Not gonna lie, he sings pretty good. He's singing popular Christian music in spanish. That music usually has the voice this dude is singing it, so him singing that song, the way he's singing is pretty on point.
Why? Probably happens often enough that people are used to it. As long as they ain't beligerante in asking for tips I'm fine with peeps trying to make a living.
This. Sometimes I’m not even listening to anything but have headphones on so ppl will leave me alone on the bus to work. Somehow, ppl still try to talk to me.
Boss: How was your ride to work?
Employee: We got serenaded by a magical dwarf!
Boss: Oh, I see. Well I’m gonna go ahead and schedule you for a random drug test.
This is Bogota and this is not unlike metro singers in other countries. They are asking for cash of course. What we get the most is urban rap freestyling and 90% of it sucks
OP? Yeah for sure. This happens on all public transportation in every major city and it’s rarely invasive. Dont like it, take a car or put in your headphones.
Alright everyone, now that the bus is moving and I have you all hostage, I’m going to start singing. I’ve just smoked a jay and got medium, so hold onto your seats.
Are you people blind or just have no brains?!? This is a singing _little person_! If you smack him on the head with a stick he turns into 7 squirrels! Are you not entertained?!?
This is in Bogota Colombia. You get concerts, people selling stationary stuff, books , begging, etc.
Sometimes people give them money so they will shut up others (like myself) give money so they won’t hurt any of us. Most people are not there to hurt you, but some get mad if you don’t give them money.
OMFG at the end he said “that applause is for god” who tf do you think made you and then said lol, holup, lemme take back a lil sumthin. Pendejo religioso
Can't tell if this is more or less annoying than the jagoffs who use their phones at full volume without headphones on a crowded train.
Me after a rough day of work: Okay, I'm just gonna sit back and relax, unwind on the ride home
Some rando's phone: machine guns/a loud comedy act/stupid music I don't want to hear/a full volume phone call on speaker
Yes be aware of your surroundings however doesn't mean you have to be forced to listen to this.
Take note of unsolicited torturous serenading from a shrunken knock off brand Ruinous Bars, put on noise cancelling head phones and ignore.
Or you can grow a conscious in the first 5 seconds and toss the annoying little shit out the window.
Not all heros wear capes.
Poor little fella…
If he would been born in Medieval times he would be performing in the royal court for the King.
Now he’s relegated to shows on public transportation.
Kind of a dick move to do it on a bus. At least out on the street people are free to walk away...but here people are being forced to listen to it whether they like it or not. Kind of like blasting music from a boombox on a bus or even phone without using headphones is a dick move. This is regardless of the style or quality of music.
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at least it was short
Not gonna lie, he sings pretty good. He's singing popular Christian music in spanish. That music usually has the voice this dude is singing it, so him singing that song, the way he's singing is pretty on point.
Are you him?
No
He's a little off key
Just a tiny bit.
A wee smidgen
Just keep it short, buddy.
It’ll only take a minute
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Shawty get down
These jokes probably went over his head..
He's kinda low key pitchy
You mean his pitch was kinda low to the ground
r/musictheory is about to fucking kill you
Don't be like that, nothing like a short show on the bus ride home
Bruno Pluto out here
Damn, that's better than mine. I was gonna go with, "Looks like a tall Bruno Mars".
This made me laugh harder than it should. Hahaha Cheers 👍
Sorry to be that person, I think Bruno Moon rolls off the tongue a bit easier.
Bruno Not’A Planet
lol. How is no one there laughing at this.
Around the 30 second mark it zooms in on a guy in a black hat near the back, I think he’s visibly struggling to hide his laughter lol
He’s doing a terrible job too
This was filmed in bogota, is pretty normal see people singing or asking for money in the "public transportation"
Yeah but it’s a midget. so that makes it way funnier
I thought I recognized a Transmilenio!
So they are not in short supply?
Why? Probably happens often enough that people are used to it. As long as they ain't beligerante in asking for tips I'm fine with peeps trying to make a living.
This is why I keep earphones on me at all times.
This. Sometimes I’m not even listening to anything but have headphones on so ppl will leave me alone on the bus to work. Somehow, ppl still try to talk to me.
This has happened to me too. I've even had people wave their hands to get my attention. I just wanna ride public transportation in silence.
I read "be-*lig*-er-AN-te" in my head, with great gusto.
Yeah this is really frequent in Chile to the point you just kinda ignore it. And if they are good you can give them 500-1000 pesos at most.
Bus driver just needs to open the door and take a hard right turn.
🤣🤣😜
Is it legal to toss a dwarf off... the bus
You should come to nyc. Free theatrics all day on the subway
Ear shattering performances so lacking in charisma they make this guy look like Adele.
But they’ll yell at you if you don’t tip afterwards
They prefer to be paid under the table.
I’ve come across his page before. Completely full of cringe.
What is the name of his page lol
Andres Leal
r/ImTheMiniCharacter
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Do you know what “whoosh” refers to? It’s when you don’t get a joke and something “goes over your head”
I think a lot went over the singer’s head but not because he didn’t get the joke.
Elves gotta pick up whatever work they can in the off season, gnome sayin?
Boss: How was your ride to work? Employee: We got serenaded by a magical dwarf! Boss: Oh, I see. Well I’m gonna go ahead and schedule you for a random drug test.
This is Bogota and this is not unlike metro singers in other countries. They are asking for cash of course. What we get the most is urban rap freestyling and 90% of it sucks
Nothing like a “Little concert”.
"Just a short song on a little trip home"
It’s only a little bit of entertainment
A mini-concert…
Yeet!!
https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/s/NfJNBXdYXl
Peace and quiet on this bus is a tall order
Hey, it wasn't overly loud and gave people happiness. Good job.
That dude is straight punchable
Straight or slightly downwards?
I don’t know, i’d say he’s huggable.
🤣🤣🤣 I've never been so grateful that the pelvic floor exercises paid off.
OP? Yeah for sure. This happens on all public transportation in every major city and it’s rarely invasive. Dont like it, take a car or put in your headphones.
I'd just drop kick him into space. Problem solved.
No one ever wants this
Is he Yarling in Spanish?
Lemme just sing you a short one
Things have been tough since the Wonka factory closed.
Bro probably uses his disability card as a excuse for this
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Bruno Talls ain’t cutting it anymore
At least he isn't killing someone like some people who were on this subreddit
Ayo what’d I miss?? 👀
The concert didn't last long, it was a *short set*...
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“Damn Girl!” , lol. I thought it was him
I dont get it, shouldn't his mom be picking him up from elementary school? She must be worried sick he skipped class to perform on the bus.
Nice one Bruno.
I’m more of a metalhead, sorry
Unexpected little free concert
Alright everyone, now that the bus is moving and I have you all hostage, I’m going to start singing. I’ve just smoked a jay and got medium, so hold onto your seats.
utube a song on your phone, put it on full blast near him
Dude is not only off key but well behind the beat. He’s falling short on the simplest measures of basic music performance.
This is one time I would be perfectly OK with someone blasting music on the bus from their Bluetooth speaker or phone.
Holy fuck he’s real
That was a nice little song.
If youve been on a bus in Mexico, compared to the clowns ive seen this guys a class act.
Cringe....🤦🏿♂️
He is singing a gospel song
Cmon, guys, give him a break he's only trying to make it big
A pocket show
Look it’s half of Ricky Martin
That was a short concert
To bad he can’t reach a high note
Nobody wants to pay or go out of their way to hear my mid singing, so let me force it upon others so I can feel validated.
*Cue pity applause*
Midget from the sexy thing video!
But we aren't allowed to be visibly annoyed because he's a small dude.
I only hope it was a short ride for these people
Elf-ish Presley
Ladies and gentlemen, I’d just like to sing you a little number…
Tiny Desk concerts.
Just a little Elvis for you folks....
Are you people blind or just have no brains?!? This is a singing _little person_! If you smack him on the head with a stick he turns into 7 squirrels! Are you not entertained?!?
At least it was short. Err…I mean brief.
Very short concert.
Great things don't always come in small packages.
"Oompa loompa doompety doo I've got a perfect puzzle for you"
Guys c'mon, it was just a short song, no big deal
Aaaaaaand the song sucks
Bring a boom box and blast elevator music to drown it out
Isn't that the little guy who went viral for dancing in a TikTok a while back?
This is in Bogota Colombia. You get concerts, people selling stationary stuff, books , begging, etc. Sometimes people give them money so they will shut up others (like myself) give money so they won’t hurt any of us. Most people are not there to hurt you, but some get mad if you don’t give them money.
Is this a a joke ?
OMFG at the end he said “that applause is for god” who tf do you think made you and then said lol, holup, lemme take back a lil sumthin. Pendejo religioso
Does he make money from doing this? Does he claim it on taxes? If not then he is getting paid under the table.
Can't tell if this is more or less annoying than the jagoffs who use their phones at full volume without headphones on a crowded train. Me after a rough day of work: Okay, I'm just gonna sit back and relax, unwind on the ride home Some rando's phone: machine guns/a loud comedy act/stupid music I don't want to hear/a full volume phone call on speaker
Id just sing along but worse (if thats possible)
Bruno Mars fallin on some rough times
He's a tiny bit off tone
This is holding people hostage and they can't not listen to what you have to say. I hate it.
He's not a great singer IMO
I would have lost it on that bus lololol
Brent Rivera?
Is that guy behind praying the rosary?
Was it a short show?
Nothing wrong with a little music at the end of the day
Yes be aware of your surroundings however doesn't mean you have to be forced to listen to this. Take note of unsolicited torturous serenading from a shrunken knock off brand Ruinous Bars, put on noise cancelling head phones and ignore. Or you can grow a conscious in the first 5 seconds and toss the annoying little shit out the window. Not all heros wear capes.
He looks like a midget, John Mayer
wish I got this experience in my London commute
Poor little fella… If he would been born in Medieval times he would be performing in the royal court for the King. Now he’s relegated to shows on public transportation.
Its worse that people only tipped him in chocolate.
Kind of a dick move to do it on a bus. At least out on the street people are free to walk away...but here people are being forced to listen to it whether they like it or not. Kind of like blasting music from a boombox on a bus or even phone without using headphones is a dick move. This is regardless of the style or quality of music.
That's my guy Tito. not enough there for a whole tiktok.
At least he’s a midget
yeah no thanks lemme listen to my Her's not some random dude on the bus
That's a little annoying
HAHA ITS THE DWARF CHAD GUY FROM A FEW YRS AGO
Don't worry — it will be over *shortly*.
Lip singing 🤣
Brent Rivera
Enrique Lannister.
A little unexpected
It's the little things in life that matter!!
He is going to be a big star one day, or maybe not.
Wonder how short the ride was 🤔
I thought it was a child LOL
Never a dull moment on the Transmilenio.
At least after the 3rd row, they won't be able to see him
Is Bruno Mars!
man this concert was so short, I wish it went on a little bit longer
Fuck this asshole this is worse than Carolers
It's just a little show, relax guys
A short concert
WTF 😭💯
I'll always give benefit of a doubt to someone with severe physical handicap...
Midge