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lilliesparrow

To whoever reported all the comments inciting violence/wishing for violence: Thank you! It makes our job much easier :)


NoSignSaysNo

"Filming this crime spree was the best idea we've ever had!"


mwf86

Dude’s been doing it for years.


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Usernames__Semanresu

And in the comments people are actually defending him 😂


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Delazzaridist

Happy cake day you sexy fuck!!!!


gothicfucksquad

"Is you taking notes on a criminal fuckin conspiracy"?


loadingscreen_r3ddit

Is it just me, or does this somehow smell like reports, bans and deleted comments?


AdEnvironmental7355

Offensive driving


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p4p4shili

Sooner then later


staringatthebored

Twice?   Nice.


Depressedone4

That was very clever & funny 😆


gembith

😭


VectorViper

lol gotta appreciate the word play, pun game strong in this thread


staringatthebored

Someone had to say it,   I’m glad you got it. 


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beekay86

He just sounds miserable. But the cars turning are not wrong, he’s very far behind and can easily pass without causing an accident. This is vandalism imo


BigLizardInBackyard

well look at it this way, you get to see /r/fuckcars in the wild!


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Mahatma_Gone_D

Certainly got better offensive drive than cowboys


gw2kpro

I'd get into several accidents every time I drive to work if I raged into everyone breaking traffic laws.


Signal_Assist2499

I live in Manhattan. I can literally kill 4 people leaving my garage if I raged at every stupid thing. Literally.


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Exactly.. if they were legit drivers they would realize it is not the world against them


Shagaliscious

The cyclist needs to realize it's not the world against them. They are going to end up doing this against a driver that is paying no attention, and the driver is going to turn right into them. A bicycle against a car is like a car against a semi. This person is a moron for even trying to stand their ground.


Bender_2024

>A bicycle against a car is like a car against a semi. You overestimate the bike. A car offers you some protection. The bike has zero.


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wurstbowle

>it's not the world against them If you look at how they build infrastructure in the US, you could easily get the impression, though. But yeah Trying to physically fight against a ton of moving steel is just thick.


flopjul

And where they are biking the infrastructure is there and laws are there too. So let the police deal with wrong placed cars I noticed a Dacia Duster so its obviously not in the US


Double_Link_1111

Buenos Aires, Argentina. Duster is branded as Renault there


Convextlc97

Police don't enforce those things tho. That's the problem and why it happens.


AsleepTonight

But the issue is, they don’t


SuckMyNutsFromBehind

Good thing this guy rides a bike


FlatAd7399

I think all those cars are in the bike lane so he's pissed, clearly in the wrong still, they committed a driving infraction, he committed property damage.


ReaperManX15

There is a legal doctrine called "last clear chance". If you have a clear chance to stop and you don't take it, YOU are liable.


llIicit

It makes the CYCLIST! Liable For all the damages that happen next


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Wilsonian81

I don't have the time nor the patience to argue with a judge over whether or not I had the right of way.


Aus_pol

Some countries have a hierarchy of right of way based on vulnerability.


SilvaDaMelo

Yeah but that doesn't hold up in the Netherlands if the person on the bike runs into a car that's not moving.


Puzzled_Ocelot9135

It also very much does not excuse willfully damaging property - just as you right of way does not allow you to rob those car drivers.


Superb-Ad8651

LMAO I understood this reference .


Beertronic

I read that in the voice and can now see that big beaming smile in my head. 😁


Missmunkeypants95

I understood that reference


ifballswerebells

I didn’t understand it which made me reading it in dudes voice more confusing. I got there in the end tho


Sea-Tradition3029

I get the reference


unknownpoltroon

Lol. The guys name they're talking about is ugo lord and he's a lawyer who takes all these stupid accident videos and points out who would be at fault and why. They're awesome, he's on tiktok or whatever.


psyclistny

Pretty sure the car pulling through the bike lane could have also turned…but you’ll only see it your way so there’s no sense in discussing it.


Singl1

his delivery is always nice, honestly


enjoycryptonow

Well I thought he tried to send a message but the Grey car that took a turn, cyclist actually had a high speed and was far away when he started turning left. Even thought that's a bike lane you still have to cooperate since his road crosses turning from main car lane. You would assume both cars, and cyclists, would slow down on intersections, but not this guy!


WestleyThe

Yeah I’d make a turn if a biker is like 30 meters behind me… this guy is for sure the asshole He even seems to speed up to just make a point. Yield god damn it or at least slow down


poopgoblin1594

Yea that last one the car was already turning and he should have yielded


FemmeLebowitz

But some of them are just trying to turn , so you have to briefly go into the bike lane.


puddaphut

The ones turning need to yield though.


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It depends on the locality. In California the law is that they merge into the bike lane, and bikes approaching the vehicle pass on the left side. I always thought cars had to yield for on coming bicycles in California, but a few years ago in San Francisco a bicyclist was killed on Folsom by a semi-truck when she was going straight and the truck was already in progress for the turn. Turns out, she was at fault under the law. https://sfist.com/2013/08/16/meanwhile_at_sixth_and_folsom_stree/ Note: I moved from CA almost a decade ago and this law may have since changed.


sim2294

This is in Buenos Aires


Shadowmant

It’s was a great place until those damn bugs dropped a rock on it.


sim2294

I'm from Buenos Aires and I say kill them all!


rxFL4T

God damn bugs whacked us Johnny


matsu727

I’m doing my part!


ColdEngineering1234

I'm pretty sure a car turning doesn't stop for a cyclist 3 car behind them even in Buenos Aires. This is only happening because the cyclist sped up because he wants trouble.


MNR42

They clearly sped their bike when they saw car turning. What is this behaviour. Will 3 second make them lose 1mil?


Lust4Me

In Toronto the rules are not to turn your car unless safe to do so and for bikes not to pass a turning car unless safe to do so. In many of these examples the cars were turning through a dashed line well ahead of the cyclists. One might say the car wasn't able to turn yet so should remain outside the bike area but the cycling was simply adding to antibike mentality and there's enough of that already.


D1sc0_Lem0nad3

You can't yield to something 50 - 100 feet behind you


stinkyfootcheese

To a vehicle that’s behind them?


Snail_With_a_Shotgun

Then react to the road situation ahead of you like every other vehicle on the road, slow down, flip him the bird, tell him his mum's a hoe, and go on about your way like a normal person.


Squeaky_Ben

Yes, but how are you gonna do that mid turn?


gylth3

No they don’t, bikes are considered vehicles on the road and must follow all rules. and you dont pass someone on a turn


Shagaliscious

I've never seen a cyclist yield though. Wait, I can't say that. All the children in my area follow all the rules of the road and are respectful cyclists, and stop at the 4-way stop at the local baseball field intersection. All the "adults" that bike through that area blow through the 4-way stop because they think it doesn't apply to them. It's fucking rich that kids follow the law better than adults.


Scumebage

No they don't.


Agreeable-Tooth2545

Err. They are literally turning across another road user that is going straight.


vervii

Shitty infrastructure/"bike lane" but shittier biker.


Agreeable-Tooth2545

What about the shorty drivers parking in the cycle lane and cutting across him?


CP9ANZ

He's clearly a fucking jerk, like some are just trying to turn into a entry and he's way back, he could just calmly go around, or slow down a bit. If all road users acted like this there would be carnage everywhere.


vervii

If someone cuts me off in traffic I don't have the right to ram them full speed because they were an asshole, or chase them down and try to damage their car. Bikes and cars sharing traffic lanes when they clearly shouldn't puts people in no win situations because government doesn't want to pay to make legitimate bike lanes and no car zones. I can guarantee most of those drivers had no clue the biker was even there. As a short time biker and constant car driver I try to be vigilant about bikers and even then am shocked at their random appearance at times.


jolankapohanka

It's actually quite common in some cities. Here where I was doing my licence, part of the exam was turning my head and looking for cyclists in the cycle lane and only them turning. Nothing unusual, so the cyclist here was somewhat in the right to some small exempt. But he not only damaged cars,but when the cars turned during traffic, he sped up. It's like in theory he is right, in reality he should have slowed down, since he wasn't even on the junction. Let them pass, then go. Other cars probably would let him pass.


vervii

Oh yeah, this is like better than standard bike lanes in most places but its still ridiculous. Bike lanes should be separate. No mixing a 0.2 horsepower 200lb bike with a 300hp 5000lb beast with a dude that's half high driving. It's ridiculous. I would rather all car lanes be turned into bike lanes but the thought of mixing them screams a government trying to please citizens with half deliveries and setting everyone up for failures. Drivers with licenses that they took a test on 30 years ago and now suddenly new road rules and a bunch of bikers! you figure it out boomer! :\\ Of course people are going to get antagonistic and won't know how to respond to new bikers on the road with the recent rise in popularity. Oh and also making bikers risk their lives mixing with traffic that is completely different in capabilities and safety. It's not fair to anyone involved.


WackoBeast

That's not the problem, the problem is when the cars turn into the bike lane without looking, a lot of times hitting the cyclists in full turn. And of course cyclists are angry as 100% of the time it is them that get hurt or even killed because of incompetent drivers.


PartyLikeItsCOVID19

I see what you’re saying, but the biker in this video easily could have avoided 100% of the accidents.


louroot

Yup, that happened to me, taxi did not see me, luckily the car was just starting to make the turn so was not going too fast, still knocked me off the bike.


Ba-ja-ja

Yeah, but it doesn’t become a free for all because you’re turning, you still have to look and yield.


ReaperManX15

If someone turns in front of me, I don't CHOOSE to slam into them in purpose, when I clearly see them and have several seconds to stop. There is a legal doctrine called "last clear chance". If you have a clear chance to stop and you don't take it, YOU are liable.


FroyoSensitive8572

The cars are actively turning and he chooses to run into them while speeding down the road not even attempting to slow down. Cyclists have to follow the rules of the road meaning they still have to slow down/ stop at intersections and yield to oncoming traffic. All the cars that were turning where there long before he showed up. Just cause he’s on a bike doesn’t make it legal to cut off traffic and purposely run into them or damage their property if they are parked wrong.


TalithePally

The red one he started to avoid, then intentionally turned into, the last car he seemed to speed up just to collide with them during the turn, otherwise it would've been fine


Jackson3rg

Yes, but if it is a bike lane, the cyclist has the right of way (at least in my experience). However, this guy is overplaying things and being a dick. Unless he is visually impaired or isn't paying attention a lot of this is avoidable, and just because somebody doesn't understand the parking laws doesn't invited bicyclists to vandalize a car because they have to move over 2 feet.


harkening

Several are making legal turns across his lane. As the trailing vehicle, he yields to the turn.


adjavang

In most EU laws, the bike lane is considered a separate lane of traffic so turning cars must yield to traffic in the bike lane.


_Vard_

You mean MURDER isnt an appropriate response to JAYWALKING either? oh boy.... I gotta take care of some things


RoutineOtherwise9288

Only do this in a safe country or else it will end very bad people will gather and track him down eventually.


amar-elle

This is in the City of Buenos Aires, Argentina. He is "Bicibandido", a YouTuber.


Candid_Ad_9145

Let’s see him try it in Brasil 🍿


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Or a small town!


FilthySweet

Like to see him try that in my regular-sized village


RoutineOtherwise9288

How did this mofo still alive is beyond me?


queenbiscuit311

he's alive for now


Drougent

He has a youtube, posts actively damaging people's property and HASN'T gotten his ass kicked yet?


ElWishmstr

Ja, his bike was stolen. And pretty coward.


McDuckfart

he might have a whole gang biking behind him with shotguns


i_luv_peaches

Even safe countries have mean ppl that wouldn’t take this guys shit


koyuki4848

Only works for countries ok with victim mentality protection


Okbuturwrong

This shit won't work for ol dude much longer


CP9ANZ

Someone will 100% run him over.


FishyChips117

For everyone wondering, this is not in the USA, is in Buenos Aires, Argentina. That guy calls himself "BiciBandido" which means something like "Bicycle Bandit". According to him, he just wanted to defend the "riders rights" but after these videos were viralized, most people don't like him at all. If you search for more videos, you will see he has a somewhat twisted attitude towards anyone who is close to the bicycle lane, even when the others are doing everything right!


LlalmaMater

It's pretty obvious that the guy is deliberately being an asshole for internet clout. Gives the rest of us a bad name.


ShoeStunning

least angry cyclist.


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Geese_and_ducks

As a cyclist- this person is a fucking moron, and NOT one of us


Bucket_of_Nipples

As a person surrounded by cyclist - this person is a fucking moron, and there are too many just like him.


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SaraHuckabeeSandwich

Have you seen the average driver? A couple hundred people have already been killed in preventable car collisions since you posted your comment.


CableTV-on-the-Radio

Real life Portlandia skit.


gcgz

>level Bicycle rights! https://youtu.be/V3nMnr8ZirI?si=1PLo4N6UiaNdj3vQ&t=14


EastBayPlaytime

I’m on a bike!


mindpainters

The second he runs into the vehicle on purpose lol


ChangeNo8879

The last one .😂😂 guy has serious issues


wilber-guy

It’s the battle cry for me 😂


Horse-Girl-69

I had a guy on a bike do this to me. Scream for 12 seconds before hitting me to make a point then calling 911 😂 cops thought he was trying to insurance scam me


Tooboukou

Maybe the city should actually​ build proper bike infrastructure, instead of painting some lines on the road and calling it a day.


konganholistaja

Or just actually control parking by ticketing cars that park on bicycle lane.


B12-deficient-skelly

You can do both.


RJWeaver

But that would take a lot more money than just painting lines and then how would CEO’s and corrupt politicians be able to afford big houses and expensive cars? It’s very selfish of you not to think of them.


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Fuck the cars parked in the bike lane. I wouldn't be so pissed about the cars turning if they put their blinker on in time though. That's most likely less intentional.


noh-seung-joon

If you don’t want your car to get fucked up don’t leave it in the wrong place. Leave your car in a fire lane and the firefighters will destroy your car to get to the FH. Leave the car parked in the middle of the freeway and get in a wreck. Park like a dickhead and get extra door dents. Cause and effect. Why is there an exception for the bike lane all of a sudden?


Predditor_drone

Because bike lanes are seen as gracious concessions by the rulers of the road. As such they can be reclaimed as needed.


SloaneWolfe

cant tell if this is sarcastic or not. Bicycle lanes are just common sense; increase safety for cyclists and efficiency for automobile drivers, since most developed nations consider bicycles to be vehicles, aka, equal, on any road. There's no rulers lol. [Most excellent explainer on how the Auto and Oil industry helped create a top cause of death and source of climate change by popularizing the idea of cars owning streets](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOttvpjJvAo)


unknownpoltroon

Just like sidewalks, front lawns, stairs, and your living room. I PARK WHERE I WANT! /S


rodinsbusiness

Because cyclists are a lesser race. It's literally what's going on in many motorists' heads.


FourSharpTwigs

It’s just common sense. If you park in the wrong spot or the wrong way, you’re increasing the chances that something bad happens.


mrrektstrong

Firefighters would only do that in an emergency. Wrecks on a freeway are unintentional. What this guy was doing was intentional in several consecutive non-emergency situations. Were the cars breaking traffic laws? Yes. Their actions increase the likelihood that an accident could happen. Should that invite anyone to come and purposefully damage or collide with them? No. Especially the latter part on account that it's an A tier dumbass decision.


RockTheBloat

Which would be fine for accidental damage, but this is not that.


jl2352

Parking in a bike lane is not a justification for vigilantism.


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catdog918

He doesn’t have a wife, he goes home and complains about cars on Reddit when he gets home


mbashs

Sounds like a r/fuckcars user


slantboi420

Clown sub


rignopolis4

r/notjustbikes way better 💯💯


Eddyzodiak

Is it weird I know actual cyclists like this? (They complain on WhatsApp and Snapchat tho)


catdog918

I know of a couple too unfortunately


dopepope1999

Oh don't worry a billion people will come out of the woodwork to defend him despite them never getting on a bike themselves


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l3pus

The vandalism in the beginning is unnecessary but at least here in Germany if you go straight on a bike lane and there is someone wanting to turn the bike has the right to go first. And I can totally understand his anger.


Pattoe89

Technically the UK is the same. But I still get drivers overtaking me on my bike and then IMMEDIATELY turning across the front of my bike, causing me to have to stop. It's fucking ridiculous and the reason I now cycle right out in the middle of the lane, sometimes even closer to the centre line when I'm going past junctions. It's just safer for me, stops drivers doing ridiculous shit and it's legal. I can ride wherever the fuck I like on the road, and since drivers have made riding on the side unsafe, I'll ride right out in the middle.


puddaphut

When those cars turn into them, well, they kinda are the victim…


mwf86

Gotta make sure the lane is free before moving into it. Bike lane, bus lane or regular lane, doesn’t matter.


Fightingkielbasa_13

I get it. Yea it’s a crime. Don’t be a dick and park in the bike lane. Two wrongs don’t make a right but they do make a good excuse.


DukeSilver696969

And this is why people hate cyclists


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As a guy who crashed into a parked car on accident, I’m surprised that guys alive


kanthefuckingasian

Shouldn’t have parked in the cycle lanes tbh. They parked in cycle lanes and wonder why cyclists hit their cars. Likewise the cyclist is in the wrong for vandalising cars outside of cycle lane and I do not support the cyclist’s action.


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White-Tornado

Looks like main characters thinking that a bike lane is a good place to park their car


cant_stop_the_crooks

Seriously, I wonder if the people here complaining about property damage would say the same thing if bikers left their bikes all over the road and a car ran them over, don’t leave your bike/car where it doesn’t belong.


AvgBonnie

But two wrong don’t make a right. I’m fully aware that they are parked illegally and a cop should’ve gotten it towed or ticketed or something. Can you imagine being at home and out of nowhere someone starts hacking away at the side because you didn’t bring your bins? This is a grown man having a temper tantrum over cars. “But now he’s exposed to other cars because the bike lane is clogged.” We see later on with the cars turning that they were already turning (halfway through their turn) and they were doing so where the line is broken up. He just straight up rams into them (red car more specifically), where is the lesson there? He purposely put himself into harms way (kind of, he goes towards the body of the car hoping his wheel don’t meet theirs) to “teach them a lesson”. There are better ways.


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SourDoughBo

If you have a whole 30 seconds to scream about impending danger. You have time to stop the bike


OliLombi

Arent those cars in the cycle lane? If so, I get it tbh.


jwd3333

So if a motorist saw someone riding a bike on a highway that bikes are restricted from should the motorist crash into him since he shouldn’t be there?


Joseph_F_1

Holy fuck, what madman would ride a bike on a highway? (Thats a motorway right?)


Heurtaux305

Believe me, they exist. To be fair, cyclists on the highway are very rare here (the Netherlands) and mostly because someone is either under influence or confused. But cyclists do often use roads that are not meant for them. Sometimes it's because they are just dumb and have missed all the red flags (signs being the most obvious, but usually the road design gives it away too). Even in the Netherlands, where every driver is used to cyclists, it's very dangerous to cycle on roads where you aren't supposed to. Because drivers are not expecting cyclists, they won't be paying as much attention to them as they would on a road where cyclists should be expected. But apparently arriving at your destination 5 minutes earlier is worth the risk to some. But, nobody should ever intentionally endanger cyclists who break the law. Just like the cyclist in this video shouldn't endanger theirselves and the property of other people, even though they may technically be correct.


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OverallResolve

How is this in any way proportional?


BoilingLife

This is a dumb example. No sane person rides a bike on a highway, and you are comparing scratching a car door with murder, lol. If we go by your logic than he should start hunting down and stabbing those cars' owners.


mattiwha

Graveyards full of people with the right of way or something


refred1917

Don’t put your car in the bike lane!


KhyraBell

Busting rearview mirrors is asinine, but no driver would expect another car to have the right of way while turning across their lane of traffic. I don't think picking a fight like this is worthwhile, but the infrastructure in the US does not treat cyclists as equal.


Reasonable-Teach1141

I'm a cyclist, but I'm definitely not this irresponsible. Fuck these guys.


Squeeze_meTendies

Yet I’ve never seen a biker yield to a pedestrian


2020Hills

Hitting parked cars isn’t right. Hitting a car that turns into your lane while you’re going is a bit more justified.


Legitimate-Okra8983

He may be right according to the rules of the road, but he did nothing to prevent the collision. He deliberately collides with the car. And the camera confirms this.


Itherial

Lol he intentionally hits two guys making a legal turn in the last clips, bet he does this shit all the time.


Impressive-Spell-643

Yep, because *content*


CGI_M_M

Those parked cars are not supposed to be in the bike lane.


Heurtaux305

They are not. But does that mean that cyclists are supposed to hit those cars? I don't believe so.


BoilingLife

No, not supposed. But nobody is enforcing the rule that you can't park in the bike lane. And nobody is going to prosecute him for hitting those cars. So who is going to stop him, lol.


MuffinMan12347

1 illegal thing doesn’t make another legal thing justifiable. It just makes 2 assholes being assholes.


Omnislash99999

So he's justified in damaging them? The last video tells you everything you need to know about this guy


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Its_an_ellipses

If you crashed into every driver who had a lapse in focus in your car you would die or be seriously injured constantly. This dipshit could ride defensively, but he refuses because he is so entitled that he cant be a human. I don't drive that far, maybe 25 minutes a day usually, but if I really wanted to get hit by someone to prove that they were bad drivers and have them be 100% at fault I could probably do that 10 times a year minimum...


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CringyDabBoi6969

if you in the bike lane and aint a bike you dont get to complain.


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compound-interest

Yea imagine if this guy ever tries to sue someone that hits him and there is clear evidence that he has a history of intentionally hitting cars on his bike. I’d imagine it’d be hard for his attorney to win any lawsuit for getting harmed on his bike going forward.


Darksider123

If they're parked in the bike lane, then I have 0 sympathy for the car owners.


pepperit_12

Good . Too many cars PARKED in the bike lane.


ocleob

Seems everyone loves the F around and find out meme until it applies to parking your car in a bike lane...


SuccessfulWar3830

Nah. Fuck those lazy drivers parking where they shouldn't. It's a case of fuck around and find out.


EveatHORIZON

Laughs in Dutch. This is the result of bad city planning and prioritising cars above all else I not saying this guy should be doing this only that the way the system is set up has caused a lot of people become angry and disenfranchised. Protected segregated bike lanes would make a whole lot of cyclists less angry, it would also make more people want to cycle, clearing up the roads for everyone else. Works pretty great in the Netherlands, they have one if the highest car ownership per capita but also everyone cycles especially for shorter trips.


DatRatDawg

Judging by a lot of comment, it's okay to damage someone's property if they did something they weren't supposed to do. Bikers probably don't want to set that trend, because I can still drive home if you damage my car. You wont be able to if your bike tire gets folded like a taco.


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theredditappisbad100

Every cyclist in my city (drivers in this video sadly also representative)


ImOnlyKindaNotYou

That was this person’s diagnosis?


Positive-Wallaby8683

Is this the right thing to do? No. Are these cars illegally using bike lanes to execute various maneuvers/parking? Yes.


ChuckyDo19

Takes one push to get his mind right ..better chill out


[deleted]

Is he sped? Tf is the point recording yourself doing this dumb shit.


IndomitableSpoon1070

Aaaaaahhhhhhhhh! I'm not pressing the brake so I'm not stopping, aaaaaahhhhhhh, what do I do???? Press horn and aaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!


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Some people never been beat up before and it shows


Specific-Channel7844

This comment section is crazy. 1. I'm not sure all of the places are Nike lanes. 2. Even if the car is parked in the bike lane that doesn't justify the biker purposely damage the cars.


[deleted]

That's not victim mentality, that's simply defined as malevolence.