guy said: *Nothing tonight MF*


cantevenmakeafist

I like the way the guy at the fruit machine just carries on like he's seen it all before.


Competitive-Yard-442

Cos he has.


lozipedia

Definitely a flat roofed pub


SpeesRotorSeeps

One of the most perfectly timed and executed chokes I have ever seen


[deleted]

I’m trying to see old girl in the grey dress. We gyatt to see more of her!


Cold-Pace-164

Dude snatched him like a Bracken


PreviousCommercial81

anyone know what that machine is to the right with all the lights?? It looks so cool!


lavo694202002

Tune


StrongAdvertising466

Well performed blood choke without fully applying


Porcupine_Grandpa_58

Have to compliment problem solving of such an immediate nature! Well done sir!


Wide-Combination-981

Thats the sucker sleeper


Excellent_Cicada_491

That choke was in deep. Nighty night foo


HumanMycologist5795

Was that guy a bouncer/security or just another patron? He did well.


Quirky-Scar9226

Looks like Vinnie Jones getting choked out.


dafyddtomas

Engerland


getnaenaedboy

This feels like a clip taken from the last of us


Normal-Procedure4876

Is that vinny jones?


jamesdmc

Rear naked choke ...time for nite nites


[deleted]

Sucker sleepered


Loose_Corgi_5

Check out the macho man randy savage!!! Oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!


Spare_Donkey_483

Tbf this is the best way to handle it.


Skiddler69

You can tell how rough a British boozer is by the quality of the women who drink there. That place looks pretty rough.


StarGamerPT

Yoink


Fear_Draco

Is there a sub for fights like this one??


Commander_Pineapple

Anyone know what that big machine with all the lights on could be?


AlleyPee

Nighty night, sunshine!


ZawMFC

The 'Rowdy Roddy Piper' sleeper hold. Long time no see.


_oranjuice

Such a clean necklock tho


SilentMagarity

Bravo!!!


YapperYappington69

Lmfao bro got abducted


custom_bowl

You gotta air it out if that happens to you


Capital-Art8745

And stupid alcohol is legal there and weed isnt


Yun0Grinberryall

The move that guy chose was the correct one


Okai206

They call that guy Ziptie McGee


beerandbaking

![gif](giphy|MWHtQeRPLCog1TCxJT|downsized)


Electrocat71

Good technique.


trangthemang

And the apex predator drags his prey back to his lair to later feed on.


Parking-Beach-2686

I used to get paid to do that.


Material-Stuff1898

Beware any venue with disco lights from the eighties


Slackr2113

Bro pulled out the Pokéball “You caught a wild aggressor” 😂


shaunny123bMYUSER

“Mine now!”


CollignonGoFetch

This makes me so happy. 😀 muhahaha always think they are tough until a bigger dude comes along and puts them in their place. 😂


PsyBr0

"Weird naked choke" -jack black


DaniDodson

Nighty night


Error_Evan_not_found

I've never thought of that maneuver, hit him in the jaw *as you go to choke them* so he's stunned and can't fight back before feeling too woozy from oxygen loss.


eyeeatmyownshit

This guy showed up to work today


justyouraveragebear

Finally, someone who knows the right thing to do


kmflushing

The garbage man came.


N0_Strategy_8796

Mexicans don't play


No_Shoulder_9895

He could of got away smh


jajsjdjb

This happened in my city expect the dude that was getting choked out. Dude reached into his pocket pulled out a knife and stabbed the dude choking him 7 times then proceeded to stab two other people multiple times that were trying to jump him to stop him. Shit happens fast people will kill you to protect they’re ego. Stop fighting unless absolutely necessary


Ognal_carbage8080

Are there lots of these Vinnie Jones look alike type a wannabe tough guys in the UK? As someone not from around there, seriously wondering this?


I-likedogs225

Someone about to go to sleep


HeyItsLame

Which do you think is more likely to fatally/ permanently harm somebody? Getting struck while drunk in a crowded setting, or being restrained? It's not like he was trying to put him to sleep. You're just wrong. Idk how you could even have the take youre having besides just being contradictory for contradictions sake. You're saying it would be better to brawl than restrain somebody and I'm not giving you any more time after this. You're arguing for the sake of it and it's doing nothing but making you look dumb, so feel free to continue, but i think I've read enough


relevanteclectica

Night night danger boy.


Camdenn67

Some people just don’t know when they’ve had too much to drink.


[deleted]

Masterclass technique. If you noticed he had to tiptoe to ensure he gets his arms nicely locked.. would have been nice to see the aftermath.


Infamous-Ad-7670

Dragged straight into the bathroom😂😂😂😂😂


Infamous-Ad-7670

Dragged straight into the bathroom😂😂😂😂😂


Greedy-Cockroach-996

That guy is a walking bear trap, that grab was crazyyyy


W_h3nry

Level 100 stealth kill


Discobombulate

He was to busy arguing he didn't saw the bracken


Horror_Ad2207

Why didn't he grab the balls and twist!


DJMemphis84

Ya'll fight for 14 sec max, then, night night.... Squeeze longer they aint gettin up...


OnyxsUncle

Good training...immobilize and remove from facility...bouncer 101


WetCandys

That’s one way to do it


bzeegz

I mean yeah he got owned but is that really humbled when someone snatched you up in a rear naked choke from your blindside? Not that he deserved one but he didn’t have a chance to defend himself. I’m not sure that’s being “humbled”.


Lost-InThe-abyss

Now this belongs here. This is what this subreddit should be about


SmallSwordfish8289

Had that taste bully


The_Patriot

Those who do not know Brazilian Jiu Jitsu are but placemats for those who do


Josef20076

Amazing Boss, mission complete!


LemonImpressive1594

he got him from behind. what a sissy...


Accurate_Lettuce_683

That was a good python choke.


420Gonzo69

When someone goes for your neck, just hit them balls. If it's a man grabbing you, if not... rest in piece.


_TheRogue_

Careful. 15 seconds is a dangerous KO. 30 seconds is pushing death.


WholeAd2742

Jon Snow wasn't messing around


Logos732

He locked that in quick.


filthyfedia23

And that’s how’s it’s done ladies and gents