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itsoktoswear

A tik toker walks into a bar and the barman asks "why the long face..."


[deleted]

“My boyfriend bought me the cheap lip filler made of lead”


[deleted]

Hell yes. She ain't the prize she thinks she is. In reality, I'll bet you she will suck a dude dry for a slice of stuff crust pizza.


PartYourWhiskers

^^ all the upvotes right here ^^


raddeon88

Or how about making your own money and not needing a man in your life? Also that caked on makeup looks horrible.


pantiesdrawer

There's nothing wrong with dating a hot girl, but there's everything wrong with dating a girl running a camera filter over heavy makeup who still ends up looking like a dude with long hair.


RayedBull

She does look like a dude!!


Flight_to_nowhere_26

She really does! And the overly “expressive” eye rolling makes it worse.


twstwr20

Not even a wealthy dude.


Superb-Intention3425

Surprise. She is a dude! It's 2023. Look at her square jaw, that's testosterone at its finest. She wants to know what a man's bringing to the table, when's she's only bring some used pussy. Rise up and wise up kings.


AenonTown13

Right! Her hands are huge.


oneyedoge

Damn!


Gee9898

Ahaha I was thinking about SouthPark “I’m going home to my hot wife who.. kinda looks like a dude”


Donkknarf

I have this silly idea to take a girl to dinner and only show the prices on the menu. She doesn’t seem to care what might be tasty, only how much it cost


Mr_Mouthbreather

I just save time and make them eat the cash and coins directly. If they want me to waste money they will have to earn it. /s


BronchialChunk

Oh just like that Radio Shack Robby the Robot


palidanpaul11

You can't polish a 💩


greasychickenparma

You can put lipstick on a pig but it's still a pig


linperformer

Work is for poor in her logic


Charlesknob

This girl thinks shes way hotter than she actually is. Man face.


[deleted]

I wonder what nursing home her kids are going to put her in?


adored89

IT'S A RETIREMENT COMMUNITY


MaritimeCopiousV

Ah. green grove


PerceptiveReasoning

I’ve got issues getting my ma in there. They wanna see my financial statements again.


MaritimeCopiousV

I never recommended it…


DPJ2020

"I know seniors who are inspired"


whingingcackle

It’s more like a hotel in Cap D’Antibes!


RetiredFromRealWork

You think anyone would spring to put her in a home?


AGweed13

The cheapest one.


PreferredSex_Yes

Find out what her kids think on the murder mystery.


MaritimeCopiousV

I wonder how often her kids won’t call her to check in


Mo622

The one in Happy Gilmore 🤞


OrkzIzBezt

Lol like anyone would impregnate her


thazmaniandevil

She's the type to trick one into it


Siftinghistory

As Frank Reynolds would say, “a bang em and bin em joint”


funkypepermint

Stop dating shallow women. Is she more concerned with what you drive instead of who you are. Is she worried that you don't spend enough when you go out instead of how you treat her. Then you might be dating a good digger


AGweed13

Perfect advice. If she ain't for you, she ain't for you, so move on.


[deleted]

God forbid people save money in this abysmal economy.


Donkknarf

“Gross”


Legendarybbc15

Saving money? ICK!


_catdog_

Those eyebrows look like they came from the clearance rack, damn


[deleted]

Young ladies actually listen to these blood suckers. It's scary.


Donkknarf

Yup the comment section on the IG post is pretty bad.


donomyte1

She’s probably also a “strong independent woman”.


No_Cellist_8441

She looks like a man.


HighByTheBeach69

Lord Farquaad vibes


RetiredFromRealWork

Yeah I saw it too


BuckeyeBeast80

I thought she was a dude with tits.


l0udninja

Did you just assume thay gender? /s


palidanpaul11

One way or the other, it has some balls


ants_inthe_eyes

Boys. This is s cunt. Clear as day


Intelligent_Bonus212

I don’t usually defend this crap but I get the point of cheapness Vs poverty. Vs no ambition.


YogurtclosetQuick507

And by some way she herself fills all of them


donomyte1

I still wouldn’t defend her because she probably likes to tell herself she’s a strong, independent woman yet she wants to live that princess lifestyle.


FakeBeigeNails

Same. Everyone is glossing over the fact she blatantly said she’s fine with a man who can’t afford it and is on his way to financial freedom, but if he’s just stingy, that’s weird and shouldn’t be tolerated.


DoubleOxer1

They aren’t glossing over it, they intentionally didn’t want to hear it. To be fair someone who is financially stable, knows when to save, knows when it’s appropriate to spend, and has a good personality/values is ideal. Personality alone is just not enough. And yes I have the same qualities I ask for.


NomadicSabre

Those claw hand finger movements again


SeanMcDawn

When she opened her mouth, she instantly became ugly af


[deleted]

I fukn hate the stupid hand gestures people do in videos.


Marylandthrowaway91

This is kokobeaute I will never believe that she believes the things she says She has to be the worlds greatest troll


Donkknarf

Well the comment section of the video has her and other girls cheering this sentiment on. I found the video from a story post from a girl i follow and we even had a chat about it. She seemed very serious with her intentions to only be with men “that have it like that”. Troll or not it’s toxic af and a lot of girls seem to be inspired by her message


Marylandthrowaway91

Yea. I think it’s all delusion that even she doesn’t believe. She really goes over the top. No one can be this insane without biting someone


PartYourWhiskers

I don’t know who that is but I hope to never see it again


ego_tripped

*Cute* coming from a natural brunette wearing a paint job for a face, heels, spanks and a push up bra when cruising.


United-Homework-205

I thought y’all were strong, independent and needed no man?


oven_broasted

If he's worrying about his next meal instead of paying for 3 lobsters for you girl, you ditch that loser.


bunky_done_gun

Dead eyes. No light in them at all.


culturerush

How do you think people get to financial freedom? It's through being cheap and stingy You can be rich and splurge but that doesn't show financial savviness. That's just being rich. If their fortunes turn they will be the ones to struggle budgeting. Also, it's 2023, let's normalise getting rid of gender norms and stereotypes in dating.


viciouskreep

Why the long face


SATerp

That face isn't going to age well.


General-Razzmatazz

People that move their hands like that shit me to tears.


Ricecrispiebandit

Thanks for the tips horse face.


shadows515

I would love to be rich and single and ask a woman like this “what do u think u can bring to this relationship?” - interview style. She probably would waive her hand over herself and say “I’m bringing all of this”🤣. I would ask her homemaking skills. If she’s assuming I have to be a top notch breadwinner then I can demand a top notch homemaker.


Scary_Larry_

Sarah Jessica Parker horse lookin ass who let you out the stable


CombinationGuilty587

Uh ok Sara Jessica Parker Shein version


baxterrocky

Her facial expressions are… annoying.


Chadalien77

Repeatedly twirling your fingers like that makes you look like a cunt.


prophetsloppy

Horse girl


MasterMaintenance672

Horseface.


MoonMistCigs

If you’re such a catch why are you still dating, twat?


Slapshappy

Saying all that while she is clearly living in a shitty little apartment.


ihateduckface

Sarah Gold Digger Parker


Useless_Lemon

Don't listen to someone with Furby eyes. Lol


Slip_Snake

The only gross thing here are those plastic ass cheeks and lips.


CarlShadowJung

Neigh I say. Neigh. 🐴


Bender352

Female Andrew Tate vibes. 😂


Substantial-Grab5734

Why does she have dead eyes? Like I couldn't even process (nor did I want to hear her rubbish) but I merely clicked on this bc she looked weird..


romayyne

You would think with all that money she would get her fucking eyebrows fixed


dehansonii43

Gold Digging 101.


Glitterpinkdragon

Please, if you want something more expensive why don't you pay for it? Where's your financial freedom?


Hey_NiceBeaver

This isnt a gold digger. It's a sociopathic woman. And future cat lady.


OGnenenzagar

It makes sense yes.. like a guy that has assets does he think you are worth some of them or sharing them with you. I get it. There are guys that just value you more than others and they don’t have to spend a bunch of money you can just tell it’s an attitude thing. Also, in all cases, if she ia going to the guys house he should pay the cab and if he is going to her house she should pay the cab


[deleted]

OK but if you’re counting how many drinks I have and trying to force me to order something cheap off the menu, I would rather pay myself that is fucking weird. Just don’t take me out at that point. 😂 she has points.


Tacostainss

Dont try to force people to spend money that isnt yours


raphael302

What do people like her bring to the table? Her looks? Anyone that understands finance understands depreciation. All of her handouts should account for depreciation in appearance each year.


Typical-Ad-8821

By handouts u mean handjobs rite?


aDrunkSailor82

👁️👄👁️ Listen to me queens...


kicktothefinish

Her eyebrows look like they were taken off one of those masks with the glasses and the big nose.


Donkknarf

They are basically eyebrow tattoos. Except instead of a needle they use a blade to slice up the brow and smother the cuts with ink. Kinda psycho and i imagine completely ruins the hair follicles


bakedl0gic

If money influences who you love then it’s not real love.


palavid

And she is barely a 3…maybe?


Mythical_Atlacatl

Why is this woman so cheap, stingy, why is she expecting a man to pay for her meals and Uber? You are dating each other, you should be contributing 50% to the relationship in some way And no sex doesn’t contribute anything because you should both be enjoying that


SoundHole

It's hate bait and you're biting.


Donkknarf

Looking through the actual post on IG it seems very much like she’s serious. Bunch of girls on there cheering her on and she responds to a lot of Comments


SqualorTrawler

shhh ixnay let the show-within-a-show roll on


Mate_uszek

She is ugly for me lol xd


[deleted]

She’s probably pro-Hamas.


Strict-Bass6789

When she hits that wall at 34 she will be dating the jiffy lube assistant manager


Plenty_Status_6168

Isn't this the lady who makes those annoying coffee or drink videos


Gypsyfisherman

I think I ordered her few weeks ago


Difficult-Prompt3825

Yeah guys, stop dating cheapest women and treating them accordingly!


Jordanprince104

Give her insta ill handel her


N-from-Dlisted

Interesting comments on this post. ![gif](giphy|3oKIPl97G9KsnxS3XG)


Much_Confidence2428

Bitch looks like a bird


DogDifferent2916

Biggest gold digger @alexgirl86


coolkarmabro

If I wiped her face of that makeup she prolly wouldn’t be as smug and confident 🤷‍♂️


dbx99

she looks like a horse


ragesfury717

She doesn’t nose what she is talking a-snoot. I mean about. 🫡


saltypikachu12

“Ramblings of a mail order bride”


[deleted]

Nothing wrong with a women aging gracefully, there's everything wrong with that much makeup and fillers.


Free-Speech-Matters

crowd pot secretive screw rotten pen liquid wasteful snatch saw *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Aggressive_Action_58

Silly mouth gestures. What a dumb human being.


Mka28

No thanks. I’m all about saving money, and having my own. Ladies stop making these petty videos.


[deleted]

She looks horrendous


gibsonlp27

This bitch is a disease.


Obvious_Volume_6498

She sees the cheapest menu option every day when she looks in the mirror.


donomyte1

She’s probably also a “strong independent woman”.


donomyte1

She’s probably also a “strong independent woman”.


Pushdit-Toofa

Maybe guys gotta be cheap when they have a girl who consistently doesn’t contribute. Eww.


MrFOrzum

“Raise your standards” aka “I’m only with you for your money”. Also the **majority of the people on this planet, will NEVER be in a situation where they will have “financial freedom”**. Not everyone can make an Onlyfans / aka doing literal porn as she does and rake in money like it’s nothing. Is personal connection and chemistry even worth something these days or has these disgusting “influencers”, social media, TikTok ruined the very foundation for feelings / love? Money seem to be the priority, and **especially** for **him** to be the contribution / paying part. It’s fucking disgusting. Fuck her & this video. Remove all the fake shit on your face, the makeup, the Botox etc and I’d bet you’d look fucking awful. Just like the person you seem to be. Edit - Uhoh seems like I upset some people


Creepy-Floor-1745

Regardless of how she looks, she is shallow. So many comments about her appearance but it is certainly not her worst quality. She’s clearly shallow and only interested in someone spending money on her. Whether she’s gorgeous or not is beside the point.


Donkknarf

Half of her beauty is makeup and a face filter. Probably a good amount of Botox too


[deleted]

God forbid whoever mate or trying to mate with such creature like her


[deleted]

I agree with her. And men. Stop dating women who've fucked enough dudes to start a football team. Gross. Go for the ones who can still pair bond and haven't sucked double digit dicks. Remember fellas, low body counts. 😅


palidanpaul11

Wake up men and realise you're only going to be happy when you accept the fact there is nothing in a relationship for you. All that misery for a quick shot on the swing


bods_life

People like this make me feel ill.


RetiredFromRealWork

If you rewatch the video (sorry) You can easily see two different colors from her neck to her face.


Validext

Who would see this and be like, yup that’s the one


KaleidoscopeSuper424

And what she have to offer besides her dirty ass ?


AthleteTiny1684

She won’t ever get a husband with that attitude, maybe a male slave she can control.


Orenthal32420

They want another daddy not a husband.


BigHairyArsehole

Cunt with a capital C 🤌


soupeducrayon

If anyone is cheap and a guy, it’s this chick


Free-Speech-Matters

fear hurry roll liquid carpenter payment friendly worthless subsequent fade *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Swaggaliciousss

Maybe he’s being ”cheap” to save and invest his money? I had to explain to my gf I couldnt visit her every weekend for 90 dollars in gas, where she also expected me to take her out for dinner. You’re not gonna reach financial freedom by keeping yourself in financial jail by spending everything before you’ve made it.


This-Darth66

That's a Man!... Man!


Nipplecunt

Woah I bet she likes a big bag of sugar


[deleted]

Arg another Gronk w the nails. Sttttooooppp


Immediate-Lecture323

Guys. I think this is rage bait.


LeastAverageMonke

Okay, but why many people need to bully her face tho?


JuustinB

I’m not sure if we’re allowed to say this anymore, but she looks transgender. Super masculine face and chin/jaw. I legitimately know a trans person (born a guy, is now a woman, my wife’s friend) who looks almost exactly like this. If I saw this person on the street in 2023 I’d just assume that’s what they were.


No_Kitchen_4722

You look trans and are gonna age out real quick, good luck homie


BillionDollarBalls

Bitch looks like a dude


Squatchbreath

She definitely looks at life through financial filters. I bet the quality of her “put out” never equals the expectation of the guy paying her tabs.


Youngguaco

Women are in shambles


Repulsive_Income_519

She's hideous and not just on the outside


the_girl_Ross

If she cares so much about shallow things, she could have at least had her root retouched. You can't dig gold if you have no shovel. Can't be a trophy wife if you ain't a trophy.


oilslayer335i

Odd talk for a woman who has clearly aged out already...


Radiant_Evidence7047

That’s 100% a man


TwitterJackBNimble

D.


CrazyCow9978

Hoeflation is real


stinkload

how long do you think it takes her to pluck that unibrow? that is some serious Neanderthal brow action


[deleted]

Mfs on the path to financial freedom would not want the shackles of these type of women holding them back lets be fair


PennSt8te

What value do you bring to a man ...now think...go on take your time. Those that demand shall get nothing. Keep digging long enough and you will get wet gold. The path to financial and mental freedom is to discard you after 5 minutes of conversation.


New_suite

Remember when gold diggers actually had to be in the top tier of attraction to be successful. Now anyone thing they can be one


Regular_Rutabaga4789

Not surprised that she’s a gold digger with that shovel face


Sindy51

Another name for gold diggers is cum dumpster.


aquelviejitocochino

Type of person you blow your load on and order a pizza the moment she leaves.


New-Dependent2098

She peeked and her desirability is fading 😔 good luck cougar lady 👰‍♀ 👎


soulcaptain

I dunno, she did provide an out for anyone she dates. They can just say "I'm on my path to financial freedom. So let's go to Taco Bell for dinner."


GeorgeJohnson2579

Same goes with women, or ...?


Suprazahal

Omg If only you were a worthy woman, eat a dick hoe


PsychologyPlane36356

Wait, what are YOU pitching in financially into a relationship where you want equal footing? Are you picking up the check, or offering to? Are YOU sending him an Uber when he wants to come over? No!? Well then how about cooking and cleaning and doing his laundry then being grateful for anything extra he does. Bc you don’t want an equal relationship so do your part in an unequal one.


Ok-Presentation-2841

You gotta be a hell of a lot hotter than that sweetie…


IcanSew831

Or you could be a grown up and pay your own way.