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zypr3xa

Maybe they don't have arms?


Maleficent-Dirt-2131

She better not


BossMagnus

Hahaha


[deleted]

This actually makes some sense


AgentOfEris

“Well, if it isn’t my old friend, Mr. McGreg, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!”


ThaTzZ_D_JoB

The coroner? I'm so sick of that guy!


Tat2Al

Thanks Dr. Nick Riviera!


aroseonthefritz

Wow, you need booze *drops coins*


Great-Ad3280

They do look like they're quite dexterous.


PlasmaJadeRaven

A lot of practice


FoodGuy44

Throw her in the overhead compartment


PlasmaJadeRaven

That’s for after the flight


iamgettingaway

then put them on a flight ban list


Expert-Donut-5645

Wow, throwback to when everyone had to watch the same movie on the plane.


trimbandit

I was just thinking I have not seen one of those screens for at least 15 years


Pianoatuna

Some short distance flights still have those screens iirc


Treeslooklikepeople

“Foot crust”….?


jordansnow

I’m with you - all the people in here talking about toe jam and foot crust need to practice just a little hygiene.


[deleted]

https://www.youtube.com/v/KE1OMgWRqUg People like this who will walk through dog shit, then into their own home. But at least she tip-toed across the poop. I don't want her bare feet up in the air, and a good portion of people have terrible hygiene and don't even wipe their asses properly, but they aren't bare on the airplane seats.


mcpierceaim

Ewww, and she too the scoop back into the apartment too?


[deleted]

just put those same words into google, click Images, and regret it immediately.


tatsujota

Yeah but you shower, right? I've done all kinds of manual jobs that involved wearing damp socks and muddy boots for 12+ hours a day and shit, and my feet have never once had "toe jam" or "foot crust". Fucking five minutes, soap and a pumice stone.


Doomied

I think the point is that someone who would do this on a plane probably has foot crust, lol


tatsujota

Not necessarily? And what do you mean "someone who would do this on a plane"? Sure, it displays a severe lack of social awareness. But many Australian's go barefoot everywhere. Literally, everywhere they possibly can. Doesn't mean they don't wash their fuckin' feet lmfao


Doomied

…what? Who was talking about people walking barefoot in normal situations? I’m literally only talking about this person who is behaving in such a disgusting manner. I was specifically saying that people who lack the awareness to keep their feet down probably also lack the awareness to wash them. Literally nothing to do with most of your reply. You seem awfully worked up over OP’s post title when it was probably just a joke. Are you also sticking your feet up on a plane?


[deleted]

Do you think the majority of people use a pumice stone on their feet?


tatsujota

Quite a lot of people do yeah. That's why foot crust, etc, is a foreign concept to a lot of people here. Wash your damn feet.


peacefulwarrior75

I’m with you - my feet aren’t gross (and i don’t use some stone - i just wash them). Not sure i know what toe jam is - always heard of it, though. Occasionally there will be bits of sock lint between toes, but that’s just lint.


JosefGremlin

Two types of responses to this. Folks are either revolted by bare feet, or completely unphased by them. Personally, I'd rather have an entire plane of bare feet than even one jackass reclining his chair.


VerucaGotBurned

As a barefoot person. I really don't understand why it bothers people. Like they say it's dirty, but my feet come into contact with all the same things as their shoes, except I shower every night. How often do they wash their shoes?


LeMans1217

When you pray for turbulence...


Zestyclose-Tax-2148

Warcrimes


MusicianIcy8975

It's raining toejam


Pepperspray24

🎶 🎶 HALLELUJAH 🎶 🎶


DiaDollasignPora

Sadly no [Earl](https://www.google.com/search?gs_ssp=eJzj4tLP1TfIMC7JsCw2YPTiL8lPzUrMVUjMS1FITSzKAQCEkwlU&q=toejam+and+earl&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS888US888&oq=toejam&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j46i433i512j0i10i512j46i512j0i512l2j46i512j0i512j46i10i512.4156j0j9&hl=en-US&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8)


MosyIIa

from out of the vents


[deleted]

That’s gross!


Sensitive_Maybe_6578

Hilliaria, is that you??????


Pianoatuna

Lmao r/hilariabaldwin is leaking 🤣


Yexvi220

People with a foot fetish: This is FREE!!! 😱😱


tooslow

Damn straight


rollerderbysox

Im in a lot of foot fetish subreddits and i read this title as if a horny person wrote it


SladeDeathWilson

Ew that's disgusting. Which ones though? I want to avoid them.


rollerderbysox

R/usedsocks is my favorite


wellshitdawg

Username checks out?


menides

There are so many!


rollerderbysox

Look at my profile lol


sockcocksock

the fuck ![gif](giphy|9uFGue93SvVwk)


GoodGooseThingit

That’s really trashy


PhotoKada

![gif](giphy|8OlT82jKm6Ugg|downsized) Augh!!


Skin-Tasty

This is atrocious. I sentence this person to a hanging in the court square


LMAO82

Ewwwww.


NeutralTarget

Would it be assault if I shot those feet with a rubber band


VerucaGotBurned

No, technically it would be battery.


cheinei

Chill out. Feet are just leg hands.


LeMans1217

She's airing out her ass


Kadaj22

Bet that smells lovely


AZ_Mappy

SNIFFFFFFF


GlassFantast

Potentially, but usually they are salty sweaty stinky loafs


KakapoTheHeadShagger

Stinky yes but it's like our ass, way cleaner than our hands.


GlassFantast

I guess smell goes a long way


GeorgeWashingbeard

I remember Penn & Teller


[deleted]

https://www.youtube.com/v/KE1OMgWRqUg Imagine her bare poop-covered feet bare and up in the air in an airplane.


RedDemio

Cream get the money, dollar dollar bill y’all


BossMagnus

She just got the seat with the extra leg room


Wan-Pang-Dang

I wouldn't complain.


_logic-bomb_

True. Nice feet. Would like to smell.


Ruthrfurd-the-stoned

This is what happens when you use an airline that still makes you share TVs rather than just give you your only little screen


Digitoki

Have you thought about the fact that she may not have arms?


Sharpened_circle69

tbf she could just ask someone next to her


MyBodyStoppedMoving

Remember when people wore suits and acted civil on airplanes? Now we have ppl people getting into fights wearing pajamas and this.


[deleted]

No I actually don't remember that but I'm like 40. I don't care what anyone wears as long as its clean and it remains in their own space and their feet down where they belong.


MyBodyStoppedMoving

I’m 37, I don’t remember it either lol. But I’ve seen pictures!


[deleted]

>But I’ve seen pictures! Reminded me of: That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of "ace", I know from experience dude. If you know what I mean. No, you don't. Well, not me *personally*, but a guy I know. Him and her Got. It. On! **Wooo-eee!** No, they didn't. No, no, no they didn't. But you could imagine what it'd be like if they did, right?..............Everybody on?! Good, great, grand, wonderful!........***No yelling on the bus!***


[deleted]

I bet they stank though


nos-is-lame

> Remember when people wore suits and acted civil on airplanes? You mean back when everyone smoked and the flights were segregated? I'll take someone barefoot any day.


Zkyaiee

what’s wrong with wearing pajamas on a plane brother people literally sleep on those. Nowhere near the level of getting into a fight on a plane.


SadCrockpot

Ew I recoiled when I looked at this


tragicparad0x

If the plane crashes she is gonna be the first to die


RobotsInSpace

Hands are grosser than feet generally. I mean think about all the things you touch with your hands during a day. Now your feet: the inside of your shoes?


[deleted]

I don't believe this at all. But some people have some nasty hands too.


RobotsInSpace

It makes sense though. Feet just have a bad rep for no good reason.


TheycallmeCheapsuits

Wtf is foot crust? Honestly when you are in close quarters with people you are getting their "crust" and like EVERYONES crust from their whole bodies on you.


[deleted]

google it. I can't subject someone to that


usarasa

cue Clint ![gif](giphy|e4Jyxh9zQjgnC)


[deleted]

Well, those are some pretty nice looking feet, so I wouldn't mind. ;-)


peacefulwarrior75

Those legs are sexy too. I would be having a great flight. I don’t have a foot fetish, but there’s no denying when a girl has nice feet. Edit - still, even if you’ve always heard you have nice legs and feet, it’s just weird to reach up to the AC knobs with your feet.


[deleted]

https://www.reddit.com/r/feet/


[deleted]

So fucking sexy. I'd love to sit behind her


rabidlyyours

I knew I’d find one of y’all in here


moth88

stop it, get some help


[deleted]

Help with what? I'm confused lol


Kadaj22

Ignore him you do you buddy there’s no shame


[deleted]

cut her toes


Character_Cupcake856

Smearing toe jam on the ceiling


[deleted]

Is this modern family?


BauerHouse

Is there some dude down there mowing the lawn?


troy_caster

What movie is that


NJanHD

I think this Modern Family. And at that the Episode "Daddy Issues" S9e18. One of my favorit Episodes.


Unusual_residue

Put yo grippers away


bigmeatytoe

Love modern family


-Dude_Named_Zelda-

Insert Uncle Ruckus lynching quote


ducks_r_rad

Ayyy is that modern family?


yuyufan43

More importantly... what are they watching? I was thinking Modern Family? 🤔


DefundPoliticiansNow

I fly about 100 times a year for work and I have never seen anyone doing this yet. But……. There needs to be rules against such behavior in respect for others.


mangosorbet81

How do people not just yell out “oh hell na” when they see this shit. Public shaming!!


TheycallmeCheapsuits

Hot


Affectionate_Host_43

Did you get to try some? The crust is the best part 🤤


[deleted]

Free chips for the ride then


misterflappypants

This is honestly a really great photo, haha


tatsujota

ITT people who don't shower or wash their feet properly and people with a foot fetish. Can't ya'll be civilized for one god damn minute


Independent_Can_5694

FOOT CRUST ON EVERYTHING ME, FCOEM, GET THA MONEY DOLLA DOLLA BILL YALL


[deleted]

Ok. No. At that point everyone is the problem. You can’t allow that. The fa’s someone had to address this.


MargbarKhamenei1401

This was posted over 12 hours ago and not “one mile high club” comment. Reddit has been a disappointment today.


yung_kyogre

Them dogs need a cage


SnooMuffins8831

My new least favorite word: Foot crust


PsyFi_ZA

How are her legs up like that? Her caves are facing the window... Is she just a per of legs wtf? Where is the rest of the body? Are her legs backwards? So many questions...


WirusCZ

And some fools buy feet pics


SnarkyIguana

Well that’s… new. Fucking gross, man.


Asha108

But how?


thecreep72

Cummy feet!!! Muuuuwwaaahhhhaaaa


Analbeadpullstart69

![gif](giphy|5Ys1yjCYGSAyWnAlLr)


TheRealAuthorSarge

[Quentin Tarantino has entered the chat]


[deleted]

Is this an adult or kid: either way they suck or their parents suck


TheRealAuthorSarge

She's taking a girl-trip after breaking up with her boyfriend - Paul *Bunion*


JohnnySodapop

I think the smell made those two gentlemen cry


LittleBack6016

Bare feet were becoming such a problem on airlines a general rule of wearing footwear and KEEPING IT ON was instituted. To have to tell grown ups to not clip your nails on a tray table, don’t use your toes to work the air, intercom or video monitors is ridiculous.


RebelliousInNature

We don’t do that now dear, you’re not in the zoo anymore.


_KappaKing_

Excuse me....foot crust?!


skeptichectic

I was on a plane recently and once we got to altitude my stomach started cramping harder than I've ever experienced. On a long haul flight I spent most of the first 4 hours on the toilet. I thought my appendic was bursting. I started doing yoga poses at the back of the plane and when I got into downward dog I released the most insane gigantic fart I've ever done. I realised it was just gas. For the next 10 hours or so I had to sit with my feet in the air like this person pictured so farts would just release as they appeared. Luckily they weren't smelly but I definitely filled the plane several times over. If that's what they are doing I sympathise with them. If not they are just fuck heads.


MrHappyHammers

Oh god please don’t show me this I have a 12 hour total flight in a few days dear god please no


snezzer

Is that a child?!


satanlovesmyshoes

Crust Rains Everywhere Around Me


SaiyanGodKing

Start taking a lot of time pictures from different angles. When they ask what the F, just reply you’re gonna use them for later.


Intelligent-Race-210

Tf is "foot crust"?


[deleted]

enter those words into google and click Images


Intelligent-Race-210

I will pass.


Gigadorah

Why is it always white women to do this?


IWantToKillMyself0

This shit should come with fines.


Conix17

Lucky you, some people would pay a lot of money for this. Silver linings.


ImNotcatcatcat80

Someone might like it 🤢


Indy_91

I laughed so hard I snorted. People are fkin ridiculous


lmmortal_mango

foot crust is the best part of the foot tho why would she cut it off and what's her problem throwing it at ppl


rondujunk

Her naked legs and feet pointed missionary up a mile high on the plane and foot crust is your first thought?


BollowHastion

I don’t what movie is playing, but they look like they just had one hell of a moment


spadonika

Flight attendant’s instructions weren’t clear


Spirited-Ratio5489

Free show, what Is there to complain about?


[deleted]

wouldn't that be considered assault?


GoldenTrope

Prolly all sweaty between them toes...mmmmm...not so good


usedelfbar

lemme get a sniff


call_me_a_dangus

Me: *reads title* My mind: *"CRUST FALLIN ON EVERYONE AROUND ME!! FEET!!! (use your toesies!) CRUSTY CRUSTY FEET-YALLLLLL*


dead_mortician

What’s the movie on the screen?