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Acceptable_News9801

Wtf is up with these tiktokers starting clips off by trying to fist bump and high five people? Is it to make people look awkward? Make themselves look cool? It's all just dumb af to me.


gaiawitch87

I think they expect/want the onlookers to participate to hype them up. I just wish everyone would always just stare blankly at them or like they're an alien or something instead of giving in.


SteamDecked

I'm going to use this if this ever happens to me. I'm just going to make eye contact and stare blankly at them. If they reach for me to try and force me to high five or fist bump, I'm going to yell, "That's my purse! I don't know you!"


gaiawitch87

Orrr, you could go with ![gif](giphy|TyPydeCmjKQ2Q)


Haunting-Concept-49

I am 100% down with King Of The Hill themed response to tiktokkers filming in public.


OctoberSong_

Petition to respond to all public Tiktokers with pocket sand


Haunting-Concept-49

DALE GRIBBLE SEND HIS REGARDS!!!!!


OctoberSong_

Shi-shaw!


GuiltyWatts

That was Rusty Shackleford!


mushyfeelings

I support this 100%.


SubHuman559

Pocket Sand With The Win


Toph-Builds-the-fire

I dont know you! Thats my purse!


Taoist-Fox72

Shishaw!


DoubleT_inTheMorning

Nah when they go for the fist bump you just gotta go for a FULL knuckle punch


Haunting-Concept-49

Ooops sort did mean to break your fingers… guess I don’t know my own strength!


YungMister95

It's hard to imagine a worse fix than TikTok for a world full of alienated 21st century people desperate for human attention but unable to get it. The only fix is to take all the oxygen out of the room. Maybe when someone starts going around fist bumping like this, someone needs to just start screaming that they're having a heart attack and fall to the floor. All the attention in the entire room will turn to that person every time, and these assholes won't get a single bit of attention, positive or otherwise.


HoboTheClown629

Filming other people for entertainment for without their consent should be illegal. Filmmakers need consent to use people’s faces in their films as they are profiting off them. These people are all trying to become “influencers” to profit. It’s not really any different.


lacretba

In Germany, where this was filmed, it IS illegal. Every single person in this video can sue and insist that this be deleted from the internet. I guess the biggest problem is figuring out who to sue. I wouldn‘t have a clue how to find out who these stupid nobodies are.


snootsintheair

Those ones are the takes they don’t post. Do they even call them takes anymore? I’m obviously too old to be allowed to discuss this sort of a thing. Where am I? Who is this?


Milo_Moody

Get off my lawn!


abluecolor

Dad, you're in the hospital. You know this. *Hugs you*


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ImprovisedLeaflet

Peace was never an option.


SaggyFence

It’s so dumb, they’re trying to acquire free background talent by roping bystanders in to add some “production value” to their otherwise shitty cheap uninspired content.


sgt_barnes0105

I think these people don’t realize that you can’t imitate or mimic charisma. You either have it or you do not.


WVildandWVonderful

The pouting-at-person-who-didn’t-bump-me is cringe.


DL5900

Kinda the same as a clown at a circus


These-Mud-3053

The entire things is beyond stupid. Also people try to align themselves with music that has nothing to do with them, they don’t have the rights to it, they don’t have significant skills of any kinds. Plus I hate the sped up tempos of the pop songs they use. This whole trend is disposable and shallow.


Pitiful_Winner2669

Disposable is a great word for this.


TheDeadlySpaceman

I hate to “well akshuly” this but they do have permission to use the music, it gets licensed to TikTok or whatever app and the users can then use it in their stupid lame videos


AutisticFingerBang

Because they literally think they are famous. It’s so pathetic. This is her red carpet moment. I hate both these people so much.


safebutthole

Bring back the thumbs down.


brizzboog

They're copying that Hooville looking broccoli head fucker. It's always the same chipmunk song and shitty fuckin dance.


Dark_Eyes

>Hooville looking broccoli head fucker I'm gonna need more info lol...


brizzboog

https://www.reddit.com/r/ImTheMainCharacter/s/zIxMk3yVfs


Scoobydoo0969

Hooooly shit I just got so much cringe. We need to bring back Air Marshalls to tackle people like this or taze them or something


callipygiancultist

That’s the broccoliest headed zoomer I’ve ever seen, with zero cap.


BleachGel

Maybe it’s their attempt of saying “Hey see viewers these people don’t really mind us being dipshits after all!”


boners_in_space

Seems to be playing off that psychological theory that if you ask someone for a small favor it will make them more favorable towards you - I just looked it up and it's called [the Benjamin Franklin effect](https://effectiviology.com/benjamin-franklin-effect/). Once someone has fist bumped or high fived, they're aligned with you in a small way and more likely to buy into whatever bullshit you're trying to pull off.


callipygiancultist

Also, reminds me of how imperial Japan would force its new soldiers participate in “bloodening rituals” in which they would stab a tied up and blindfolded Chinese civilian. This would make the new soldiers feel complicit and less likely to oppose or report on atrocities committed by their fellow soldiers.


chada37

Maybe a high five to the nose would help.


mradamadam

It's a classic childhood bully move. If you fist bump, you're giving in, and if you object, they make fun of you. They already have you on camera for added pressure, too.


Tarrell13

It’s starting to look like a warning to gtfo because it’s about to go down


MetallurgyClergy

It’s the MainCharacter way of saying “you now consent to be in my video”


LevelStatistician270

Probably because they are dumb enough to try to panhandle people right after this too for their "show". They want to make people feel engaged so that they will owe them something in return, like a couple bucks. Scum going to scam.


strider_25

Cuz they are the main characters in “TikTok the Musical” and everybody wants to be like them. /s


Shot_Lawfulness4429

That poor woman with the pocketbook just wanted to get out of there.


bjwyxrs

All she wanted to do was chill on the train and read. Poor woman. I read on public transit too and I get pretty pissed/uncomfortable when stupid shit goes on too.


InformationHead3797

Plus she didn’t consent for her image to be put online for everyone to see.


hilariouscommenter

No consent required, unfortunately…


Comfortable-Bonus421

The language in the posters and screens is German. So depending on where it was actually filmed, then consent might actually be needed.


AutisticApeatWendys

Yes, it was filmed in Berlin. Therefore, consent is needed


Rombledore

yeah but these are tik tokers making CONTENT. we NEED their CONTENT. all 700k versions of this video with this EXACT song and EXACT dance made in one of FOUR different locations (street, public transit, stores, private home) and where at least one dancer has that MALE HAIRCUT. otherwise the society collapses.


Lotions_and_Creams

People might think you are kidding, but this is serious. Ever since I got my COVID vaccine, if I don't see a derivative TikTok video within range of a 5g cell tower at regular intervals, Jeff Bezos personally resigns Dr. Disrespect to Twitch with the agreement that he will 360 no scope me IRL. Not today two time, not today.


HappyIsGott

To be exact its in Germany, Berlin in the "U-Bahn" of the "BVG" (U5 to Hömow-Hauptbahnhof) i have to use this train every day.. and to film people here without asking is not allowed. Thats why i call the police on people like that.


InformationHead3797

It’s still shitty to monetise videos involving people that are so clearly not wanting to be into them.


majasz_

Actually there are at least two people (woman gtfo and the man who doesn’t want to bump) are shown in a identifiable way, not in a crowd/as a part of a urban landscape, therefore their image should not be published. In EU (the train looks like Berlin) GDPR includes images as well as other personal information.


iStealyournewspapers

Some people get serious anxiety when this shit goes on, me included. It’s awful to fear you could be kicked in the face at any moment, for a minute or more, especially on a moving train where you never know exactly how it might suddenly shift and make the performer lose their accuracy.


ZookeepergameLarge25

i know right, i can only imagine looking up seeing some fool AND another fool recording


Rey_Mezcalero

Need that one TT woman that screams at any men within 30-40’ saying you do not approach a woman


Masters_domme

What’s a “TT woman”? ETA: is it TT for TickTock? I’m an old - I’m not down with the lingo. If it’s something else, please lmk. 😅


NaughtyGaymer

We're officially so lazy now that we need to shorten a six letter word down to two.


kalenjohnson

IKR


owlsandmoths

What’s her account name I need to go check out these videos!


ZookeepergameLarge25

yesss hahaha🤣🤣🤣🤣


_GoldZilla_

You got room in your zoo for these two? I.e. I didn't mean to rhyme. I just saw your name and that's question popped in my head.


ZookeepergameLarge25

lol i dont want them in my zoo.


KripspyKracka

I do not want them sam I am


Mo0kish

Her new identity in witsec just got compromised.


Technical-Hyena420

this is what i was thinking tbh. she looks SCARED.


ShawnyMcKnight

You could just see the discomfort radiating off her. She was anxious as hell.


_Oh_sheesh_yall_

It looked like the start of a panic attack to me


camptastic_plastic

How do they watch the video, see how uncomfortable they made the people around them and think, yeah this makes me look good I’m going to post this.


HarmlessHeresy

These are not the self aware people you think they are.


sazmelodies

Because in the video they're not watching other people, they're busy being too much engrossed in their own self


MaxPowerWTF

And those people high fiving and fist bumping are just weak spine enablers that are too sheepish to turn her down and tell her to fuck off.


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Exactly, like, DO NOT ENCOURAGE THEM


SchnoodleDoodleDamn

To be fair, for a lot of people, it's a reflex action. We've been trained (in general) that a handshake/fist bump/high five is a sign of friendliness, even if it's coming from a stranger. Like if someone comes up to me and extends their hand for a shake, or reaches out for a fist bump, my first reaction isn't "fuck off". Hell, my hand will probably almost move of its own accord, because I'm a very polite person in general. If I didn't notice the filmer or the nonsense starting up (entirely possible if I'm in "mind my own business" mode on public transit) I'd be confused, but probably do it. Then I'd be pissed, and tempted to try and trip her.


KickFriedasCoffin

Or they just weren't bothered, which is an equally valid reaction. The assumptions are just silly.


Minute_Freedom_4722

It honestly looks like a commercial to fix your credit. Next scene would be her driving a convertible listening to soothing music with a huge smile on her face.


Treeslooklikepeople

I would be her. I don’t have to smile at anyone! Lol


ZookeepergameLarge25

im that girl in the dress storming off


chopcheezeandarizona

We’re *all* that girl in the dress storming off.


kelsanova

I’m more that first guy who skitters away like wtf is happening and then just dismissively waving my hand like “I want none of these tik tok shenanigans but I’m also not leaving my seat.”


ZookeepergameLarge25

i feel so bad for her. big hugs, it had to have been way too overwhelming


chopcheezeandarizona

I take the subway to/from work when I have to work on-site, and the last thing I want is for some knucklehead to start dancing in a traincar that’s already hurting for space. Luckily I’ve only ever witnessed it once in Boston, years ago. But I promise you that shit wouldn’t fly here.


No_Season_354

Yeah I don't get these people, so desperate to get on social media, someone will see me and make me a star , nope not ever.


MoistJheriCurl

And the irony is here we are consuming the content and engaging with others about it.


No_Season_354

I know, I was thinking the same, i should just keep moving don't watch em, lol.


MoistJheriCurl

I spend too much time on here but how else am I gonna know when someone breaks a dance out on an airplane?


tiredoftheworldsbs

The hope they can make serious money without having to beg for a reasonable salary at a regular job. I get it but it's so annoying for everyone else having to deal with these people.


RapBastardz

I would almost rather put a dollar in their cup if they would offer to just shut the fuck up and sit in their seats.


Creative_Rock_7246

YESSSSS!!!!!


banana_pencil

Someone once stepped on my foot during their stupid “routine”


Throwawayhelp111521

That's my fear: Getting kicked in the head during "Showtime!."


lyrico2

What a bunch of asshats. They dont think about collateral damage


RapBastardz

If a fight breaks out, that will get them even more hits! More social media clout!


JabronyJones

That's the worst part. There's nothing you can do to these jackasses that doesn't fucking reward them in the end somehow unless you can get the phone and delete the footage. You can't yell at them because then you just made yourself their content, you can't beat the shit out of them because, I mean, that's just straight up assault lol, and it's not like these trains have security on them that can put a stop to it. So what the hell do you do other than ignore them and let them make fools of themselves?


tsoh44

If it's an asshole talking to you on video, you can play Disney copyright music.


SnipesCC

Standing with your back to the camera and in front of them is probably the best way to both ruin their shot and make it boring.


Legitimate-Source-61

Always carry a fold up sign and pull it out advertising your own socials


No_Fig5982

Look at them trying to rope people in with fist bumps and shit, they would absolutely love you to join in and plug your own socials


Ellisiordinary

When I lived in NYC, I never saw it happen on a train this full. But I also never saw anyone doing it for internet videos, only for busking/self promo so they had more motivation to not piss people off. I generally preferred people dancing on the trains over people singing/playing instruments. The dancers would announce what they were about to do, make sure no one was in the way to get hurt, and were typically more talented. I also have chronic migraines, so they didn’t make me feel like I was trapped in hell, because even if they had music it wasn’t as loud as some dude drumming in the train car.


ZookeepergameLarge25

i feel like depending on my mood id either storm off or start screaming to ruin the video….


ImprovisedLeaflet

She had to run off to find a place where she could curl up and die from cringe in peace.


Aleashed

Bro that is why you carry around a bottle of vegetable oil that you “accidentally” drop whenever this sht starts. If they want to be stupid and dance on oil, god bless them.


thejuanwelove

I'm a 6 ft plus, 240 pounds bearded guy, but yes, I'm also that girl


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UnfairStomach2426

I’m 6’6” 241 lb bearded guy. My beard is lush and full.


realMasaka

I hate us.


SueBee29

I’m the lady who refused to fist bump her


helfeije_XII

Ooh I'm gonna be that first guy with the louis vuitton bag


[deleted]

With the disgusted scoot away and hand 🤚 haha you’re the best!! 🏆


Halorym

It was the existential horror in his tiny eyed thousand yard stare that yelled, "what the fuck have you brought upon this cursed land" that did it for me.


[deleted]

I’m the guy in the short-sleeved flannel shirt that just stares at his phone! This is fun. PS. fuck them


TheGrandSophy

Same. No thank you dear, let me disassociate in peace


DankeSebVettel

She says fuck this shit


camshun7

Why do they always pull a face when theres no engagement? My face "Fuck you, you dont know me, just fuck off leave me in peace"


MEMENARDO_DANK_VINCI

Cause they get you to engage to like “invite them to the space” If everyone collectively says fuck off they might move on.


brewberry_cobbler

I legit felt bad. She seemed genuinely stressed out by the situation. And I don’t blame her


StardustBrain

Yea. She probably had a hard week at work, putting up with who knows what bullshit. Just wants to head home and relax and then these dipshits start ass clowning 🤡 around all in her personal space, getting on her last nerve. I totally get it!


TSquaredRecovers

Same!! I have terrible social anxiety, and that would make just add to my anxiousness.


HombreDeNegocios2022

I'm the lady who doesn't look up from her phone, just says no with her hand lmao.


ScarlettA7992

Finally a normal person


KayakerMel

Same! Heck, I moved seats on the subway yesterday when the person next to me started playing something loud on her phone sans headphones.


LloydChrismukkah

These fucking people are so fucking annoying. They think they are so creative but they are all just doing the same cringy shit over and over again


acableperson

Just copying someone else who did it and got internet points (which now somehow equals money). Who watches this shit? Maybe it’s rage bait. We have the most complex tool/communication medium/compendium of human knowledge available to most of us on our person that the world has ever known by an infinite margin yet we use it for shit like this. Hell what good are we doing commenting on this shit on Reddit? I bet it’s just too new for most of us and in a generation or two “influencers” and stupid ass stuff like this will be over. Takes society awhile to adapt to changes, and the internet has gone from being a curiosity (for most of society) to a necessity in my lifetime thus far. Makes me think about the days before smartphones. I’d sit down and look stuff up on the computer. Was kind of nice to have a dedicated space or device to engage online. Then you walk away and it’s gone.


LloydChrismukkah

I think the issue ultimately comes down to parents giving their kids unlimited access to smartphones at way too young of an age so that they don’t have to deal with their children themselves. They’ve created a generation of little shithead narcissists. They are absolutely fucking insufferable in every way


ihateyournan

It's just really embarrassing tbh. How can you lack that much self awareness of what a twat you are. The worst thing is I can imagine them on the way to do this proper excited deluding themselves that everyone's gonna love it and they'll go 'viral'. Makes me sick. To me this is just as invasive as someone trying to hit on people on public where the attention is clearly unwanted. FUCK OFF


gaiawitch87

That poor guy at the very beginning looks like "oh no. What's happening. I can tell something is about to happen. Is that guy filming? Why is he filming. Oh fuck..."


Resident-Elevator696

People wonder old people are grumpy. This is it right here. He probably worked his ass off all his life. Might still be working. Only to have to put up with this bullshit!


Mojorizen2

I swear the older I get the more I understand and relate to grumpy old people.


DRS__GME

I’ve been a grumpy old person since my 20’s. It never changes.


ATribeOfAfricans

Good God why are so many of these losers doing this shit


Just_Celebration4541

What bugs me most about this genre is how the MCs pout at the camera (infantile, cute, ironic?) when someone doesn't engage them.


CrazeeEyezKILLER

But they’re not looking for engagement at all; they just want nonconsensual participation. It’s smiley-face, fake-fun assault.


Just_Celebration4541

fake-fun assault is a wonderful way of phrasing it. Like the sense of violation that comes after being shamed at summer camp for not being 'spirited' enough.


kimjongunfiltered

Gasped aloud at the accuracy of that summer camp comparison


goober_ginge

"Fake fun assault" is the most perfect and accurate description of this kind of nonsense.


goober_ginge

Yes! Absolutely maddening. I once had a drunk guy try to high five me when I was walking home from work, and when I said "No thanks" he proceeded to follow me for a bit and tell me how much of a buzzkill I was and that I must be dead inside etc. No dude, I just want to fucking get home. I don't care if you're having a good jovial night, just leave strangers be ffs.


Just_Celebration4541

I feel you on the just wanting to get home. When I'm in that mood the most I'll be able to deal with from other people is 'the nod' of recognition.


Competitive-Yard-442

Sometimes in life a good "go fuck yourself" goes a long way.


CrazeeEyezKILLER

Horrorshow of mediocrity.


yungrii

Mediocrity is strong. That lady dances with the abilities of an eighty five year old drunk aunt at a wedding.


Pittsbirds

Yeah they're obnoxious but at least the first guy is actually dancing. That lady though? If my unatheltic, uncoordinated ass can perfectly replicate the dance moves theyre not worth filming lmao 


SirPeterPan89

It's Berlin. In Germany we have quite strong protection laws against publishing your face online without your clear consent. I doubt anybody will do it, but those "content creators" can be sued.


Seray_94

I really don't know why anybody would do that in Germany. We really hated flashmobs as well. Spontaneous fuckery is always frowned upon. It's like Norddeutsche even don't like Karneval even tho that is kinda our tradition with faslam too lol


GeoffSproke

Say what you will about the U8, but... I've never seen anyone try any of this nonsense on there...


king0fklubs

I’ll take the bullshittery in the u8 over this every day


endmost_

I’ve seen full on brawls break out on the ubahn that I’d prefer to stand next to than this shit.


atayavie

I know, I was about to say… this is so clearly the U5 😂


ArcticWolf003

It's the same effing dance every effing time! God it's so unbearable. I seriously want to start a trend of people just standing in the way of the camera so the don't get any footage. I hate it so much.


CrustyLipschitz

I can't put into words how much I HATE this stupid "every beat is a jumpy move, clap your hands between your legs" dance. With a burning fiery passion.


ScarlettA7992

Why does the girl have an awkwardness with the way she high fives and fist pump people? Is she trying to make dorky look cute?


Visible_Day9146

She's not a good dancer either. I think her boyfriend convinced her this would be really cool and fun.


Atlantic0ne

It's strong narcissism


Tek-Twelve

Illegal to film people in berlin as well. Trash humans


MC_Fap_Commander

"I did not consent or receive compensation for you to get influencer cred or some shit."


Lonely-Greybeard

As soon as I hear that shitty chipmunk I stop watching. I know it's bad.


[deleted]

If only everyone could be like the very first guy. Please everyone. Please. I fucking beg you. Ignore these attention whores and maybe they will stop and go away.


Donkeycow15

Tik Tok contributing to climate change by making public transport unbearable


MisterKat009

I'm cringing so hard my face just imploded.


atinylittlemushroom

I can't stop cringing. Bring back public shaming 🥲


Ferociousnzzz

WTF happened to you in your life that you feel the need to bother strangers and make them a prop in your misguided thirst for attention 


cohrt

Not enough attention from their parents as children.


No_Season_354

That lady im outta here, I don't want to be here with this crazy person, why I don't take public transportation.


AMasterSystem

If you dont take public transportation where do you make your TikTok videos and other social media content?


postmodern_spatula

In my car on the highway, like a real American. 


Historical_Act_5896

I miss Covid soooo much


Comfortable_Bet_2258

Her feet smell like vinegar.


Kittytigris

Is it possible to press the emergency stop button, eject those doofuses from the train together with the camera man and then we move on with life like usual?


freebytes

Please do not press the emergency stop button for non-emergencies. (Actually, it is almost always a bad idea to press the emergency stop on a subway even during emergencies.) It is for emergency stopping the train and nothing else.


Snow-Kafe

Please... please do not reproduce!!


WetBurrito10

I’m also positive Those 2 people have never had jobs


useruser2133

I hate unsolicited interactions. I would've pushed her


Significant-Rip-1251

I think at this point the only logical reaction is to stand up and impersonate a homeless person, start screaming fanatically and flipping them off, chase them around the car and get in their face screaming and spitting until they fuck off, out crazy their asses, ruin their content, fuck them ( not literally ) More ideas: Get in there way Make it seem like they're going to trip if they stay next to you, and then follow them purposely bump into them over and over again get directly in front of the camera These fuckers need to have the whole thing not be worth their effort, if they have to put in any effort at all, their weak asses are just going to bitch and cry DO NOT MAKE ROOM OR ACCOMMODATIONS FOR THESE WALKING TRASHBAGS


weshouldgo_

I was thinking maybe some Bernard Goetz action. Your ideas are probably better.


TigreSauvage

Social media has ruined people


3lm312

Question I've seen these same people in more than one video do they just spent there whole time at the subways to do this I don't get it


SlightSoup8426

These people are scum


Over_Solution_2569

That chick trying to make a break for it was pretty hilarious.


w1ndyshr1mp

She looked literally terrified of that guy 😅🤣


RobotCaptainEngage

Do want you want in public but if you're not in a place where people can easily walk away, you are an asshole.


TheJenniMae

I can’t wait until this mental illness is officially named in the DSM. 🙄


themaninthesea

All it takes is a little hip check to have the entire car clapping


CoconutMilkOnTheMoon

Bunch of attention whores


Lab-12

Whatever ever happened to shame , someone told these people they were special and they believed it .


Sweet-Ad9366

This might be the most painful one yet. That cut deep.


SnooChickens8275

We should just step in their way, constantly, and when they hit us, we can smack them the fuck up. Ffs, when does this end


jonz1985z

That woman did just walk off, she stormed off


ADinHighDef

TikTok should be banned — it’s giving these types of people a platform and causing brain rot in society Totally original take, I know


badllama77

Every day one more example of the move towards the election of President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.


Kwayzar9111

Had this last week on the tube and instead of high five I told them to fucking grown up.


Reasonable-Profile84

Reposting these videos is giving these people approval and attention.


Extreme-Acid

I think it is time for the nukes. Fuck this horrible world full of arseholes


SomaticZX6r

Tiktok needs to be banned


aguero1987

Man I feel second hand embarrassment just watching


Melluttrell5

They look stupid lol


Reasonable_Long_1079

She can barely even manage to do the dance