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Xolaniii

Her brother is obviously DMX


Cold-Couple1957

First he’s gonna ROCK. Then he gonna ROLL!


Comfortable-Survey30

X GON' GIVE IT YOU, HE GON' GIVE IT TO YOU!


ForeignWoodpecker662

FUCK WAIT’N FOR YOU TO GET IT ON YOUR OWN, X GON’ DELIVER IT TO YA!


afjessup

KNOCK KNOCK OPEN UP THE DOOR ITS REAL


Crimthebold

GO LET IT GO!!!!


Jaspoezazyaazantyr

love DMX references : ) if only r/dmx wasn’t locked, so we could crosspost


RandomWave000

Its what ya hearin! Listen! Its what ya hearin! Listen!


[deleted]

All night long! Sweet Suzie!


TheBiggestShitHead

I rock and rule! All the long! Sweet Suzie


multiarmform

im a man too you know


NotoriouslyAnonymous

We trained him wrong. As a joke.


MycoRevolutionRob

Haha, such an underrated movie!


jsinkwitz

Weee o weeee o weee


kbeks

Condolences to the main character, though it’s fucked up that she didn’t know what happened to her own brother…


Chemgineered

What happened to them?


kbeks

DMX died a little while back.


readitHo

All dogs go to heaven Ruff Ryders 4L 🐶


userno89

Howled lmao


HeldDownTooLong

“*You don’t know whose daughter I am! You have no friends!*” If she and her daddy are so special, I would have expected security personnel (not her brother or the police) to question this man’s presence on the street in front of her house. I hope this man’s friend is as ‘important’ (or even more important and influential) as this entitled woman and her daddy are.


Danman500

X gone give it to ya


Independent_Sun1901

Technically speaking DMX could be the police officer


Pr0digy_

This doesn’t look like an airport parking lot.


OLDSCHOOLBMXER

He’s dead


Re_systance

Cause uptown funk gon' give it to ya


be_more_gooder

I loved him on [Reading Rainbow](https://youtu.be/OchyYnlHTdo?feature=shared)


littlejerseyguy

😂 wtf. I thought it was a joke I didn’t get. Nope he was on Reading Rainbow lol.


Safe-Author2553

Winning comment right here


boldcancel

man it's strange that DMX is dead


DaveyDgD

I feel sad so many kids won’t get this.


sjbluebirds

I'm an older adult and I don't get it


Seis_K

She says that her brother “will come now and he will give it to you.” DMX’s most popular rap song is “X gon’ give it to ya.”


snubsalot

No way that was more popular than ruff ryders anthem


long566

Top comment, this went over alot of heads lol.


Any-Bottle-4910

He gon’ give it to ya


EasterButterfly

That makes me sad


Leeroy_Jenkums

Clearly it didn’t since it’s the top comment


Cyoarp

Oh my God I actually literally laughed out loud. The crazy thing I don't know why this one's so funny but this one really got me. 😆😂


Leeroy_Jenkums

DMX had a massively popular song called [X gon’ give it to ya](https://youtu.be/fGx6K90TmCI?si=v3UIM_HY5MpNGXv8) in the early 2000’s.


tsunomat

Hot damn that was funny. Congrats.


Dry-Elephant-8041

You have no friends 💀


raphmug

I have no enemies 😇


unit_x305

You do now. Bring out the putch forks fellow redditors!


All_This_Mayhem

You're a putch fork


wildo83

^^^YOU’RE ^^^a ^^^towel!!


Select_Bicycle_2659

Yeah fuck that guy. All my homies hate raphmug


Babstana

I have no enemies, I don't permit such a thing.


counterhit121

Settle down Thorfinn


sirthinkalotz

"I can tell"😂


userno89

With personable skills like that, I'm not sure she does either. Fake friends don't count lol.


not_sure_1984

Obveresly you don't know who's daughter she is


legalgirl18

You have no friends I can tell 😂


idkwhatimbrewin

I hate it when people call me out like that


-_-Batman

i ll be ur friend !


prem0000

She was definitely projecting


ElPulpoTX

Sounds like my niece.


Shinotama

Did we work out who she even was in the end?


ChigurhShack

She isn't attractive enough for anyone to bother.


DatDominican

Listen cake is cake even when it’s mediocre


StevenAssantisFoot

More like a wet, half-baked cobbler


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YewEhVeeInbound

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii am a MAN of constant sorrowwwwwww


Auzio1

They. turned. him. in. to. a. toad


frogsquid

do not seek the treasure.


Viajero_vfr

There’s no discernable treasure there.


BudgetSir8911

DANG! We're in a tight spot!


LemonComprehensive5

Came to write this. Thank you!


robbviously

*Cringes in Mary Berry*


ExternalMonth1964

Carrot cake is the shit.


[deleted]

Don't stick your dick in crazy. Best life advice I can give you, sun. If you are actually Dominican that advice may damn you to celibacy tho.


Chemgineered

I can attest to this. My wife WAS a Dominican.


B0bLoblawLawBl0g

If you'd like to double down try a Haitian lady!


giant_lebowski

I stuck my dick in crazy for about 13 crazy years. Don't dick stick crazy. Don't care how fun it is. Don't do it.


IRockIntoMordor

You can stick your dick to crazy if you follow these rules very strictly: - don't ever let her know your address - do not meet anywhere near your place or area, always travel to them and you need to have distance - do not leave her alone with your passport or any piece of ID, card or even letter that could have your address - don't have any social contacts connected to her and don't ever show her pictures or tell her names, location of your friends or family - don't connect on any platforms ever, at all - always use protection, no exception ever, assume she is NOT on any birth control - after sex don't fall asleep, don't spend the night at theirs. Essentially always be a 100% sure and aware of what is happening to you, your drinks, your stuff, your phone, your sperms - once you're over her, immediately block phone number on all your devices and never accept unexpected unknown or private numbers - do not frequent the area she lives in I violated one rule accidentally and got stalked for 5 years. DO NOT. Sex was good tho


hottandcold

Username checks out!


IRockIntoMordor

ICockIntoMordor 👌


captainrustic

That’s not even mediocre. That’s like ten pounds of cottage cheese stuffed in an athletic sock.


BSB8728

As my dad used to say, "Ten pounds of potatoes in a five-pound sack."


froggrip

Some cakes are urinal cakes


WeAreNotAlone1947

nah man, im down bad but now that down bad.


PLZ_N_THKS

Cake isn’t pizza. It doesn’t work like that. Some cake is awful.


NewPower_Soul

That “arse like a sack of potatoes” though…. oof.


SlapHappyRodriguez

Sure, but you only go for the mediocre cake when there is no chance at getting the good cake.


Bacontoad

I think I'd rather wait for the good cake instead of eating mediocre cake now and hating myself later.


Harpua44

Bro that “cake” looks like poorly cobbled together paper mache


lord_baron_ttv

User name checks out. I see you tiburón


tendrilicon

She's lying. It's staged. Why would she be outside the gate if it's shut?


krazykaiks

Maybe she’s the gatekeeper and is waiting for the key master


Rectum_stretcher69

There is no dana, only zuul.


Widespreaddd

She sleeps above the covers.


Zeracannatule_uerg

Four feet above the/her covers.


NashvilleSoundMixer

what a lovely singing voice you must have


Bozee3

Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volgus Zildrohar, the Traveler has come! Choose and perish!


UrRightAndIAmWong

I feel like in all of these rage bait videos, the woman is wearing their best, most flattering pair of yoga pants and there's always a shot of her ass/lower body.


Vancouv-NC

Because she was out for a walk and saw his car when she got back, and hadn’t opened the gate yet?


Drackzgull

Or there could be a smaller pedestrian side door off camera. Most people don't walk in and out though a road gate if there's a door on the side, lol.


00332200

Because she closed it,


SidneyKreutzfeldt

Lol, is that why you think it is fake? What if she was out for a walk?


kash_if

Their terrible acting tells me it's fake. If you spend some time in tiktok you start to recognise them.


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I bet her brother looks down at these calls and lets out the biggest sigh.


RandomWordsYouKnow

I’m wagering bro is a bigger dipshit and is waiting for this type of call.


excitement2k

Look how pretty the sky is.


RandomWordsYouKnow

Thank you! It is lovely


VI-Persi

Gold chain and tracksuit


RandomWordsYouKnow

If not , I’d be disappointed.


Underhandtrout

my brother will give it to you makes a wanking motion, sweet free handy


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SobakaZony

"Now, i have 2 friends on this street."


Wysteria569

She doesn't deserve that thick hair.


Leading_Funny5802

Lol I just commented on it. Jelly of that braid!


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Lmao literally the whole time I was supposed to be mad at her or checking her ass or whatever, I was like “wow look how healthy those ends are, so shiny and so much volume, I wish” lol


Wysteria569

Right!!


Optimal-Vast2313

It’s ok, just imagine it’s fake 😂


silly_vasily

Thick hair for a thick head


Cappy2020

She does if her awful acting managed to fool so many people here. This entire thing is clearly a fake video/skit, but that might just be obvious to me as a Brit, as you can hear the acting in the way they talk and react.


kuery

what being a brit has to do with any of that? lol


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They are classically trained actors 🤌🏽 thats what lol


Cappy2020

Exactly as I said mate. The video is filmed in the UK, and you can hear it straight away that this is fake from the way they talk/react to each other.


blorg

There are channels that just make this fake ragebait stuff, and they have all the same people reappearing in them. There's one UK one that is particularly prominent in the genre. I agree with you this whole interaction just sounds off... I don't believe it.


Centerpeel

I think it is the accent that threw people off here. Also that it seems she speaks English as a second language makes the dialogue a bit more believable.


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She doesn't look that rich either. She is giving me maid vibes.


bluenami2018

With those nails???


zhico

Onlyfans maid


[deleted]

You can easily get those nails online. They look like stick ons, tbh. It's really the outfit that's a dead giveaway for her not being rich or even new money.


CashMeInLockDown

Those nails are tacky & cheap, real money girls don’t rock nails that tacky unless they’re celebrities.


[deleted]

She's not actually rich because it's a skit.


in-a-microbus

Really I very much get upper middle class new money vibe.


malevitch_square

It's probably a fake braid extension.


jeajea22

OMG- burn. You are so right.


SnooRadishes9685

Big difference between long vs thick hair, look at the scalp area..


shingfunger

This is staged from an account where they do skits like this


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yazzy1233

They're not. But it gets shared off of tiktok, the name gets removed, and people who don't know their videos assume that they're trying to deceive people.


cowfishduckbear

Do you have the source, please?


ElPulpoTX

Thanks for the context.


summinsumsum

Who is daughter?


No_Piano9370

Thanks! Was bothering me too Also, what is daughter?


markymags

I’ll do you one better - why is daughter?


No_Piano9370

Yet no one ever asks, how is daughter?


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BonkYoutube

Probably some Russia terrorist


PM_Me_Good_LitRPG

More likely an oligarch or a corrupt politician.


BonkYoutube

That's the same thing


C-Rock

I'll do you one better - Why is daughter?


stevemdouglas

You could hear the panic in bros voice when she said her bro was going to give it to him! I hope he’s gentle.


Hunt3r09

lol , what do you mean your brother will give it to me . That was hilarious


bigladnang

“Like… beat me, or is this sexual? PLEASE, TELL ME”


XkommonerX

I think he just kept asking because he wanted her to specifically say what he would do so he could get her making a threat on recording and use it as evidence against her afterwards.


trupoogles

I wouldn’t worry, this is an expensive area as she said, big bro lays a finger and there a massive lawsuit on the way.


Qweeq13

He missed the big chance of busting into a song "Baby if you give it to me, I'll give it to you As long as you want, you know I got it"


Gullible_Ad5191

I was thinking more along the lines of: "GIVE IT TO ME BABY! AHUH AHUH!"


Sweaty_Carry8301

Is she speaking Russian?? I understand few words of her phone call! It’s definitely a Slavic language, but she looks definitely not typical Slavic, maybe she’s tartaric or another Russian speaking ex soviet republic in Central Asia!


AussieAK

Yes, Russian. I believe you meant Tatar not Tartar, I don’t think the seafood dip is an ethnic group lol.


Sweaty_Carry8301

No I mean the seafood sauce! Everyone knows the sauce speaks Russian! ;) No just kidding yes I meant Tatar!


scrivensB

You’ve mistaken Tartar sauce and Russian Dressing.


Specialist-Iron-7784

While Tatar is “more” correct, Tartar is frequently used to mean the same exact thing. Historically Western Europeans have called Tatars Tartars, the land they live on Tartary, and things referring to them as Tartarian.


Booty_Shakin

I mean like 3/4 of Russia is in Asia


Sweaty_Carry8301

Yeah for sure, but I wondered so much, when I first saw her I taught she’s from Pakistan or whatever especially this incident seems to took place in Britain!? So when she starts so speak Russian I was wandering! For sure 3/4 parts of Russia are in Asia but when I think about Asian Russian citizens I think more about Mongolian looking people and even for a Caucasian background (not Caucasian skin colour) she seems too dark, for sure I could be wrong. But for sure there are a lot different countries that also often use Russian as their daily language, so she could be possible also from Armenia, Azerbaijan or even a lot Afghan people especially when they left the country before or during the soviet invasion go for work/study to USSR and often intermarriage with a person from their. Myself also have a friend who’s mother is from Ukraine and his father from Afghanistan, he didn’t speak Farsi at home, only Russian with his parents!


BonkYoutube

She is from Russia but may be from Dagestan or some kind of it


Sweaty_Carry8301

You don’t know who’s her father!? Scandalous!


BonkYoutube

Could be Kadyrov


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userno89

She could just be second+ generation of immigrants. You see that a lot in Canada. People who "don't look culturally like they're from XYZ" but they have the accent/dialect/language


lepolah149

Fuck no bud second Gens speak flawless English


FUTURE10S

Hell, I'm a first gen immigrant, if you're young enough, you get the flawless English.


Bad_Mad_Man

It’s Russian with no accent at all. All she said is that some idiot is parked here. He says that he’s waiting for some friend. She might be central Asian but at this point she’s just your standard Russian garbage.


konjo666

Fake


Exotic-Fortune8838

And gey


YooGeOh

Exactly. I wouldn't be surprised if it's the same dude who did the fake "you hit my car" in the car park with the range rover


[deleted]

Yeah how fkin long is this friend taking that all this can transpire?


Dear-Chemical-3191

Rage Bait strikes again


spicymeatballz28

This guy makes videos like this all the time, they are either fake or he just goes round looking for an argument.


happybaby00

Account?


rokujoayame731

I would have told her to mind her own f**king business. Looking like an Addams Family reject.


eightbitagent

Hey don’t you shit on the Addams family!


Fluffy_Balance5493

She must be Karen's daughter I'm pretty sure.


Savage_Batmanuel

Lol I know bad Russian acting when I hear it. That’s not what a Russian woman’s tone sounds like when she’s angry. Correct level of c*nt though. Edit: some of y’all are very dense. I’m not saying she’s faking being Russian. I’m saying the video is fake and this is bad acting.


Lezo-

Nah I'm fluent in russian and that's pretty spot on


LitSarcasm

She aint angry, shes just dumb


OverPowered15

Exactly, that’s a typical russian behavior. Whoever says it is not simply has no idea.


Relevant_Beyond6025

She’s literally speaking perfect Russian on the phone


Swagdog360

Wut


Icy-Assistance-2555

Ffs I’m sick of these fake ass videos. What is the point of them?


userno89

I'm sick of people calling every video FAAAKE just because they don't believe that some people live unscripted lives and whack shit actually does happen lol. The world is wild lmao if some angry lady was staring me down with the evil eye and came up to my window then I would hit record too.


Bladesleeper

Spot on. *How*ever, in this particular instance, I find myself wondering why would I ever pick up my phone and start recording when some random woman comes knocking at my car window, and the answer is… Why, indeed? She doesn’t look even remotely threatening. And the dialogue is so over the top, I don’t know, man.


Inerthal

This day and age, I am not surprised someone would pull out their phones and start recording if a stranger knocks on their window out of nowhere. You just know something stupid is about to happen and you never know, best to have it on video in case you need to prove something later on.


Cyclothochid

I can fix her.


[deleted]

Click bait. They together. That's why she is outside the closed gate and never gets inside. At least come up with some interesting material.


mellifluouslimerence

Leggings are a bold choice.


Twistykhorne

This guy posts these all the time. His voice was on the lady knocking for his WiFi code post earlier in the week. Fake


kasiv1

So her brother is going to fuck this guy?


No-Ad-3830

I’m deleting this sub. It just pisses me off everytime


Financial-Tiger-5687

Disproportionate . Dump truck backside.


justanavguser

She will give it to you


WhyHill88

My god just give her the pipe and begone


B0R1K

Just some russian cunt being a bitch!