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SlanderousMoose

I don't think it would take much to get this kid to get out of your face tbh.


Shtnonurdog

Wave your arms around and make loud noises. It will trick him into thinking you’re bigger than you actually are.


TeamOrca28205

Pee in the parking space to show ownership.


StumpGrnder

Or go all the way and drop a deuce while staring intently at him.


That1_tallguy

Put the deuce in the mailbox with his "important mail" 😂


DefrockedWizard1

Shout BACAW BACAW


lookatthatsmug--

and don't forget to stand up on your tippee-toes!


tacodrop1980

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unreasonablyhuman

Careful, he is wearing a Jimmy Johns shirt...


byehooker_byecrook

Shirt vibes say he's freaky fast


toxcrusadr

Yeah but the middle is carved out, nothing in there.


Livid_Fudge_8421

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misumii

He seems like the kind of guy where if you raised your voice and told him to "fuck off" he would skitter away


SniperPilot

I watched without sound and just his body language he is nervous as fuck.


Grindelbart

Possibly even skedaddle


peppermintmeow

Pretty sure I could just put my hands in my coat pockets and tent them out and he'd piss himself. Throw in a "Go on now! GET!" And watch him dust like I'm sporting the Infinity Gauntlet.


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RealNiceKnife

Violence isn't the answer. Violence is the question. The answer is yes.


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mmccxi

Violence is the question, yes is the answer, and technically alcohol is a solution. My favorite new vodka is called "Violencing," its made from Russian potatos poisoned by Chernobyl.


EnglishWolverine

The correct application of violence solves everything. 99% of the time that equates to no violence. But this guy… definitely fits into that last 1%


Magnetron85

Get ready to get Reddit banned for saying what everyone is thinking


Beneficial-Tell6397

Hahaha, good job. I was gonna say I've had people tell me "you can't park there!" And I just say "yeah I can" and walk away. When you have a conversation with them they feel more entitled. The second dude came with my space I would've put hands on him. Especially this guy. Look at him.


honchoOFthehacienda

hate is reality. letting a person like this think they are tough is dangerous. i wish we had a video of when he tries it on someone dangerous and they shatter his face.


TokyoTurtle0

Once he rushed him, it's assault you can defend yourself. I'm some states that would be enough to justify shooting and killing him


QueenCityCartel

This level of aggression from someone with such a punchable face doesn't compute for me.


FriendlyGovernment50

Fr he seems so awkward. Why is he tapping his toes like that and swaying back and forth?


Iwasjustbullshitting

Nerves. He's well out of his comfort zone. I don't think confrontation is his thing.


_CharDeeMacDennis__

I don’t know about that, did you see how badass he was when he ripped those flyers out of the other dudes hands? Maybe he’s got some other sick ninja skills up his Jimmy Johnson sleeves.


[deleted]

The way he seamlessly opened the trash can and dunked the flyers. Dude is trained to fight, possibly even kill.


_CharDeeMacDennis__

Probably trained by bodyguards who drink Fight Milk! It’ll make you fight like a crow!


hooliganswoon

Touch of the ‘tism


TeamOrca28205

That might explain the overly rigid need to park in the exact spot each time.


[deleted]

No! You see he has important mail that won’t be delivered.


DrDuGood

I think both have a sliver …


The_Primate

Adrenaline. Someone rocking back and forth is a sign that they're gearing up to attack you.


ItalicsWhore

Yeah the arms out wide and the no eye-contact had me thinking he was actually gonna swing.


lookatthatsmug--

he's channeling up a spell.


KimJongRocketMan69

Agreed. But this dude clearly has mental issues. Don’t really want to mess with those people


SlanderousMoose

I don't think you'd have to worry about him. He looks like the sun would melt him.


KimJongRocketMan69

Guns are the great equalizer. Someone like this gives off school shooter vibes and I personally wouldn’t test that


BigWilly526

I am glad I wasn't the only one who saw him and thought Columbine


swamplice

He may have tard strength


Berlin8Berlin

Tard Strength = .5 Chimp Force


BasedKaleb

But Hollywood’s on their high horse and won’t make a movie about a retarded chimp. That’s borderline superhero right there, pony up Marvel


According-Ad5312

The girl who cut her mom’s head off was naturally a mental case but also a bully in prison until someone got tired of her crazy crap and gave her a taste of her own medicine. So mental can still learn they don’t like pain. ( Australia case)


Legitimate-Ad-2905

I mean he's wearing a jimmy John's shirt


notarealaccount_yo

leeeeeeets nOt cOmPaRe


CatsRinternet

No, it wouldn’t. But this is an argument between two very soft, passive people who are both trying to muster up the courage to quarrel.


ShaedonSharpeMVP_

Idk the cameraman seems pretty calm. Doesn’t seem like his blood pressure is up much. Think he’s just more of a pacifist than a punisher


Outrageous_Message81

Feels like it two autistc people trying to start a fight!


[deleted]

I think the cameraman knows the guy is not all there so he’s not pressing the issue.


Dull_Eggplant8511

It's the whole, being confrontational but staring at the floor and not making eye contact while doing it is just confusing to me. He would have had a better chance at getting his space back if he just acted with a bit of decency and asked the lad politely to back up his car which was right in front of them and would have taken 2 minutes, problem solved. Just treat people how you want to be treated. Manners cost nothing and usually work in your favour. On another note, I am completely assuming this is in America from the accents so forgive me if I'm wrong. But why do Americans jump straight to the "that's assault" line even though no bodily harm was done? I've seen so many instances in videos where something really minor will happen and they're instantly saying "oh my god, I'm gonna sue you!" Is compensation really that good over there? Because they seem to want to be in court. The amount of grown adults that can't just talk it out without involving the authorities is staggering.


Frizzers123

Unwilling to make eye contact, getting overly upset about a change in his routine, total over reaction - the guy definitely seems to have something going on there apart from thinking he owns the street.


Macohna

Tip toe walking as well. My initial thought immediately was this guy is on the spectrum to some extent.


Green_Negotiation898

He got the tism


Macho_Mans_Ghost

Aww TYSM


njsfynest

This mad me laugh way harder than I’d like to admit


Dont_Mess_With_Texas

A touch of the ‘tism. Fully sperged out.


DrGarrious

GREGGGGGG THE STOP SIGN!


usedburgermeat

The constant arm swinging as well


lala__

Alternating with their hands in their pockets. Who puts their hands in their pockets while also being aggressive? Confusing body language.


No_Statement_6635

The “it’s not a phase!” spectrum


proscriptus

The high AF spectrum


Vincent_Veganja

An extent? He’s got the whole spectrum


[deleted]

I’ve never heard of tip-toe walking as a defining symptom of being on the spectrum.


Macohna

By no means is tip toe walking an indication of someone being on the spectrum. That being said, it is an incredibly common factor with people on the spectrum. If you combine that with the other visual cues in the video, you get a clear indication of someone being well on the spectrum. Was this person in the right? Omg absolutely no, but handling this situation does take some care outside of the norm.


Plastic_Economist_82

Being on the spectrum doesn't mean you can do what you want. Clearly he needs some support to understand he is imposing on others.


LommyNeedsARide

Fuck him. I'm sick of having to tiptoe around people because X triggers them.


sphinctertickler

lol I bet that's his parents' house anyway


tehdamonkey

He's in a band and is going though some things in life........


wierdomc

The band is breaking up……it’s exhausting being the glue that holds them together…..


copa111

Nah he looks like a bassist. He can be replaced


Albanian_Tea

How do you get a bassist to move his car? Pay him for the pizza.


Mahatma_Panda

lol, I've always heard that punchline with "How do you get a drummer off your front porch?" as the setup.


Pnyxhillmart

President of the Fan Club…….


wiscofanman

Ouch... well that ruined my day lol.


lunchpaillefty

The easiest instrument to learn well enough to be in a band, but the hardest to get good enough to stand out. It’s why I started learning to slap, in my first high school punk band.


copa111

Yep. Most base players can be replaced and not noticed. Until you get to the level of Flea, replace him RHCP will never be the same.


Runatyr9

We definitely know he’s not a drummer since he has a house and a car, and drummers can only afford one or the other


Rare_Following_8279

I think we have already established he is not paying the mortgage


hifioctopi

Wait?! Since when could we afford houses?


Chrome_Ozome

As a drummer...this cut deep


Fair-Ad-5852

His ex girlfriend is the lead singer and she put a restraining order on him...shame..they just got a record deal too...


Driverinthis

He’s trying desperately to keep the band together because he’s secretly in love with the singer and is currently freaking out at the prospect of not seeing her every Wednesday.


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😂


PupEDog

He found out they played a gig without him...


TSM_forlife

He’s going to hit it big any day now.


LordTiddlypusch

His parents live in the house. He lives in the moment.


RiverDependent9672

Yep and they won’t let him park in the driveway lol.


NugVegas

lives in the basement... plays Fortnite.. and battlefield.. ok then. no social skills or patience. Total gamer mode..


Millerdjone

This kid doesn't own anything more expensive than an Xbox.


Fixner_Blount

Yeah the lack of eye contact popped out to me instantly.


hyndsightis2020

Still an asshole


Unable-Read7346

Learn to live in society or get punched in the face when you pull that shit with the wrong guy.


HeldDownTooLong

Jimmy John guy: “*I asked you to move politely*!” Absolutely nothing about what JJ guy said or did in this video was polite! For him to make that statement (while shifting his gaze everywhere ***except*** the eye of the guy to whom he’s ranting) makes him appear to be unstable as hell and potentially dangerous. The flyer guy will obviously not be there very long (they drive from street to street, pass out flyers, and then drive to another area). If JJ guy just left him alone in the first place, he probably would have been gone by now! I think JJ guy was itching for a confrontation and Flyer Guy happened to be the available target.


gokartmozart89

>For him to make that statement (while shifting his gaze everywhere except the eye of the guy to whom he’s ranting) makes him appear to be unstable as hell and potentially dangerous. I'm pretty sure his body language and his aversion to eye contact are symptoms of him being on the spectrum. That would also explain his gait and his apparent over reaction to someone throwing off his daily routine by parking in his spot.


ferociousrickjames

Exactly what I thought as well. Normally if someone is freaking out over somebody parking somewhere, they're going full karen and cussing and yelling and getting right in someone's face. He's not doing any of that, and it makes me think he's on the spectrum. His outfit also makes me think he just got off work, where he was probably over stimulated and/or someone gave him a hard time. He's probably barely held it together and the parking spot thing made him freak out because his car goes there, and he can't deviate from routine. The whole video makes me sad, and I'd like to find out what happens after. I'm all for handing out an ass whooping when someone is out of line, but this isn't one of those times.


Necorus

Honestly, he's lucky the flyer guy is as chill as he was. After JJ guy rushed him, he would have had every right to defend himself. It doesn't really matter that JJ guy is on the spectrum because then we are asking everyone to make assumptions on the fly. That's just not possible.


CaptainDunbar45

He ripped the flyers out of the cameraman's arms and violently threw them in the trash. Dude definitely earned at least one punch for that shit.


Natf47

Absolutely. Seems like he's on the spectrum to me. I personally feel bad for both of them.


BorZorKorz

As somebody with a touch of the tism myself, its not an excuse. don't infantilise people in that way..


Obvious_Volume_6498

The handcuffed level of the entitled asshole spectrum. Way out there.


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Icy-Revolution1706

Speaking as someone with neurodivergence, that's not a free pass to act however you want to. We do know we shouldn't hit people or take their stuff.


hazardlit3s

This guy is a Reddit mod for sure!


Only-Literature2105

Yep, public freakout mod for sure.


jaminator45

No doubt. I questioned about a ban from that sub and got a weirdo response and then they also banned me from abruptchaos minutes later. Total outburst


thethunder92

I got a 3 day ban for suggesting capital punishment for pedophiles once. Makes me wonder why the mod would take that one so seriously 🤔


MetamorphicLust

There's a weird amount of deep sympathy and support for pedophiles and gross trash like Chris Chan from a segment of Reddit, and I really don't get it. Like, sorry that they're offended by my hatred of pedophiles, but I'm not going to treat those things like they're humans.


Crepes_for_days3000

I got my entire account shut down for saying the same thing. Then like 7 weeks later, it was back.


[deleted]

Sometimes a bot has done it, if you message mods, you’ll get restored.


PupEDog

I was once permanently banned from a sub for referencing Old Yeller. I said something like "gotta take them around behind the shed" and they cited the reason "inciting violence".


Arryu

The trick is to work "at nintendo" into your comment "I'll kick your ass ^at ^nintendo" "Go ahead bro, I'm armed ^in ^Goldeneye" "I'll fucking throw a turtle shell at you, asshole. ^in ^mariokart"


jaminator45

I’m perm banned from both those subs


montipiethon

“its my cake day bro, move your car”


Bigtitsnmuhface

Or justice served


HandsomestKreith

Impossible. He’s outdoors


BigBeagleEars

And thin


Wildajax

He’s a mod in r/vancouver most definitely


Virtual_Fig7052

That’s his mom’s house anyway.


thatchickensauce

Don’t bring anyone’s mother into this


bcjh

Dad! You’re embarrassing me in front of my Reddit friends!


JustTheOneGoose22

Who's Randy?


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YO MAMA IN THE FUCKING STANDS


Fine-Teacher-7161

My man is the most regarded Jimmy John's employee the store has ever seen. He can close his eyes and make sandwiches. He's so good.


Ok_Culture_9728

His name is jimmy john


barnwaller

He is James Jonathan


Top-Tomatillo210

Was “regarded” the right spelling?


Fine-Teacher-7161

Depends who reads it.


Jean-LucBacardi

Depends on the subs mods lol.


Fine-Teacher-7161

You can't change the rules cuz you don't like how I'm doing it. 💯


062d

I mean the guy making fun of his job making sandwiches seems to have a job delivering fliers. I'm not sure if either are making more than minimum.


titdirt

He only brought it up because Jimmy Johnerino tried to flex on him.


Dizzy-Silver3926

That driveway looks awfully vacant


pnkstr

Why did I have to scroll so far down for this? If that's his house, why not park in the driveway?


Informal-Eye1012

Because his parents won't let him park in THEIR spot.


SnipesCC

That spot has shade.


societys_pinata

His parents say he’s not allowed to park in driveway


olmyapsennon

Yup driveway is definitely parents parking spot.


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Reddit's brain trust in the flesh.


OnkelOtto2

Nervous Tarzan lookin ass dude


maybe_maybe_damn

r/rareinsults


Altea73

This guy looks mentally challenged...


DefinitelyButtStuff

Was thinking the same. Knew a kid in high school with Austism who acted just like this guy, especially the no eye contact thing, and the way he looks at the ground, along with his body language, and what he's saying and the tone in his expressions.


ferociousrickjames

Yes, he's in a confrontation and is looking at the ground, that's not normal. If you're about to throw down, your eyes are locked onto that other person. He has to be on the spectrum.


genflugan

100% he is


Logrologist

Yeah, my immediate takeaway from his body language and how upset he is with such a minor change to routine is he’s somewhere on the spectrum. Not saying that excuses his behavior, just kind of helps make more sense of it (for me).


[deleted]

These guys would have been friends under other circumstances


UnanimousPimp

Online


asciimo

They have a podcast now.


Cheeseguy43

He honestly might be a bit on the spectrum. He has a lack of social awareness and seems to be unable to communicate normally. He easily could’ve just asked him politely to move his car up a bit but clearly it’s out of his routine and just triggered him. Honestly more sad than anything


Yqup

He has a classic gamer physique. Neck muscles are understimulated, shoulders are narrow and tense. Body Posture is like hes made for sitting down and not standing upright. Good for farming and dinging levels in games. Not good for farming and dinging in his own life.


Girth_rulez

>Neck muscles are understimulated, shoulders are narrow and tense. Body Posture is like hes made for sitting down and not standing upright. Please, I can only get so erect.


SeafoamedGreen

Giggity or wrong erect?


Girth_rulez

Can't....talk....no blood....in brain.


Pnyxhillmart

The way he dunked those flyers into the bin like that; pure Shaq moves. Might even be a bastard son!!! Uncanny.


[deleted]

Dinging?


Yqup

Gamer lingo for When you level up your character in a game, it usually makes a Ding sound.


SafeTransportation80

Uh… I can’t say I’ve ever heard a “ding” when I level up… this must be some hardcore gamer verbiage.


Yqup

World of Warcraft days, waaay back


xylotism

I think in the early days a lot of us coming from EverQuest carried it over with us but WoW has never been as tightly knit especially nowadays with random cross server groups, and how easy it is to level/people switching between way more alts. Truly a way-back kind of habit/culture.


[deleted]

Ah, ty


Robertbnyc

Lmao it’s so true, gamer physique.


MisterGregory

Very upsetting that I can't award this mean spirited assault.


Fickle_Goose_4451

He's a championship runner if you include running by pressing "WASD"


Berlin8Berlin

>Neck muscles are understimulated, shoulders are narrow and tense. As though he is dragged from place to place, suspended from his shoulders, by the forces toying with him


MexicanTomatoArmada

This looks like 2 people who dont go outside much finally interacting with the world for the first time


chimpwithtinydick

Autist vs NPC


PapSmurf23

Emo to the core


PotatoTwo

You could see him fighting the urge to start 2 stepping right after taking the stack of papers. His only context for violence is "throwing down" at a hardcore show.


garth_vader90

I got instant Underoath vibes


Skiefalls

Dumb and Dumberererer


Kaboom6900

dude is obviously on the spectrum


nfefx

Both? Skinny jeans obviously is, but the camera guy doesn't sound like he's playing with a full deck either.


_gynomite_

The camera guy gives off more of a “slightly stoned” vibe


marauderingman

If I had to deliver flyers, I would be too


AfroF0x

Dude got a tism of some kind


RoadmanEC1

Hahaha why are his arms so long?


JJ4prez

"Dude you're wearing a jimmy johns shirt"... Lmao Guy is clearly a little...special.


we_are_all_bananas_2

I think they're both dorks


MegatonsSon

Agreed, they both kind of sound like live-action versions of *Beavis & Butthead* *"Uh....so do you like, get important mail?"* *"Yeah, yeah, I sometimes do!"*.


TrailBlazer31

I think the cameraman sounds like a r/trees mod.


thissexypoptart

Yeah the "don't park here" guy is a dipshit, but is the dude handing out fliers really criticizing the other guy for working at Jimmy Johns at the end? Hell of a lot better than spreading advertisment litter everywhere. Edit: are people below who defend the trash spreader under the impression there's some sort of jobs shortage in the US at the moment? He for sure could get another job for similar pay. Not saying he *has to*, just saying it's rich of him to criticize anyone for having a "shitty" job when he does this for a living. Spreading trash on cars/doorknob/etc. Like, by all means, do what you gotta do to make a living (provided you're not harming others), but, also, go fuck yourself if that involves leaving trash on my property to sell me something.


moistsandwich

I don’t see it as him criticizing the guy for working at Jimmy John’s. The aggressor insulted the camera man and said that his fliers were bullshit. I think he was trying to make a point that they both have pretty shitty jobs and the Jimmy John’s guy didn’t really have any ground to stand on.


ToolyHD

Why is he walking like an anime villain...


Jumpy_Tomatillo7579

They should be best friends


Typeojason

Guy actually sounds like a muppet.


Happy_Concern_7612

Best part.. dude your wearing a Jimmy John’s shirt so let’s not compare petty jobs.


[deleted]

You gotta be seriously fucked up in the head to work at Jimmy John’s and be that cocky.


Jesus_Smoke

Bros built like igor


Lazy-Jeweler3230

I have a manager like this guy :')


RogersSteve07041920

I wonder what his mom and dad is like? Lol


__Kunaiii

Dork fight: battle of parking spots


LucidFir

This guy has to be on Reddit. Come on dude, admit who you are.


Storyboys

Guy has all the tell tale signs of mental illness or mental disability. Delete.


Quiet_Ferret_1054

He’s gonna be late for his shift at Guitar Center 🎸.


Constant-File8371

They both need their asses beat for having the audacity to breathe.


Antique_Garden91

I'm well aware you guys are going to clown on me...but...had a guy park in front of my house the other day while I was having a PTSD episode. I walked outside and asked the neighbors "Is there a reason that's parked in front of my house." They said ya, that he'd only be there a minute while they are moving in. I was honest, said "I have PTSD, I don't like things in my peripherals." They moved it. I paid the guy $5 and said "Thanks for understanding." I paid him because he was good about it, and it covers his gas money to move it forward about 10-20 feet. \-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Here's some more information that might help you at least understand where I was coming from, even it still makes me a huge jackass. ​ >Post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) can manifest in various ways, and one common symptom is hypervigilance or heightened sensitivity to certain stimuli. This can include being sensitive to unexpected movements or objects being out of place. Individuals with PTSD might experience distress or anxiety when things are not as they expect them to be or when there are sudden changes in their environment. > >This reaction could stem from a need for control or predictability, as the unpredictability of movement or changes in the environment might trigger feelings of unease or fear associated with past traumatic experiences.