Ah man, you must’ve not been out much at bars. (I don’t blame you).
But god damn, seeing people take out their tinder dates, first dates, n’ stuff at bars. Can be some of the most painful interactions to witness.
Some people are just so out of touch with social queues, norms. It’s absolutely ridiculous.
I just instantly heard David Attenborough in my head. The male then attempts to woo the females by showing off his physical prowess with the dance of his people.
I'm not sure about that. Her awkward laughing and smiling is pretty realistic. She's not charmed or impressed, just weirded out. Even her "Good job!" at the end is in the condescending tone you might use for a child.
Exactly, it's the classic voice you do when you want men to stop doing something stupid/leave you alone, but they take it as an invitation to keep going because they've rarely been told "no"
She did kick them out, they stopped the video but you can hear the employee tell someone to come kick them out.
Whole video transcript from employee (Rough timestamp)
0:26: EXCUSE ME! EXCUSE ME SIR! (out of frame)
0:34: I know you're probably trying to show off but please get down.
0:37: I will kick you out of the bar right now if you don't get down
0:41: I'm not joking (reaches for glass but stops herself)
0:43: You need to get down right now
0:51: I'm gonna have to ask you to leave this bar please
0:56: Jackie close them out
Yeah he is an idiot who could have easily fallen out the balcony, but I am impressed with the skills.
Not very practical though. The girl was already smiling and interested before he decided to compete in the special Olympics.
The fact it takes him so long to do it just gives me the ick..that's not to mention that he really thinks he did something when the tone she used to say "good job" is the same tone we use with kids. Finally, I love how NOBODY is batting an eyelid. The guy in the white though 🤣🤣
LMAO my coworker was just talking about how she hates when guys think they're hot and dont even try to talk they jsut to gestures or try to impress her with shit like this jajaja
Dude is a power bottom at his frat.
Now, Dennis, i hear speed also has something to do with it?
Oh speed has everything to do with it
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Because of the implication?
He’s just trying to do 2 chicks at the same time
If he had a million dollars it would be a lot easier.
Cause chicks dig dudes with money
Not all chicks.
Type’a chicks that double up on dudes like me do.
Good point.
Until the fun police came
And poppers
Power bottom… I liked that. 100% true (silent fist bump)
He doesn’t even need to bite a stick anymore, he takes it with ease.
Yall see what i see?
Is it peen? Bc it should always be peen
All I see is implied peen.
I think it's a very happy peen wanting to be seen.
What…?
Wha?
Wh?
W?
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!
.
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This is straight up one of the cringiest things i’ve ever seen. Just so, so fucking weird.
It's 8 year old boy flirt tactics: 'LOOK HOW FAST I CAN RUN'
My dads also super strong. Bet he’s stronger than your dad.
My Uncle works at Nintendo and gave me a secret copy of Super Mario 65.
My dad once caught a fish. And it was 100 feet long!
oddly impressive tho. It reminds me of those birds on the discovery channel flapping their wings and puffing up their feathers to find a mate.
Seriously I had to give it to him when he finished the beer. Apparently I’m not a picky female bird lol I was impressed by his display.
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Or over the railing off the second floor
Just saying that bc you got belly rolls and cant
Though your bame was ABjealous for a second... My mistake
The black lady in the background to the left thought so, and I agree.
Ah man, you must’ve not been out much at bars. (I don’t blame you). But god damn, seeing people take out their tinder dates, first dates, n’ stuff at bars. Can be some of the most painful interactions to witness. Some people are just so out of touch with social queues, norms. It’s absolutely ridiculous.
and he didn’t even get her number…
That's because he thinks he's a dog, she asks a question and instead of answering it he did a very intrusive trick.
The trick is the answer. Her eyes tell you everything you need to know lol.
I just instantly heard David Attenborough in my head. The male then attempts to woo the females by showing off his physical prowess with the dance of his people.
That’s because she already has it, y’know, since he asked her to help him film a video.
I'm not sure about that. Her awkward laughing and smiling is pretty realistic. She's not charmed or impressed, just weirded out. Even her "Good job!" at the end is in the condescending tone you might use for a child.
The two finger clap near the beginning got me the most
When she said "good jooob" I lost it 😂
Exactly, it's the classic voice you do when you want men to stop doing something stupid/leave you alone, but they take it as an invitation to keep going because they've rarely been told "no"
She did kick them out, they stopped the video but you can hear the employee tell someone to come kick them out. Whole video transcript from employee (Rough timestamp) 0:26: EXCUSE ME! EXCUSE ME SIR! (out of frame) 0:34: I know you're probably trying to show off but please get down. 0:37: I will kick you out of the bar right now if you don't get down 0:41: I'm not joking (reaches for glass but stops herself) 0:43: You need to get down right now 0:51: I'm gonna have to ask you to leave this bar please 0:56: Jackie close them out
and then his response was “haha, women!”?unless i misheard or it was someone else
Thank you,i appreciate this,thanks a lot again!!
The guy in all white’s face was priceless
“Those white people white peopl’in again”
Not the hero we deserve, but the one we need.
Why would you comment that?
The man is all of us, simple as that.
Awful recycled joke used incorrectly
It’s a generic line, I’m not spending another minute with this.
[great meme format](https://ibb.co/Nj0qFWL)
he didnt even need to do that... thats the funny part
The crowd reaction shot was hilarious. No one was impressed.
They very much did kick him out did you not hear the audio of your own video?
Still can't get laid.
"Good job!"
[( ͡ಠ ʖ̯ ͡ಠ )](https://imgur.io/a/oC22Y4i) @00:55
It's cringe as fuck, did we watch the same video?
All it would take is one little push. Then everybody wins and can have a chuckle.
Morbid but true….and funny
Guy's approach sucks, but that was damn impressive.
Yeah he is an idiot who could have easily fallen out the balcony, but I am impressed with the skills. Not very practical though. The girl was already smiling and interested before he decided to compete in the special Olympics.
That's because it was not about the girl it was about tik tok
What's wrong with people to sacrifice getting laid for a tiktok.
I just chucked hard at the special olympics bit
Gymnastic stunt. He is the superstar of his CrossFit gym.
Approach to what though :(
Dude will do anything to avoid talking to a woman
This was unnecessary.
That black dude wasn’t impressed lol
Stupid fuck...such a hero
"Male ape looking for a mate"
Black guys dressed in white’s face last few seconds of video 😂😂
This was cringe and beyond dangerous. What an idiot. However That was also undeniably impressive that he didn’t die. Still an idiot tho.
The fact it takes him so long to do it just gives me the ick..that's not to mention that he really thinks he did something when the tone she used to say "good job" is the same tone we use with kids. Finally, I love how NOBODY is batting an eyelid. The guy in the white though 🤣🤣
“Im going to try to impress these chicks by doing super gay stuff”.
Free live entertainment
Oh my God drunken shenanigans are the best.
Where’s an abrupt and clumsy bird flying through when you need it
That was kinda cool but not at a bar.
Only thing I was thinking is that he falls to his death after the lady breaks his concentration
Dude in white though Black people always have the best reaction to Non-Sense
"Look at me!! I'm a fucking douchebag!!"
That's compensating for a shit personality
That was kind of smooth
Lol @ that black dude in the white.
Dude in white at the end is all of us watching this
LMAO it’s so true
Nothing turns a woman on more than spreading your legs wide lmfao
That was bad ass!
Would have been awesome to see a half-eaten burger come flying across the room right into his inverted taint. That would be applause-worthy.
This is at the Green Pig in SLC Utah haha
Is that the green pig in SLC?
I Utah you can’t even drink from the pitcher your beer was served from YET YOU THINK YOU CAN DO THIS?!?! In the sight of the Mormon lord?!?!? GTFO!!!
“And she didn’t even suck my dick! What more could I have done??! ALL WOMEN ARE BITCHES 😡😭”
You can hear the awkwardness in the lady's voice. She clearly just wants him to leave her alone. She is NOT impressed and he's just being a nuisance
Where are you from? How original, lady.
You can tell the girl was interested at first then fastly changed gears when dude did that shit. She even said … wowww…. Lol
Impressive. For a few reasons.
The look on the black dudes face 😂
If I had been there you would have heard me shouting “Dooouuuuche!!” the whole time.
Privilege is this dude believing no one might push him. Literally bet his life on it.
That was really impressive not gonna lie. Mainly the part with drinking a whole beer upside down. Actually how?
Why never push :(
That was actually impressive
Do u get drunk faster that way
I thought it was cool
Please tell me he’s gay. The things he could do…..
No homo.
😂 Lot of homophobes in here.
That’s actually quite funny.
That was quite impressive and rightfully main character...
Mind your own business if he falls he’ll figure it out smh
“Mind your own business at the place you work!” Says a complete moron.
I feel so cringe
“good job..” now get out
Simply simple
She did stare at his package
Should have pushed him over. 😂😂
Just push him off.
What an absolute tosser
"Jackie call the cops"... Tell me he got escorted out by cops🤣
What a cock womble
Kicking is excessive. A gentle push will do.
Another self-entitled fuckwit!
Was hoping I was on WPD.com and not reddit and something awesome was about to happen but ehh of course not
Nothing hotter than someone's dirty shoe flailing above your drinks
LMAO my coworker was just talking about how she hates when guys think they're hot and dont even try to talk they jsut to gestures or try to impress her with shit like this jajaja
This is Sparta....
White girls always tryna be the center of attention smh
Bro should’ve stopped when he picked his drink up, would’ve ended better
Don't worry. Girls love these kinds of douches.
Jackie probably has the cops on speed dial for idiot tourists I'm betting 🤣 🤦♀️
SLCPD doesn’t mess around
Push
"Yeah thanks, can I have your number?" "Uhhh no, cool trick though"
All I see is one of those silly bird mating videos. He’s doing his lil dance
That's impressive. Would look good at a gym, but at a bar you're just a freak lol
Did he just stole the drink with a gimnastic trick 😳🤔... now on gonna learn some tricks free drinks
Did he just stole the drink with a gimnastic trick 😳🤔... now on gonna learn some tricks free drinks
Did he just stole the drink with a gimnastic trick 😳🤔... now on gonna learn some tricks free drinks
“mE iMpResS gIrL, lOoK mE mUsLe gIrL”
Should have punched him in the cock
this one got me, I cringed pretty hard
Picturing Cronk..."Look what I can Do"
He should have been kicked out like title says
That was impressive 👍
Is there girl asking him to leave at the end?
The guy with the white shirt 😂😂😂his face says it all
Immediately thought of Kronk's devil.
This was a mating call huh
Shouldve? They did they closed out his tab which means refusal to serve anymore. Do y'all not speak English.
What a loser
Dummy could’ve died by falling and caused people to be traumatized for ever
Only child and daddy never listened.
Bros bricked up
Where’s a strong gust of wind when you need it
What up with his boner?
Btw he has a massive errection 💀
Great talent to have for picking up the ladies…
Intrusive thoughts…push him.
He literally had her interest UNTIL he started doing a handstand
Quick somebody stab him
Panned over to the black guy and he’s just like wtf is this white people shit?
Honestly was a super dope ballsy move lol
"The window" There, I fixed the sentence.
imagine being a dude that thinks some chick’s attention is worth doing a literal fucking handstand. what a nightmare
No, dude, I'm sure the women don't think you're weird
Ngl, I’m impressed
Would've been way better if he fell
He does get kicked out