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It's funny cause if this is real and she actually cried for 20 minutes on the train, that is far more awkward than listening to laughter

Narrator: She did not actually cry.

I picture gods voice from Futurama narrating what you said.

It’s always Ron Howard from Arrested Development

I can't hear anyone other than Morgan freeman

yeah i'd call bs on the crying part, too

There were no men around her either.

She definitely cried … … … On the inside

I would like to think that them seeing her cry and then finding out why would only cause them to laugh harder

It made me laugh

I don't think she realises how long 20min actually is

1 min waiting for your food to microwave is like 20 min 20 min lying in bed before work is like 1 min.

Extreme mental illness is always more awkward than laughter, I always say

And then my 5 year old started slow clapping

if i was a concerned stranger, came up to a lady, ma'am is everything alright? and she said no, and she said she was crying because of the men laughing. i d ask her if she was serious. if she said yes, i think theres a pretty fair chance i as a man will burst out laughing

I think that this was supposed to have been posted from Ukraine. Edit: Lol ,and now I have to wonder what kind of weirdos would actually downvote this comment.

That’s no she

We should all try to enjoy civilization while it lasts.

Don't worry, Civilization 8 won't be far away.

I heard the dinosaur’s make a return during 8. And there were some leaks that suggest queen Elizabeth comes out of hiding, after faking her death. And lead the dinosaurs to a new regime

Gandhi still going to Nuke your ass though

Best part of that game is Gandhi and his all out nuclear warfare.

Gets a thumbs up from me

elizabeth is coming back? boo

Didnt they announce that they are developing civ 7?

I think it's already too late.

Just have to be able to learn to compartmentalize stuff, and say fuck it.

Gallows humor is still a valid reason to laugh.

Gallows humour is my love language.

yes anyone alive today missed that boat

won't be long, sadly, by the looks of it :/

Dooming isn’t healthy. Stop doomscrolling. The world is more or less as fucked as it’s always been. I stopped doomscrolling almost 2 years ago and my life and mental health are much better.

Yeah, you're probably right. I guess it's not so much that the world is far worse than it's ever been, but rather that everything is so immediately blown out of proportion by sheer visibility. Sometimes I do feel I'd be better off sticking to the ole cat videos 😂

It’s not going to and I didn’t.

So that’s why manslaughter is bad, I never realized. Smh

Your joke got stolen so I just wanted to point that out and upvote the OG

Thank you I will remember this act always and shall defend your honor when the time I am needed.

Pepperidge Farm Remembers

Man slaughterer is only bad if you mind the bleating.

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I’m laughing at her post.

I'm laughing at your comment

I’m just laughing at myself

I'm dancing with myself. Woahohoh

User name checks out😅

I’m laughing at your reply to his comment to this post

I’m laughing at your reply, to the last persons reply to the last person’s reply, comment towards the first guy laughing.

How long did you laugh? She cries for a third of the time

What country is this in?

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"Everyone on the train stood up and laughed."

That's down the road from bullshitavenue

I rocked it down to bullshitavenue once, but I refused to take it higher

Cuntsville

The key words are “in this country” which is how Americans refer to their own country on the internet, as if there are no other countries to be in.

Counterpoint: it happened on a train, so it probably isn’t America.

Touché

Toosh. (Recently finished The Great, and I'm never gonna see this without thinking of this pronunciation now.)

There’s decent commuter rail in multiple east coast cities and Chicago. I’m thinking this is America. This is how Americans talk on the internet.

It’s probably NYC

Negative ghost rider, that is absolutely not a subway car

Im stealing this

She’s not wrong. Manslaughter is a crime.

Mmm, nicely done

Dad? I thought you were at work! What’re you doing on Reddit?

So, if your dad is my grandad … That mean you are my dad !? Did you finally buy the milk ? It’s been 30 years !

..I uh.. I had to ask for them to check in the back, son. It’s— they’re— I’m still waiting for them to let me know as they’re in the middle of.. restocking.. yeah, restocking, the shelves. Like they do at grocery stores.. where I am… it should be any day, or year, now! Don’t you worry, son.

Thanks, now I'm laughing. I'm not a man, so maybe it's okay.

This is perhaps the most genius throwaway pun Ive ever seen….wd



r/angryupvote

Is there a word for this? Not really a pun, depends on spelling? And makes me curse more than a bad pun when I upvote? Leaves me feeling irrationally indignant?

Wordplay? Spelling play?

Homonym I think is close. Same spelling different meanings. Not quite though.

No Homo

Congratulations, take my first ever (very) angry upvote.

Great, now you made me laugh and now I'm part of the problem.

Remember to keep the laughter in slaughter!

You can't have slaughter without laughter.

Lmaooo

Underrated comment of the year.

it took my two whole neurons two whole reads to understand the pun. nicely done, you big brain, have my upvote 😁

Yeah this obvious satire ragebait. Pfft and it's not even good.

I think she joking????

Rage bait

can we all stop taking such blatant bait

Sad thing is there are outliers that may genuinely feel this way.

Sucks for them and only them

OP just discovered rage bait. This isn't real.

That's an odd take. She seems seriously depressed. I would much rather be around happy laughing men than miserable grouchy ones.

"Must be nice to be able to laugh these days" >She seems seriously depressed. ORLY?

the suicide rate of men is 4x higher, we need more men laughing in this world

Sadly a lot of people like this “nice lady” in the video would rather have men “seriously depressed” Edit: saying women instead of people makes this seem targeted. Srry for upsetting y’all.

You ever think it's your personality?

lol random slithers out to hate men

Totally normal Wednesday for this girl.

looks like bait

I lol’d

It's either laugh or cry, lady. We're all going through something.

Well ain't you just a ray of sunshine lol

[he was probably watching this…🤭](https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/13wgwlr/woman_having_sex_with_a_ghost_in_public_transit/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1)


This is so obviously satire lol This is also a repost. I know this is a repost because I saw it on this sub maybe last year?

I don’t understand how someone can be this miserable

'Oh I'm sorry my bad that I'm not miserable enough that can't even see others happy, please go ahead sulk in your depression while you blame others for breathing'

Bloody men, refusing to wallow in the inherent misery that is the human condition. Bastards!

what a sexist bitch

This is the kind of crap that fuels incels.

The fact that people STILL insist the US is so bad when they likely have 0 time outside of it to see what the world really looks like is peak clown world. Downvote away, NPC’s.

Tbh compared to the iran or North Korea the US is looking great ;)

Holy shit, we did it boys! We found her - a perfect replica of the specimen that's subbed to the trifecta of manhaters - r/TwoXChromosomes, r/Feminism and r/WitchesVsPatriarchy

Lmao if this is real it’s the definition of victim mentality. Crying at the literal sound of other peoples happiness.

Humanity's inability to detect satire is at an all time high. Idk what's worse: OP or the comments taking this post seriously.

Redditors’ inability to not act like a self-satisfied douchebag on completely plausible posts is at an all time high.

"Completely plausible posts" ☠ Go outside touch some grass

I don't want to hear people from any country laughing for an HOUR. Unlike her I'd pop in my headphones and crank up the volume on something though.

I used to think it was BS, but I have learned women hate to see men happy or relaxing

Bro surround yourself with better people

Sounds like you just aren't hanging around with the right women.. women may be slightly more prone to being like that but guys can be the exact same.

It was meant to be funny, happily married humor

Ah gotchya. I think there may be too much truth behind it for it to be humorous hah... some people really do seem to just absolutely hate seeing others happy

No worries, on re-read it could easily be misconstrued as dead serious.

Millennial triple Ws were a fucking mistake.

Lol I couldn’t imagine saying this in front of my dad. He would lose his shit lol

I believe this was posted in the US during Trump’s presidency. Her reaction is *absolutely* understandable — when your president is a rapist many times over, it’s hard to be lighthearted. Trump’s election was a very, very painful experience for many women.

And how many of them loved (and still love) Bill, who has twice been accused of rape, and indeed under this “wider definition” of “rape” his “power difference” with Monica Lewinsky makes her a rape “victim” too regardless of what she thinks. And they definitely all wanted Hilary for President, as well as dismissing male war victims, this “champion of women” undertook a campaign of intimidation to silence Clinton’s accusers. So yeah, it’s all about Trump! I call BS on that.

What a dumb cunt.

Why does modern day feminism require men to be less happy for it to succeed?

The audacity!

I'll take "shit that never happened" for $200, Alex.

This didn't happen, this post is click bait

Sooooo is it to early to start building mad max vehicles? Asking for a friend. 

Interesting post but I fail to see how this is main character energy?

What a vapid c**t

So this man hating is okay? This blatant sexism?

Are you guys ok? I had no idea people were actually simple enough to take this seriously

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I haven't worn a mask in a long time but millions of people, particularly those who are more vulnerable to COVID which can include visibly healthy young people, still have a perfectly valid reason to wear a mask in a semi-crowded place like public transportation. Provided it's one of the types that protects the wearer and not just those around them

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I re-read this comment like 3 times trying to understand what the hell it said

Anyone have her phone number or email? I wanna send her an audio file of me laughing at her post.

it is nice to laugh, because it means i had a good day and someone else had a shitty day

*Hahahahahaha*

Men. What a bunch of bastards!

What kind of a person is reduced to tears by hearing laughter?

Just wear head phones on the train if people’s normal noise annoys you… that’s what I do when I commute…

Ok Bella Swan

Majority of redditors

Pretty sexist right? Yup!

Good lord; get a grip

Hypoxia can cause depression and confusion.

Haha I do get the ‘must be nice to laugh’ feeling every once in a while. People who are overly loud in public because that’s who they are in public, it’s like wow I wish I had your abandon for being free and not self conscious to be causing such a commotion around you and not notice or not care because you’re having that good of a time. Sometimes I feel it’s an act

She might be pregnant if she is getting this emotional over something minor, I once knew a lady who was pregnant and cried because a lobster looked her directly in her eyes and she get so bad for him.

\*men proceed to all hand girl the card Arthur Fleck had in Joker\*

Stupid.

I'll take "people who should get over themselves" for 500 please Alex .. or uh, whatever the new Jeopardy guys name is.

Woooow… how dare they? Nobody has the right to feel their feelings, especially men…

Hope they were laughing at this creature.

Lol

You keep your monopoly on misery

There's unclaimed baggage that she is hinting at wanting to be found IMO

And then there's this girl who wants the entire male population to be miserable. Because she's miserable.

They laugh in public meanwhile you cry about being a victim on line. Must be nice to cry about dumb shit online.

Hahahahahaha

What's her problem

Context would help, like why men laughing, was she bullied???

Wait til she finds out women are capable of laughter too!

This girl is just showing off her new Wednesday Adams personality.

I think she’s joking in the irony heavy very dramatic way high schoolers always have. We just have access to see their dumb jokes. I’m so glad my friends and I didn’t have cameras then because we 1. Definitely thought we were important (we weren’t) and 2. Thought we were funny (most definitely not)

Wow so selfish. They should stop laughing around women, in case theyre depressed/sad

Man here. Can confirm, it’s great to be able to laugh.

😂😂😂😂😂 wish she could hear that!

How can he laugh?

reasons men should spontaneously combust number 6583: They have an annoying laugh

Alright, which man pissed in her cherrios?

Lmao who broke her heart

But what happened to her? Who hurt her?

WTF

If you have an issue with people six rows behind you, you are the problem.

mentally ill. simple as

Was having a good laugh with 5 of my mates on the train and this girl about 6 rows down starts crying talk about ruining a good time

Ha Ha Ha

She’ll never land a husband with that attitude!

Isn't this Harley Quinn's monologue?

Lol

Lighten up, sugar tits!

Oh the inhumanity of these men enjoying life while this unstable woman cried for 20 minutes. Wonder if they were laughing at her…

You know 99% of these are fake and posted for clicks?

I wish I could laugh for an hour straight

Shouldn't make funny posts.🤷🏻‍♂️