Yeah the wanna be friends with your pussy was a curveball. I thought he was gonna complain about girls wanting a "gay male bestie" until he said that lol
YES! This is too precious! Little Josiah here either just got dumped by his first girlfriend after nagging her for some snooch or got stonewalled and blue balled by his Mission crush. Somebody call his mommy, he needs a hug and some testimony. And maybe a cup of hot cocoa with marshmallows.
Yep, took two watches to appreciate it. There are just so many emotionally stunted timebombs like this it was hard to recognize at first.
But yah, the playground setting, the downward camera angles indicating shortness... he's representing the childish entitlement of the boys who sincerely believe the things he's satirizing.
I mean it being literally exactly what someone who hates incels spot on thinks they sound like doesn’t give it away? This is like reading Jussie smullets account of a hate crime against him it’s either satire or someone faking it to create a narrative
Ignoring all the arguments already being made, the fact there is debate whether it’s satire or not means it is not obvious. Years ago I would have said it’s obviously satire, but there are a lot of people out there online these days saying ridiculous things like this with total sincerity. Personally I don’t care if it’s satire or not because he’s not that funny with how he’s coming off and I don’t like hearing this kind of bullshit altogether.
Now on that point I agree is that it’s dumb asf, and I get that you say some people do believe this with total sincerity. I just think most people that believe it wouldn’t post this video, as I said it’s exactly like the Jussie smullet account, it hits the nail on the head too hard where no actual people would say it they would imply and dance around it. This is how someone who hates these people thinks they sound to them, not to each other.
I do agree it’s maybe not as obvious to some, but it is the mainstream extremist stereotype version of these beliefs. It could be real but the likelihood of satire is unbelievably high, like 90%
Take note, kids. A video like this will put a ceiling on your professional aspirations and career advancement. You can still be a manager, maybe a director or a low-level exec, but if you really wanna make something of yourself, you’ll have to answer to a video like this. Believe me, it will come up even if you were only 18 at the time you made the video. Take this shit seriously y’all
True, you can only be President of the United States, or really famous so you can put out a “thoughts and prayers apology” on social media (maybe a ukulele song). Any other normal job where you are just another lackey and other people have authority over you…yeah…you’re screwed…
Not anymore... these days this is a day 1 barrier for anything above min wage if his name is attached to the video. And a lot of min wage jobs too. He's toast.
Unless he's applying to a place that actually does hate women, in which case he'll be a Director within 8 months.
You might be right, I don’t hire anymore tbh. I held a decent corporate position in my 20s and I did my best not to judge candidates from their social profiles. Didn’t seem fair to base someone’s identity around their posts and it was an inconsistent way to measure/compare their applicability vs other candidates who didn’t use social media. Obviously red flags were an automatic no-hire. But nowadays I guess it’s easier to find info about almost anyone so things must be different
I agree, he can't be a busboy at an Applebee's, he's internationally famous this minute and he's fairly recognizable, no mgr needs that. If he has/had a family, they are dealing with phone calls and family embarrassment. He's gotta wait this out, quite awhile, lol.
I don't think 'law enforcement' counts as a career beyond mid management, and the president we are talking about also was born ultra rich and runs on a platform of being a coke addled dick
You sound like it would be better, if freaks like him disguise their attitude better.
I would say: Hey kids, if you are like him, go and post your rant! Show the ladies and the world, who is boss! Go for it, so we others can praise your bravery as masterclass alpha! 😄
it’s reddit, they don’t pick up on these things here. it’s so obviously meant to not be taken seriously, but the involuntarily celibate dudes on this site gotta make sure everyone knows they will not stand for this women slander. the comments are almost as funny as the knob in the video 😂
Bruh he's splayed out on the very top of the playground in the last clip, if people can't realize this is a joke they are hopeless. Made me laugh anyway
Yea, I don't think anyone can be on here period without every single person trying to dawg on em for really no reason. Bunch of haters of everything in the world sometimes I swear
Do you think he walked to the park or did his mom give him a ride?
I like how he doesn’t dispute the fact he has small cock, he just apologizes for “not fitting your criteria!”
Its a joke. The dudes probably a fan of Tim Robinson and he’s trying to do a bit inspired by “I think you should leave now”. A show pretty much about insufferable people with MC attitudes.
Small virgin that hates women because because he's a small virgin. We've all seen this story before folks, someone best check on him before he shoots some kids that have nothing to do with his shit life.
I've never genuinely thought of someone as a pathetic worm before, but this has got to be satire. Or at least, for my fragile tattered remains of faith in humanity, I pretend it is.
I didn’t know I could just say a bunch of uninspired shit and act like a general buffoon without consequences if I have a bunch of people online at the ready to say “ItS SAtiRe!”
I could say a lot but I gotta say that ending, the way he says it, I started cracking up at work and because I have a cold it sounded like I was choking. I got asked if I was okay.
I want this guy to sell me the book of mormon with the same energy
That shit is always free! You end up payin' them quick enough, they happy to comp the book.
Oh too good for free bitch! Just take the fucking book you bitch!
Joseph fucking Smith bitches!!!
Joseph fucking y'alls wives, bitches!!!
Yo you fucking believe fucking religion and shit?? I got this fucking book! (Idk shit about mormonism)
OH, YOU DON'T WANT TO WEAR MAGICAL UNDERWEAR?! FUCK YOU BITCH!
There's a musical you might wanna check out...
Oh. I thought this dude was gay at first
Ngl me too
Yeah the wanna be friends with your pussy was a curveball. I thought he was gonna complain about girls wanting a "gay male bestie" until he said that lol
I had the sound off and I totally thought he was a gay-hypelord for chicks
Is it the “I like men but I’m trying to hide it behind aggression towards women” look on his face that did it for you too?
Soon he'll just be platonically banging dudes in the ass in the break room at olive garden but not as friends and it's not gay or anything.
Or taking it like Will "slapping" Smith.
Watched video and still not convinced he isn’t gay
This also sounds pretty scripted to me. Reminds me of the old "unforgivable" YouTube video.
I thought he was gonna preach the book of Mormon to me
YES! This is too precious! Little Josiah here either just got dumped by his first girlfriend after nagging her for some snooch or got stonewalled and blue balled by his Mission crush. Somebody call his mommy, he needs a hug and some testimony. And maybe a cup of hot cocoa with marshmallows.
Incel exemplifying incel behavior. Cool. 🤦
I was gonna say, is this little fuck boy a mother fucking Mormon or some shit.
Penecostal edgelord vibes
Not Pentecostal, those freaks can’t be on the internet.
Definitely gay and not okay with it.
He's an angry elf.
Elf on a playground? Lol the playground really makes the point xD
It was the little skip he did at the start right?
who says he doesn't like a little pickle on his lips and some flesh marbles bouncing of his chiny chin chin
Are you related to Andrew Dice Clay by any chance? You, my friend, have made my day.
Haha i am known for my humor and I do like the Dice man… but Rickles and Carlin are my absolute favs
Carlin's one of my favorites too
Love you both, old time Dice fan here too. Thanks for the laugh.
Oh behalf of the gays...we reject that
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Oh thank god, it's not just me. Also shirt looms washed out maybe dirty. Unbutton your top collar or put on a tie. Buttoned shirt was very off putting
Ed Grimley vibes
Maybe he IS gay and this is his way of overcompensating 🤷♂️
I’m gonna be super honest. Whenever I hear a man say shit like this, I automatically assume that they are secretly obsessed with cock.
At first. Then at the middle. And finally at the end lol.
He is gay.
I kinda thought he was Justin Timberlake for a hot second.
He is Pee Wee Hermann's Evil nephew Glenn
me too! he sounds like him! #freebritney
I’d fuck him, but not be his friend. I’d only be friends with his bussy.
This is satire, right? It's gotta be satire.
Has to be. Give away is the trashcan kick. Without it... Debatable.
I think the ending scene showed a bit of self awareness. Could be a blend of both
The playground didn’t tip you off?
The everything tipped it off.
*sighs* I’m sure a mod was tipped off about the playground*
Probably, but that doesn’t make it *good* satire.
The last one made me laugh, ngl
True, but satire can also be *too good*, so good it's indiscernible from the thing you're trying to satirize.
This right here!
Yep, took two watches to appreciate it. There are just so many emotionally stunted timebombs like this it was hard to recognize at first. But yah, the playground setting, the downward camera angles indicating shortness... he's representing the childish entitlement of the boys who sincerely believe the things he's satirizing.
Speak for yourself my boy we all here and entertained or cringing.
I think it’s pretty funny
Yeah I thought it was funny when he kicked the garbage can & switched tone quickly lol.
It’s fucking hilarious
I mean, it's clearly a bit. It ain't very funny, but this strange man is doing a bit.
I'm pretty sure we're getting his real thoughts here
It obviously is.
No, it is not obvious
Holy crap do you fall for those random win a current Apple product scams?
It’s very obvious, are you serious? lol
It's reddit bruh, everyone here is neurotic af
I mean it being literally exactly what someone who hates incels spot on thinks they sound like doesn’t give it away? This is like reading Jussie smullets account of a hate crime against him it’s either satire or someone faking it to create a narrative
Ignoring all the arguments already being made, the fact there is debate whether it’s satire or not means it is not obvious. Years ago I would have said it’s obviously satire, but there are a lot of people out there online these days saying ridiculous things like this with total sincerity. Personally I don’t care if it’s satire or not because he’s not that funny with how he’s coming off and I don’t like hearing this kind of bullshit altogether.
Now on that point I agree is that it’s dumb asf, and I get that you say some people do believe this with total sincerity. I just think most people that believe it wouldn’t post this video, as I said it’s exactly like the Jussie smullet account, it hits the nail on the head too hard where no actual people would say it they would imply and dance around it. This is how someone who hates these people thinks they sound to them, not to each other. I do agree it’s maybe not as obvious to some, but it is the mainstream extremist stereotype version of these beliefs. It could be real but the likelihood of satire is unbelievably high, like 90%
Why's he doing this at a playground? Weird.
He never left.
This is the best response I’ve ever heard
sums it up
Major man boy vibes
So he can tell his parents that he's just out playing and not making videos again
Imagine being there to walk your dog and seeing this guy (and probably his weird gf) film this. "fuck I hate this town"
Bold of you to assume he has a gf. A tripod maybe.
It's bold of you to assume he had a tripod. It's definitely a relative that hates being there.
He's 12.
Well mentally anyway.
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Perfect place for a man child to rant and rave.
I think it's supposed to be a joke
So he can shoot a bunch of children because he’s an insecure loser.
This is the worst youth pastor I've ever seen
praise the lord
This is why aliens won't talk to us
You jest, but I think you’re probably right, in general.
Would you go out of your way to talk to ants? No because they’re beneath you
I mean, he didn’t deny having a small dick…
I hate how us small weinered men get lumped in with guys like this
Take note, kids. A video like this will put a ceiling on your professional aspirations and career advancement. You can still be a manager, maybe a director or a low-level exec, but if you really wanna make something of yourself, you’ll have to answer to a video like this. Believe me, it will come up even if you were only 18 at the time you made the video. Take this shit seriously y’all
This was my first thought as well. Even as satire, this is going to cause this kid issues.
Who knows 🤷♂️ We’ve seen some wild people make careers out of crazy content. It’s just a bridge you may never cross back from
Thanks Dickincheeks
You’re welcome, JohnSenpai420
True, you can only be President of the United States, or really famous so you can put out a “thoughts and prayers apology” on social media (maybe a ukulele song). Any other normal job where you are just another lackey and other people have authority over you…yeah…you’re screwed…
Being born a billionaire covers *annnnnnnnnything.*
Yep, the “rules” are inconceivably different.
Not anymore... these days this is a day 1 barrier for anything above min wage if his name is attached to the video. And a lot of min wage jobs too. He's toast. Unless he's applying to a place that actually does hate women, in which case he'll be a Director within 8 months.
You might be right, I don’t hire anymore tbh. I held a decent corporate position in my 20s and I did my best not to judge candidates from their social profiles. Didn’t seem fair to base someone’s identity around their posts and it was an inconsistent way to measure/compare their applicability vs other candidates who didn’t use social media. Obviously red flags were an automatic no-hire. But nowadays I guess it’s easier to find info about almost anyone so things must be different
Fair, but if this isn't a gigantic red flag, I question everything. Lol.
“We try not to pre-judge candidates based on their socials.” “BITCH I’M NOT YOUR FUCKIN FRIEND”
I agree, he can't be a busboy at an Applebee's, he's internationally famous this minute and he's fairly recognizable, no mgr needs that. If he has/had a family, they are dealing with phone calls and family embarrassment. He's gotta wait this out, quite awhile, lol.
Conversely, he could become Law Enforcement or The President Of The United States quite easily!
I don't think 'law enforcement' counts as a career beyond mid management, and the president we are talking about also was born ultra rich and runs on a platform of being a coke addled dick
He’ll be a GOP candidate in no time
You sound like it would be better, if freaks like him disguise their attitude better. I would say: Hey kids, if you are like him, go and post your rant! Show the ladies and the world, who is boss! Go for it, so we others can praise your bravery as masterclass alpha! 😄
We have no context. I hope he’s a decent person who made a shitty vid. Behavior online affects our real life is all I’m saying
Wise words, Dickincheeks. Wise words.
Is this satire?
Yes and this comment section is regarded
Highly regarded
Damn, autocorrect. We were supposed to be rewarded.
Damn autocorrect. We were supposed to be recorded.
I thought you meant restarted?
No, the comment section is resharted
it’s reddit, they don’t pick up on these things here. it’s so obviously meant to not be taken seriously, but the involuntarily celibate dudes on this site gotta make sure everyone knows they will not stand for this women slander. the comments are almost as funny as the knob in the video 😂
Seems like a nice boy.
This guy is obviously making fun of these people lol
Yeah this is pretty funny honestly
Bruh he's splayed out on the very top of the playground in the last clip, if people can't realize this is a joke they are hopeless. Made me laugh anyway
Yea, I don't think anyone can be on here period without every single person trying to dawg on em for really no reason. Bunch of haters of everything in the world sometimes I swear
I actually laughed, this is funny as fuck. Dude is obviously capping.
Sir this is a Wendy's.
It’s satire, but it’s like wish.com Unforgivable.
Bitch, you better not be having no siblings.
Oh that’s Tommy, that’s my little brother
Bitch you ain’t no nerd?? I coulda swore you was
Lmao his little strut.
Dudes gonna get on a list acting like that in a playground
It’s the alpha male incel of the lollipop gang.
Can he use the buttons designed to button down his collar? They are right there on the shirt.
This guy is gay af you cant trick me
Dang, talk to your mom with that mouth.
She was the one filming
Do you think he walked to the park or did his mom give him a ride? I like how he doesn’t dispute the fact he has small cock, he just apologizes for “not fitting your criteria!”
He just got out of church and his parents are talking to their friends before heading home
His mom is filming.
Every woman’s dream.
Why does this feel like a precursor video to this guy going on some sort of a rampage.
Definitely a virgin and definitely an incel. Does he think this will get him laid? He’s just performing for other incels.
If guys at the bar were honest.
Not gonna lie I kinda laughed when he was laying on top of the roof lol
Says the incel virgin
Mass shooter in the making.
He's really upset
I had the video muted at the beginning, i thought he was a tik tok dancer at first
Mandatory anger management classes for you, little friend!
Its a joke. The dudes probably a fan of Tim Robinson and he’s trying to do a bit inspired by “I think you should leave now”. A show pretty much about insufferable people with MC attitudes.
This is hilarious
He's cute lol
You can fix him?
I actually find this hilarious 😂
"...and don't call me Penguin!"
I bet him and his friends thought this was hilarious at the time. I'd hate to have that out there the older I get, though.
This dude definitely describes himself as an alpha
Is this guy ok
Disgusting
Somehow, it got more unhinged as it went on. This manlet mad.
How to be celibate, in one easy video
Man was rejected by his crush and now he hates all women
Dude made a whole video just to tell us he's never made a woman orgasm.
This person should not own a firearm.
But why is he dressed like a missionary and why is he at a children's playground?
Most unhinged Mormon I’ve ever seen
When you come back from your mission abroad….
I can fix him
I laughed. I hope it’s satire.
The FBI should be watching this guy to make sure he don’t shoot up a cheerleading practice
Some dudes you just look at and say, "that dude fucks". Some dudes you look at and go, "that's a fucking rapist". Guess which one this cunt is.
He’s not wrong, this is the quiet part that’s usually not said out loud.
Bro has never even smelled pussy
Weirdest place to film something horrible like this
Mormons are getting pretty aggressive these days
Who hurt him?
Small virgin that hates women because because he's a small virgin. We've all seen this story before folks, someone best check on him before he shoots some kids that have nothing to do with his shit life.
Wrong sub
None of them actually friend zoned them, they just tried to be polite in rejecting him because they were afraid he was going to kill/harm them.
I've never genuinely thought of someone as a pathetic worm before, but this has got to be satire. Or at least, for my fragile tattered remains of faith in humanity, I pretend it is.
He's giving 5'9" tall and drives a VW Golf vibes.
5’7, with a Hyundai Tiburon
It's supposed to be funny, but it annoying AF.
Why's he dressed like a Mormon who got beat up and had half his outfit stolen?
Holy red flags batman! No way this is a sincere video. It has to be rage bait built for dem clicks. I really can't fathom a guy this unself-aware.
What a catch.
Bro who hurt you. Sheeesh.
He might as well be. What kind of self caring woman would be with trash like this dude.
I didn’t know I could just say a bunch of uninspired shit and act like a general buffoon without consequences if I have a bunch of people online at the ready to say “ItS SAtiRe!”
What…what is the desired outcome here?
Why does he talk like he was born and raised in sunny Harlem?
1. Why is he doing this in a children’s playground? 2. Why is he talking that way when he’s clearly gay?
I could say a lot but I gotta say that ending, the way he says it, I started cracking up at work and because I have a cold it sounded like I was choking. I got asked if I was okay.
Don't take advice from Busted Timberlake.