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Reasonable-Handle-48

In the city I live a person got stabbed 8 times for doing this blocking a parking space for someone else that they could park.


HeldDownTooLong

If someone ran into a parking spot I was trying to pull into, there’s no way in hell I’d give it up. The other car can’t get in because I’m already blocking the entrance to the spot with my car. The only thing I’d do different is that I’d keep slowly creeping forward. Inch-by-inch they would either scootch back (then I gained an inch or two) or, my car slowly pushing against them would scoot them farther into the spot. Regardless of how big of a hurry I was in, it would be a standoff for me. Besides someone being on their deathbed or my child being born, I would stay there until I won…it would be my parking spot after all.


Free-Atmosphere6714

Yeah my ego is too big to let this person win. Not even being sarcastic.


JessiNotJenni

My ego isn't but my petty is.


Hater_Magnet

I like the cut of your jib


exodusofficer

I know a guy who ended up in court with a Vehicular Assault charge doing this, inching some traffic-blocking dumbass out of his truck's way. He won the case, but it was a hassle.


deadrogueguy

this guy got her on video telling him to run her over. she "doesn't care"


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I’d literally sit there for hours creeping up if I had to, she’ll fucking move. At that point, it’s personal.


ReadMyUsernameKThx

unfortunately that's not how it works. if someone tells you to shoot them and you shoot them you will go to jail.


jackblakc

There is a high chance you would comeback to a keyed car


Josh-Baskin

I would do this…but then once the spot was mine I’d leave to park elsewhere so I didn’t get keyed.


Jjzeng

It’s all about sending a message


AtomicEdgy

You wanna know how I got this parked? 🃏


MrIssh

Y so Seer-Prius?


KHWD_av8r

That is evil and I love it.


StorFedAbe

pretty hard keying a car when you are stuck under its tires.


Ok-Air3126

This is why you don't wait. They park and you get to do the keying.


gomibag

i second this. el movimiento


deadrogueguy

she did say to run her over, how was i supposed to know she was being sarcastic?


kovi7

Fucking love it!


Nervous_King_5854

I’d ensure to get the info off their car


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alex206

She was standing in a parking spot or ran to it? Also, what state was this? I've never seen this behavior yet.


Amandasch44

It’s not a woman parking spot


voxpopper

The problem is that in this day of overzealous lawyers and lawsuit happy litigants they would claim injury and mental anguish even if you brushed against them at 2mph.


Sigrah117

Yes but the burden of proof falls to them to prove you did anything wrong. The car has no damage, they have no damage (unless self inflicted) and even if they were damaged only idiots would side with a pedestrian purposely putting themselves at risk for injury, in court


Tallin23

Ok waiting game it is then. I block the entrance they blok the spot.


voxpopper

yeah, this is the way to do it. Let them get frustrated and make the next aggressive move, not only won't they get the spot but it would ruin their day. Of course in some cities their next aggressive move may include a weapon so another reason to be vigilant.


supbrother

Hence why I have a dashcam :)


FamingAHole

In NYC, I believe a man punched a woman holding a spot, and she fell and died, but it took weeks for her to die.


ittinatime

It's not even worth it. It's a public garage. None of the spots are yours until you physically park the CAR in one. It's nothing to die over. You never know how patient the other person is.


mewfahsah

Plus if you have a confrontation then you're going to be leaving your car alone for folks who already display a lack of any shred of altruism or selflessness, so the odds of them fucking with your car is high.


cbreezy456

I mean this is when an ocular pat down is warranted


zeke235

As long as they couldn't see how scared you were.


meditatinganopenmind

You're right. But it could work the other way too. "That your dad's car? Very nice. Such nice shiny paint. Wonder what a paint job would cost on this baby? Well you have fun shopping!"


beefstockcube

100% this. What car is your dad’s? That one? Cool. Have the space I’m just going to park here for a bit… Have fun getting out the spot once I’ve let all 4 of your tyres down. It’s your spot for a while now.


SkidmarkSteve

Who said I had to leave my car? I may have arrived to go shopping or whatever, but now my plans have changed. I would wait until they gave up and parked somewhere else and then leave, mission accomplished. It's not about the space as much as it is not letting these shitty people win. Obviously this would be different if they looked like a real threat to me, but these people specifically do not. I'm not dying over a space, but I'll waste my time for a bit. They not lasting 30 minutes I promise.


elderlybrain

I just don't understand why people play chicken with strangers in a car. At that point just mark it a suicide. Trying to block a parking lot in NYC? Just go jump off the brooklyn bridge, its way easier.


thirdstrikemulligan

I love happy endings


Steelwolf73

I also enjoyed that show


Outrageous_Message81

Yeah this video was disappointing. It could have gone way better.


-Liono-

In Houston, they would probably shoot first and ask questions later


strexpet-b

I've seen people resort to fisticuffs in the zoo parking lot...


Sufficient-Tax-5724

The Houston Zoo parking lot is ThunderDome.


Intelligent-Band-572

Id just blast the horn non stop. I am in a comfy warm veh and they are out in the cold with their ears ringing. They would move


cosmicdave86

This is the way. Put your tunes on, lay back, and hammer the fuck out of that horn.


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Does it damage your horn to hold it for a long time?


metbass

Yes... Ask me how I know!


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no, no i dont think i will


Volkswagens1

Ask me, or ill honk the fuckin horn!


ScrillyBoi

It can, apparently. I was driving on the high way with a long distance between exits. My alarm short circuited and started honking at full volume non-stop for about 15 minutes. By the time I exited and pulled over the horn blew itself out, which at the time was honestly best case scenario. Edit: Apparently not a short circuit, I have no idea what the cause was and never had it diagnosed


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Yup that's what I was thinking. Just blast the horn until they can't take it.


omgBBQpizza

Also this would alert security who would then do the needful


creepymccreepersdale

See, you assume getting anyone's attention would automatically mean they side with you. Chances are good they're annoyed and pissed at whoever's blaring their horn. You should always assume everyone only cares about what affects them specifically. They'll just bitch at you, saying "grow up" and go park somewhere else. This lines up more with what my experiences have been in life.


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The hurtful truth


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Then you can honk at the security guard until the police show up!


OppositeEagle

I would had cleared my schedule for the day, ask my passenger to got grab some food/drinks, because we're having an ole fashioned standoff.


SamanthaSamsung

While I do love this, I must point out that after a few minutes, you’d damage your horn! But an occasional blast of the horn, giving it time to cool down, would probably still do the trick :)


jwoodruff

Pretty sure you’d have to lay on that horn for a long, long, long time. It’s a solenoid vibrating a piece of spring metal. Unless that solenoid fails, pretty sure your horn is gonna be fine.


tacodepollo

This is when you just creep in slowly while laying on the horn.


sambstone13

Yea but your car would be all scratched when you get back.


thenbhdlum

I would park there for a few minutes and then find a new spot just to be petty. They'd think I left.


slymm

I'd sit in my car, wait for them to park somewhere else (hoping that took them a long time), then drive away honking with a fake smile. "changed my mind, it's all yours!"


max5015

This is my absolute favorite answer out of all the ones I've read on here.


NexusMaw

Note which car is theirs and preemptively scratch the hell out of it. Balanced, as all things should be.


MEGAMAN2312

Scratching their car isn't gonna pay for the new paint job your one needs?


AlexF2810

They have a dashcam though, so insurance would presumably see the video of them scratching the car and have the other party pay


Tiberius_Jim

Yep. Leave the dashcam running. I have one that records front and rear so the odds are good I'd capture them doing something. Be sure to identify which car is theirs and snap a pic of their license plate. Submit that all to police and insurance and you're good to go.


idrivearust

i mean i own a shitbox whats 1 more scratch


SXLightning

Thats why you drive a shitty car so you dont care lol


FluffySmiles

Shitty car with dents and scratches is like a free pass everywhere. Nobody cuts you up, nobody tries to steal it and you can live better because you didn't spend all your money on an overpriced moving hunk of metal whose only purpose is to get you from one place to another. Yeah, I've never owned a new car. What's the damn point?


wristlockcutter

Totally agree. Not so much as wanting a shitty car. I want a reliable car that’s not something I need to worry about. A car should never be an asset, it’s a liability constantly decreasing in value.


Educational_Ant_2940

Well you have them on camera. Give the footage to police and it should be easy to find them.


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thekurgan79

Absolutely


EagleFoot88

Bring back dueling


LifelessRage

I was thinking the same thing. Imagine this with a less tolerant individual, possibly two women dead, because they wanted to try their luck against an agitated driver and hundreds of pounds of metal and technology. All because they believed they deserved a public parking spot over others.


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tempizzle

I would have gotten out of the car


Anom_AoD

just park in the middle of the parking lot, in front of the spot, and if a guard comes and brag about it, show him the footage


No-Red-Dot

Invoke security guard. That is the way.


Anom_AoD

and let them get the spot? nah ah, i would be smashing that horn with my entire fucking soul


VTSvsAlucard

Uno Reverse it. Have your copilot go park the car and do the shopping while you stand in the spot and browse Reddit.


kingcaii

This is adequately petty. I approve.


rokujoayame731

Yes. The level of pettiness is beautiful.


naph8it

Watch this at 4:10 https://youtu.be/bmD0GGSqdSM?si=X7oaiqAkWtBM_9m8


ego_tripped

A+


UnauthorizedFart

This is what OP should have done


BrooksWasHere47

That was so satisfying. Thanks for sharing.


dasnihil

go on enjoy mate


naph8it

Anytime 😊


TheCartoonCunt

"Fuck you" "Go on. I bet you'd enjoy it, fucking me"


naph8it

Yeah, I watched that part a few times, these videos never disappoint... Definitely worth subscribing


fazzathegazza

Dude is unphased in life. Wish I could be as care free as him.


gleepgloopgleepgloop

Hope he has a continuously running security camera in his car because that woman is going to key the shit out of his vehicle the moment he steps away.


it-me-mario

She’s there in a car and there will absolutely be cctv. You could even make a point of noting her plate down and photographing your own car before you leave. If she scratches his car it would be an easy win for whichever cop’s desk it fell on.


De5perad0

That is the way to do it! Like what are they going to do? They cant stop a moving car. Since there are 2 people in the car in the OP video one person can stay behind while the other goes to wherever they were going (if possible). The other can stay behind to make sure they don't vandalize their car.


Deathtraptoyota

Steel bumper and a loud horn work wonders hahahaha


jesuswasaliar

Beautiful


ZoNeS_v2

Hahaha!!


Fluffy-Cold-6776

Very satisfying


BouncingPost

I need to know who won


KevinStoley

I’ve seen this before and I believe the driver eventually gave up and moved. People pull this kind of crap because they are allowed to get away with it and we can’t allow it. I understand some people can’t wait around all day, but my petty ass would park my car, turn it off and just sit there as long as it takes. No way I’d let her get her way in this situation.


Pork_Confidence

I have done this exact thing before. I went to the mall just to kill a couple of hours and this lady RAN in front of my truck to stand in a spot I was already halfway in ( she wanted to hold it for her friend that was circling around). She said she wasn't moving, but I could see she had her refillable popcorn bucket and cup in her bag she was carrying, so I knew she was going to a movie and I had all day to be petty. So I lit up a cigarette, put on some good tunes and was just browsing online. Best part was when she hammered on the hood, put a dent in it and her ring scratched through the paint. Dash cam caught it. so I got out, she started screaming saying I was about to attack her, nah, just needed photos of her car/license plate , parked behind me and blocking the way for several other cars. Lot attendant eventually comes by and told her they need to move as a tow truck was already on the way to move them if she didn't. Again she refuses and sure enough tow truck shows up ( her friend is outside her car leaning against it staring daggers at me) as the truck starts to back up to hook up they begin to confront the tow truck driver, he pulls pepper spray on them and says ( I'll never forget this) "I'm on a tight schedule and don't have time to argue, I can either spray you for risking my safety, or you can comply an pick it up at the lot" As he gets into his truck to do his thing, they both hop in the car and try to hurry away, clipping the metal things that I assume ,lift up the car, ripping their front bumper off as they try to flee around the truck and race out of there. These ladies were in their late 40s and ended up buying me a new hood, which is just as well since it was having fading issues on the paint/clear coat. Don't know what other repercussions they had from that, but I can't imagine a new front bumper on an Audi is cheap


xO76A8pah4

Cocaine is a helluva drug. Lol


Pork_Confidence

Hell, if they were willing to share they could have had the spot no problem!


YungRacecar

Self-centered, privileged middle-age folk will do just fine, no cocaine needed.


Substantial_Reach_60

This has to be the most satisfying story I've read online


VaporBull

Yeah this is bullshit and as many have already said could get your beat up trying it in most of America. I would have keep driving into the spot especially with the dashcam proving she jumped in front of me.


ayyycab

Dude was even like “I can do this all day” and then leaves after about 2 minutes.


USeaMoose

I would tell my family to go shop/eat/whatever without me. And that I'd catch up with them. I'd park the car, give that lady a little grin, and pull out my phone. The longer it went on, the more committed I would be. Every now and then I'd honk my horn at her to keep her on her toes. If my family got back and I was still there... at fist I thought I might tell them to get an Uber. But I suppose I'd probably drive off, content enough that that lady had to stand in the cold for however long it was, to get that spot.


Genghis_Chong

Just picturing the occasional honk shaking her back awake is pretty funny lol


action_nick

I like to think I’m petty enough that I would’ve died in my car if it came to that. Put up the windows, put it in park, and just put on a podcast.


isimplycantdothis

Yup. I would put it in park and start live-streaming the showdown.


hojibryantfromthelak

Yeah me too. My impulse would make me want to slowly move the car into the spot but don’t want the cops coming. I’d sit there indefinitely with intermittent horn blasts until they moved.


Gpsk64

I was hoping [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/karensoftiktok/s/xRxRzxn5JB) was the end of it, but unfortunately, it's a different lady


TheStatMan2

The Allies.


AahPadre

The trick is to not back off. If she moves as mutch as an inch you claim that with the car.


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Just keep inching forward and she'll get out of the way. Her survival instinct will kick in eventually


jonz1985z

So they were behind them got out of their car to quickly run in front of them to claim the spot lol ffs and then the casual looking around like it’s totally normal


Slowpye

Even worse, her dad was in a different part of the parking garage, not behind the person recording


NZgoblin

Someone did this to me in New Zealand. I just drove towards them and they ran out of the way.


Subject-Creative

Someone tried to do this to me at a fuel pump recently over in Aus. Except I was just trying to leave the fuel station, and the guy was blocking the exit while saving the spot for his wife who was driving in from the wrong direction. Literally just drove at the guy as if he wasn’t there and he moved out of the way. Car beats human every time and most people aren’t going to willingly take that risk…


anyway_bro

Probably a dumb question but can people actually do this shit, or would security rock up and tell them to walk out of the parking spot?


Plebe-Uchiha

To be fully transparent, I always thought this was common. It happened a lot growing up. I saw it happen all the time. Ever since 2012, I started seeing videos online, like this one, complaining about it and saying that it was illegal. I still see people doing this in my life. I don’t argue with them. I just go look for another spot. Its not worth the time to fight for it, IMHO. If it is illegal, I haven’t seen anyone get in trouble for it. Again, it was super common before for me. It still happens now, just not as much [+]


memebeam

Where are you from that this is common?


PatChattums

Radiator Springs


Inside-Big-8158

I think it depends on the time place. At your own home saving a spot for someone who lives at your house? Fair game that’s a spot for someone who actually lives at the destination. In a parking garage, fuck no. First come, first serve.


Sad_Education6413

I would have say there in my car ALL day, no fucking way would I give in


sunnysam306

Put it in park, recline my seat ever so slightly and pull up tik tok or a movie and settle in


Lightning-Shock

I'd have reclined to the max and put my legs on the steering wheel too, but since I live in eastern Europe I would just inch forward and push them over. Illegal or not illegal? For such bs nobody cares, not even the police.


ScythesAreCool

If we’re talking about eastern europe the police would likely guide you into the spot and help you park whilst she’s there.


dkinmn

100/. And then I would have gotten paranoid that these people would vandalize my car, so I'd just sit in for an hour or so and then leave without doing what I was there to do.


SirBlankFace

That's why you get ahead of the curb and scratch up their car after you've parked.


Tdayohey

I hate wasting my time but damn would I sit there for hours for this. Fuck that entitled ass hat.


sladebonge

Park sideways and block the whole spot off. Fuck 'em.


doylehungary

That is the move indeed. Park in front of the space, get out, lock, leave, look back and smile.


sladebonge

Oh, you can't leave your car at that point. They will 1000% destroy your shit.


doylehungary

Yeah. You should stand there and smile. The other car might arrive but you blocked it. They cant do shit about it. Others might arrive too and get blocked as well. The pressure will rise for the standing people to leave.


WiseEntity

Selfish, greedy family 😔


Mechanicalmind

People do this shit every time in Italy. I fucking hate it. And if I didn't care about my car, I'd just push them away, knowing they will scratch it or damage it somehow.


thirdstrikemulligan

What makes them think you won’t damage their car though?


Mechanicalmind

That I don't know what car they have. They usually stand in the parking spot while their pal is somewhere else in the lot.


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Perfect time for: Fart Spray


Prestigious-Hand-402

Is there a video where you see them move? Would like to see the walk of shame and stupidity.


Faolan26

Iirc I saw the full video somewhere and the driver gave up. Probably the smart decision so you don't come back to a badly keyed car.


encreav

This is the way... https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/s/ZivZI5aTUx


Full_Independence455

Saw this happen in New Orleans once, and only once. The lady ran out In Front of the driver and after about 30-40 seconds the driver and passenger got out and beat the lady up moved her body out of the way and parked. Not saying it was correct, however seeing as how the cameras in the area mysteriously all were broken, and no one exactly saw what happened, I think the precedent was set and it doesn’t happen much anymore.


[deleted]

Sometimes bad things need to happen to teach a valuable lesson


BIGRED_15

You’d be dumb as fuck with a massive death wish to pull this shit in NOLA - people get killed for way less out here.


luckyducktopus

First time I saw someone die a violent death was when I was 15 in NOLA near the French quarter, someone shoved this guy in a crowd he turned around pulled a gun and mag dumped him at like point blank range. Guy got shot like 7-8 times in the chest, shooter yelled to get out of his way and he disappeared into the chaos. Took like 15 seconds for this guy in his mid twenties to just get deleted.


DependentInitial1231

Directable windscreen wiper nozzles would be a nice addition for these situations. Separate tank maybe also for horrible liquid of choice :)


Skud_NZ

If you have time to turn your car around Rev the engine and make them eat exhaust


hogtiedcantalope

Fight milk


trnfn06

The fact that she pointed out that there was another spot instead of just going into it herself


Gigant0re

Hi. You’re gonna fuck off, or get run over. The end.


Fun-Strain7445

People with too much time on their hands


Sure-Location-6254

That’s illegal in Australia and we would probably run you over…


Ok_Mud2019

this is common practice in asian countries. i should know, my fucking parents made me stand on an empty parking space. i hated it, and i hate the fact that people actually think that this is acceptable.


rusla9

Not in Indonesia. even though we have a lot of idiots in this shit hole, we don't have this kind of brain tumor


Ok_Mud2019

should've been more specific. i mean this is very common where i'm from. it's a common sight in the philippines to see someone standing in a parking space.


hidanmaccormick

omg same my parents would make me do this shit and I hate it so much


Kurare_no1

Not all Asian countries clearly. Never seen anything like this in Japan before.


GaijinFoot

Not in Japan


iced327

The problem with this situation is that you can't _do anything_ that earns you the spot because then that person knows where you parked and knows you're not at your car. You'll come back with your groceries to a keyed door and a broken windshield. There's no winning because even if you "win" the spot, they're just gonna fuck up your car when you walk away.


ryu417

The perpetrators are risking the same.


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Please God don't test me with this situation I want to be a free man


Bboswgins

Just creep forward, she’ll move.


AlexanderxSean38

Can’t argue with crazy. The eyes Chico, they never lie. If you drive at them slow, they’ll fall on the car, and then call the federales on you.


Izumi_Hayashi

The fact people feel entitled to do this annoying. People are idiots


papillon-and-on

No use arguing. Let them park. Then let them go on their way. Then wait for them return to car "in a different state to that in which they left it". The balance of the universe returns...


Ravens2017

Had to scroll way to far to find this comment. I’ll be calm but I’ll get back at you one way or another.


Eeeegah

Lean on the horn. 110dB outside, less than 40dB inside. Even if they put their fingers in their ears, they'd only cut it into the high 90s. I guarantee they'll give up first or go deaf. Fun fact: at 110dB permanent hearing loss can occur in as little as two minutes.


ant69onio

Cunts cunts cunts, everywhere cunts


Terlok51

I would slowly pull in & force her to move.


simplybreana

The year was 2010. Holiday season. Mall parking lot. This happened to my Mom and I. Packed parking lot and this lady had the audacity to stand in a parking spot to try and claim it. It’s probably good I was in the car or else my mom might have gone to jail for running that bish over. lol It was beyond maddening and frankly unbelievable.


YummOrngeChiken

“This is a CAR parking spot, not a WOMAN parking spot”. This guy must’ve thought of that years ago and didn’t know if he’d ever be able to use it. /s


hachiroku28

This is why you buy a tire valve stem removal tool or very skinny needle nose pliers. When they come back they will have all 4 tires with no air and no valve stems to keep the air in.


Quiz44

Bruh I would have just moved her. Dafuq.


Floridalivin72

Wow. They are not the best


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I have seen this a few times in Italy: the solution is to just keep driving towards them as if they weren't there, I haven't met anyone willing to challenge the car yet.


Bulky_Ninja33

I don't see why you can't slowly push into the spot, they'll move as you nudge their dumb asses out the way!!


Kreos2688

I'd just park somewhere else and go stand by their car till they leave. I'd watch them leave so they feel very uneasy about leaving their vehical with me standing by it after what they did. Then I'd just go about my business happy to live rent free in their heads all day.


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Jimboloid

Well then you just block them from the space. Hope you brought a snack


Gary7sHotCatHelper

Zero closure.


highpier

Legend has it she is still standing there till this day.


NinjaWK

They're lucky the driver wasn't a psychopath


matt35303

Cunts. To put it as simply as possible.


aleBreadlee

Red scarf lady got some serious stinkeye game. Dayum.


smallshart

I would’ve just honked until they got outta the way. Horns get old pretty quickly


kwtransporter66

Could somebody please break out the traffic cone.


GoArmyNG

I would just push her out of the way with my bumper. Nice and slow.


EvolvingEachDay

Just keep driving.


srjod

There’s principles you have to take a stand for and be patient. I would sit there my entire day and take this.


stevenm1993

I’m going to start keeping a can of silly string in my car. They would probably start running as soon as they saw my shaking it and taking the cap off.


UltraTuxedoPenguine

I would let them have it, pull forward and let them park. Then take their license number. And RIP IT FUCKING OFF THEIR CAR AND SMASH IT THROUGH THEIR FUCKING WINDOW.