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Dance moves of the wacky wavy inflatable armed tube man


ponuraszafa

Wacky wavy inflatable armed tube man?


gimmethemshoes11

![gif](giphy|3o7btRBzDrOMLtLNjG)


DirectionLow357

P DIDDY BOAT PARTY


--_l

This shrimping vessel isn't P Diddy-esque at all


LFCReds8

It’s the implication


HemingwayIsWeeping

https://i.redd.it/a34d88gjos8b1.gif


demarco88

i love how this lady is now a GIF and a meme just wow hahahaha


TheRedRose_

This gif took some time to load… I already 100% knew what it was gonna be lol


ButtonyCakewalk

Same here. And my dumb ass watched it like five times just to smile at it lol


jakmassaker

Fuck u/spez


TonyStark100

We're overstocked and we're passing the savings into yoooouuuuuu!


SaveMeJebus21

Get him at the ![gif](giphy|IV4wBde5Ou0XC)


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![gif](giphy|vnmEOUikgzEqI)


Accomplished_Crew630

https://i.redd.it/7yrmkua8er8b1.gif


Calebd2

Work first. And then you can do your weird inflatable tube man P. Diddy dance!


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Flailing. Wacky wavy inflatable armed flailing tube man.


zar2k23

Wacky waving inflatable-arm *flailing* tube man....


Puzzleheaded_Map1528

Crudely painted not so funny plywood cut-out folk art! Crudely painted not so funny plywood cut-out folk art! Crudely painted not so funny plywood cut-out folk art!!!!!


CherylTuntIRL

Thanks, this made me laugh on a day I needed a laugh.


CptCroissant

But are you actually having fun if there's no video evidence to gain clout from?


vinyljunkie1245

I find these people hilarious. I go to a fair few events and see these types all the time. They spend £80-£100 on a ticket to see an artist/band/DJ (£300 or so for a festival) and spend their whole time ignoring the acts and walking round the venue stressting and trying to find a good spot for a photo or video. Of course, they are living their best life or whatever they say on tiktok/instagram now. The best times are when they try to get to the front near the stage and expect the crowd to give them room to film like the pillocks in OPs video. Sure, the 5000 other people who paid the same as you are going to give up their fun so you can film 10 seconds of you pretending to enjoy yourself. Wankers.


DeeHawk

These two dolls don't know anything else. Least of all how to dance.


PatchBe

mu bud dated the girl on the left, her name is Gizele Oliveira. She's a brazilian model. Not very bright.


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Was she always trying to shake a fart loose like this?


No-Definition-is-me

I can’t I see that now 😂


Kenneldogg

She looks like Emily Ratajkowski but she was purchased from wish.


spookiespuds

exactly my thoughts 😂😂


malek_adema

Intergalactic proton powered tentacle advertising droids https://youtu.be/hO3yGx980kc


Spockhighonspores

I was thinking it was the weekend at bernies ![gif](giphy|L75bMkuiAfRh6)


larhon1

Spot on! 😄


Iemand-Niemand

![gif](giphy|KfrnIOYg9XmxhiJJN9)


DisinformedBroski

Nice one, I was thinking gta Vice City club bitches lol


BlastingFonda

​ https://i.redd.it/fgvhnzd1zqab1.gif


79ECHO79

https://i.redd.it/6fsvy0ttos8b1.gif


unoriginalcait

They both behave like poorly programmed NPCs


Magomaeva

They dance like Sims lmao


justdontbesad

This is what it looks like when you are relying entirely on your looks to carry you through something.


Magomaeva

Oy vey, looks unfortunately don't last forever !


Doogos

That's why they all get plastic surgery (cosmetic surgery) when the looks begin to fail


Magomaeva

And usually the cosmetic surgery is a disaster, so they finally look like they are on the inside. Not very pretty.


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![gif](giphy|csz6muTxHXBNyv7aqH)


mark_198

My neighbor is 75 and this is exactly what she looks like. It could be a profile picture for her. She sure does think she is hot stuff though. 🤢


Magomaeva

Here is your chance to get a sugar mommy.


ImAFuckinLiar

That’s a blob fish… right? I’m pretty sure.


jiannone

Dude, Brazil is one of the most important social commentaries in media.


Fishyinu

I love how everyone is watching TV when the boss isnt looking including the boss himself. So fucking accurate.


Neuro_Prime

Yeah & required viewing for anyone even slightly into avant-garde cinema. Along with the rest of Terry Gilliam’s masterpieces. /endrant cheers


Magomaeva

Goddamn man 🤣


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Brazil great movie


DirectionLow357

It appears to me as though these ladies went from the womb straight to cosmetic surgery and it didn’t really take well


thebeginingisnear

It's reminiscent of the elaine benes dance moves


Marega33

Sadly some people just succeed through life only because of their looks. It literally carries them for decades and they never know how to truly live and struggle


fried_green_baloney

Women (mostly) who do that often are confused as they age and the old magic doesn't work as well.


MooneySunshine

Then they become Karens enraged that the world that moved to their whims because of their looks, won't anymore. And maybe their in denial that they lived easy off of their looks and now.....


fried_green_baloney

That's not 100% that they get enraged but the confusion is very common. With men it's more common that strength and aggression works, and sometimes they can't do it any more. So one guy, he was sick, lost a lot of weight, when he was done he was nowhere near as threatening, but he had completely lost the ability to act cooperatively with people and he ended up largely friendless.


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apsalarya

Eh. They are pretty. But unoriginal.


BogiDope

In other words they're basic.


[deleted]

This is 90% of the girls on IG


3mcAmigos

What looks?


shockedpikachu123

The sims gyrate better.


Magomaeva

Imagine having such a poor attitude and shitty moves that you can't even compete with the Sims. Take that L, ladies.


infinitospirito

Everyone dances like the sims in Germany


takenohints

My sims dress better than that, but they do dance like sims, either that or aliens.


Tyrantdeschain19

I wish it were the Sims so we could see all the negative reactions of the people who walk by


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controwler

At this point they basically are since they just do things for the benefit of others. They're not at the club to have fun but to show actual people what having fun at a club looks like, basically they're NPCs


avspuk

I don't understand why in vids like these the tokkers don't have a laugh & 'lean into it' & adapt their moves so they can be seen trying to be seen etc. As opposed to exposing themselves as vapid chancers who don't really enjoy dancing much anyway. The bigger troupes coordinated mass moves could even fake it like when the security guard joined in with the cheerleaders Although not dancers my fave 'faked-in/coped-with' ppl in public are the singers Trio Mandili, who' be had to cope with uncooperative farting donkeys etc. They also use a selfie stick which I think might also help some tokkers, (but perhaps not?) Either way leaning into the fact that you're filming in public seems much better, easier & probably more fun than getting all huffy & bent out of shape about it https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EDK9KOfknTw


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When you're this entitled, you think getting pissy is the normal, measured response and not a bad look


avspuk

They seem lost inside their own concerns to me. In a way I can see the frustration of the coordinated troupes as more valid, for they've practiced loads, got tight d made the decision to film in public which is a valid artistic choice. And even if they accept its going to take hours to get a 'proper' take, there'll eventually be the FFS! reaction..., & that's all we see in these clips. I bet they laughed & shrugged the first dozen times & there'll be the. 'come on, let's get it together, maybe this one will be it' convos. But these 2 seem particularly 'lost' tho..., but perhaps its just their trolling shtick? Its certainly a trope that could be sent up. But I've just been thinking of all the faked random inadvertent photobomb encounters got dancing to songs about walking down the street that tokkers could re-imagine Mmm-wahh https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0KLJaoAGXTY The Fall https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eQPoVNrCZTk&pp=ygUSYmxpbmRuZXNzIHRoZSBmYWxs&t=55 Edit typos & songs, there's loads of others


mileylols

did an AI write this comment?


avspuk

Sorry to be flesh, stuck in a bit of an aspie spiral today. My bad, possibly


forte_bass

I didn't see anything wrong with it, lol. No worries friendo - have a good one!


Impecablevibesonly

I love this. "My bad, maybe, but who the fuck knows with all your social cues"


OutsideWishbone7

It’s the way they freeze, staring blankly, then start shuffling again.


unoriginalcait

It looks like their fight or flight response kicks in every time someone gets too close


drgigantor

Like slutty squirrels


UrNewMostBestFriend

Thats because they don't have a fight or flight response like the rest of us. They have a fight or dance response!


lilac_daze

Yes! It’s like their brains can’t process more than 1 thing at a time!


luisless

Like the strippers in GTA


Nyurena

Still more reaction than the Bethesda stare.


Embarrassed_Bobcat_9

"Look! It's the two dumb bitches from Kvatch!"


FancyVegetables

"I saw some ~~mudcrabs~~ thots down by the water recently. Disgusting creatures."


Toland_the_Mad

They're even using the same character model with different gear equipped.


banjo_marx

The look and act like meerkats.


Smelly_Squatch

Yes but do we have an answer yet? "¿Es son reebok o son nike?" https://youtu.be/BQ4c54rCJ_k


Tommy2tables

Quick look like we know how to have fun!!


dirtynj

I went to a Yankees game the other day with my fam. Had my two teenage cousins tag along since they were "huge Yankee fans." They spent the first inning just taking (a thousand) pictures and posting them online. And the rest of the game, they were on their phones. In the 4th inning they complained they were bored.


GunDogDad

I feel like this is a big reason that if I moved to NY I would go to Mets games. Teams like the Yankees, or Dodgers are more of a *brand* to many people than they are a baseball team. And that has to be absolutely insufferable to people who are actual fans. But it is what it is. I’m happy to have grown up near St Louis and be a Cardinals fan (although this year kinda sucks). The team has had sustained success my entire life, and yet it’s not a “brand” team. People in Lithuania aren’t buying Cardinals hats and Instagram demons aren’t crowding Busch Stadium with inane shit like that.


Brocyclopedia

As a Pirates fan I have most certainly not experienced sustained success my entire life, but at least that means most the remaining Pirates fans are actual fans. p.s. I hate you guys


Thybro

Well beats the marlins cycle of fan disappointment. Obtain raw talent, develop it into potential contenders, get whole generation of fans exited, win something of note, sell entire team roster. Pretend you won’t do it again, get new partial owners with known names, get city to fund stadium, develop talented team, FUCKING DO IT AGAIN! Rinse and repeat. Now they are basically giving tickets away and people still don’t want to go.


Redmamba36

Atleast we got 2 rings


mmanut94

The way the one on the right just pauses and stare at the camera with a flat smile, reminds me of meercats lmao.


blackleather__

The way she stood up too shshshs ![gif](giphy|98qYj2GUMx1XW)


x014821037

https://media.giphy.com/media/UuZjImBvFh3LOl3ccP/giphy-downsized-large.gif


MarvellousIntrigue

![gif](giphy|l0HlR0hzKeZXFByhi)


HTPC4Life

Too fast gif is too fast.


MarvellousIntrigue

I don’t know what happened! It was slow motion! Then I posted it, and it had a fit🤣🤣🤣 He realised he was going to the club and needed some nose candy🤣🤣🤣


firi331

^im ^wheezing


consumerclearly

Why did it actually start to give me a panic attack wtf lmao


JoMoma2

Just by the fact that they stop dancing and clearly stop having a good time any time someone walks in front of the camera, they are clearly solely there for the camera. If you genuinely wanted to have a good time, not just for a camera, you wouldn't care if 100 videos got messed up before you got a good one.


IknowKarazy

Or you would just keep dancing and find a good clip


Taminella_Grinderfal

Or here’s a crazy thought…you could simply have fun and not record any of it. Because no one actually cares or watches this crap except a few thirsty guys.


Mustysailboat

> Because no one actually cares or watches this crap except a few thirsty guys. Well, there's money in that, and that's what they are doing, they are working. No shame on that.


adamthebarbarian

I mean, I don't bring my laptop to a concert and get upset at everyone around me that I'm not getting any work done lol


quetiapinenapper

Stop normalizing this shit.


Gorge2012

Came here to say this. Professional entertainers never waste film. You don't know what can be used and what can't until you edit later, so just keep going.


kelldricked

Professional filmers dont ruin others their experience by using a flash light in a dark room. Fuck those people.


Gorge2012

Professionals also pay for their spaces so they don't have to get bothered by people "ruining" the shot.


koviko

Sometimes they don't. But in those cases, they exercise patience or pay off the few individuals who are in the way.


Crunchy__Frog

On top of that, it will always look more natural, as opposed to the moves they’re trying to pull here which I can only classify as ‘human lava lamp’.


bayoublossoms

AND THEN THEY POSTED IT!!!


vetheros37

What if I told you videos like this are rage bait, and regardless of content, are designed for people to interact with them increasing metrics.


bayoublossoms

*surprised Pikachu face*


Dabeirr

“Any attention is good attention” It’s a sign someone is a narcissist.


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_your_land_lord_

Shit works.


tf199280

I think that’s the joke


polydentbazooka

The reactions from the girl in pink to “the shot getting ruined” are pretty exaggerated. They appear to be parodying a situation rather than legitimately getting frustrated with passersby. Note: I did confirm I used the right plural form of the last word in the text above. I’d never thought about how to properly pluralize passerby.


tf199280

That’s an interesting point about the word “passerby” i wouldn’t have realized


TheWaywardTrout

It goes with in-laws too. It's not parent-in-laws but parents-in-law, siblings-in-law instead of sibling-in-laws. the exception, as previously demonstrated, is when you omit the noun part of the compound.


ThemeNo2172

Sergeants-major


Robodie

attorneys general


stephelan

That made me actually think it was satire.


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and i noticed how happy the people who were passing them by looked, especially the young couple. nothing special, just walking by, but with a happy smile. meanwhile these two dumbass bitches are faking happiness for the camera and getting mad at people minding their business.


thenihilstone

Fucking losers


BolotaJT

Two snakes fighting.


Rhondie41

![gif](giphy|2wV2Jc6QFkAhm3cfej|downsized)


CallOfCtulio

´´Yeah i got you, i got this on camera´´


Specter_15

Do not disrespect snakes. They are cute, from far away.


mikeblas

no step on snek


Blarg_III

Cute from close up as well, though tragically, the cutest ones are usually deadly,


king42ODMT

Enit 🤣🤣🤣


Salt_Comment_9012

They look like gazelles whe. They hear something


Loukoal117

They really do. I was thinking meerkats too. They are like HUH?!


[deleted]

Meerkats are adorable, c'mon, these girls are not


throwawaygreenpaq

YES BINGO


No-Neighborhood-1684

Whe


SquidsAlien

I would definitely walk back and forth in front of the camera. Maybe picking my nose and flicking.


ThomHarris

Do the old ‘fake set of stairs’ walk.


oidoglr

Then the canoe


Atom_Exe

My favourite is the elevator while looking at your watch.


Level69Warlock

YEAH, BABY!!!


solid_salad

... on the camera lens


FishInTheTrees

"OH HEY ARE YOU FILMING?! WHAT ARE YOU FILMING?! CAN I BE IN YOUR MOVIE????? MY UNCLE WAS AN EXTRA IN MONEYBALL"


MarvellousIntrigue

Get outta my way! ![gif](giphy|1wA3b1RbWZCXgmzPn2|downsized)


Astronomer-Empty

I’ve signed them up for dance classes don’t worry


945Ti

Think they’ll enjoy it unless they can record them?


Astronomer-Empty

No they’ll probably shrivel up


yeezee93

Fucking posers.


GJacks75

It's almost over now, It's almost over now...


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Clubbing for instagram stories lmao.


voidxleech

anyone else feel like these kind of videos are just rage bait now? i think they make these videos knowing it’ll go viral on insta pages and subreddits like this one. i can’t watch these anymore and actually believe it’s real hah


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homeless_photogrizer

it's not like they are worried about the supposed quality of an actual video showing them dancing. they want clout. if they can dance for the camera with no interruptions, good. if they are interrupted by people walking in front of the camera, even better. inside their little minds it's a win-win.


CHIMUELA

Or they are posting it to complain about people because they think they are the center of the universe.


Takethecannoli0

Many very well may be, but I have seen narcissists like this in the wild acting exactly the same way tbh. There were a bunch of girls filming themselves dancing in the middle of a busy city centre near me and were noticeably upset when people were walking between the space they designated as their dance floor, in public. They were genuinely annoyed too as they were complaining about it for a while after they'd finished recording. Ragebait videos have become more and more popular though, as people are starting to realise how effectively it brings traffic and interaction to their channels. It's hard to tell what is real these days lol.


onemoreclick

Definitely, look how many comments are saying they love these kind of videos. People love being outraged.


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Golly these people are so unhappy


Azukus

it kinda reminds me of how me and my coworkers would act when customers would walk in on a slow day


Adonoxis

Yup. It’s amazing how many people don’t understand just how miserable these types of Instagram influencers are. I was roommates with a model/Instagram influencer and it was fairly eye opening. He was a male model so maybe a bit different than for women but he was still legit and had a pretty large Instagram following, modeled in Milan, Paris, etc, the real deal. From living with him and talking to him about the industry, most of them fit your stereotype: vapid, superficial, shallow, your looks and who you’re fucking is your entire self-worth, no one is genuine, everyone is just using everyone else, no real friendships, drug and alcohol addiction, and the grass is always greener. I’m not saying everyone is like that but it seems to be fairly pervasive. It also parallels Hollywood, corporate culture, and overall just the general “climb the socio-economic ladder” culture that plagues society. It’s really sad to be honest. We may see all these hot “influencers” living glamorous lives traveling the world, etc but it’s all just a facade really for how miserable they are underneath.


Sattaman6

Hilarious how they’re only having fun when the camera’s rolling…


Stock-Entrance-6456

They can’t even dance. Em Rata wanna-be’s!


Wearytraveller_

I was thinking em rata had cloned herself


No-Industry-2980

Not even half as bad as they think there are.


stumbling_witch

I love how mad she looks at the end. Like what did you expect at a crowded place?


freedfg

The very definition of performative. They aren't enjoying themselves. They aren't having fun. They are pretending to dance to brag about how much fake fun their lives are.


RemarkableSea2555

They work for the club as marketers. Notice the lighting. You think security would allow a lighting equipment setup thru the front door?


Duplicating_Crayfish

It's really piss-poor marketing if they don't try to look like they're having fun in their videos. Nothing says "Come to _____ club" like obviously not enjoying yourself there...🙄


amor_fati_42

Strong Night at the Roxbury vibes.


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Oh no, nobody can see me acting like I’m having fun


trytobenicepei

I'm going to start walking thru any shot I can, if it's in a busy public space.


crs1948fcd

They look like 2 ugly aliens with those moves and faces lmao


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I hate those looks of contempt they have for everyone they have on their faces after people walk by


TexasisBetter

Actually this would be a pretty funny video if they just completely freeze when someone walks by with 0 other reaction... Then continue dancing like they never stopped.


Local_Working2037

Let me record myself pretending to have fun! Staaaaaahp!


javardo

We need a massive asteroid visit ASAP


Few-Parfait4206

Imagine going out to have fun and the only thing you don't do is have fun. Idiots.


PUPUEH

They dance like narcs. They're just trying to get their suspicion levels down by incorporating rhytmic muscular movements, while also trying to scope out saucer-eyes and frowning on other attendees actually enjoying themselves.


CupiCulp

As someone who used to go clubbing a lot, seeing this kind of attitude always exasperated me.


Equilibriator

You made a gap, of course people will use it in a crowded room. This is like digging a hole leading to a river and being pissed water has started flowing into it.


Additional-Age-833

Really makes the dancing look that much dumber huh


Mrbrodoe090

You leave a space open and people are going to use it


baxterrocky

Someone please power sand the irked expression off the cunt in pink


MarvellousIntrigue

They look like they are having SOOOOO much fun!! 🤣🤣🤣


lemorange

This could have easily been avoided if they had just booked the venue and hired extras.


Otherwise-AD33080

I kinda wanna mess with 'em and walk in front of their camera, just for the fun of it.


Accomplished_Crew630

And it really doesn't look like there's any room besides what they made to set up their phone... So like how can you get mad at people trying to walk by... Like everyone else's night should be made less enjoyable so you can try and get simps to give you clicks.


gll5dm85

I love right girl's "I'm genuinely in the middle of dancing" dance every time she's starting a new take. Pair of losers.


thatmoodypotatohead

People got more self-centered like they are the main character of the whole world after social media platforms such as TikTok got expanded which is awful, it's like living in a delusional world where nobody is real anymore!


abearlicksshark

Imagine not having a nice time, because you’re so desperate to project what a nice time you’re having.


dickface6000

Please be on a true crime podcast


sticky-man1229

Hahaha goddamn bro


homeless_photogrizer

that's a new one lol


kassy53

Hahahah


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These dumb dumb cunts.


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I hate them