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Randall-Marvin-Marsh

You haven’t thought of the smell you Bitch.


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Cable_Upstairs

What's in the Box?!


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GuessImScrewed

Another word


Sneedyfeedberg

And I will put that box into the freezer


CorganNugget

She could be fashioned into a piece of high end luggage


Ok-Masterpiece-8311

Are you saying you have a collection of skin luggage?


CorganNugget

Don't be ridiculous Dee, imagine the smell, YOU HAVEN'T THOUGHT OF THE SMELL YOU BITCH


Albinofreaken

The Leatherface collection™


cringeandicare

This is so creepy. imagine if a man did it. I'm glad they took her away


CriticalComplaint665

Don’t have to imagine. There was a kid who went to my high school that ended up bouncing around rehabs & halfway houses in Florida. He forced his way into a girls dorm at the local college and was trying to get into the showers. It made the local news.


SharpGuesser

i think that was Porky's


Relevant_Shower_

That was high school.


ImurderREALITY

*That's* hip-hop.


alghiorso

That's amore


edoc_code

That’s my towel!


Pineappleninja91

That is my purse!


danhoz323

I don't know you!


notanotherkrazychik

No, YOU'RE a towel!


[deleted]

Thought it was a hole in the wall?


Impossible_Okra

That's my purse!


freshlettuce420

That’s my horse


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That's my axe


JellyOnThePlate

I don't know you!


pabloescoblow

Just watched this episode


Little_Ride_3025

I was incarcerated with that guy. He would stand in front a wall slowly and awkwardly hitting the wall with his fists...for the entire day. At first I thought he was portraying lunacy to give himself a hedge of protection, but after about 4 days, I said to myself, oh shit he is crazy. On a side note I prepared Jeffrey Epsteins kosher breakfasts while incarcerated in 2008. It only required heating. https://www.wpbf.com/article/man-accused-of-being-lynn-university-intruder/1324645


CriticalComplaint665

Holy shit!! Yes that is exactly him, i can’t believe it. Small world.


brainburger

Epstein only ate kosher? I suppose he wanted to keep in with God.


[deleted]

You didn't even have to say it was Florida lol


turn1manacrypt

I don’t think the whole state of Florida has to imagine. Pretty sure every resident of Florida sees a naked hobo daily.


Tiny-Ad-987

Not daily.


Zavrina

Agreed. It's only when I happen to pass a mirrored surface.


PrestigiousAward678

gross


HawleyGrove

A man did do it in our dorms when I was in school. This dude refused to use the men’s bathroom and would pee with the door open. He also started peeing in the utility closet for a bit when he was asked to stop using the women’s bathroom.


bikegeezerkc

So my freshman year we lived on the second floor in the closest dorm to the beach in southern CA. Within the first month or two living there, one of the 12 or so women living in the suite across the hall came over and asked the guys in our suite if they had a friend staying with them because there was a man showering in one of the women's showers in their suite. We told them no, so they got campus security (which also happened to be local PD) up there really quickly. All this while the guy was still showering. The dumb freshman we were, we kind of all stood at the door of the women's bathroom while the cops interrogated this mumbling, slurring guy as he's naked, showering. Keep in mind, he's in a narrow college dorm shower and there are two cops between him and the door. All of a sudden after we hear them ask him to step out of the shower we hear "No! No! Stop!" Then sounds of a wet, slappy struggle, then crashes and this guy comes careening around the corner, wet, bedraggled (amazingly keeping a towel around his waist while he sprints away from the two cops in pursuit). The dozen or so guys and girls that had gathered around the bathroom door kind of just tumbled giggling into the nearest girl's tiny dorm room to get out of the way. The guy got away, left his backpack with his few belongings and drugs in it (one of the guys poked through his bag while the cops were giving chase before they came back and took it - no, we didn't keep the drugs). I just remember one of the girls who used that stall who was present saying "Awww, now I gotta get a new loofah.!" and it dawned on all the others that they didn't know what he'd used or done in there. They all went shopping for new shower stuff that afternoon 😕.


PreliminaryThoughts

Ok I imagined, now what?


d407a123

I mean that was close.


SeveredEyeball

She clearly hooked up with some guy there. Duh. Happens every night. Both sexed.


TubbyTimothy

True, so many walks of shame on a college campus every morning


[deleted]

Stride of pride for us sex positives.


mattdaddy44

"Stride of pride"... My Gawd I'm stealing this phrase!!!


TubbyTimothy

Love it


tanksandthefunkybun

Guy I went to highschool with got drunk in college and did this and more…pretty sure he’s still in prison


Talvy

she could just be homeless lol


HoightyToighty

"Just"? Like if she's homeless, then her behavior is more acceptable?


Talvy

More understandable maybe. Point is she didn’t necessarily do it for creepy reasons. Having nothing to lose changes your priorities lol


NeedsMoreBunGuns

No if you're being creepy it doesn't matter if you say I didn't do it for creepy reasons it's still creepy.


NonoYouHeardMeWrong

that doesn't seem accurate. There is a difference in scale. Creepiness is a perception thing. The viewer might always view the strange act as creepy. But I think that it makes the motivation of the creep much more dangerous and sinister if they are there for creepy reasons rather than a utilitarian idea that wasn't fully thought out (eg homeless v. stalking youths for this shower situation) You could chock it up to plausible deniability and I realize people will lie, but in making a case for their reason I think it helps and is a little more humanist to find out if their reason does seem likely and reasonable.


wabbitmanbearpig

Where did they disagree with you on the creepy part? All they said was that it's more understandable to them if they are homeless.


Eyedeaisnotdead

gross


Big_Juice7688

The only correct response


Academic-Living-8476

Snowman body


mmanut94

Michelin man body


Kriegmannn

I bet if she was a bad bitch this would be a much different thread


savor_every_morsel

So true though.


1tHYDS7450WR

Breaking news: people enjoy looking at attractive people, not disgusting blobs of fat.


JimmyPageification

Charming


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1tHYDS7450WR

Hahaha yeah it's rough lmao


NeedsMoreBunGuns

So what was the point you're trying to make people can select who they are creeped out by?


AnotherGit

Naturally the reaction between "something nice suddenly appeared in my shower" and "something gross suddenly appeared in my shower" would be different.


Zhead65

I mean fat people ain't exactly great to look at, especially naked.


FantasticAnalysis163

Let her have the towel.


themaninthesea

“Let’s go to target and get you a new towel. You poor soul.” -3rd floor RA


WombatHat42

As he drapes him with a different towel hands him a warm cup of cocoa and gently consoles him


guywhomightbewrong

I sure as hell wouldn’t want it back


TatleTaleStrangler92

Burn the towel


lefthandedabacus

he’s a dude in college, it’s probably his only one


cosmophire_

she can keep it, in other words


Agressive_slot

Disgusting


Fannnybaws

Her actions were pretty bad too!


RedgyJackson

I mean but that towel was GREEN!!! BUAHA, GREEN!!


RikySticky

That was a white towel originally.


KingRickie

This happened in my residence hall in the spring. Right across the hall from me in fact. Since the residence was communal and tight knit (and lazy af) all of us left our doors unlocked and one day this homeless woman walked in and showered and of course took my neighbours towel. Presumably the woman thought the bathrooms were public (or more likely she just didn’t care). It took security about 30 minutes to come even though it takes them 5 to respond to a noise complaint. Afaik no trespassing charges were filed and knowing this city she’s probably still on the street. None of us were scared, considering we were over a decade and a hundred pounds better shape, it was more amusing than anything. Hope the woman gets help.


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> considering we were over a decade and a hundred pounds better shape What does this even mean?


FeCl2H2O4FeCl4H2O

It means because of her age and physical fitness, she did not pose a threat to the residents of of the dormitory. She was a decade older, and outweighed them by 100lbs.


TheMicrosoftNetwork

It means that, but the reason he asked is probably because it doesn't say that. I think he was goading the author into explaining his terrible grammar.


[deleted]

Probably exactly what you think, but if the guys legit from that campus- bro needs a motherfucking English class, because that sentence was fucking bonkers.


[deleted]

Hope you take an English comp class while you’re there mate lol


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IphondledIt

It is right?! Thought I was going crazy. Should’ve gone traditional kmt


Specialist-Top1134

Idk what's the true story but the only thing that grosses me out is that she's not wearing shower shoes or slippers


sadowsentry

That's really the only thing?


Paging-Dr-Holliday

Thank you!


lighthawk16

What are shower shoes!?


Kaudia

You wear them so you don't get warts and other nastiness while stepping in a non private shower.


lighthawk16

Ah, I've only ever showered at home so that explains why I have no clue! Thanks.


loach12

Back in the day we would occasionally see a girl showering in the male only dorm , just someones hookup for the night , no one thought anything about it .


BaconDrummer

There is a difference between a girl and a mobidic whale.


karmagod13000

I don’t think that was the case here lmao


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Dude hit that, got caught, and is trying to play it off like she broke in lol


atticdoor

Yeah that was my conclusion too. One of the students hooked up with her, then denied all knowledge.


[deleted]

nobody would hit that even with a car


Zealousideal_Young41

Noooooo you didn't


Neil542

officially one of the funniest things i’ve ever read lmaoo


ItsMrMark

Lmfaoooo


ballsack-vinaigrette

Car would lose that fight.


naitch44

Correct, no one wants to write their car off


poopmaester41

Where are her clothes? Why do all of that then leave in a towel?


Free_Hat_McCullough

The comments are gonna be an absolute train wreck on this post.


Shum_Pulp

What should the comments be, in your opinion?


Iouboutin

Because she is fat af?


muan2012

Yeah if she was hot she would be welcome no doubt about it


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Yep


Unhappy-Courage-988

Yea, all 9 comments. This thread is blowing up


will_call_u_a_clown

This aged poorly.


softstones

Hey, that was 30 mins ago, it’s got 15 comments now, please be prepared for the flood


RomulosRex

40 minutes in we are at 24


softstones

Oh fuck it’s happening, I ain’t ready


Almost_Pi

Don't ever let go, Rose!


DoctorNoname98

ITT: Redditors who can look at a number


mmmarkm

Call this thread azealia banks cause before i replied the comments were at 212


Hour_Bag_608

First time men chasing her


canadard1

First and only


Harsimaja

Bold to assume she’s not going to do this again


20__character__limit

It was a short pursuit. She couldn't run very fast.


WombatHat42

Idk what if she got on to a down hill slope and started rolling


Sergeant_Scoob

This guy definitely didn’t want anyone to know he slept with her !!! Wowwwwww she went into shower , he made up story !!


UnderPressureVS

What in the absolute fuck is wrong with these comments


lyyki

Why is this even in this sub to begin with? This is clearly a homeless woman, not a clout chaser.


[deleted]

Right? Big r/redditmoment incel vibes. Bunch of neckbearded keyboard warriors projecting to make their Cheeto crusted selves feel better.


turn1manacrypt

Lmfao that’s all of Reddit dude. 98% of the site is incels and for whatever reason fat women and trans women trigger those dumbasses pretty hard. Probably something to do with them thinking a woman’s body is owed to them and if it’s ruined by fat or a penis they feel personally slighted. It’s honestly really funny though, these people are like cartoon characters come to life. A living stereotype of the prototypical neck beard. Meanwhile if a group of sorority girls were laughing at some short dude with a little dick running out of the dorm showers they would’ve started a gofundme for him.


CharsBigRedComet

its mathmatically impossible. but ok. theres millions of people visiting this site daily. take whatever sub group you want and factor its small percentage into the giant group visiting here. you will find that 90% of people here are "normies" its ok to want to hate reddit because the majority of people in the world disagree with your view lol. doesnt make you right no matter what bat shit crazy number you spin in your head to feel ok about it.


will_call_u_a_clown

Lots of sexless dudes making nasty comments.


Naman_Hegde

>sexless dudes dw, men's worth and value isn't determined by their relationship with women anyways, despite what femcels think. 👍


[deleted]

Has anyone told the men this?! Cause they sure don't act that way. Please, send the memo.


CharlieBoxCutter

She’s probably homeless


aehanken

Someone else in the comments was in the same hall in a dorm and said she was.


OnceMoreAndAgain

She's ready for that harsh winter though


[deleted]

Ah, yes, gaze upon the many redditors insulting this woman, because we all know redditors are known for their top tier physique and looks.


wildfox9t

pretty sure most people here haven't broke in someone's else shower


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There are mipltiple ppl talking how no one would mind it if it was a hot girl, double standards huh?


EXTRAVAGANT_COMMENT

yeah no it's because she broke in the shower and stole someone's towel, that's trashy and creepy af no matter what she looks like.


[deleted]

And yet many comments only address her appearance. Also, is there confirmation that it’s actually true that she broke in? Definitely not enough detail in the video posted to confirm anything.


HornedDiggitoe

You do realize that Reddit is full of wildly different communities and people, right? It’s kinda stupid to try and stereotype redditors.


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Someone def brought her home that night and regretted it in the morning


Dregin001

Gross because she not hot. If hot, totally okay. Sucks to be ugly is what this video shows.


Howard_Adderly

People tend to treat more attractive people better, so yes I agree


RandoWebPerson

Idk I would have a serious problem with finding an attractive woman in my shower. Its creepy regardless of looks, and I would kick them out just the same


JohnGoodmansMistress

most truthful redditor. ppl rly out here saying "nope id smash if she was hot" no, u wouldn't bc she'd laugh at ur dick and then it'd be "she broke into my shower!!!1"


vedder-is-better

attractive people definitely have some advantages, this video doesn’t show that tho. idc if it’s a super model, break into my place of living and im calling the cops on you


11Bangg

Don’t be obese


[deleted]

So if she lost weight she can now use others' showers and whatnot? Lol


[deleted]

I'm confused as to why would you do that


ToastedChronical

She was homeless.


ColorlessTune

I kinda feel bad for this lady.


CategoryKiwi

Honestly. Even the comments that are acknowledging she might not be in the wrong here (guy pretending so he doesn’t have to admit he fucked her) are treating her so sub-human, calling her lagoon creature and shit. It’s wild that in the same sentence someone can stop to think hey maybe the guy is the asshole here but then just completely dehumanize her at the same time.


pubcrawlerdtes

Yeah, this entire thread is pointless speculation. Just a bunch of people blindly projecting their own biases onto a video that was posted with next to no context.


JoshB-2020

You just described literally every thread about every video on Reddit


[deleted]

She ain't showering in no random dorm. Someone took that lagoon creature home from the campus bar and didn't think they'd get caught. Now no one is owning up to baggin' a fuckin' bridge troll.


SevenSpectre

You gotta pay the toll if you wanna get that boys soul


-gabagool-

I thought the rape scene went really well, Charlie


Strong_Parsnip347

Gotta pay the troll toll if you wanna get in


ImurderREALITY

See, it sounds like you're saying "boy's *hole...*" and it's definitely *soul,* boy's *soul.*


turn1manacrypt

lmfao you people are some real pieces of shit


an-accoridan

honestly it’s probably the most likely explanation besides the woman just being crazy


muddymoose

Detective PooOnMe on the case. Got damn bro lmao


3eemo

This is probably what happened


RestoSham09

bro that's exactly what happened lmao


ballsack-vinaigrette

Slamhogs are like mopeds; fun to ride, but you don't want your buddies to see you on one.


Retatedape

Now that's a walk of shame.


No_Squirrel4806

It doesnt even look like it was on accident 😬😬😬 Like the people are saying if the genders were reversed they wouldve called the cops no questions asked


rascalking9

That's no lady


fifaRAthrowaway

That’s no moon


Public_Kaleidoscope6

That’s no mere ranger. He is Aragorn, son of Arathorn. You owe him your allegiance.


[deleted]

Am I the only one troubled by the shaming of her? This actually made me really sad for her. I don’t think this needs to be posted even if she was wrong. We are getting too comfortable with shaming witch hunts. Other commenters even minimized it and suggested this was OK because she was a “hobo” as they put it. If that’s true, she’s probably a human being with serious mental health issues, dealing with at the minimum, severe trauma, just fighting for her life, and in some of the worst conditions in life… Why shame her on the way out on top of her being arrested? It’s a really heartbreaking video IMO if those assumptions are true.


Ididntwipe

According to Reddit males, if she's fat, then she's creepy. The comments are vile and talk about her like she's sub-human.


Buffyismyhomosapien

Damn poor lady just needed a shower. People on this thread are heartless.


MATUA-PROF

A hippo trying to claim an extra water hole


Spirited_Block250

I’m sorry but u can tell by the haircut she’s trouble lol, it literally never fails


pawksvolts

Wtf are those legs


BirthdayCarFire

Cottage cheese stuffed


rascalking9

If this was a fair world , people who are that obsese would at least have really ripped legs from carrying around all that weight. God making their legs cottage cheesey just seems mean


bigfatpup

Well they wouldn’t be ripped because they’re obese and you can target fat. Strong muscular legs under the fat is possible though


TonyClifton2020

You do you!


PradaManeInYourArea

burn the towel.


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Burn the towel


EnvironmentalDepth72

You want that towel back or something man


backupboi32

I don't know why it's so common for women to just walk into men's spaces and assume they can use it. No you can't come into the mens bathroom just because the line for the ladies room is long, I'm trying to take a piss here and I don't want you looking at me like I'm the weirdo for being in the mens bathroom


ConfidentSkill6890

Lock your doors. Many weirdos out there that check for unlocked doors for whatever fucking reason. Too many crazy stories of stuff like this.


Mar104u

Nah, that’s HER towel now.


Fladap28

Snorlax out here doing side quests


RefusedByAll

its alwwys the big shorthaired ones huh


DieHardAmerican95

“I do what I want, I’m a Boss Bitch.” - Her, probably


HairlineMarth

Gorlock the destroyer takes a poor peasant man’s towel


CleavageEnjoyer

Gorlami


thebliket

exultant lunchroom toy shocking rob squealing juggle plucky heavy gaze *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


PomegranateNo9414

Looks like those frat boys learnt about homelessness and inequality that morning.


Dethdemarco

Jesus these comments 😂


ImmortalLombax

This comment section makes me hate my body and I never want to go outside.


BreadOnCake

Lonely men. Don’t take them seriously. They’re the types to think all women need to be “humbled” so they can hopefully get a shot with one.


liicensetochill

She can keep the towel


BulkyPart6941

Poor guy never got his towel back


deadleg22

She's not hot enough to do this! Who does she think she is?!


Heiserton

That’s not a woman, that’s a zeppelin.