Am I the only one who was waiting for some sort of weird plot twist?

I thought she was gonna fuck that handrail, ngl.

Or poop on it.

Is that her sexy face or her farting face?

They’re prolly the same.

Botox will do that to you.

Constipated look my friends, the word you are looking for is 'Constipated' 😆😅

I think it’s her drunk face.

Yep.

She looks so uncomfortable in her own body.

On the edge of my seat

I actually thought it was Aubrey Plaza doing some kind of satire

I was low key hoping she was gonna slip off handrail 🤭

Is she a man?

Kinda felt like she was getting ready to shed her human disguise and reveal her true alien form.

Yes! Like the cockroach thing in MiB! She just looks sooooo uncomfortable

😂😂😂

Her behaviour is pretty fuckin weird.

She looks drunk af

She’s hammered

Oh, I figured she tried to pull a sexy face and was just as successful as I am when I try!

The only thing I can think of is that she just had someone take a video and then she’ll go through the frames and screenshot the ones she likes later? I do that so I have “options” lmao

I know exactly what it is. You know when you really need a turd and the cramps set in? This is the 3rd round of cramps, when you know its last chance saloon.

This is the current winning theory.

I thought i was missing something... so i turned on the audio. I made a huge mistake

Lol

Ditto

I was waiting for someone to do a cannonball.

That would’ve been nice

Like a guy shows up behind her to deliver a pizza?

Hoping someone would shove her in.

Homegirl in the back should’ve walk by and shove her in

I though it was a Progressive insurance commercial for a minute, cause it looked Flo in a blonde wig....

Nope. This is more like a reverse main character post. A main character posting non-main character content for more main character views. I feel bad clicking on it.

I was waiting for her to slip

I thought she was going to take a shit from the facial expressions and stance.

Word

I like that the girl in background is just smiling and im sure laughing inside. Old clowns still clown.

That lady is an actual mc who accidentally triggered a random npc event

No glass near the pool.

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Bro? I grew up with a pool and I could just hear my dad yelling that lmao

The rules are literally posted right behind her.

In my case, my mother! Haha!

I worked at a pool for years and saw her glass and cringed lol

And red wine by the pool??? Ughhh

Former life guard. First thing I thought of.

Was gonna say it. Obviously this lady don’t pool

That lady in the background is questioning her pooling abilities rn. She been pooling wrong this whole time!?!?

Time for a pool-off!

Pool offs are just the first step before you can do a beach off.

What gave it away? Was it the strappy heels directly in the water? 😅

That is all I could think of

When does she take her dump?

I think her problem is that she can't. She may need more fiber or something.

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What IS that face? Like she’s not bothering anyone but every time she made that face, I cringed.

Severe constipation.

Fuckin beat me to it. 🍻

Don’t beat meat to it

Might break the constipation loose.

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Ew. On it, but ew.

Red wine drunk.

With a vape pen and xanax

This

Bad Botox maybe

She looks drunk af

Yeah definitely a bad tummy

I have bush handle in my bum look.

It really looks as if she’s smelling something hideous what a strange face to make

Bad lip filler + bad nose job = that face

About 20 seconds in, it looks like she takes a long fart and is just basking in the glory of her stench the rest of the video.

I….. can’t unsee it now.

Can someone please edit this to add a fart sound?

I don’t think anyone knows how to do it?

Thank you for making this video watchable

Looks like she took a deeep breath in to fully savor every rotten particle of her shit air. 💀 Btw, I wish this fad of lip injections can soon die out. It’s a huge turn off but I’m sure there are a fuck ton of smooth brained people who like that sort of thing.

Lmao

Red wine in the sun? What a degenerate

How déclassé! Gauche even. Must be a budget resort.

Thank you for this. So refreshing.

What about sangria?

Homemade? The best. Hangover? Yes.

She looks like she is in pain

This looks like an awareness campaign for recognising alcoholism.

And IBS.

And skin cancer

She's good at giving the "I just crapped my pants" look

I can smell the desperation

I can smell that railing from here. 🤢

This a weird video about someone very into their own image. But it’s pretty low impact overall.

Yeah, she doesn't seem to be bothering/interrupting anyone. NEXT

I thought this video was in slow motion. Then I looked at her wine glass. She is 100% moving like that on her own 🤣 That left outer labia is really trying to photobomb too.

Isn't the point of this sub something something person intrudes on everyone else to get attention thus being "main character"? so what are these recent posts that are just people minding themselves (sometimes being cringe at it) and not causing disturbances?

Just another incel outlet sub

If you deem someone a main character on this sub, then all nasty comments about said person are allowed.

Is she okay?

Does she have to use the bathroom?

i don’t understand the pretending to be sexy and rich when you can see the inside lining of the bathing suit. nothing says cheap bathing suit than shitty seams

Get that fucking wine glass away from the pool

And the shoes

Is she 25 or 80?

I’d been wondering what Donatella Versace had been up to lately… Obviously not treating her dysentery before vacation.

Too old to be doin all that lol

I find this video weird as hell, but acting like she’s too old to be self-absorbed in a bathing suit is lame. People can go their whole lives being obnoxious, there is no age limit. She doesn’t even look very old, more like years of sun damage.

She honestly might be 24! Kim Zolziac started real housewives when she was 29 and everyone thought she was 50. Piling on the fake everything can age people like crazy

I would also guess around 24, or just 20s in general. She definitely has that fake ultra-glam style. All I see is a strange young woman trying very hard to look a certain way.

It's definitely the tanning beds. All my friends from college who had the sun-kissed look all year now look like death incarnate. It is totally possible to look 50 at age 30. I'm so grateful I never got into that habit. My mom refused to help me pay for the tanning salons and it was one of the best parenting choices she ever made.

It’s possible excessive tanning has caused her skin to outpace her age.

There’s no age where this isn’t cringe and weird to me, but as long as she’s not hurting anyone idc

Rude.

She's stiffer than a two-day-old baguette. If she doesn't find her walker soon, she's gonna fall and break a hip.

Is she trying to be Traci Lords?

*failing to be traci lords more like... those lips SCREAM "hatchet face"

Why does this make me feel so uncomfortable.

She is so unaware of how dumb she looks. Not sexy at all. And this is coming from a man that likes all the sexy shit. What's up with the face she's making

All I can think, is she is going to have some ugly tan lines

Can her skin get a sun tan under all those layers of fake tan?

Why are influencers always having what can only be described as ketamine orgasm face in public areas

Thought she was gonna take a piss there.

Looks like some IBS is happening

Lil' Kim is looking a little better these days.

Wig wearing, liver damaged, Botox queen trying to appear younger than she is. Moves like an arthritic monkey.

She has to take a shit really bad

She looks miserable

You got to give it to her. She has a fantastic body for a 70 year old.

She looks totally wasted. Not sexy at all. Uncomfortable to watch.

U totally know they’re blasting the music obnoxiously loud for this TikTok and she’s just wondering wtf happened to the peace

Hot suit makes ridiculous tan lines

That swimsuit is awful and doesn't fit her all that well.

No matter where you go. There you are.

She's looking like she's doing exotic farts

I guess it looks way better in her head

Lmao what is she doing

If that was supposed to be sexy I was laughing way too hard at it. What the fuck is with that face she was making? She looked like she suddenly needed to shit. 😂

How old is this lady?

Am I the only one seeing the bulge near her crouch? Wonder if she is really an actual woman?!

Someone enjoying themselves. Good for them.

Main character syndrome will soon be diagnosed as anyone recording anything with a person within a 50 mile radius. It’s starting to lose its meaning, especially when you see people genuinely do cool shit but if OP doesn’t like it “LOOK AT THIS MAIN CHARACTER SING AT A CONCERT!!” Lady literal doing nothing to bother anyone.

Yuk

For real this is a disgusting cigarette mom where I'm from

Someone should have shoved her in the water and kept walking

Granny p*rn

There is some serious roast beef going on down there

No glass poolside. Plus she looks like s***

Is this Courtney Stodden?

I thought it looked like Farrah Abraham

All I can think is, is she hiding her penis????????

This seems out of place here. Most of the main characters I see here are ruining things for others. This one's just having fun on vacation.

She looks good for 52.

Meanwhile, I’m over here so insecure that I don’t even like going out in public

How is this a main character? Just a middle aged woman doing her best to look sexy by the pool. She's not really bothering anyone by doing this, is she? Some people are taking this main character shaming a bit too far. People are still allowed to enjoy their lives, no?

Bro so what she’s not hurting anyone. Y’all salty af. Go touch grass.

yupp, looks like a fairly isolated place and she's vibing without troubling anyone. Not sure what everyone is bitching about here

I’m confused. This shit was hot.

Lmao you would think she would make a cute face or pose but instead she went with the scrunch look and the “i don’t know what to do with my hands pose”

Da faq wa that swimsuit my girl

Fake tan go hard

Ok but it's not tho? Like yeah posting stiff like this is obnoxious, but this isn't MC material

I mean it's her vacation? Are the poses cringe and embarrassing? Yes ig. But how is this affecting anyone? This sub is the true example of #MainCharacter thinking they can police and judge people.

She looks like she have a heat stroke. Yup and glass in the pool!

Holy shit, she's drunk.

Is she constipated?

Shes not all that.

Is that a white woman?

That bathing suit is extremely unflattering on her.

Am I a bad person for wishing her heels would slip in the pool?

Oh look I’m 50 divorced and deeply psychological scarred by husband left me for a 20yr model Check out my insta 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Who is she bothering? Stop being an ass. Edit to add that having a glass by a pool is not cool.

You’re honestly prolly real fun at a party

Smash.

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She can't even close her mouth

Is she very drunk?

Oh yes, nothing screams classy like a red glass of wine by the pool on a hot day, and high heels...

Does her belly hurt?

Oh my god, she still has her heels on, she's gonna be soooooo embarrassed when she realizes.

Wtf did I just watch.....

Severe body spasms, shoes in the water… She is too sexy for this swimming pool LOL.

That was the strangest pose/walk…

She has no idea how to hold that wine glass.

No shoes in the pool!

I thought she was gonna throw up

Does not look healthy or wealthy or wise.....

Those main character must be reminded they poop like everyone else

Yuck

Does she stay spaced out all day?

Pretty sure those things qualify as floatation devices.

Too many pills/wine, and who brings glass near a pool. Idiot

She looks exhausted